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Yoos teh faws, Look!
Kitteh duz star jump!
Yuu leed agenn, prinsess
!!
Ohai! Hanng awn….juss knead tu fiks mai hare inna bun oar too.
* bringz in sum custud bunz *
Thair !! Taht shud duu !!
Ime awf nao, so chow
!!
Meh two! Nite!
Bai BF!
nitey nite!
POWNSE!!!!
*pownsis awn BF* *runz unner cowch* Ohai!!
**de merri mausies runz owt frum unner de cowch whair dey wer allz hidin**
SQUEEEKKK!!
*chases merri mausies, Ocm an jeanniemouse rownd an rownd an rownd until ebreewun collapsis inna big cuddly heep*
*hands cold nice drinks to the three* There a pick me up.
Wheee! Dat wuz FUN! De Merri Mausies mai needz therapee tho! Ai’m nawt shur dey reelized wuz jus in plai. But ai will takk du dem.
**Sipz cold drink** ThankQ torchrain! **Extendz mausee paw ub frienshyp** Ai haz nawt met u but ai iz gladd u R heer!
o noze! ai dint meen tew skayre teh merri mausies, wuz jus purrtend chaisin!
*handz merrie mausies a cheez trai tew sai sorree*
**Merri Mausiez comz tentitivlee owt**
**Nibbolz de cheez tai**
**Snugglz upp tu bluesfan473**
Dey iz sayn “ThankQ”. Dat wuz verri sweetz uv u!
groop cuddlol?
*leepz inn*
Yay! Ebreewun into teh cuddlol puddlol!
hoorai!! haz bin kwite a whilol sinse ai’z bin in wun ob dese…
*wundurz wut a draconic purr wudd sownd liek*
prrrrrrrrRAOWR!rrrrrrrrrrrrr?
ai dunnoez…
yooz teh fawc; yooz teh fawc
Dey maik jedai yung deze dais …
gud thing ballooon kitteh holdin’ on wiht one klaw!
Kitteh rasslin – bedder den ennyfing tee-vee has to offur!
Mai kittehs r boff snoozin…
Iz still bedder den ennyfing tee-vee haz tu offur!
Troo dat, jeanniemouse!
My girlz haz teh rasslin matchiz sumtiems. Iz funnee to watching, until iz ovur an my carpits hazza layur of floof awn dem.
Ai used to has Fursdai Nite Smakdoun; nao ai has the Ninja Kung Fu Moobie ov teh Weekweekweek.
Too blak kittehs up awn bak feets, weevin an swayin an den…Flyin Bunneh Kiks ov Deth!
Ai heerz u boff! Mai Pickett an Weasel sitz an washez eech udder. Wud be an adorible luv storee if dey werent boff “ahem” fiksd!
We has teh sweet snorgle session and allogrooming, which is always a praylood to all-in-kitteh-wrassling-and-tearing-around-teh-house.
Soundz lyke luvvv!!
I guessso. Only I always wonder why they *start* wif teh grooming then does stuff that messes up their furs and they need to has a grooming again when they is teh done. Hmph.
mysterius are teh ways of kittehs! mai tew do the same thing! lik lik swipe thwap scrabble scrabble pownce!
Plz to not forget teh hedbatting. There will be hedbatting. *nods*
how can I forget the hadbatting!!! *hedbats self*
I is teh not vry tall, so when I hedbat myslef I has to stand on a stepladder.
O.o
hao duz dat werk? unnless yur hed iz nawt attacched tew yur bawdee…
den agen, dere iz dat statemint abowt furgettink abowt yur hed iffn it wuz nawt attacchededed…
maybee dey diddunt leik teh harestyuls whut wuz dun?
That is teh vry un-unpossible. I hadn’t thinked of that.
Dis ia nawt da kitteh yoo iz looking fore (waves paw.)
*moves along*
‘Wataaaaaaaa!!’ ‘Touch my mouse will ya?’ ‘wanna fight??….. fight me!’ whhpppshhhh
wai wudd ai bii messink wiff yur mowse? iffn ai didededed, yoo wuddnawt bii ablol tew poastify a cawmint!
yur feeblol skyll ar noh mach fur teh powur uv teh dark syde!
Hmmm…teh Forse iz strongg inn dis wun…
Ohai, DK!
Nawt had teh opper…oppi…chans to say cormgranulashuns onna “get owt of skool dai.” Bravo! *clappity, clappity* Bravo!
ohai, 2M!
fankyoo! iz grate tew bii owt fur teh summmurr! swimmink, playink awn mai noo lappytawp, adn teh succh…
This is a four-kitteh alert. Repeet: a four-kitteh alert. Plz to don protectib geers and hide unner the blankies and go beepbeepbeep.
The National Kitten Advisory Board advises you that this is a lot of kittens.
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
WeeEEEeeeooOOOO…
*pullz upp inn teh CCC
*parkz teh CCC*
oh noez! D-R iz downeded!
*sweepz upp awl teh braynez
*kleenz dem wiff nise-senteded waturrz
*puttz dem bakk tugettur
*Uplayses braynez bakk inn teh braynebawkz
*peesez braynebawkz partz intew playse
*yoinkz dukkee taep (sawree, mrz. dukkee!), yoosez tew howld braynebawkz tugetthur
*puttz noo CHRG awn tawp ob teh dukkee taep, yoosez moar taep tew howld itt inn plaes
*gibbz chokklit possum, hawt chokklit, adn flooffeh blankit*
dere. plz tew nawt bii lukking att teh kittehz fur a littlol bitt plz.
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*phew*
dowink awl ob datt izz harrd werk…
*lukkz upp at kittehz*
wao…nao datt ai lukkz agen…….dey iz kwite kyoo–
*SPLORT!*
*Flies in on giant dragon wings*
Now let’s see what I can do for you.
*Send tentacles to deftly retrieve Draconic Kitty’s brain matter from all over the area.*
*Setting slime to antiseptic and regenerative mode.*
*Cleans and restores Draconic Kitty’s brain cells.*
*places brain cells in right location in head.*
*Retrieves skull fragments with tentacles.*
*Places fragments in correct places, then sets slime to glue fragments in place.*
*Wraps Draconic Kitty in a nice warm Shoggoth and casts spell to minimize cuteness effect until Draconic Kitty recovers.*
*Gives Draconic Kitty a drink of hot chocolate and a chocolate anteater.*
“There, I hope you feel better now. Here, read the H.P. Lovecraft collection to take your mind off cuteness for a while.”
hmmm….ai’z herd ob a shoggoth…ai’z nawt kwiet shur wut dey iz, tho…
izz ann innturestink wai ob resQ, ai’d sai…
*sipz hawt chokklit*
ooh! bookz!!!!!
*reedz eegerlee!
” It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train – a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.”
so say wiki pedia
ai say,
canz I have instead a floofly blanket showing cheezeland landmarks, pleez.
PS. no penguins wuz harmed in da making of dis post
Thank u, Draconic Kitteh
Here, have a rest, lean on the CCC
May the paws be with you…
Thx