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deres eh napp fur dat.
Ai is flat tyred.
yu has eh flat tyer?
Ai has a wun-bedruum flat.
GMTA. congrashulashuns to Catena, anni, jk2k and AP on tawp spawt.
A cool drinkee mite b in ordur – margareeta anyone??
mmmm marareetuh! fanks!
no sawlt, onna rokks. shaykin, nawt sturrd.
Iz there ene just plane lemming aide??
* czechs teh bottlols adn teh frij *
Onlee if U liek teh lynchburgz lemming aides.
Yes. It was flown in special this morning.
zee kee iz stuk
zzzzzzzz…………
mai Joe kitteh iz bak hoym afta meetun wif sir jury. Himz gawt eh bandaj weer teh growth wuz, adn will bii awn aunty biotukz fur eh weke. shud noe abawt teh biop sea bai teh end awf teh weke.
{{{{beems tew joe an catena}}}}
Othx!
Did he gets a Hello Kitty bandage?
noe – himz had eh yelloe won frum teh blud wurk wisch iz awf alreddee, adn eh redd won wear teh bump wuz. dat wonz sposd tu stae awn entill Thorz dae.
Gud luk wif dat. Mai kitteh had hurz bandij awf elebentee minuts aftur hur woked up frum teh Auntie stezya when hur wuz …um
* Luks tu maek sure goggies nawt lissuning *
sprayed.
It’s Flaterday!
*serves flatbread and flat soda to warsh it down wif*
ikk…flatt sodaz?
Pleh!
haoebburr teh flatt nom nomz bawkkz wudd bii kwite nies!! …err…teh fud serbed inn teh bawkz, plzthx….nawt jusst teh bawkz…
ai wundurz hao baycon cheezburgers wudd bii wiff flattbred?
U no like teh flat soda? Ok, give me ur glass.
*puts strawr in glass, blows bubblols into glass*
Ok. I fixted it 4 u.
Flattur.
And flattury will get u nowheres.
It does if you use a steam-roller…
Hmph. I tried using a steamroller as a getaway vee-hickle oncet and was nearly catched by a cop on a Zamboni.
Maybe he was trying to scrape past you…
O.O
wut wuz yoo dowink wiff a steemrollurr awn teh icee?
About 8mph.
Silleh. She wuzznt awn teh iyse, she had it in teh bag!
Okae…dat mayd mii LOL, efun dough ai saw eet kumen down teh eis eh miyl ehwae!
Ohai boss! Ur luukin partikulurleh lubbly tuday. *bats iyez*
O, thx! I had Fronk shine up my earwax and— hay wait. U want something, doesn’t u?
Hoo, meh? Ob kors nawt.
Fronk did a beri gud jawb, yeff indeed. Beri pritteh.
Duz u, um, fink he cud du sumfin lyke dat wiff mai hayrz?
Er, hypofetikkly, ob corse. Juss wunderin.
Fronk is a miracle worker, it’s troo. U should make a appointment wif him. Tell him LCB sent u. He’ll know whut that means.
Fankeez, boss, fankeez sooo much!
Why teh sudden interest in ur appearance? U gots a hot date?
Um,
juss wanna mayk shoor papa still notissez meh.
Oh, that. Lissen, u no has to worries. Ur papa lubs u and he getted those kitlets in part so u would has minions of ur vry own! Once they has been
indoctrinatedthere a little whiles they will knoes that u is teh boss kitteh.*gibs AP teh catnipz tee. *
Dat shuld halp!!
*tayks a deep whifff ob teh delytful aromaz*
Aahhhh… *lap-lap-lap-lap-slurp!*
@@@@@!
An Ai haz fownd it
Ohai, anni! hauw wuz yur vacashun?
Gud thx!
fuzzee kompyutink. ai hazzit.
@@@@@
Aifink ai meltid.
Me too. Iz HAWT heer!
iz hawt aotsyed, innit?
Let me sho u it.
Nao abaylablol in4G foar fastur napping.
Wii need tu cawl teh CCC fur teh kitteh?!
Noe, Aifink him iz juss flat owt asleap!
An Ai wish Ai wuz! G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
Mebbeh kitteh iz tryin to cool himz belleh, lyk teh goggie duz?
i finks kitteh jus ran outta enerr… umpf!
*cawlz in teh enerjyzer bunneh*
Oh noes itz a trap!
Kitty has a “flat” battery…
lickium?
Nickel-CATmeowm.
Meowcurry!
Teh wunz in mai noo kittins ar defnitly re-charj!-ablol.
re-CHRG-ablol?
Needz teh sunbeemz fur teh sololar powur pannul tu rechrj.
I remember a man who designed inflatable houses.
However, when he got them from the factory, they all had holes in them.
So he had to sell them as flats…
boo!
*facepaw*
…?
…
Oh……
*facepalm*
*recharjez DKz battureez*
I want one!!!
iz efailublol fur downloden!
Kitteh has a kyoot!
Hims recharge with hugs. 
(Puts on anti-splort stuffs)
If dere iz a app for flat, duz dat makes it a flapp?
*…sound of crickets…leaves comment flapping in the breeze…*
Ai saw an inflatablol church wuns…
Dis be teh church,
Dis be teh steeplol,
open teh doors,
say ohai! to teh peoplol…
awww this is so adorable…Can I keep him?!
“Kitteh” has been rejected from the App Store due to a crashing bug.
moar doo tew teh fakkt datt itt maekz teh foen sleepz wen yoo nawt watn itt tew, aifinksew!
Btw, nice Ubuntu logo avatar!
Apple also did not approve of the fact that it wasn’t wearing any clothes
I can has kitteh rug?
ai dunfinksew datt kitteh wudd bii beree happee abowt dat…
there’s always an app for that.
Himz nawt fatt katt. Himz flatt katt.