
When kitty heard that quitting smoking involved cold turkey…he was ready to kick the habit.
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When kitty heard that quitting smoking involved cold turkey…he was ready to kick the habit.
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gogglol gobblol
gud wun, ocm!
hao yoo is?
Thx MM! Ai iz okay. Hoem frum werk an reddee foar dinna suun.
Hao yoo is?
ai is reddee tew go hoam, but ai hasta wait fur three moar howrs.sigh.
Mus get hard sumtiems at nite. {{{{mugglemary}}}}
yeah, I wants tew go hoam sew bad. but no wun heer tew releeve mi yet
fankees!
{{{{{{ocm}}}}}}
Ohai MM !! Ai did teh rotaiting shiftwurks foar fifteen yeerz !! Nait shift iz teh pleh, butt(!) yoo doo hab teh pleshur ob wotchin otters go tu werk in teh moarnign nd yoor awn yor wai hoam
!!
If he doesn’y give up, he be a puffing pussy…
conga ratz, OCM! nauw ai iz awf tu teh awfus….noe cheez, sigh.
Thx an bai, Catena! *waivs*
wearz teh dumplunz?
wif mayo
adn pikklols!
Graivy nd cramberry sorss !!
It’s not true!
You only get leftover chicken!
Gib up nao kitteh!!
Gib up bifoar yuu shawten yor shawt lief !! Adn stunt yor grofe
!!
* Ar yu awld enuff tu plai wiht ciggy lightaz ?? Hoap yu doan set teh haus awn fyre
*
oops, an awl teh resst ob yoo! conga rat shoos!
mai compyooturr is berree slow.
ai fink tihs cawls fur a smore gas board! an drinkees sins it bi mundane!
No gas with the naked flame!
>snerk< cathulhu!
makes mi fink ob litin…um…hyooman gas
lol
ai slaps myself fur yoo, mmm!
adult bevz i hope!
ob coarse teh adult wuns, krelm! whut else, fur mundane!
*poizin?*
sownds gud tew mi! cheers!
*weels in trolee wi sordid bevrijs an mennee kyndz ov sammiches – deres toona, toona wiv lettis, toona wiv mayo, toona wiv unyun….
O fankees OM, ai woz juss gettin hungree!
Um, yu got enneh toona wuns?
kood i get tuna wiv tuna? anna side ob toona…
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
luvleee spam, wunnerful spam
i shood do some terry jones in drag voice *I HATE SPAM* here, but i like spam!
sigh
ai cans heer it cleerlee in mai mind, krelm
i haz t go… enjoi yor a home time.
Should we be spamming like this?
Spam, eggs, bacon, spam tomatoes and spam.
Sawree teh toonaz awl gon !! * wel, ai am teh layt tunite *
* PB weals in a tr0lley wib hawt nd cawld drinkz faw teh mid-LOL brake *
O. Adn sum moar Tim Tamz if teh laydeez habbint snarfed tehm awl !!
okay, heers wun fur jakk:
haikus are easy
but sometimes they don’t make sense
refrigerator
*snerk* Mai sun haz dat awn himz t shert.
ai wuz lukin at threadless an saw it. ai lub it!
Reminds me of the one:
“There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don’t”
Sumtiemz wen mai ‘pewter iz slo, ai tihnk itz runnign awn yoonary
*peekz in*
Gud moarning peepz!!
Stoopee thunderstorm wokinged mii up wif deh BOOM!
*halpz self tu a toona wif lettis sammich*
not mai usual brekkfist, but it’ll dew.
Is that mornong dew?
morning, sorry
Oh hai!! *extendz floofy paw uv frendship*
*Receives paw of friendship with own big paw*
Hi there! We haven’t had a good thunderstorm in ages in our part of TTI. All we normally get is the occasionally rumbly shower.
* runs bak in to sayz g’mornin to ms. Madge Essty
runs bak owt…
*Waives tu deh disapearing krelm*
Gud morning!!
When kitty realised that he had no opposable thumbs,
the whole cigarette idea went up in smoke…
Cait Sith ambushes Malboro before it releases it’s Bad Breath attack!
Need a torch?
Looking to me like he’s taking it up, not putting it down
My cat always plays with my rolling papers and freshly rolled cigarettes. (I only smoke tobacco) Usually he drops the papers in his water bowl. Maybe he’ll help me quit. Pardon my language, I only speak Greek, american english, queen’s english and Geordie but lol speak seems to elude me.
s’okay. Engrish is stictly opshunl.
*there’s lots of cheezpeeps that are multi-lingual and from all over the world – we translate pretty easily*
I sympathiz…usta smoke 3 pax a day o’ dem red box things…