Whut’s dat? Hoose deyr? Kwit pokin meee!
*luks arouwnd fur de poker*
*can’t see de poker so piks up de cole shuvvlol insted*
*starts swinginging at thyn ayr*
*pix cathulhu up offa da flore*
*dusts off elebenty tentiklols*
Ai duu beggin yore pardon an ai hopes dat de broosis goes away kwiklee, butt(!) sumwunz pokin me an ai cant figger owt hoo it iz.
I is invisiblol!!
Hoo sed taht???
*snikr*
*yoinks snikr*
Ai’ll juss keepin tihs saef from PB
*nomnomnom*
Tehre, nao he won’t finding it!!
Hoo sed dat?
*luks arouwnd, confyoosedloly*
*pokes anemoneone*
*snikrs sum more*
Whut’s dat? Hoose deyr? Kwit pokin meee!
*luks arouwnd fur de poker*
*can’t see de poker so piks up de cole shuvvlol insted*
*starts swinginging at thyn ayr*
*Bamf. Cathulhu portals out of thin air*
*Thud!*
I think I’ve been hit over the head with a shovel.
Hello! Has anyone seen a shovel-weilding maniac anywhere!
*pix cathulhu up offa da flore*
*dusts off elebenty tentiklols*
Ai duu beggin yore pardon an ai hopes dat de broosis goes away kwiklee, butt(!) sumwunz pokin me an ai cant figger owt hoo it iz.
That’s okay. Now let’s see… *Whistles*
*Weird alien dog appears. Starts sniffing, then starts following a trail.*
That’s a Blood-Hound of Tindalos. It can follow anything through dimensions. Well, almost anything…
*Alien dog reappears, whispers to cathulhu*
Whispers to AnemoneOne*
“It was Nennepus.”
Qui??
Moa???
8)
Thankyewberymush cathulu, ai shall be keepin an i out for a sneeky nennepus, an if dat dont wurk ai shall be keeping an eer open for hur.
She muss be carefull, if ai cant see hur ai cant be blaymd fur steppin on hur.
*startz jumping and stampin rouwnd an rouwnd*
Ai see throo yoo
*narrows eyes*
are u wearing dose x-ray glassis again??
hmm???
Nite
nite nite! sleep tite!
*gibs PB a stick of dynamite to use on dose bugs if dey bite…*
Nitee nite PB!
You’ll be easily spotted using infra-red, because you will be:
‘Otter than the rest of the area!
*sillybrates wif:
ht tp://www.homelife.com.au/food/1931/chocolate+and+hazelnut+soft+centred+puddings
ht tp://www.homelife.com.au/food/1581/make+bread+and+butter+pudding
ht tp://www.homelife.com.au/food/2560/chocolate+brulee+tartlets
ht tp://www.homelife.com.au/food/1674/baby+mocha+cakes+with+coffee+syrup *
OOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
*yumyumyumyumyum*
*buuurp*
Oh mai, scyoos mee plees.
adn cunning !!
catmoflage- I can hazzit
has dis kitteh bin traine’d by LCB ? you know, a minion to purloin shiney goodies to take out into da light to look at?
Maybe he’s lookimg for her purrrse…
Ai iz onli chekking fur noms — nope, nun heer.
yeh, try and get THAT through hairport security…
LOL!!!! That won’t wurk if they be teh nit-picking sort. Just saying …
I akshulee got a kitteh frew teh hareport sekuritee wunse.
Wuz nawt in my purse, tho.
Hau dyoo noe ai b in hear?
Lowd purring gabe yuu awai
!!
And a Shoggoth claims another victim…
Ai tawt dis wuz funnee.
Cathulhu, aifinkso yu needz wun or twu ub dose “Souls. I Eets Dem” T-shirts….
*Whispurrs*
I only eat bad souls. Good ones taste like stamp glue or toad mucus. Yuch!
ooh – wut does the bad wun taste liek??
Applol cake?
Bannanana bredd
Chonklit gelato
Dandee lyon tee
Eggs of the devilled persuashun
Fronsh fries
Gattoh, black forrist
H…
Hot butteree toste
Iiscreem wif chonklit sorse
Jelly/jello wif frootee bitz in
K …
Hawt chokklit wiv sprinklols
I-scream wiv hawt chokklit sorse
Jellee
King prorns
Lym pi – key tipe
M…..
Marzipane!!
Nommilishus fuds
Orinj (nawt poisun) candees
Pasta salad!
Q….
Queesh wif bacun, decohratid wif bacun
Raita wif naan bread
Stuffed tomatoes
Toona casserole
U…
*Alien dog appears, sniffs nennepus and runs off.*
Quarta pownda, wif cheez
Rice crispy caek
Sweet an sower prorns
Treeklol tart and clottid creem
U…
Unknown but delicious
vodka (I hope nawt!)
Watermelon
Xylophone (I had to put something)
Yummy!
Zebra Taffy (R)
i haz a hungree nao
Flooffee McFloof Floof
Gray Stowzaway Kitteh habz
soopurb Fashunn Senss!
Fowndz matcheengz Handz
Bag so hawrdz 2 fyndz 4 t3h
Kitteh awnz T3h Goez!!
No wun fyndz Kitteh
heer. Eeben wiff Bawtull Brush
Tayl swurleengz arowndz!!!
Jack.
Dissfunkshunull kitteh returnz to teh womb…..
@@@@
rofl. gud wun.
I hope there’s enough womb in there for it…
Tehre’s awlwaiz womb fur wun moar!
It’s Joey!
Hey – how’r u doing….
I can has purse wif floofy tayle?
(Psst…on the other end of that tail is not a cat … its house keys …)
*pulls on tayl*
*ducks as poyntee ends attack*
nope – issa kitteh…
Yayy! Ai haets tohse floofy tale kee fings! Fankees fower bein braev, Nenna! Hoap pointee peeces mist ..
Ahhhhh-CHOOOZ! … Izz fuzzlollee inz heer!
Now I wantz to by mah hoomin a floofy gray bag so I can haz camoflage.