
Foolish Hooman Woman! You cannot rid me of my dark essence by wrapping me in soft fwuffy towel. May be a soft fwuffy bwankie, but never a towel.
bwankie werks pretty well, akshully
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ai wil excsape
Corngrabs, PB!
Thx OCM nd yoo n Anni n Miniminsmum
!!
Ohai up there, PB an Ozcatmum! I has sumfin funneh for u. Is abowt fishes, not kittehs, but mostly bout ur lubly countree.
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An edjimikated perrson, ai sea
!! Thx hcr !!
conga wet ratz to yu PB – letz dansdansdans fur yur tawp ov teh brade spot!
*grabs PB adn twirlee wirls rownd teh offiss*
nao, tiem fur sillibrashuns, ai cud do wiv a glarse of whine adn sum smoaked sammon canapés!!
Congrats, PB! Ai can’t stai an plai 2dai – hab fings 2 do!
*gibs anni a kwik glars ov whine befoar she goze*
see yu sune!
Thx anni !! Bai fur nao !!
Duz teh offis dans, dans, dans wiv MMM !!
Yay !! Wi iz sillibrayting yor larst day ob wurk *fur nao*
!!
* Goze tu teh cat-uring van owtsied teh offiss nd awderz teh biggist nd spungiest spunge caek tahy hab !! ( putz it awn untied nayshenz bill ) *
Grab sum spunge caek, ebbreebuddy !! Woo Hoo fur MMM
!!
Dis iz indede a dai furr sillibraytin!!
fankees fur teh spungy spunge caek wiv teh rarzbriz adn wippee creem – mai faybrit!!
*paws menneh moar glarses ov whine*
pleeez joyne mi ebberywun!
Mmm… sammin snakkeez, adn spunj kaek wiff wippy-creem dezerts.
Suddinleh ai is glad ai cuddnt sleeps! *nom-nom*
Wait!! What????? sammin snakkeez?? Ai mist tehm.
*goes to find teh sammin snakkeez*
W00t!! Fowmd tehm!!
THANKS!!! mimimims. . . MMM!! Teh eeziest way iz sumtaims best!!
oboi! nomnomnom
Ai will happilee joyne yoo!!
Spungy spunge caek – WIF rarzbrix ‘n whippe creem. Mai favrit, too!
An ai will hav sum whine, too pleez.
*klinkee glasses wif mimiminsmum*
To yur last day ov werk – fur nao??? Did ai reed that rite??
Yep, ai’z juss wurking naowanagain fur teh hyoomin rites confrensiz!
Sounds MOAST impressive!!
bwah ha ha!
Kitteh wiv attichood!
tomoro yu dye!
Teh nekst, yu dyet !!
dyet, tehn lonsch!!!
Himz nawt a bland-ket !!
Maybe nawt – butt ai doo think taht’s streeeeeeeetching it a tad!!!
*delayed heddesk*
* rolz up blankee nd cushinz JPAK’z forred *
*
Ohai !! Yoo up urly, Janet ?? * Oar up lait
Thanks!!! Mai forehed needed a bit ov cushining!!
Up urlee! Ai woke up at 4 AM!!!!!!! An cudn’t go bak to sleep!
Itz awlwaiz so nice to bee heer. Still bizzee – LOL!! Ai wuz gonna say things ar under control – but – NOT!!
Yoo mist yor burfdai partee tuu
!!
Ai wuz afrayed of that.
Ai cud nawt bee heer. Taht wuz teh day ai wuz putting awn teh big 95th birthday partee fur mai Ant Daisy. An there were lotz of relatives in town, too. Ai wuz underway – frum verree urlee until verree layte.
Mai sister Judy wuz heer frum Salt Lake City fur the partee – fur a week, axe shoe alley!! An we were wif teh relatives awl day!
Ai NOO ai wud hav to miss mai burfday – but *sniff* it wuz teh awnlee day we cud hav Ant Daisy’s partee.
It did maek me verree sad nawt to bee heer.
* Dragz owt sum burfdai-caik (frum a caik tin
) *
Heer Janet !!
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Awww – thanks. {{{{{{{poussinboi}}}}}}}
That iz so nice!!
Ai may nawt be ablol to luk rite nao – teh storm iz coming swiftlee cloaser!!
Ai think yoo just gaev mee sum leekee aiez bai being so kind!
Ohai Janet! U sed u likes jermin accent. U can has belayted Burfday wishes!
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Häppi börßday tuh yuuuh!
Häppi börßday tuh yuuuh!
Häppi börßday deer Janet!
Häppi börßday tuh yuuuh!
{{{Janet}}}
LOL!!! honecakerabbit!!!
That iz so funnee – an so RITE!!!!!!!!
Thank yoo so much fur teh Cherman Birsday song!! *gigglol*
O NOES!!! We seem to be having a big litning storm coming up. Ai’ll probablee hav to “unplug” fur a wile.
LOL!!! Today ai seem to hav nuthing but teh frownee fayces!!
Heee heee!!
Yoo shud go bak tu bed; it wil bi tiem tu get up suun ….
!!
Hoo Roo !!
Ai did!! Wuz rayning eneway!
Happy Birthday jch4k.
Thank you verree much, torchrain!
Ai mist teh pardee??? Well heer iz sum laytelayte burfdy wishis adn sum eggstra caek wiv teh rarzbrix ‘n whippe creem, adn a kandlol on teh top. Juss be blo-in it owt adn maykin a wish, adn teh cheezpeeps’ luv wil be maykin it kumming troo
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Oh thanks!! {{{{{{miniminsmum}}}}}} Ai dint get much ov a burthday this yeer!
*makes a wish* *blows aut teh candlol*
Ai hoep it coms troo. It iz mai hart’s deerest wish.
We’ve just had ar SEKOND litening storm. Taht’s wai ai’m so layte getting bak! An – moar pewter problims. Awlmost ok – just nawt kwite.
Dark essenz iz nawt sololyooblol.
Teh waddurs annoy, but cannot wash awayz whut ai is deep insyde.
Himz bean annoyted ??
Yeff, adn hims bornd-agen… kitteh.
Teh waddurs is still ebil, adn blankeez ar teh essinss ob gud.
Werdz ov Wizzy Dom!!
Werdz ov Wizzy Dom!!
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Oh teh porosity!
oh teh hoomiditee
oh teh forsoakenness.
Oh teh blankety-blank anga at teh purr pet traitor !!
Oh teh drippy-drips dat be-traylin fru teh haus!
Oh teh troolee grate ref to a klassik in ICHC Lore an Legends!!
Soakkengz wet Kitteh
feenks towl amz t3h ‘Pleh!’ Wawntz beeg
sawfft Flooffee Blankitt!
Sawfft Flooffee Blankitt
wiffz Liddiill Bunnehz andz small
Lizzurdz in a Rawk!!
Sawfft Flooffee Blankitt
frum Liddill Skwisshee Wun’z rume
wood beez wundurrfull!!!
Jack.
Grin
!! Thx Jack
!!
Awww Jack!! ai’ve mist yoo! Ai noe – yoo’ve bin heer, ai wuz nawt.
But thiz is SOOOOO cyoot it just browt a teer to mai aiez.
“Liddil Skwisshee Wun”!!!1
This site has made me a cat person. I’d actually own one as a pet. Curse you burger!
Kittehz ar nebber ownd, but u may inbyte wun tu joyn u in ur lyfe.
Ai is glad u has seend teh lyte ob kitteh wurships!
I think he’s just Flanneling…
Duz “flanneling” meen dat disembodied entities speeks froo teh flannel blankie? Or duz it meen dat tet kitteh is a flaneur?
A flaneur????? Ther iz such a thing??
A flaneur????? Ther iz such a thing??
Shood be happy frood, know where towel is!
nice pictures collection and book marked
keep updating
LOL … DARK Essence
very funny thanks for sharing ha ha