
Could u moves over a little so I can squeezes in da box too ?
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Could u moves over a little so I can squeezes in da box too ?
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Ai nawt fink yew bof fitz.
Congrats, ‘Niser!
Fanks, anni!! Wee haz a tye.
*Dansdansdanses*
Wanna goe tu teh tye booteek?? Ai cud yewz sum kitteh winchymes foar mai bak poorch.
Ai cud yooz a flooffee blankie! Dunno if it iz juss me, but Ai aer cawld!
duz u hang dem bi da tales! ai hope knot.
Ob cors nawt!! Kittehs bee makin de soun wen dey batz at deh chymes wif der wittlol pawz.
phew. ai had a worried.
No rume! Sowwee!
Bento box kittehs!
Kittehz r frinz, nawt fud!
Kitteh sez, “I’m in ur bento boks, nommin ur soosheez”
anuvver set of sportalicious kaliko kittehs!
okai, derez rum furr u two.
Of korse! Is fizziks. Kittehs is lyke water: they will swell or shrink to fit whutever container they can has.
Hey! I finks awl THREE of us kin fit. *attempts to squeeze orinj self into liddlol red box*
Um – halp?
Iz dat a kitteh fizziks fail??
maibi iffin u flash froze dem u cud line da kittehz up like tini soldierz.
dere’s plentee ob ruum 4 meh.
BTW – SPLORT!1!
Swoops in on giant dragon wings.
Now let’s see what I can do for you.
*Send tentacles to deftly retrieve Brainfire’s brain matter from all over the area.*
*Setting slime to antiseptic and regenerative mode.*
*Cleans and restores Brainfire’s brain cells*
*places brain cells in right location in head.*
*Retrieves skull fragments with tentacles.*
*Places fragments in correct places, then sets slime to glue fragments in place.*
*Wraps Brainfire in a nice warm Shoggoth and casts spell to minimize cuteness effect until Brainfire recovers.*
*Gives Brainfire a drink of hot chocolate and a chocolate anteater.*
“There, I hope you feel better now. Here, read the H.P. Lovecraft collection to take the mind off cuteness for a while.”
Oh noez, brainfire iz down!! Wut a mess!!
Wee-ohhh-wee-ohhh, makz wai foar de CCC!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin lemming wadders
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Pak, pak, pak awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Snaps on deh eggstra strawng noo CHRG (wif pics uv babee lambees awn it)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Wrap, wrap, wrap wif deh duckee tayp
*Tayp, tayp, tayp, roun an roun de head*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, brainfire.
*Leeds brainfire tu de splort recubbery loung an wrapz up in deh floofee Cheezpeepmap blankee.*
heerz sum hawt chokklit an animul crakers. Nao juss restt an doan lukk at de kyoot agin wifout yoar protectif gogglols.
Duplex was a funny movie.
♫ Liddlol boxes
In the…erm…wearever tehy r
Liddlol boxes filled wif kitteh kattehs
Liddlol boxes, liddlol boxes
Liddlol boxes awl teh saim ♫
*clappity clappity clappity*
Der’s a gween wun, an a yello wun,
Der’s a peenk wun an der’s a poorple wun,
An der awl filled wif liddlol kitteh kattehs,
An day awl lukk juss de sayme!
Plz? I kood yooz uh kuddlolz…
**sneeks in**
SCHMOO!!!
**sneeks bak owt**
**sneekz owt 2 ware Red b hydin**
Schmoo 2 U 2!!!
Haow iz U?
**sneekz bak in**
*cuddlols {{{{Aahz}}}}*
*cuddlols {{{{kittehs}}}}*
Ai wuzn’t shore iffn it wux Aahz wantin cuddlolz oar teh kittehz!
tahts wai ai kuddlold awl uv dem
Ai had a bashful!
Mai kawmint wuzza foller-up 2 teh Lol. Sumfin liek dis:
“Could u moves over a little so I can squeezes in da box too?”
“Plz? I kood yooz uh kuddlolz…”
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Butt (!) datz otay — I kood yooz teh IRL kuddlolz awlsew…
**groop hug wif kittehz, BF, n anni**
*joins teh groop cuddlol*
I’z off for tooday, has fun!
Ohai, HCR! Glad U kood joyn teh groop hug!
SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEE………………
….eeeeeeeeee…..splort.
O noze! Mezzomom iz daown!!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Fankees, bf! dat wuz a kwikk wun!
*Swoops in on giant dragon wings.*
Now let’s see what I can do for you.
*Send tentacles to deftly retrieve Mezzomom’s brain matter from all over the area.*
*Setting slime to antiseptic and regenerative mode.*
*Cleans and restores Mezzomom’s brain cells*
*places brain cells in right location in head.*
*Retrieves skull fragments with tentacles.*
*Places fragments in correct places, then sets slime to glue fragments in place.*
*Wraps Mezzomom in a nice warm Shoggoth and casts spell to minimize cuteness effect until Mezzomom recovers.*
*Gives Mezzomom a drink of hot chocolate and a chocolate anteater.*
“There, I hope you feel better now. Here, read the H.P. Lovecraft collection to take the mind off cuteness for a while.”
yay! dubblol reskew maiks u feel twict az good!
(kant resist)
Huh! Dese kittehs r lukky! Wen ai wer yung there wer a hunnerd an fitty of us livin in t’ shoebox in t’ middlol o’ road
an wii hadda walk elebenty myles tew skool, uphill bowth wais.
In da snoe….bare-pawwed!
………….in teh sno, rayne, toarnaydos, trawpikal depreshuns, hurrykanes, erfkwakes…:mrgreen:
U haz 2 leeb a spaes b4 teh : fur teh smiley – u had dots… Ooh! Dots!
:m r nawt green:
Iz dat lyke “m r dukz”?
Dat wuz teh ideer … win I saw TTC’s mrgreen dat din’t werkz, I koddn’t rezist…
GMTA!
Ahhh, da gud ol’ daiz, bak wehn kittehs wer tuff!
Eww…ai tink ai jus channeloled da goast ob mai gramma.
*runz off tu skrub bwain cleen ob awl doez “bak in da gud ol’ daiz” frazes*
CALIKOES!!!
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YOINK!!!
Liddill Callee~co
Bebbeh Kittehz needz beegurr
Basskitt 4 Napz Tyme!
Liddill Callee~co
Bebbeh Kittehz habz Hebbee
Dootee ‘Skweeeeeee!’ Fakkturr!!
Liddill Callee~co
Vesst Pawkitt Kittehz amz getz
beegurr ebbee day!!!
Jack.
“I think we need a bigger vest.”
– Paws, 1975
“I think we need a bigger beach towel.”
- Shores, 1976
“I think we need a bigger cheeseburger”
-Lunch time, 2010
“I think we need a biggur liddurbocks”
TTC household, 2010
um….
“I think we need a bigger bar”
-Aahz, right now
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**Aahz rolls out new, improved, and LARGER portable bar**
Enny rikwests?
One Alaskan Polar Bare Heater, plz. kthxmakeitadubble
‘Tay, wun dubblol Alaskan Polar Bare Heater kumminz up!
*pours brandy, gin, rum, vermouth, and vodka in blender*
*fills blender with ice*
*adds dash of bitters and red wine vinegar*
*adds lemon peel and orange peel*
*blendblendblendblendblend*
*strains into tall glass*
*garnishes with cherry*
Heer y’ar, LCB … Injoi!
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Um, dere’s sum lefted obber — enny taykurz?
Schure ! *tosses bakc a helfy shot* BLARGH – i’m ded.
**calls Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster recovery group**
H’lo? … Yeh, dere’z sumwun heer watt kneads sum halp. … Noe, himz nawt can haz uh PGGB, but un Alaskan Polar Bare Heater. … U werkz wif doze 2? Gud! … Owr address? Iz ICHC, #1 JCH4K Blvd, Cheezland, USA. … C U win U gitz heer. Fanky!
Hmmm…dis mite bii jus da ting tu halp git rid ob doez ded gramma voysez in mai hed! Culd ya pore mii jus a littlol bit tu sampolol plz?
Shore!
*pours MKM a shot of APBH*
Heer U goez!
Fanks! *snifadnsip*
Whoa!! Hoa duz LCB dwink di….*klunk*
I put my drinks on one leg at a time, just like everybuddy else.
kthxhic
Ohai, lcb!
Nyss lyne reffurenss
frumz ‘T3h Nuttee Professurr’
wiff Jayree Looiss!
Jack.
O hai urself, Jack!
Barkeep! APBHes
For all my cheezfrenz!
Sertinlee!
*mixes Alaskan Polar Bear Heaters for everyone*
Heer U goez. Dreenk up!!
Fang Q! *hic*
O hay! Lookit wat ai spyd awn teh yahoo nooz! Wif a kwote frum hour own TessM!!
Mynd teh spaise!
h ttp://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/109791/once-just-a-site-with-funny-cat-pictures-and-now-a-web-empire?mod=career-leadership
Yeh!! I reeded dat urleeyur, butt (!) nawt b teh kawmintin awn it cuz I hadded 2 dew sum werkz. U beeted me 2 teh nownsmint!
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Huray 4 TessM!! Herz gitted kwoatid awn Yahoo Nooz!
This is a Mega-splort Warnin from the National Splort Center. There are two babeh kittehs playin with a box. This is a two-kitten warnin.
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
*Flies in on giant dragon wings*
Now let’s see what I can do for you.
*Send tentacles to deftly retrieve D-R’s brain matter from all over the area.*
*Setting slime to antiseptic and regenerative mode.*
*Cleans and restores D-R’s brain cells.*
*places brain cells in right location in head.*
*Retrieves skull fragments with tentacles.*NME
*Places fragments in correct places, then sets slime to glue fragments in place.*
*Wraps D-R in a nice warm Shoggoth and casts spell to minimize cuteness effect until D-R recovers.*
*Gives D-R a drink of hot chocolate and a chocolate anteater.*
“There, I hope you feel better now. Here, read the H.P. Lovecraft collection to take your mind off cuteness for a while.”
Thank u! I’s all betterer nao.
Tiz tunz of ruum.
eeep!
TEENSY LITTLOL KITNZ!
*s p l o r t*
EEP! The Crapture iz daown!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
These kittehs give me a sad. Am I the only one?
aithinkso the lokashun looks kinda sad, tehy needs sum softee blankits tew snuggle awn. Is hard tew sai wifowt knowin teh cirkumstansis uv teh pic. But at leest dey haz eech uvver.
Yes, one is pettin the other. Is comfortin.
Ide bewilling ta bettha morgage
Dat dis picksher wil results in splortage.
Yes.
Hao kyoot!!
*SPLORT!*
*Swoops in on giant dragon wings.*
Now let’s see what I can do for you.
*Send tentacles to deftly retrieve Draconic Kitteh’s brain matter from all over the area.*
*Setting slime to antiseptic and regenerative mode.*
*Cleans and restores Draconic Kitteh’s brain cells*
*places brain cells in right location in head.*
*Retrieves skull fragments with tentacles.*
*Places fragments in correct places, then sets slime to glue fragments in place.*
*Wraps Draconic Kitteh in a nice warm Shoggoth and casts spell to minimize cuteness effect until Draconic Kitteh recovers.*
*Gives Draconic Kitteh a drink of hot chocolate and a chocolate anteater.*
“There, I hope you feel better now. Here, read the H.P. Lovecraft collection to take the mind off cuteness for a while.”
I want them both.
Kinda skinny kittehs…eyes not so clear…must be at awkward teen age…
is et mai tern tu sits en teh bocks yet??
SO KYOOT!!!1! SQUEEEEEEE!
soo funny