I’m Larry. I live across the hall from you. You sure are pretty. You smell like fresh tuna.
so dere’s dis concert tonite….
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do you do snorglols???
not on da nawt sekkind date.
Whut kinda gurl u fink ai is? *preens*
snerk *thinks catty remark*
ohai, sweetpea!
*poekz tendrill cawshusleee*
its called the first date.
Wayr u cum frum, mebbe. We trai tu aboyd teh “f” wurd rownd heer.
there’s nothing wrong with it, just internet speak.
newtsekond of seben! congarats.
ohai zulli, i donot finkso i has seen yoo before. nice to meet yoo! *extends frendly paw ob floofship*
hao rood of me!
Thank you for the congrats!!!
I hope you joined in teh silly eneebreeashuns!
*eggstends flooofeh paw of frendship*
ello! accepts the flooofeh paws of frendship with some playful bats
*bat* *bat* runsawawifaquiknes!
*chayses Zulli daown*
ohai! ai dun finksew datt ai knoez yoo!
*eggstendz skaelee paw obb frendshipp*
*hedbattz*
Hai, Zulli! Ai kums fru heere sumetiemz! Gladdameetu! Welkimz!
Congarats, nenne, yu leeds deh wai!! Wut noms wud yu lykz foar de sillybrayshun??
Fankies!!
I think we shud have toona sammishes and sum sawveenyon blanc!!
Oooooh, yesh!!
*Hauls in deh boofay tablol wif wittlol tuna an shwimp sammiches wif de crustz cutt awf. Putz owt seberal eis buckits wif sawveenyon blanc an sum lemmings aide foar doze hu preferz noez alkeeholz.*
Der wee R, awl reddy foar de sillybrashunz. In joy!!
ohai, ‘Niser!
ooh…sillybrayshunlol fud?
*omnomnomnom*
*hangs up a sine on the notice bored*
Have you got your cookbook yet??
you know – the one made to support the otters??
*hangs up pikshoor of bebbeh otters*
Well – you can read about all the ways to get a copy and support the otters at Buckfast otter sankshooaree and flutterby farm in Devon, TTI, here:
h ttp://nennepus.wordpress.com/
Congrats Nenne ! Wot wud u lyke foar sillybrashuns? *runs awfwifakwik tu look at website foar teh cookbook*
joins us at the toona/schrimp sammish and sawveenyon blanc booffay that Niser purrrrpeard!
*ahem* [werk with me here]
CONCATULULATIONS! I hear you are a winner because of the faaaaaaaaaaaaabulous recipes you cook up and have putted in a COOKBOOK!
How can wee become wieners, er , winners like you??
[cue]
ooh – that is easy!!!
Naught sekkund u goes to nennepus.wordpress.com
and then…
U choose wich prize you want! there’s a 5 dollar prize and a 10 dollar prize anna 15 dollar prize (+postage and handling…) (or wichebber currency u purrfurr ur prize in 8) )
an voualah! U are a
wienerWinner like me!!and happiest are the otters – for they are the reel
wienersWinners!*holds up bebbeh otter*
*swooon foar teh bebbeh otter an nommee rehsihpees*
Wanna see mai echings?
But… but… I thought teh vet took those?
OH NO! Dey sayd ai wuhz hazing mai toofers kleened!!!!!
oh teh cat-manatee!!!
Ur toofers?
Rong end, Aifinkso!
*snerk*
lol!
Stalker kitteh stalks
Romeo kitteh haz de moobs.
do not want dem, Kitteh shuld eat less!
Wanna cum ober adn see mai collekshun ob fevver-toyz?
Well, guiz… luuks lyke Angelinaz gonna get sum cumpany.
Tunyte, ai is cummin hoam frum rehursul wiff tuu bebbeh kittenz!
Awl ai knoz is dey ar bruvver adn sistur, bowt six weeks old, wun grey wiff a wyte blaze adn teh obber blakk. Dey is frum a feral-kittehz litter (dey finally kawt teh mama yesturday adn shut daon hur kittin-faktury) dat libs neer a frend ob myne.
Ai hoaps Angie duzznt frow a fit wen ai brings dem hoam!
oooh! bebbeh kittenz! Good luck wiv dem and the Angie. Good on you for adoptifying the bebbehs
Fankeez, Q. Ai has bin finkin bowt gettin anubber kitteh. Itz bin bowt a yeer-anna-haff sinss Isis krossd teh bridj, adn Angie is fybe dis summur, so aifink sheez matyoor adn cumfurbul enuffs nao tu handlol it. We had tuu kittehz adn tuu goggeez foar a wyol, adn nao wun ob teh goggeez is showin synz ob oald ayj, so aifink is a gud tyme tu be adding tu teh fambly befoar it starts gettin tuu loanly arown heer.
Kong-rats, Papa, on yr new addishuns to teh fambly! P)leez to gib Angie sum extry catnips or toona joos tonight, to help her associate then nu kitties wif sumfing gud! And I hopes teh outside kittehs adjust to being inside wuns, too!
Ai brot Angie in frum hur ferul mawm at abowt teh saym ayj, so it can be dun. She still lubs teh owtdoorz adn spends lawtsa tyme deyr (speshully nao inna summertyme), but ai has notissd dat shez moar content tu stay cloasur tu hoam den wen she wuz yunger, wich is a gud fing, adn mayks me less afrayd tu leebs hur owt deyr as much as she wants tu be.
Ai will sertinly keep teh kittins indoors for a gud whyol, as ai did wiff Angie, foar deyr sayftee adn akklimayshun. Adn ai has bin gibbin Angie extra lubs adn attenshun, in antissipayshun ob teh stressful tyme tu cum, adn will kontinyoo tu ashoor hur dat sheez teh kween ob teh haushoald. Deez kittins will has tu ern deyr playse just as she did wen Isis wuz still kween.
Gud awn yu {{{{ap}}}}}} ai hurd put sum buddur awn da pawz. dey likz it nd stratz tu fele liek hoam. du fur angie tu
Oh, dat iz grate noos, AP!! Ai hopz yu haz a happeetayl hows holdz an nawt de hissie fitz. Dey wil getz yoosed tu eachubber eebenshually. Next weekyweekweek, ai startz bolun teering at deh shelter……ai is soooo egg sited! Wil getz tu bee seein kittehs ob awl shaypes an cizes ebbery weekz!
Fanks, ‘Niser. Eben if dey nawt bekum frens, dey can still tolurayts eech obber. Isis wuz nawt happy wiff Angie adn hur siblings wen ai furst brot dem intu teh haus, adn hedbatted dem ryte frum teh start iffn dey gawt tuu cloas. Adn Angie lyked tu chayse Isis arownd, but ai mayd shoor she wuznt bein terruryzd. She wuz gettin oald eben den, adn ai tawt Angie tu treets hur wiff respekt… or else!
Gud lukk at teh sheltur… mayk shoor tu has ur CHRG handy in cayse ob cyootness oberload, as well as shamwowz for teh menny sad caysez teh shelturz has tu deel wiff. Is gud wurks u duz deyr.
Concats AP!
U is gonna hab interesting coupla weeks!and don’t forget we wants pictures.
Fankeez! Inneresting is prolly a gud choyse ob wurds.
Will post pikshoor(s) awn mai profyle latur tunyte.
*remyndz selfz tew stawk upp awn CHRGs*
Heh, prolly. Ai still has sum pics ob Angie (adn hur siblingz) wen dey wuz littlol kittins awn deyr, so u can praktiss wiff dat tu akklimayte urseff tu teh bebbeh kyootniss!
…yoo watn meh tew bii dowink moar splortink beefoar yoo poastify moar pikktchurz? ai’z nawt shur dat’z succh teh gud eyedeeya therr….
den ai’d jusst hab 2 sesshunz ob splorting, aifinksew…
ooh – how eggsyting!
Please keep us inda loop!
PK had diffrunt tricks – one was switching blankies so they get used to each otters smell…
Angie duzznt has fings lyke blankeez… iffn sheez inna haus she yoozhully juss sits awn teh bed. Adn she has a faybrit daytyme hydee playse inna baysmint cubberd (dat she can sneek intu frum teh krawlspayse behynd… tuuk meh a yeer tu figgur owt wayr she wuz goin), adn hoo-knoz-wayr owtsyde (prolly inkloods playsez in at leest tuu ob teh nayburz yards), so deyl juss has tu meet in pursun adn deel wiff eech obber fayse-tu-fayse.
Ai will be shoor tu superbyze doaz meetings tu keep fings as sivil adn stress-free as pawsiblol, adn du mai beff tu keep dem seprit foar a whyol till ebrywun (teh goggeez inklooded) gets yoozd tu eech obbers.
Adn yeff, ai missez PK tuu. Ai hoaps sheez duin okays.
Ohai Papa, dat iz soooo eggsiting. Angelina teh big syster! We brawt home a kitteh from a feral catten dat had come tu teh horsey ranch where we hadz our horseys, to haz her kittehs. She iz still wif teh owner of the stablol, adn teh kitteh we took is teh sweetest kitten, we lubs her much. U can see her on my profyle, she is teh gray one. When we brawt home a sekkund kitteh she wuzn’t too happi abowt it, but it werked owt. Keep us postified!
*goez tu luuk at profyle piks*
U meen teh pyoor grey, nawt grey strypee? Luuks lyke a sweet silkeh kitteh. As ai menshund abuv, Isis wuznt happy wen ai brot Angie intu teh fambly, but dey ebenshully gawt along well enuff wiffowt goin fru tuu much stress. Aifink will be okayz, but u nebber kno hao a kitteh will reakt.
Ai figgurz is poetik justiss… Angie will gets bakk sum ob whut she gayv owt in hur own kittinhuud. Whut goez arown, cums arown, yeff? Adn yeff, ai will tayks pikshoors adn postify awn mai profyle wiffowt delay.
Congarats, AP!! Adn jus in tyme fur Fawdders Dai…dats beri eggsiting! Postify pix pwease sew dat we can haz SPLORT-fest 2010!!
Ooh, yeff… ai hadnt fawt ob dat! Ai gets tu be a papa agen for papaz day! Ai nawt has hyoomin kidlets, so mai kittehs is mai chillins. Ai will post pikshoors wiffowt delay (ai kant wayt tu see whut dey luuks lyke eeber!).
Yule hafta changify yur nayme tu Angies adn _____ adn _____ Papa!
Mai hubcat adn ai dont hab da hoomin kidlets eidder, butt(!) wii still sillybrate Mamma’s Dai adn Fawdder’s Dai all da sayme. Our kitteh adn goggie are beri gud at tellin us wich cards tu buy adn wich noms tu cook fur da sillybrayshuns!
happytayl danse for noo kittehs!
probly at furst angie will hate tehm, tehn will be bestest momma to tehm.
Wen we gotted a sekkund kitteh (wen Ai wus jussta kitteh, maisefl) Ai donut amember teh furst kitteh bein taht bovvered; she juss hedbatted teh gnu kitteh a fyoo tyms an tehn tort her hau to lap an cleen herfl an stuff. Teh sekkund kitteh wus a bit “speshul”, tho…!
Heh. Ai is taykin deez syte unseen, so weel see hao speshul dey is!
Owr sekkund kitteh, Arkel, yoos to clym teh kertins an get stuk; cerld up bai putin her hed awn teh flor an wolkin her bak legs rownanrown; dribbulled wen she purred – Ai cud go awn an awn!
Fankeez, LM! Ai hoaps dey bekum gud frends!
Angiez alwayz bin skittish bowt noo stuffs, speshully noo peepls. She runs wiffakwikness wenebber sumwun noo cums tu bisit, but has embraysd teh frends hoo stawps bai offin, so ai has a hoapful.
Adn she has kwieted daon wiff ayj, adn bekum moar tolurent adn trusting, so aifink is a gud tyme. Weel see suun enuff!
sounds bery kyute! (hazza jelous … wish ai could have more bebbeh kittenz!)
They’re luck to find a home with you!
ai hoaps Angel wil bee nyse tu teh babbehs!
congrats!
*gibs papa ay seegar*
Um, papa, whuts awl dis typin u duin wyol ai nawt tawkin?
Is der sumfin u nawt tellin meh bowt?
Tuna mai fabritt fragrunz!!
Ai will folloz u ennywayr! *sniff-sniff-ahh!*
“tuna”???
*sniffz*
*taekzaquikbaff*
Nao I’z smellin’ bettur!
cweepy neighbor kitteh is cweepy
purry neighbour is purry!!
8)
Playeh kitteh is playin you!
Frendly nayborcat iz purrlyte
Gawt milk?
Gawt cukkies??? (Ai mayde yu wun, butt (!!) ai eated it.)
gott boff? ai’lol trayde yoo a baycon cheezburger fur dem…
Ai gotz de milk, butt noe cukkies. Yu trayde dat baycon cheezburger foar juss de milk???
*Haz a hopeful*
Eeben trayde, yufinkso??
nawt werk wiffowt teh cookeez, tho…
yoo sed yoo maded meh wun…wai nawt maek moar? den ebbereewun can haz wun!
Otay…..dey R bakifying rite nao. Mmmmmmm. Nuffing lyke teh smell ob freshlee bayked cukkies. Dey bee reddy in a wittlol bit, hawt owt ob de ubben!!!!
yummeh!
Noe cukkies….no baycon.
Otay, ebbreewun tu deh bottum ob de brayd!!! Hawt, fwesh cukkies foar awl de cheezpeeps!!! Der bee chawcolit chipz, oatmeel raysin, dubblol chawklit wif awlmunds, buttr skawch wif mac adaymia nutz an gin jer snapz!!! Enjoi ebberybuddy!!!!
*yoinks a butturskotch cukkee adn a peese ob cheezcaek frum da burfday boofay doanfred*
*nomnomnomnomnom*
*bowncez round da ruum wifashuggereebuzz* WHHHHHEEEEEE!!
*yoinkz teh cookee* aifinksew mite has tew mucch shururr fur yoo….
*dunks cookee inn millkz*
*nomz cookee*
*THUD!!*
Hey, weherz mai cukkee, huh…huh…hu…*clunks hed awn floor*
*lifftz MKM’s hed slitelee, plaeses nise sawft pillo unndurneeth*
*plases anothur cookee witthin MKM’s reech*
skuuse mii kitteh, u has sumfink awn ur lip… o wayt, iz haffa musstashe!
GOT MI?
EEVEE PARTY 1!!!! im obsessed wif eevees lol
*Danses*
*danses too*
comment if u wanna uber LOL vid
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Valesa an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd a sordid cheezcaek buffay wif all yor favrite flavrs an toppings, iskreem, frooty party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif frizbees taht make raynbows wen teh fly, ittybitty sekrit notebuks wif sekrit decoder mood ringz, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh an goggie finger puppets!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж
Oooh, burfday fairy, I luvs luvs luvs the sekrit decoder ring and sekrit notebouks. Nuffing funner!
And Hapee burfday, Valesa, whereebber yu are! I rememberies yr Remy, but hazzn’t hurd ennyfing in a long whiles.
im gonna tweet that
Larree Kitteh habz
too bruddurrz naymdz Darrull andz
handsumm Tukksseedo!
Larree Kitteh amz
berreh dirrekkt. Awnnesstee’z
nawt ober~raytedz!!
Larree Kitteh habz
ieez 4 t3h Prittee Wunz and
habz ekksellent taystz!!!
Jack.
*clappityclappity*
Larry seems teh type
Tu be wayrin leezhur soots…
Luuk owt, gurlee-kats!
Leezhur soot Larry? Iz dat wut he luks liek? Ai nebbir plaied teh ‘puter gaymez….
Larry tuks hims vest
Into hims underpants *snerk*
Bit lyk Simon Cowl!
Ai can borowz an kupp uv nip?
Anna cuppa cheezburgers?
*hopes new naybors not notice that cup is big as teh hole house*
heer, yoo can has wun ob mai baycon cheezburgerz.. ai jusst mayde itt!
stalker kitteh strikes agin.
Have you seen a rat? His name is Algernon.
did yu see todai’s T-shurt? It has yur naem awl ober it!
nao datt aifinksew abowt itt, itt /duz!/
LOL. Reminds me of that SNL skit with Christopher Walken as a sleazy playboy.
I tink larry Do The Hustle -
I love reading the hover text. “Cat is creepy neighbor.”
aww he seems nice but idk if i shuld taek dis a good way or a stalker way
Stalker cat is stalking?
I’m honored to have a photo of one of my cats captioned and posted to this site!
Just to clear up the gender confusion, this cat is actually a female.
Thanks!