I’m gonna grab me a snack. U want a burd or sumfin while Iz up?
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Ai’ll fetsh u wat u want!
conga rats anni an welkom bak, hoap u hadda fun hollyday!
Thx BF. Yep It wuz a gud brake!
could chew catch me a shwimps?
Um, wich way is teh oshunz?
ooh…ai liekz yur eyedeeya!!
a kitteh wiff a feline fetish. soundz intrigin.
top o da line….. congaz 4 u an bluefan473
Ah’ll taik sum Chips-munks thanx!
Woot!!!! pic AN kapshun by Cattails!!!!
Ai will has sum skwirrly-fryz, kthx.
Woot tu Cattails!!
Congrats 2 Cattails! Iz a grate pikchoor an teh capshun fitz perficklee!
yea 4 cattails!
Wheeee! Fank yu, fank yu! That’s my Leo, lukkin for advenshur!
*whispurrs – Cattails, dus u hold teh whirled record for egg salad capshuns?*
wooty woot woot!!!! Yay fur Cattails – AGIN!!!
Izza smorgasbord owt heers.
Skyoozmeh, Angelina. Ai has a kittin updayt.
Derz tuu pics awn mai profyle nao… teh moast resint frum dis mornin wen ai fownded teh noo kittins sleepin in teh old kitteh-bed in teh “kitteh kornur” ob teh frunt ruum (yeff, dey gawt owtta deyr big-bawx kittin-apartment wiff no trubblol), adn teh prebius wun frum wen ai brotted dem hoam.
Dey is still bein hissy tu meh adn Angie, but sheez bein gud adn nawt attakifyin dem. Sheez in a kinda pensib mood dis mornin, but ai has bin reashoorin hur dat sheez still mai nummer wun kitteh adn kween ob teh haushoald.
dey hazza kewt!! dus angie haz noo bebeh bruders? oar sissies?
dey luks kwite komfy inn da kitteh bedd…dis owers nao kthxletusnap…
haz yu eber tryd Wildside Salmon treets fro yu kittehs? ai haz nebber met an kitteh (oar goggie) hoo dint liek dems….haz befrindid mini stray bebehs wif dems
gib angie an gintle boop onna noes & scritch behin da eers fro meh
Teh gray izza bruvver, teh blakk izza sistur.
Isis lyked yoozin dat kitteh-bed, but Angie nawt much. Ai gess itz deyrz, nao! Dey awlso lykes hydin behynd/unner teh cat-tree. Datz wayr deyz bin awl mornin. Sokay… ai is lettin dem tayk deyr own tyme tu akklimayt tu teh noo surrowndings. Dey sleeps alawt, but wen dey is aktib, dey shoor is aktib! Ai has a handful heer, aifinks.
Bofe hands probubloly.
I rember when Liam was teh n00b. Seven months old and only two settings: Fast asleep or total berserker.
Deez is only ten weeks or so (juss a gess, dey wuz kapchurd frum deyr ferul mawm, hooz nao bin tooturd aftur pumpin owt fybe litturz).
Gess ai has a lawng rode ahedd ob meh…
Wii just got doptified by a norinj, an Kvn is still ajusting to teh noo furball, ai meens, firebal. Him has 2 settings, like Liam – Full Zoom or Off!
(Oscar also came from a feral mom, and was fostered by an awesome family. Free cheers for all the foster famblies, like Africat, and P-K, an all teh otters!)
duz we has sum naimz fur dem yet? dey iz da preshus. gud fing Angie dint want teh bed tu muxh.
No, fankies — ai iz tryin to cut down.
waaaahhhhhhhhh i am invisisblol
hunh. there i am. with a vedyvedy old avatart.*slow,sad, headshake*
Iz beddur dan bein inbiziblol!
Ai can see goasteez?
mai ai hab mi goat on toast pleeze?
Ai will needs sum halp taykin daon wun ob dems.
Cud u rownd up teh iggeh-biggeh huntin kommitteh?
Poke! hee.
Thotful kitteh iz thotful.
I can haz sum shwimpz?
Ai wud ravver nawt go swimmin in teh pawnd.
Cud u moob frum teh surf sekshun ob teh menyoo tu teh turfs?
Fankeez.
CUd you dig me up a bulb? AI wanna light snak!
Grone!
Krokkdial sammich, an maek it snappy.
Plsthx.
Yah, ryte. Aifink ai lets u rassul wun ob dems urseff. kthxbai.
Gibs AP a big grin.
*Puttz lion bar on de tablol*
Ooh, ai nebber had wun ob dems! *chekks wiki* Luuks gud, tho!
*puts a Kit-Kat onna tayblol* Ai callz.
*Tipz entyre bag ov maltezers out*
*manidgis tu stawp dem rollin offa da tablol* *wif difficulty*
*pownse-chayse-jumpandspin-pownse-bat-bat-bat*
Um, whut wuz we playin? *bat-bat-run-chayse*
*hedbats papa* Keep trakk ob hooz tawkin, willya?!
Ai dunno, ai thort it wos ‘nom de chonklit’
Wurks foar meh! *pownse-nom-nom-pownse-nom*
Duk extrah chrisbee, holed teh pancake!
Ummm … an toona adn sardeen sammitch awn rybred, adn an sawsir uv creem wuud bih nyse … ai meen, sinns yur awreddee upz adn awl
am i bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue?♪
nope.*shrugs*
Ohai sweetpea, ai orlways thort you lukked best wen you wos a delikat shayd ob mowve.
lol, fangs!
Does u has any Bloody Mary mix? No, wait. Here’s whut I want. Reggaler tomato juice, fill it up three quarters, then add a splash of Bloody Mary mix, just a splash, and some lime on teh side.
No vodka?
No, vodka!
kthxanddon’tbestingy
Ai liek dem wiffowt teh vodka, azwell.
Skimble duz, too!
I can has NS’s vodka, then?
Skimble’s too?
two shots of vodka coming right up,
oh and deh vodka is frum Soviet Rushya
so be careful
egg salad egg sample of importance of comma place mat.
Kthx!
I can has vodka instead of teh egg salad?
*maeks teh waturmellun sallud wif Stoli’s dressingz. *
Will dis wurk LCB?
I lurves teh watermellons and I lurves teh vokdas. Whut’s not to like?
Dat’z nawt whut ai axed!!
Plz to not ax teh watermellons! Who u think u is, Gallagher?
Ai shud axe teh vodkaz insted?!
Get me a shoe so that I can have it’s sole…
Yabbut teh cat already got its tongue.
Ai call teh laysez! Stwing!! *pownse*
Ok. I guess then that teh dawg can has teh heel.
*tryz tu toe teh lyne, but itz stukk in teh shoo (adn hur klawz)*
But if you extend your claws rapidly, you can cut open the shoe.
They can be an Escape Claws!
*tryz it* Yay, nao ai can kikk teh string habbit!
*pownse*
*Quickly pulls tentacles out of reach*
If yu see teh isecreem man, pls to be snaggin me a excksimo pi. I will shaer teh vanilly parts.
Oooh! And get me a Dog Sled Delite and a Exskimo Pie wif a knief. kthxandacherrycoke
why yes getz me a rabitz
yes plz, purrferably frum KFC!
ai has a kweschun. ai just gotted a trophy 4 submittin a lol, but ai’z alreddy submitted ober 10 lolz b4. y cum?
Aifink teh trofeez is a noo fing. Ai spoze only stuffs dat happins aftur dey innerdoosd dems kownts.
I think is teh retroactive. I gotted a lolmaking trophy but had not sumbitted a lol in a lot of whiles. And I has a trophy for being on teh front page but it has been a waaaaaaaay long time since that has happened. *cries*
Ai has retro-aktib lols, but nawt got trofee. Adn nebber frunt payj.
*cryez tuu*
Ai gess teh lolz ai gots nao woant halp meh get trofees, den.
Ai nebber has a frunt payj, 2. Ai wish sum dai we bof get onna frunt payj.
Sunspots.
*nods*
Whut a kynd, mannerly, and thotful tabbeh yoo ar! *sits wayting payshuntlee for snack*
*sez to kamra* Gee, nao, izzn’t THIS an unyooshul turn ov events! Yooshully is uther way arownd!
*psst!* Gremlin! Don’t talk directly to teh camra!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Thornius
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
3kittymomma an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! iz a beech party today! got hamburgers, cheezburgers, an hotdogs on teh grill, wif tater chips/crisps, pikklols, watermelons, iskreem, an a big cooler full ob yor favrite refreshing tasty bevrijes! an i haz bringed boogie boards for swimming in teh ocean, pink flamingo floaties for floating in teh water, frizbees taht make raynbows wen tehy fly, bubbles wif speshul wands taht make giant bubblols, hoolahoops, giant neon-colurd beech balls, funky brite-colured sunglasses, an ob corse sunskreem in brite frooty colurs an smells so yoo duznt get sunburned! an hunnderd-dollar twols for evreewun!
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*puts on frooty sunscreem*
*screems*
Aaaaah! Teh froot flies! They are attackifying me! Halp!
*applize stikee flypayper tu LCB*
*reeds directshins fro flypayper*
kthxgoddagitbaktuwurk
*pulls off sticky flypapers*
YEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWCHHH!
*looks at skin*
Hay! That is better than a Brazilian!
*Wipes LCB down with a damp shoggoth*
*Shoggoth turns into banana and is thrown away, the flies following it*
Remember, time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana…
Thx!
*gets up, runs back to pickanick*
*slips on banana peel*
*faceplantain*
*groan*
Id like eggstra krizpy pigeon stix wiff a syde of sparrow slaw, and king size dat Swallow Sippy…doan forgit da Wren Ranch !
Kthxbai
Kitteh can U getz me some fresh froot from deh garden?
kthx
And no, kitteh, dedded bugs is not teh fresh froot.
Whut abowt dis haffa-gartur-snayk?
But… but… it’s half lenthwise!
Could be useful if your stocking up…
Sokks cathulhu in teh, um, nebbermynd.
shoedn’t kitty be sending hooman out to store?
To Cheezburger Place! Yumyumyum!!
Kitteh wantz fraish gushifudz tudai aifinkso
Um, roast skwirl for me
Or, I’ll just has the cheezburger in the fridge
Just remember, don’t get a trumpeter and cover him in mozzarella, you’ll get a:
Cheesebugler!
Leeza nawt gonna liek U. Nawt tu be roasting teh skwirlz plz.
ai wuzz jusst abowt tew sai sumpfink liek dat!!
yoo stoleded teh wurdz rite awff ob mai tung!
….didd dey has a tayste?
AP – How iz ur noo bebbeh sistur an brudder?
Duin gud! Deyrz tuu pikshoors onna profyle nao.
Papaz keepin an iye awn dem insyde, wyol ai sleeps teh day away daonstayrz. Dey hissez at meh, so ai leebs dem aloan.
Dey wuz sleepin tukkd awayz unner/behynd teh cat-tree awl mornin, but dey woakd up a littlol wyol ago adn kept papa bizzy playin wiff teh red ribbins up-adn-daon teh cat-tree. Aifink he tukkerd dem owt kuz deyr hydin agen.
**luuks at pikshurs**
Awww, dey iz teh kyoot! How owld iz dey? Wut be dere naymez?
Yoo iz gonna be sutch a gud beeg sistur.
Dini iz a guud beeg sistur. Hur gibs Sarah a likliklik sumtiems, even awn hur butt! LOL
Aifawt dey wuz only six weeks, but dey defnitly luuk oldur. 10?
Dey wuz stoalifyd frum deyr ferul muvver, so nawt shoor.
Papaz still finkin bowt naymz. Tayks hims furebber.
Dere’s no rush foar teh naymz. Dey mite tell him wut dey iz.
Dini tolded me wut hur naym wuz.
Iz yoo egg-sited abowt teechin dem how yoo haz trayned Papa?
yes,cordon blue,light on the pepper.