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Wif fava beens anna nies kianti!
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Kwid pro kwo, catena. Kwid pro kwo.
iz stiyl amma ture!
Conga Ratz to yoo, 2mionions!
Ai, too, has to go nao. Ai wuz hopeing to stay an play, BUTT – a big litening srorm haz just started. So. . .ai think ai must taek teh path ov wizzy dom an . . .un-plug!!
Sum nice erl gray tee??? Ai hav a hole pot heer – wif milk an shugar an sum nice lemmings. An a playtefull of makademia nut whyte cukkies. Plentee ful awl. Pleez to enjoy.
*grabs a lemming*
*runs*
Ober teh cliff?
*luks down*
AngelPlume??? AngelPlume??????? Ar yoo all rite???
Oar kinda flat laik teh pree v us lol???
*thows down a pakij ov bandijes wif kitteh fayces awn them*
Heer – put sum ov these awn. An tehn just com bak up an hav sum tee an cukkies.
Moar bedder tahn teh pleh lemming eneway.
*arg* ?????
Ar yoo shur yoo ar awl rite???
*haz a littlol werried*
*pikkz upp a lemming frum teh flooorz*
iz dis wut yoo wuz lukkink foar?
*sniffz cookeez*
ooh! ai can has wun plzplzplz??
Ummmm
2minions! 
OHai Dave!! Can. . . nawt. . . resist. . . . . BOOM!
Ackshully, ai wuz likin teh “onions” in teh midlol ov teh nayme. Bery stylish.
And fankees fur teh URL gray – jus wut ai needs. Gud luk wif yur storm!
It DUZ luk kinda gud, duzn’t it??? That’s waht ai wuz thinking, too!
Yoo ar welcome! Fur teh tee. Ai do laik tee at this taim ov teh evening.
wayt….unnyunz inn teh urrl gray tee???
sowznd liekd a pleh tew meh…
Ohai teh Janet!!! How her is?
Ooh! Is those cookies made wif teh REAL white? U spoils us, Janet.
*nomnomnomnomnomnom*
LOL!!
Axe shoe alley, ai wuz gonna say moar!!
Reel Whyte CHONKLIT CHIPS!!!
An ai doo mai verree best to spoyl yoo! Yess, indeedee, ai do!
An ai keep thinking, if ai dont go reel soon, ai’m gonna maybe fry mai pewter! ;0
*gassp*
reelee???
woohoo!!!!
*NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!!!!!*
oh .. fried pewter …… yum, especilly wit lemming on da side
hmmm..pewter iz gud furr sum smallz figgyureenz!
GMTA!!!
hii has eh flavor.
Rite aftur dinnur Ai iz gunna steel teh krissymaus frum teh Hooz!!
rahu dorez
Bahu Boris
(alwais wundered hoo Boris wuz)
*snicker* butt (!) nao u gib mii a neerwurm!
sew duz ai!
Boris? Dat’z eezee – he wuz teh nairrayter!
=^..^=
♪ Yer a meen 1 Mr. Grinsh!
…ai wuddnawt tucch yoo wiffa
..
..
39 & 1/2 futt poel!!
Ewwww! Iz he a maus?
Lets hoep so!
Sawtayd.
In toona oyl.
Wiff anchobeez.
An pien nutz.
wib a sied ob sammon
Plum loko.
Um … aifink ai iz teh bizzee.
*runsawayfast*
*tosses CHRG into teh warshur*
Ai parentlee won’t be needin it fur the rest uv teh eebning.
Awww. Ifinkso hez kinda cyoot in a old-stuffed-aminal-wif-teh-fuzz-wore-off way…
teh velviteen kitteh?
Yesh — but in a totally non-splortayshus way.
Him iz prawbublee a moast luvvee kitteh — jus luuks skerree.
Maibee liek Hanniblol wif teh mask on, butt (!) wifowt teh straatjaket.
Heh. Ai has a way wiff teh wimminz.
… his name is fluffy!
Liek Hagrid’s litlol goggie?
Wif teh THREE HEADS????
Yup – jus anovver “interestin creechur”!
**hieds unner teh bed**
Hey there!! Yoo!! Unner that bed!!
Yoo want a cukkie?? We hav sum nice REEL whyte cukkiez!!
* Turns up teh radio *
Naow u nawt heer the thundurz…
♫ ♪ Mai mazzuratti duz 185 Dem tukked mai lissunz. Naow Ai nawt dribes… ♫ ♫ ♪
Duz yoo go to teh parteez sumtiemz until foar?
No fundurz heer. Teh kitteh skeerd me.
Yu habbbin litening storm, liek Jch4k?
Iz a nies litening storm pic on bing todai – betterer fur teh compooters tahn teh reel fing!
Yes! But itz in teh distans nao. Purrrrhaps it wuz just passing bai!
Bing??? Ai am so out ov teh loupe!! Iz it stil awn sumware to see??
Bing is Microswat’s surch engjin. Sted ov doodles liek teh Google, tehy hassa fotograf ebry day. Iffn yu hovers, tehre’s hidded links inna fotograf. Iz sorta ejumacashunal, an teh piks are sumtiems teh cyoot an sumtiems teh amazin.
ht tp://www.bing.com (mind teh gap)
Thanks!! Ai think ai’ll trai it!
Iz there such a think az too menee surch injuns??
wayt…indeeyunz?
*runzawffadnhydezunndurrtehbeded*
*wunderz hooz bed shez hyding unner*
* luuks unnur bed *
Ai pleedz teh fif…uf tekillyaz.
I nawt hidez an tellz, AP.
*wishes she wud hied unner mine bed an skare owt teh dust bunnehs*
Ay haz wan two manny fur de road!
Ohai, AP — did ai see dat ur papa getted sum gnu minyunz fur u? Iz bebbeh kittehz in teh howse?
Yupperz. Tuu pikshurz on teh profyle.
Deyz eetin adn sleepin adn playin… adn hissin at meh.
Oh well, dey will lern. Ai can wayts till papa wips dem intu sibiliteh.
Besydez, ai gets tu sleeps in teh bed. Dey juss hydez inna fruntruum.
Otay, dey finded teh oald kitteh-bed, kuz apparintly dey diddnt lyke teh noo wun papa gotted fur dem, but ai wuz dun wiffit ennywayz.
deh bii kyoot behbehz! teh grae won wil bii luken lyk mai Lincoln wen hii groez awp!
Wun day, ai will haz a grey kitteh — oh yesh, yesh, YESH!!!
ai hadded ay grey kitteh. hur naym wuz Prunella. shee caym wif teh noo howse wee gottid wen ai wuzza teenajur.
Dey iz sew kyoot!!
ai nawt lukkeded att teh pikktchoorz lawng enuff tew splort, butt dey iz splort-werthee!!
sqqquuueeee!!! they are soo kyoot! ai hope they settle in an stop hissing!
{{AP & new kittehs}}
Onlee two uv dem? Dat mite nawt be so bad, byootiful kitteh.
Dey luuks liek dey mite be part Meezer. Duz ur papa know teh bebbehs’ orijin?
Concatshoelaces on ur impending minyuns!!! Ai iz shur dey will be fien az suun az u
bat-bat-bats dem into shaeptraynz dem prawpurrrlee.ai is shur yur papa wil teech dem teh wayz uv sivilizayshun. is gud yoo is beeyin verry payshunt wif dem.
Aifink mebbe iz a gud sine dat teh bebbehs wantz teh old bed ravver den teh gnu wun. Teh old wun mite smell liek Angie kitteh — an dey liek dat beddur den teh non-kitteh-smellin bed.
eeew! This is a mean Kitty! I may have nightmares now!
oh ho!! ai am shur he iz reelee verree sweet.
an just luks feerse becuz. . . sumwun . . .furgot to giv him sum fuds???
whutz beyink nommed, tho?
Nao, nao, DK – duz teh draggins liek it wen yu asks aobut teh menus at teyre dinner partees?
*sigh*
ai menteded tew askk wetthurr teh purrsun datt teh kitteh iz gowink tew hab dinnurr wiff…
wetthur teh dinnurr iz teh purrsun datt teh kitteh iz gowink tew dinnurr wiff, oar iff kitteh iz eetink sumpfink eles…
duz datt maek sens?
Iz ennywun’s gess, wiff tihs kitteh!
datz mai poynt!
…ai jusst nawt frayzed itt rite, tho…
I think teh poor kitteh iz a kitteh formerly known az “Persian” whoz ben shaved. My old boy kitteh waz part prsian and he looked leik this ebry summer. Only not so crabbzy!
Ohai! hear iz teh arttickle frunthe Gnu Yerk Thymes ’bout ICHC. Ewe can sea the head cheeze and our berry own TessM in the Pick-a-ture. Hazza Quote Frum TessM in teh Arty tickle tew!
ht tp://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/109791/once-just-a-site-with-funny-cat-pictures-and-now-a-web-empire?mod=career-leadership
just close up the space in the ht tp…
LOL! Ai lurve Tessm’s quote:
“People think we’re weird,” she quipped. “But have you seen the fans of ‘Twilight?’ “
he he! ai luvd et tu!
Hahahaha!!!!
*snerkles*
wellz, datt’z a wai obb sayink itt…
ai’z awlmoast laffink moar att datt den teh kwoet!
*snortles*
izz a gud fink ai’z nawt drinkin mikl rite nao…itt wudd bii gowink owt ob mai noes!
Dat’s how I make dat noyse!
wellz…iz differunt dan moast dat ai knoez ob…adn iz funneh…
no offensez intendededed….
*snottlol*
Eww! Here’s a shamwow.
LOL, this site is in my top 10 for sure. Have you submitted it?
* PB waiks frum a dreem!! Seez tihs kitteh luukin daon at himz … *
Aaaaaaaaagggghhhhh !!! * runz screeming !!!! *
* PB waiks up nao frum a nitemair *
Tahnk gudniss taht wuz onli a dreem
!!
* Luks behynd himz nd seez tihs kittee
!!! *
Aaaaaaaaagggghhhhh !!!
*breefz lyne ob fyer between PB adn creepee kitteh*
ai’d lyke tew sii himz crosss dat!
*Puts hotdogs and marshmallows on sticks*
i can has smorez?
Nawt until you finish da 1s you alreadee got!
butt butt ai wunts tu mayk shur ai duzzent runs owt!
nawt tew weree…teh fyer won’t runn owt annethyme soon!
Ok. Unlimited smorez for evreeone….
Don’t runs owt! I was onlee kidding!
yay!
ooh! smorez?
*nomnomnomnomnom!*
* PB waiks frum a dreem !! Fyndez himselb surrownded by fyre !!
Aaaaaaaaagggghhhhh !!!
* Peeplol neerby ar wotshin n eeting mushmello nd choklit
!! *
*offurs pb sum*
O, gud !! Choklit fiksifiez ebbreefing
!!
eggsept fur teh tummee ayk frum tu muches choklit…
wellz, datz a diffurnt storee..
haoebburr–yoo mite watn tew bii mixxifyink a littlol bitt ob mintt wiff yur chokklit…it mite halp wiff teh tummee-aykk!
butt butt ai duzzent leik teh mynt wif mai choklit.
okaiz….mebbeh iz jusst meh?
pursonlolee, ai nawt liek habbink chokklit awn chokklitt awn chokklit wiff chokklitt…jusst seemz liek iz tew mucch chokklitz adn iz obbarwelmink…teh mint addz a differunt flavr, adn maekz itt taest bettur…
att leest itt duz fur meh…
is juss yoo.
*shrugz* oh wellz…
wi knu wot yu mint !!
iz okaiz…teh fyer iz keepink owt teh kreepee kitteh!
Up next on “Wat wood you do”…
You’ve finlee met yer soul mate. Dis is da kitteh whoms dey love.
A. Laff
B. Cry
C. Gaff
D. Lie
Wat wood you do? You must explain your answerz.
C. I’d say somfing stoopy. “What iz dat fing?”
Incorrect! Sorry, and thankyou for playing!
E.
In mai hed, ai’d bee liek: ZOMG!! *tacklolglomp*
Haoebburr, IRL, ai’d probablee nawt ebben bii ablol tew sai anneefink, adn maek a fooolz ob maiselfz….
Tackloglomp is gud….nawt saiing aneefink is problee bedder! You may pass.
huhz….altho, iffn ai nawt knoes teh purrzonn reelee, den tacklolglompz are nawt kwite teh besst, adn awlsew, iff ai nawt sai annefink, hao iz ai tew knoez hurr?
wao….wai amm ai pokeink lojjikk-shaypededed hoelz inn mai ownn reesonink?
annewayz, waer iz ai passink tew?
Th3 next lebel.
izz itt wurff mai thyme tew assk wut teh nexxt lebel iz?
iffen yoo hasta aks den yoo duzzent wunt tu noh.
Da next lebel is dubblol “Wat wood you do” Den der’s da lightning rouwnd. Tomorrow an Thirst day.
huhz…..
okaiz, den…
*watchez ebbureefink flyy obbar mai hed* hey, dey lukkz a littlol liek burdz….
Yess, butt(!) why?
*crosses paws adn hopez dis bii a gud ansir*
Ai wuld laff cuz da kitteh wuld allwaiz remindify mii ub Hannibal Lecter hisself, wich wuld mayke mii re mem burr da sekkund movee adn da bwain eeting seen wich mayde mii LOL!
Mai sick sense ob hoomor, let mii shair it wiff yu!
You r rite! Butt(!) 4 all da rong reesons. Da correct answer IS laff.
Cause it’s funneh, and true sole mate enjoys funneh! (We are all on funneh ICHC!) DING DING!
Hay! Lookie wat ai spyd awn yahoo! Ahll post it agin tamarrow, is pritty kwiet heer rite naow. Mynd teh spaise!
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U noes wut u looks lyek 2 me, wif ur good bag an ur cheep shooz? U looks lyek a roob.
Hmm, Hannibal Lecter is much less scary as a kitteh.
Teh kitteh iz a Devvun Rex and all skwee an cuddlezy an not ebil reely…
Dat mey bee but! dis picture definitely more scary than Hannibal the Cannibal! Scared me right outta lolspeak, it did!
ai noes cuz ai haz wun and she tole me
OMG! poor kitty looks like he woke up & got out of the wrong side of his bed…
Em Ai tu lait for the lemming cukkies?
*Luks arownd ruum*
That cat sooooo looks like rhianna!