
look at us, just look at us… it’s cold, it’s wet, we’re doing our best to look adorable; the least you could do is put out your garbage a little early so we have a chance to get at it before the garbage truck come by and takes it all away.
Picture by: Aaron Macfarlane Caption by: Chris10a via Advanced Lol Builder
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We aer starbin!
oh. I thot they were ratcoons…
Luukin kinda lyke drowndrat koonz.
Dey aer starbin rakunez. In TTI, starbin can meen berry cawld azx well az berry hongree. Deze kwalyfie awn bofe cownts.
Oh lukit teh ty!!! Anni, Nightshayde, Bluesfan, Angelplume and Sweetpea!!! Kum on down tu deh tybooteek!!! It b habbing deh rakkoon maskz!!!
*tryz awn a rakkoon mask*
*goez luuking foar a garbij kan*
rakkoon mask much beddur dan trollmask, aifinkso!
This be my foto.
The original is on my flickr site and the caption I originally gave it is:
“sad eyes always make me swoony”
Poor littlol fings!
Yabbut, doan lettem get in ur baysmint. Bin der, dun dat.
oar attik. been dere dun dat.
oar heart… bees der still does dat
hao cud a nawt aftur lukkin at dis picksha?
wellol… nao ai will lais mai weereh hed 2 sleeps… adn dreems awf starfin rattehcoons… oar whutebber dem wans 2 bees… dem can bees whutebber dem wans 2 bees iffn dem stais kjuut.
Hav a hart, hooman!!
butt(!) nawt teh trappee won.
Noe Deer here, Sorry
But u spreds it awl ober teh street adn den dey juss leebs it der.
so… whatz ur point?
Ai nawt wanna durtee street…
*luuks at teh mud* Nebber mynd.
Adn… adn… it wuz koald adn raynee befur hoomins bilded hauses…
Adn u has teh furs adn stuffs tu keeps u warm adn, adn…
Oh awlryte. *puts owt a bowlful ob sardeenz*
nomnomnomnomnom *burrrrp*
wear shud wi toss da remainz ob da sardines?
Sardeenz nawt has remayns. U noms dem awl up. (ai duz, atleest)
*puts owt a big bowl ob krunchifud kibblolz*
u meen u eet da hedz an bonez an finz an tale an innerdz 2?
ai awlweight fillet dem. kno wunder ai haz 2 by a trucload ob dem 4 1 sirving.
eewww! ai donut fink ai wud leik dem iffn ai haz tu eet dere heds anna innerdz. dat jest sownds ucky.
Papa gets dem inna tin, wiff no hedds, but yeff, finz adn taylz.
Iffn deyr teh big wunz, wayr derz only free or foar inna tin, hims will split dem in haff adn remoob teh spyne. But teh littler wunz… nom-nom-krunch-gulp!
u haz bery guud Papa aifinkso!!
smushed on toast wiffa littlol lemming on top…
nom!
ai is also banned frum kissing hubbykat for days afterwards – he sais no mounds of breffmints or toofpayst can take away sardinebreff…
butt teh kittehs will luv yew!
No, no, no. Datz teh goggiez. Dey … um … dey duz dat to … um… fraym us. Yesh – datz it. Dey fraymz us. Trajik, rillee.
oh, teh huge manatees!
Does we need to has another benefit consert?
*nods* aifinkso!
Yes!
Altho Tanda-goggie did nawt fraym teh rakkitykoonz. Shii just barkeded at dem.
I miss mah grrrl.
*hugs Mel*
I just got teh simpafee card frum teh v-e-t. Nao mai iiis is leeking agin.
*hugs LCB*
*hands her a precawshunaree shamwow*
Aw. When I losed my Esme, I gotted cards from both the reggaler vet and teh oncology vet. Teh latter was especially leaky-eye inducing because all teh staffs who knowed Esme writed individual messages.
I was tidying up teh other day and found it, read it, and got all leaky-eyed all over again.
*Takes shamwow with a grateful*
*holds cheezpeeps paws, remembering*
{{{Mel}}} *sits kwitly wif Mel ‘membering hart kittehs & goggis*
{{{Gammacat}}}
{{{Mel}}}
ai iz sew sowwry furr your loss. ai canz onlee imajin hao musch dat must hertz.
pls sir, can you spare a nom?
*handz sweetpea a spare grass.*
Enjoy!!
*miksez sum miriklol groe intu sum waddur*
*poarz it ontu teh tenrilly ruuts*
*Teh wingeded kittun luuks arouwn fer teh Angelina kitteh*
*Angelina kitteh cums arown frum behyn teh tendrilz*
Ohai Taya! *hedbonk*
ohai taya
ai c angelina kitteh butt wearz the bradpitty kitti?
prolly bakk wiff dat jennifur kitteh.
Ai haz misseded yoo awl heer. Hao yoo iz Angie?
Ai has minyunz nao 8)
Dey duzznt kno it yet (dey still hissy at meh), but dey will.
Chekk owt teh pics awn mai profyle tu see dem.
Papa brotted dem hoam Mundayn, deyr bowt lebenty weeks old.
Ai saweded teh piccies ob teh noo bebbeh minyuns. teh iz teh adoriblol (liek meh B) )
Hao does yoo do taht shadeses piccy?
Derz a wurd u can put between colunz, but ai nebber meremburz it. Ai ran akross a eeziur shortkut bai akksident.
Nao ai yoozes a 8 follod wiffa ). Shokk is a 8 adn a capitlol O.
Liek dis? 8)
Ai wented tu see yu minions, dey has a kyoot! adn ai disscuvverded dat we nawt be frends yet! Oh, teh hyooj manatee! Sew ai fixted it. Yu am a beeyooteemuss kitteh. Mezzo’s sister Paintball am a kallyco, tu!
ohai Taya! ai hasnt seen you ina while!
Ohai gammacat! ai ai wuz nawt awn heer fer a whilol cuz mai pyooter wuz borked. Ai gotted a noo lappytawp nao.
yeah for teh new lappytop!!!
oyeshyesh
*floofy paw emergez frum da noodle bowl an reachez 4 taya* high, ai donut fink wi hab meeted yet. da red bough an green aiez r kyoot.
*eggstends skeek blak paw ob frenship* Noes wii haz nawt
sleek*
iz dat eh LOLracburglar?
No relation.
soe yu sae.
peas peas misstur hoam ohnur?
Ai wyl gladlolee payz yu tumoro foar an leff oburz tudae …
No gives them of garbage. My coonie-coonses never be to disturbing of garbage. Nice coons, well-mannered, but of protection I pay when they to be tapping on window for handoutz. Is deal we have. Neighbors good.
I no lik da rakoons. Dey livved in mi soffet nd pulled of mi siding nd mayd lots uf noiz. 4 babies. But(!) dey wuz kinna kyoot…
Still, I’s evik… evyk… throo dem out.
awwww so cute and i love raccoons!!!!!! they are soooooo cute!!!!!
*sniffle*
tu baad we du nat hav any in europes. i like
Tehy haz a kyoot, butt (snerk) day can bees a noosness.
Teh cyoot littdlol rackettycoons……butt (!) await ! foar deaths awaitz u awl wif nasty bigg pointee teef! adn clawsers too !
*nodz*
yeff dey haz bery, bery shawrp teef and bery, bery danjeruz claus. ai fink dey are bery kyoot, butt(!) ai donut fink ai wuud twry tu pettify dem. luukz canz beez deci… ummm maek you fink dey iz sumfing dat iz pettable.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Lolly666, Amethyst, an Archiesmum an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, orinj caes wif lemmin icing, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif troll dollz – teh gud kind wif brite-colurd hairs taht say finny fings wen yoo poke thems belliebuttons, alien vs. zombie finger puppets, kandee, an sparkly smilie-face stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happi burfdai 2 teh burfdai peeps. Grabs sum orinj caek an sum sparkly party punch. Thx bufdai fairy!
happee birfdai tu awl da birfdai peeps!!
**grabz sum fudjy birfdai caek an runzunnerdabed, nomnomnom**
fankz birfdai fairy
I maed you a gahbeige, but I eated it!
datz okai, mi mamma wont let mii eet junk food.
Snerk!
oar bi junk bawnds.
Snerk! gud 1 jk2
*shivverz* dat luk liek aor frunt step. Ennybunny wantz sum raynes? wii gots too mutches! Paint adn Mezzo no can paly aotsied adn luk fur coonses.
NEBBER trusting aneewon wib a burglar mask awn! Jus sayin…
*ahem*
Yesh?
Didn’t u notice? I hads my facial today wif Fronk. U like? I think I is gonna book u for one, as a late birfday prezzie.
* skwinks *
Umm… yesh… yu lukks… umm… grate.
Wai yu has lawts ob red marks awl ober yur fais? Deed hims yoose a grater awn yu?
O, adn fankies but but but mai burfdai wus teh cancellyfied dyoo tu lakk ob inneress * nod nod *
Those is red beauty marks. Fronk assured me that they are all teh rage in… in… well, someplace. I had mud in my ears at the time.
Neckst fing yu no, he’ll bii telling yu Cheezland’s got Talint!
As IF.
I has to go to teh
petphlonquais supply store now. U need anythings?Umm… has a lukk adn sea iffn dey has anee replaycmunt phlonquers, plzthx.
O, adn a GP syze bag ob Pork Scratchings.
“Lak ob innrest”?! We hadded a partay fur yu an an an effyfink! Admittudly, yu wernt tehre butt(!)…
ohai GP! how are you doing?
*sets owt guiness & pork scratchings* enjoi eberywun!
Ohai GC! Ai is otay, fankies. Ai has a littlol thyme at home fur a chaynge! * noms a scratching *
Has yu fownded ennee Sir Faces, unnerneef teh bykbitbokseseses?
**wonderz ifn dat’s teh rakoon dat libs in 3km’s garbidj can**
If him libbed in teh garbij can him nawt need U tu set it aowt early. Him wuud has his nomz delibbered.
That’s the oddest looking cat I’ve ever seen…
I’d put it out early.
They are cute. I fed them. But they are not to monkey with.
They killed my cat anyway.
My mom made the horrible mistake of thinking it was cute when one of them started coming through the cat door to eat kibble.
We won’t go there…
Color me conflicted
Ey liks koonz almos so much as kittehs n ottahs…
Thanks for using my photo. I hand-feed these cuties all the time in the park ( in Vancouver, BC, Canada )
Awww…. they r so CUTE ^__^
This is my photo. Please credit me accordingly. The original photo is here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/airnfoto/3457865385/
OMG!!!! does anyone know how to spell on here?
Hello new person.
*cue teh vilolinz*
This made me cry… i still gave it 5 cheezburgers…