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Thru a kombinayshun ob lukk adn skill.
Adn doan yooz teh “f” wurd… itz rood adn trollish.
Arown heer, bein klebber is moar importint den bein awn tawp.
Aym for bein funneh adn frenly adn yool du well heer.
bcuz anni iz awai.
Yah, dat stinks.
Condraynulayshuns, catena… u leeds a perfikt brayd! *dans-dans*
Othx!
wii bii awf tu teh tie boo teak!
iz teh drain shut?
kus if so, short trip!
Ai doan finkso, but hao duz ai gets fru deez littlol hoalz?
Careflol, don’t strain urself.
It seemz impastablol tu makur mai way fru.
Yu kneedz da sayme majik lyke frum Hairree Podderer wehn him wuz mayde beri beri skinnee on da nite bus…den yu culd fittings intu doze littlol holz, aifinkso!
hmmz…mebbeh a shrinkink charm?
Teh waddur hastu goez sumwayr, ai gonna fynd owt wayr.
keyrfall, kitteh! yu noe wut dey sae ehbowt tu musch kurieoz settee!
Datz wye ai needs u tu hoald mah tayl.
U duz has gud trakshun bakk deyr, ryte?
yoo knoez…datt mite bii teh reeson wai kittehz haz 9 livez…
Aifawt it wuz kuz we is so gud at gettin owtta trikky sitchooayshunz.
nah…yoo knoez wut kyooriossitee diddeded tew teh kitteh…iz wai dey haz 9 livez…
gettink owt ob sitchoowayshunz….ai dun finksew datt itt contrybyootz tew teh abownt ob livez…
Yeff, ai duz kno teh frayz… kyooriossity killifyd teh kitteh.
Itz yoozd bai hyoomins tu warn agenst stikkin ur noaz in obber peeplz bizness, or puttin urseff in obber danjeruss sityooayzhunz dat can gets u hurted or killd. Hyoomins ar notoryusly klumseh, cumpayrd tu kittehz, so dey offin only gets wun chanse. But kuz kittehz ar so gud at aboyding teh owtcum ob deyr inkwizitib naytur, dey gets tu has nyne chansez befoar it fynally duz dem in.
So ai stands by mai orijinul opinyun, but ob kors u is free tu disagree.
As sumwun sed, kittehz has nyne lybes, but kyuriosity usez dem up.
ai knoez teh frayze….
ohz…yur eggsplaynayshun duz maek sum sens, tho…
adn aifinksew dat lasst frayze iz moar inturesstingz…
Ai fownd it wyol reesurchin teh frayz tu bettur defend mai pozishun.
Googlol arownd a bit adn u may fynd it tuu, along wiff obber inneresting fings. Adn negst tym mebbe u duz dat urseff, ravver den maykin meh du ur finkin foar u.
wut?
waet…sinse wen wuzz ai maykin yoo doo mai finkink?
ai wuzz jusst sayink sumpfink…
sinse wen wuz wii deebaytink dis?
*crawlz obbar tew cornur adn curlz upp innitt*
ai hazza confuzzloled nao….
*goez ober tu teh korner, hedbonks teh dragun-kitteh*
Sorry, DK… didnt meen tu offend. {{DK}}
Luuk bakk at whut wuz sed, adn fink abowt it fur a minnit.
U sed sumfin dat ai kownturd, den u stukk tu whut u sed.
But aftur ai explaynd adn u fawt abowt it, u saw it mai way.
Ai is juss sayin dat iffn u finks abowt it moar befor u sez stuffs, we wudnt needs tu argyoo as much. K?
…ai reelee diddnawt sii differink sydez…
mebbeh mai brayne iz nawt akktivaytink doo tew teh fakkt datt iz summmmur nao…
hmmmz…..
(noet tew selfz: fink befoar cawmintink sumthymez…..)
{{{AP}}}
Fankeez, DK.
Tu klarify foar u whut teh tuu “sydes” ar…
Teh kweschun: wayr duz kittehz get deyr nyne lybes?
Ur ansser: cyooriosity, myne: agility.
Teh reezuning…
Kyooriosity puts dem in dajurus sityooashunz.
Agility helps get dem owtta doze sityooashunz.
So kyooriosity thretins deyr lyfes, adn agility extends dem.
okaiz….
….
sorree…
*dukkz hed*
Yoo almost dun? I’m draned!
U du luuk a littlol flushd.
*laffs*
H2O, H2O, H2O!
*laffs in fronsch*
h’eau, h’eau, h’eau!
Datz a beri agwa-vayting laff u has deyr, boss.
I’m a loofah, not a fightah.
kell damaj!
I yam gettin a sinking feeling…
yu has eh neis webb paj, DtCC!
oh, thank yoo! Yoo are nice!
Dis ware teh drane snake livs?
Mmmm… drane snacks…
dont goh! ai hurd der wuz alleygaturs doun der.
Ai fawt dat wuz in teh flushy-boal fingee.
I heard they was by u!
ai hoaps nawt cuz ai is swampt.
erm…./OW/!
wuddnawt datt hurrt teh kitteh??
erm… ummz… ai nawt knoz… mebbe dey yooz deyr kitteh majiks?
rub a dub dub
tew kittehs inna tub…
Teh luuker, teh brayker… adn teh draynee-snayk-wayker!
Aifinkso kitteh nawt gonna goe intu da dwain. Kitteh iz sayin “Oh fankees loverlee dwain fur makin awl dat naztee wadder goe awai! Nao wii canz play in da tub!”
aifinksew yoo iz rite…
Ohai DK! Haoz tings fur yu todai?
ohai, MKM!
ai’z dowink kwite wellz! adn yoo?
Ai’z duu-in fantastik nao dat da sunnee shyne iz shynifying awn mai hous (fine alee!!) Speekin ob wich, aifinkso itz tyme tu goe frawlick in mai gardin!!
*sprinklols Happe Dai dustz awn awl da Cheezfrens*
Ta ta fur nao!
Lukin fur noms down dere
dude lol, all this cat comments aai doe naait kaare :p
it’s crazy trying to read them all lol
Ooh, luuky! Sumwun bringed kayk intu teh braykruum!
*nom-nom-nom!*
kaek? waer??
ermz….4 werdz tew sai heer: om nom nom nom
Mmmm! Is it teh baff sheet caek?
Aifink is pynapplol uppysyde-daon kayk.
Adn sum nyse peeno-noir wyne tu go wiff!
*sniffs peeno-noir*
That remines me a littlol too much of GP Brand Warm Applol Juise. Can I has a Alaskan Polar Bare Heater insted?
*snaps fingurs* Hey yoo, mixify wun up foar teh lcb heer…
Mmmm! U wanna try some?
Shoor! *sip*
*klunk*
Minez me ub “smuj pawt” frum mai youf. Por contentz ub awl boddulz intu big pot. ad sum shugur. heat nd lite a match. wen it stawpz burning. surb tu awl da brabe wunz hoo ar cowld.
shur luukkz komplificayted!
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to cSmall an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, red velvit caeks wif fluffy creemcheez frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay! teh crokay balls are paynted to look like troll heds, an wen yoo whakk them wif the crokay mallets they make funny troll-y noyzes! an also goodie bags filled wif remote-control toi flying motorcycles, wind-up raysing caterpigglies, kandee, an shiny robot stikkers wif flashing lites for eyes!!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Oooh! happy birfday, csmall!
an awlso, by dee fawlt, beSmall – tehy is twinses, arfteh awl!
wut abowt asmall adn dsmall?
histree dunt comment awn tehm – yu’s best aks Mummeh Small!
yur probablee rite…
Duz u see small? Ai nawt see small. Happy birfday, cSmall!
*goez ober tu teh krokay feeld, tayks a mallit frum teh rakk*
Oh, luuk! A noo bawl has juss cum daon teh shoot.
*pikks it up, gibs it a whakk*
*WHAKK!* …… …… …… … … … … … .. .. .. .. . . . .o
Hao teedius. Deez ar a dyme a duzzin.
Ai nawt lyke dis kitteh-tawk! Itz crayzee ai sez, crayzee!
OOooo, fun! I gotted hear in thyme for the partee! *yoinks a peas ob red belbit caeks* nom, nom, nom.
*winds up sum cattypillyes*
*remotely controls sum mo-mo psych-els*
Happy burffday cSmall, and uzzer peeps bornd on dis day!
*Cue Doctor Who song*
Mebbeh teh drayne iz larjer awn teh insyde, liek teh TARDIS iz?
Wat breed uv kitteh iz dat? ai have teh same kind but dunno wat she is!
(teh gray one, ai meen!)
lewks leik ay shorthared tabbee tu mee.
lukkz sumwut kyoot, ai’d sai…
*cue mission impossible theme music*
Tew courageous kittehs!
(Puts on anti-splort attire)