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.. aifinkso.
.. aiknoso.
Yay fer nightshayde, catena an Jajeh, wat a luvvley free wai tye u haz!
Adn woot tu Winnie-Wonka for anubber grayt lol!
Ai sekkund dat!
Fankoo!!!
conga ratz, NS!
Fankies!
*taeks catena by wun paw & JAJEH by teh uvver paw & hedz to teh TyeBooteek*
Ai lubz habbin mai paw held!!! An we getta goe to deh TyeBooteek!
Aiz kitteh; dere four, ai nom
Naut qwite wad Descattes sed
himz sed “meow meow meow” aifinkso
Was he teh Fronsch? Then he prolly sed “le meow, le meow, le meow.”
*le nods*
Ek-chually, if he was “le Fronsch”, he would sai “miaou”….
Heh! I can haz teh buk “Advanced French for Exceptional Cats”, n awn teh bak uv teh buk it can haz teh conjug… kawnjoo… awl teh diffrint foarmz uv teh verb “miaow”
Iz dat bi da sayme pub lissher az “Electronics for Dogs”?
Dunno … butt (!) I wood finksew dat “Electronics for Dogs” wood b teh saym as “Electronics for Dummies”…
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Cats, awt teh uvver paw, R teh egg-sepshunnel. Mai buk haz teh frayziz 4 mew-zik, art, travvlin, beeyin teh connisoor uv teh dreenkeez, nommin owt at nys playsiz, n sew forf. Stufz dat teh egg-sepshunnel cat kneads win livvin n forin playsiz liek Frantz n Kwebek…
Noper noperz!!
“Electronics for Dogs” wuz useded bi Grommit (da beri eggsepshunully smart clai mayshun goggie in da Wallace adn Grommit movees). Hao ebber, he nawt neerly az clebber adn eggsepshunul az da tranz cotton intlol kittehs! 
O, datz neet! I nawt seen teh Wallis n Grommit mooveez, butt (!) I heered uvvem. I iz gunna hafta rint dem wun dai, mebbee wyl mai kidletz r bak frum deyz momcatz hows…
Pffft! Wallace and Gromit is wasted awn kidz; wotch it wiv groed-ups! And Cheeeeez!
Dere iz teh sebrul mooveez watt iz teh phunnee 4 kidletz, butt (!) awlsew can haz teh phunneez 4 growed-upz. “Chicken Run” (bai teh saym peeps watt dew “Wallis n Grommit”) izza grate egg-sample (no pun intended). Kidletz jess woan’t git teh refrinsiz 2 “The Great Escape” at teh biginnin uv teh moovee, wyl teh growed-upz r laffin till deyz sydz hert! Ebben “Looney Tunes” can haz stufz liek dat — wunst I saw Porky Pig buy uh reeng 4 Petunia atta stoar wiffa syn watt sedded “Diamonds guaranteed genuine by American Glass Company”
Mon cher Jean Sans-Chat: Je parle français couramment. J’ai choisi “meow” et pas “miaou” pour ajouter un peu d’ironie. Tu sais, comme si même les chats français s’exprimaient avec un mot qui s’écrit à l’anglaise. C’est la folie de me douter en ce qui concerne deux choses: l’humueur et le français. ETG*
*Et toc, gnar.
ai kant c y.
Sawcatees sed aifinkso, derfur aifinkso.
u b berii thoreau, ai fink sew.
Wen ai nawt walled-in!
clappity, clappity
mi deer jajeh – dat wuz brillient. der aint know weigh 2 rezpond 2 ur supireor witt(genstein)icism.
sew ai best jus keepz mi mouf shut…
“Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.”
Anuvver kawmint uhlawng uh simmyler lyn:
“Iz teh beddurer 2 keap kwiet n b thotted sillee, than 2 speek n rimoov awl dowt.”
nao, datz a gud rool 2 lib bi.
Ahlatsa deh peeps on LFMF wud ssave demselbes purrblums eff dey heeded dis!
Fankoo fur naice compliment! Ai apurrsheates it~!
Fray Bentos sez; Ai’m pink, tehrfor Ai Spam!
thinker kitteh wants branes.
tinker kitteh wants chaynz.
Yesh. Yeah! YESH! Wants Braynes! *noms owner’s brayns adn tuns into a zombee*
Yoo kin has my branes, butt dey prolly nawt do yoo mutch gud.
Iz been a laaaaawwwwnnnng day!
**collapsis awn cowtch**
Mai braynz tuu fyoo tu be of much yoose!
Ai am teh smarterist uv awl!
Aifink… ai has sumfin stukk in mai teefs.
yur paw?
from hims breth i say toona!
Ai think,
ai yam wot ai yam.
eh swete poe tay toe?
Wuz Popeye uh filossofur?
Ai’m pink, dere4 Ai’m spam
taht made me laff an laff Annipuss
Ohai TM! Gud 2 see u!
an yoo too {{{{Annipuss}}}}
an ai iz cyuuter dan u 2
nawt tu meshun moyr:
Attraktiff
Brillyant
Cahrizmatuk
D…
Danjerus
Enerjetik
Floofy
G…
Gorjus
Hirsute
Intelloljint
J…
Gorjuss
Hansum
Intelly….intelli…rilly rilly smart
Jeenyus, full uv
K….
Kyoot
Lovablol
Marveloos
N…
Nowlajablol
Opun Mynded
Persnickedy
Qwick
R………
Nobull
opulent
preddee!
quintessentially qute
R
Reegull
Stoopinduss
Teriffik
U…
Uddurlee awesum!
Veree amayzink
Werredlee kool
Xakktlee purrfekkt
Y? ‘cawse…
‘Zakktlee the besst!
Adn mawdest, tuu!
an ai iz wai mor gooder dan u awlsew.
*nodnod*
O hai, tidmum! How u is?
Ohai LCB
I is gud fanks..yoo?
I is teh ok, thx. Busybusy at teh works. Oh, and I has losed 19 poundages since Frebuary! I is wearing a catburgular suit one size smaller these days.
Wh00t!!!
I can has losed about 16 poundages too. I duz NAWT want to find dem agen
ai probablee haddeded foundeded dem…
ai’z bin gaynink moar wayt den ai shudd bii, aifinksew…
Of coarse, it is still a plus-sized catburgular suit, but it is a size smaller! I want to eventually get back to my original wait: 5 pounds, 1 oz.
thats awful small even for a kitteh… dont go gettin anna wreck sick on us!!
Well, ok. I just gotted tired of teh not being treated like a person because of my size.
Mabye I could be bulimic? Which is teh one where u gets to throw up all teh time?
Mee grayn?
Food poysunin?
Drinkin weedkillah?
Hayrbawlz?
or just go strait to somethin guaranteed to maek you sik…liek the video feed of teh oyl spill… or sum of teh reality teevee shows… liek the one abowt teh hoarders… *shiver*
Akshully, I wanna say I started losing teh waits for me, not to conform to anybuddy else’s idear of what is teh acceptable. Peeps whut treat other peeps badly based on whut they look like is teh not-at-all-nice.
Lotsa bad stuffs has been going on in my life lately and doing this is one thing I can control and teh benefit is that I has moar energies to deal wif teh not-so-nice stuffs now.
* Leevs a sparklee adn shinee awn teh koffee tayblol *
Ai nawt wurry abawt whut ennywun luks liek awn teh aowtsied. Ai ask mai goggies whut dem finks uf peeplolz. Dem iz berry gud at seeing teh insieds uf peeplol, which iz whut reellee kownts.
Oooh! Shiny!
I know whut u means. My vry-much-missed Jethro was a good judge of characters. If he comed out of hiding to say o hai to somebuddy that was a laurel and harty endorsement.
*still worries a littlol about WRr’s dawgs wif teh x-ray vision*
Kood b werser … cood b layzur vizhun…
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oar Smell-a-Vizhun…
yay for u LCB, losing teh poundages is teh hard!
*clappity*
I had losted abt 25 since last year…. 15 more to get where I *finkso* I might want to be.
It’s a catch 22 ifinkso… u knows peeps shudnt treat u differently b/c of ur waits. but teh reality is, they DEW. But its easier to dismember all that, and just fink of teh health bene fits and whut YOU want 4 YOU!
Nope, dem nawt haz X-rayted vision. Dem iz gud goggies, nawt nom teh kittehs oar teh skwirrlz.
{{{{{LCB}}}}}
Moar powrr 2 U, LCB!! Dew dis 4 U, nawt 4 teh meenee peeps hoo myt givz U uh hard tym.
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Mai sisturcat loozded 105 powndages obber teh koars uv 2 yeerz, butt (!) nawt cuz uv teh uvver peeps, jess cuz herz wontid 2. Naow, herz can haz teh moar enurjeez, n herz nomz beddurer dan herz yoosta did. Herz awlsew iz teh moar helfee, havvin less uv teh tummy trubblolz, n herz bak n neez r fankin herz cuz dey nawt hafta kerry sew much wayt.
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N U iz teh rite bowt uvver peeps hoo iz teh meen jess cuz uv watt sumwun luks liek. I wheesh peeps wood reelyz dat peeps iz peeps noe maddur watt dey luks liek. U (nor ennywun els) shood looz teh wayt cuz sumwun els sez U shood (unless uv cors dat sumwun b ur Dr. Tinycat n himz sez it 4 ur helf reezunz).
Beri well sed! *standing obayshun for Aahz*
gud for yoo! iz teh much helfier for yoo an we wants yoo to being helfy so yoo can be
yoinking owr shiny fingsentertayning us wif yor clebberness for a long time!{{{LCB}}} you go grrl!
Ohai Leeza. Glad tu see dem nawt roastified U the ottur dai!
what??? was sumbody roasting skwirrls???
*faints*
Nawt 2 B roastifyin skwirrlz! Skwirrlz iz frinz, nawt fud!
(awltho Ai has herd tehy is taystee – nawtahtAiwudevvereetaskirrl, Ai haysun to add!
Dat iz whut DK adn Ai sed.
*unfaints and gives Aahz a shmoo*
*refaints*
Awwww….
*looks down and draws in dirt with toe*
Iz awn teh “Ai iz going owt fur teh snak’ lol
{{{{lcb}}}}} Mawm mawt guna let yu bak in ai dont finkso.
Oh, yu smarteepantzez gurlz luzing awl dat watez. haow yu duz dat? Less nomz? du nawt want! nomnomnom!
John Stuart Mill
Of his own Free Will
On half a pint of sherry was particularly ill,
Plato, they say,
Could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle
Was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes
Was a drunken phart,
“I drink, therefore I am.”
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- from “The Philosophers’ Drinking Song” by Monty Python
That was smashing. And readable. Props to you, sir or madam!
*bows*
Fanky, amee!
*wiss-purrs* I izza sur…
Shoot. Tried to embed “Philosopher’s Song” video from YouTube here, but epic fail!
h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQycQ8DABvc
h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QgCfnBtF7M&feature=related
Mind the gaps!
*clappity clappity*
Fanks, LCB! Video embedding – I’m doing it rong.
Emmanuel Kant was a real pissant
He could drink you under the table!
oar meebe “puissant”?
well, ai cumbined tu liynez. mai failun memry…let mii showe yu it.
iz okai…izza funneh sawng, tho!
Moar Smartur?????/ <– sumfink is rong heer.
owh well, i r ur minion, wut do i noe?
Ai fink…therefoar, ai needz a cheezburger!!
* luuks at teh DK, frowz lawt moar burgurs awn teh cheezburgur masheen, gits aowt teh 5 gallun pikklol bukkitz, teh vat uf catsups adn maustardz. *
Ai finkso ai will need moar cheez.
*bowz slitelee* yoo haz teh smartz!
Does u bite ur paw at me, kitteh?
yesh, ai bytez mai fumb att yoo!
…datt iz, iffn ai haddeded opposiblol fumbz…
Nawt bitin teh paw, sharpnening teh pointee endz aifinkso.
…gettin doze nasteh littlol burrz owt frum between teh toezes, adn doze stubburn bits ob claw-flayks dat woant cum off onna skritchinpost.
oar fumbink hims noes att yoo!
Ai byts mai paw….butt(!) nawt “atchoo”…
*hayt to see a gud refrunse mist*
descartes kitteh
Doan put Descartes b4 teh hoarse…
Ooooohh…………dat hurdz!
snerk, groan…
gud one.
Nerbis kitteh iz bitin himz nayles.
lolcatburglar, you tuu naiyce tu habs a sad! AI hopez tings get beddter an bedter and bedtter fur u as summur prohgresses!
Aw, thx! U is teh vry nice, and one of teh cheezfrenz from way back when, all teh ways back to 2007!
filolsofiklol kitteh iz filolsofiklol
DeCat kitteh is smart!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to MoogleRae, Patticat, an Twocatwoman an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, rich ‘n’ buttery yello caeks wif crunchy brown sugar topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemkaers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen they bownse, wind-up raysing alien zombie dollz, kandee, an shiny collectiblol “graet philolsophers” bubblegum cards (wif bubblegum)!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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“I think, therefore I am.”
…
“Nah, I think not.”
***POOF***
AWH, heheh that iz rheally cute!
check out some of my LOLz I thnk you would likey some of dhem. 
KKay thanz bye
Ai think ai think, derefour ai think…..ai think…..
Uh… “more smarter”? Nope. Def. not.