
HARD WORK and they said it never killed anyone
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HARD WORK and they said it never killed anyone
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: angie via Poster Builder
But wye risk it?
eggselunt poynt!
conga ratz, anni!
eggselunt poynt!
conga ratz, anni!!
stoopee wurdpress!
ai knooooow sooooooooooo slooooooooow.
Con-CAT-enayshunz, anni! U leed teh brayd! Haow wood U liek to sillybrayt 2dai?
Thx fur teh congrats, Aifink Ai’ll sillybrayte bai habbin a nap!
THEY LIE!
U LIE!!!!
EEP! Halp, halp ai iz beein possessessessd by Joe Wilson!!!
ai didnt no u plaid tennis..
ur copycat is owt of order. restart Y/N?
Y
Wanna Bet?
Pinky pinky toe pads!
*prance prance caper splort*
O noze! LCB iz daown!!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a (nawt stolen) cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober (onlee slitlee borrowd) stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees (ah’ll gladlee pai u toosday fer sum sordid pastrees todai).
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
O noez! LCB iz teh daown! Cawl teh CCC!
WEEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO!!
**CCC screeches to a stop next to LCB**
Eww, watta mess…
*sweepeesweepee braynz inna pyl*
*skoopeeskoopee braynz bak inna hed*
*patteepatpat 2 smoov em owt*
*fit peesiz uv hed bak 2gevvur*
*dukkeetayp 2 hoald evvyfing in plays*
*cuvver hed wif bavvin kap*
*moar dukkeetayp 2 hoald kap in plays*
*fit CHRG(w/doi) obber kap*
*rap LCB in sawftee fwoofee bwankee wif pitcherz uv copycats onnit*
*rinse awf LCB’s mask n put bak obber eyes*
Dere naow, LCB — U iz gunna b jess fyn. U havva relaksin inna comfy chayr at teh Splort Lownj, sip awn sum fresh hawt chokklit, nom awn sum chokklit possumz wif sordid kreemee fillins, n reed obber deze taks foarms 2 tayk ur mynd awf teh kyootness.
Thx, guise!
Um, u didn’t take any pickshurs of me wifout my mask on, right? RITE???
nawt az far az u knows
Oh, well that’s ok the— wait, whut?
*hides camera behind back*
Um, no? Y dew U ask?
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Bisyds, U wuz awl cubberded wif blud n brayns — wood ennywun rekanyz U ennywaiz?
*downlodes photo into Pffffacebook account*
*tags LCB*
* choozes “Everyone”*
*click*
*tags noodle* hee
*tags sweetpea*
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Ohai, sweetpea! Haow R U n ur tendrilz dewin?
yikes! sumfin jus wraped aroun mi ankel.
runswifakwikness 2 book ob face 2 seeing it!!
wake mi later, iz nappin nao.
Ai iz takin noe chansis!
Nor meh. Dis kitteh is sew cyoot. O…an… SPLORT!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up OCM’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Thx Anni. Few! Ai juss com bakk arfta sum owers ov werk an dis cyoot kitteh is heer!
Congratz awn ur nawt-sekkund BTW.
Fanks eberywun foar teh kynd werdz erlyer. Ment a lawt. Ai waz hoem aloan an mai sun waz at himz plais, cryin, an we wer bofe sew sad. He ses him iz gonna werk eben harda tu bee a grate teecha in onner ov Millie. Leeky iez.
Ai finisht awl mai repawt commens an nao ai fink ai wil hav a beeg sleap. Nite.
O noez! Ozcatmum iz teh daown awlsew! Cawl teh CCC!
WEEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO!!
**CCC screeches to a stop next to Ozcatmum**
Eww, watta mess…
*sweepeesweepee braynz inna pyl*
*skoopeeskoopee braynz bak inna hed*
*patteepatpat 2 smoov em owt*
*fit peesiz uv hed bak 2gevvur*
*dukkeetayp 2 hoald evvyfing in plays*
*cuvver hed wif bavvin kap*
*moar dukkeetayp 2 hoald kap in plays*
*fit CHRG(w/doi) obber kap*
*rap Ozcatmum in sawftee fwoofee bwankee wif pitcherz uv copycats onnit*
Dere naow, Ozcatmum — U iz gunna b jess fyn. U havva relaksin inna comfy chayr at teh Splort Lownj rite nekst 2 LCB, sip awn sum fresh hawt chokklit, nom awn sum chokklit possumz wif sordid kreemee fillins, n reed obber deze taks foarms 2 tayk ur mynd awf teh kyootness.
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Sumboddee beddur put owt uh Splort Alurt…
Am u taking priznerz?
I iz taykin uh brake (sip sip nom nom)
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Schmoo 2 U, ur Majistee! Haow U iz?
Oh Hai Aahz!!
Wii am fine!
Huzbin am getting better ebbreeday!
Wii will b moving norf on Saturday!!
YAY!!!
*happydans!!*
*Schmoooz Aahz*
*Happydans!!!*
Ohai mai Cween *snorglol*
Happy that teh huzbin iz bedderer! Free cheers Hooray hooray hooray fur Mr. CweenMJ!
Capshun not troo – Lozza peeps hev dyed wen dey du sumptin lieke shubble tuu mush snow…so hard wurk can cawz heartattek dat ken kihl.
Haard werk iz nebber gon nakillify tihs kitteh…
Catscan in progress…
Sumbodee HAD tu sai it.
OMCC!!!!
Aneewun whoo wuz a Lost fan…an eben iffen u wuzznt….goe ober tew teh ROFLRAZZI site (teh ‘Celebs” tab up top dere) an wach Lost reinakted in 1 minnit by cats. Iz tew funneh!!!
p.s. ai iz nawt hazzin a baybee, kaithxteehee!
Is u teh sure u is not? Cause we’ll halp u wif teh delibbery if u is.
*boils water*
*adds cocoa tew teh boilin wadder* ahm sure, fanks bery mush!
*dragz bideo ober frum the celebs site*
clappity clappity…
want a read cap! wud luk lubbly wiff mi orang (knot poizun) furr.
Ai larfed at dis ebben tho ai nebber wachted teh Lawst. Haz u seeen teh wun wif teh 2 kittehs beeying kyute tu getz treetz?
Oooo! Noe, ai hazznt seen taht wun!
Ai wached teh nawt sekkond seeson uv Lost, which wuz reeeely good an abowt harf teh sekkond seeson butt it startd gittin sew confusin ai gaive up awn it. Fanks tew teh kittehs in teh bideo tho, ai feels ai haz teh gist uv it!
Lemme reepeet tho, ai am nawt hazzin a baybee, ‘kay?
Is u teh one hunnert percent sure?
*boils waters, just in case*
Is that the translation one? I have that on my Utoob favorites!!
*act real cute and they’ll give us treats…did we get any treats yet?*
PMSL, I have the same model of printer/scanner and it always has a cat asleep on it!
Did teh kitteh come with, or did u have to buy it extry?
does it come with a pink “paws” button to clear out papurrrrrrr jams?
If I press the button for one copy, that means I get the SOLE copy, he, he!
*presses button for SOLE copy*
*copy of kitteh’s feet comes out*
Wow — ai needed dis kyoot lol. Ai gotted a flat tire on teh way hoam lassnite & just hadta go get a gnu wun (akshulle gotted two cuz teh uvver frunt tire wuz kinda worn). *sigh*
*titens CHRG*
Orinj tabbeh wif teh pinkee pinkee toe padz. Dis beez bery daynjerus!!!
Kittehz habz eenuff
2 duz jusst beez~eengz Kittehz
2 wurreez ‘bowtz ‘Wurk’!
Kittehz waykz frum Napz.
Den habz ‘Phunn!’ ekksploareengz wenz
nawtz habbeengz Nom Nomz!!
Kittehz amz awllso
sawfft furrd shreenkz 4 Prittee Wunz
wen cumz Hoam frum ‘Wurk’!!
Kittehz habz plentee
2 duz wenz lefftz awll aloan.
Can getz ekkspennsivv!!!
Jack.
Skootch obur, kitteh – ai can has nappz awlsoetu?
Ai haznawt bin rownd meowtch lateloly bikaws *switches off lolspeak* My husband’s mother had a massve stroke this past Friday. She is currently stable, but has a very long, difficult course of inpatient treatment ahead of her. Good thoughts would be much appreciated.
*switches lolspeak back on* … Ai has an HYOOJ sleapeezzzZZZzzz …
{{{{italiana}}}}} {{{{an awl da fambli}}}}
sendin gud thoughts of strength and healing and love.
{{{{{{Italiana’s Mommy-in-law}}}}}}
ai keep hur inna mai prayers, awlsew sendifying pawsative fots anna vibes.
Ofangyu noodle adn TJsmommy – mai huzzbunneh adn ai appurr she ayt awl teh gud fawtz adn prairz, adn speshulolee teh {{{huggiez}}}. Cheezepeepses R teh BESTEST!
Awwww.
{{{{{Italiana & hur famblee}}}}}
*sendin heelin beemz frum SoCal!*
* nod nod * is bestest tu NAWT werking, aifinkso.
* striches owt awn cowch *
*narrows eyes*
Wasn’t there something else u was sposed to does, Piggeh?
* half opens won eye *
Huh? Whut? O, yesh! Ob corse, hao silleh ob meh tu forgetting!
Ai wus posed tu nom a bag ob pork scratchings adn drink a guinness; plz tu go fetching meh won.
kthxwaiyuissteelheergofetchingmainomsadndreenkpfft
*is suddenly very glad to have been working out lots with the Wii Hedbat*
Ah, ellshebee!!! MWAH! MWAH!
Dahling! Leeve teh littlol rat alowne! Is time fur yur fayshul!
*stops mid-bat*
Fronk! *airsmoos*
Did u get teh importified mud u telled me about?
Oh, ja dahling! Onlee teh bestest fur yur skeen!!! Nao, ware deed ai put mai shovel…?
Did u leave it in teh beauty barn again?
Oh, heer it is! Mick was putting awn his lip creem * shudder *
* slaps mud awl ober ellshebee *
So… going sumware nyce fur yur lolidays, dahling?
Mmm! Mmph mmphmmmp mm Mmmmpphmi Mmmphm.
Oh, ja! I heer is verra verra nyce dere dis time of yeer…
* slaps on more mud *
Mmmphk? Mmph mm mmphmphmmm mph mmphmm?
Oh, ja dahling! Of corse it is posed tu sting liek dat! Dat’s hao yu no is werking!
* gets out pressure washer *
MMMPH! Mmph mmphm mm mmph MMMPH!
Yu want it awn the high setting yu sai??? Get reed of awl taht ded skin, yu sai???
Ok dahling, yu is de boss! * shrug *
Mmphmmph! *sputters*
OMG, that was teh SO invigorating! My skin feels thirt– I mean ten years younger!
Thx Fronk. U is teh bestest. *airsmoos*
Um, these red blotches on my skin, they will go away in a few minnits, rite?
* taeks a close look *
Umm… Ja… of corse dey will… Ja!
Gotta go! MWAH! MWAH!
Stay faboolus, dahling!
*airsmoos*
Bye, Fronk! C u lat– AIEEE! MY SKIN! IT BURNS!
Ai laikz teh nawt-werkees … cuz werkees getz inz teh wai uv teh impoardint stufz laik dansdansdans adn eet, aifinkso. *nodz*
Teh bestest iz wen u gets paid ur normul munneez fur nawt werkin.
Lol, I have the same printer, lexmark
omg, mi ownr has dat same prnter