
Y do ai gotta spell ebryfing owt fer u?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Cattails via Advanced Lol Builder
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see All Kittehs | Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous You will get sprinkles and you will like it! | Bonkers knew the Next »

Y do ai gotta spell ebryfing owt fer u?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Cattails via Advanced Lol Builder
Stoopy hyoomin.
U shud kno whut ai wants bai nao. Is nawt rokkit syinss.
Ai eben askd polytely. Dint u heer teh mew-mrow-row?
Hao can ai sez it enny simpler?
wi iz dense alrite but wi haz posable fums! An kanopnerz!
**Callz owt de merri mauses to dans fur AngelPlume’s NS**
Wat nomz U like?
Fankeez, jm! *wachez teh mauseez* Ai has a tye wiff pjp!
Lessee, mebbe sum shwimps, adn sammin, adn tendur stayks…
Ai kno, we cud has a Caturday barbekyoo!
*Watchez teh mauseez*
**Asksies de spellin beez tu taik obur dansing wile de merri mausiez flaim up de barbeQ**
**Toossus on stayks an shrimpzeez an veggeez (fur our wegitaryan cheezpalz**
**Setz owt pichurz ub varyus beberujez**
**Boylz kornz an beenz**
**Chyses mausies awai frum de kornz***
Iz All redee! De Mausies await yur kommand to serv! Enjoi
*noms awn stayks adn shwimpeez*
*pullz a nyse koald beer frum teh kegger-tap*
*gibs cormz tu teh mauseez for deyr gud serbiss*
*Stands on pic-nic tablol till mauseez go away*
*noms pjpz staek wyol sheez distrakkifyed*
**Widdle maus skaytz undstedilee up to PJP**
**Holdz up BIGG palyt wif BIGG stayk**
**Lukz up hopfullee wif BIGG eyez**
Oh, fankees, widdle maus! Somone 8 my other stayk.
*Noms BIGG stayk* *Shoots evil look at AP*
**Widdle maus hugz PJP’s leg an skaytz happilee awai**
*luuks innosint*
*washez fayse*
*goez luukin foar sum dezerts*
**Widdle maus skaytz unstedilee up wifs BIGG palyte full of BIGG servingz ub cheezkakiez an choklitz kaykz an pize an fruit kobblerz ub baryus kindz**
Wowz, dem mauseez ar gud.
*tayks sum cheezykayk adn chokklit kayk foar dezurt*
*gets sum milks at teh bevridj bar tu go wiffs*
Wi tryz hardz!
**Widdle maus hugz AP’s legg an skaytz hapilee awai**
Iz porblee nawt a bad ideez! Ai putz skatz on dem so dia kanz serbz u fasterz! But dia iz jus lernin…
Di mausiez lubs U
Enjoi!
**Sipz coolz glasz ub winez**
Ooooh, staykes an sammin an shwimps an cornz an winez an beeerz…….dis bee won hek ob a barbee Q. Fankees jeanniemouse!!
Ai dew nawt beweeve wee haz met.
*Extends floofy paw ob frenship*
Nyce tew habs yu heer in cheezland!!!!
ThankQ! Ai iz habin funn, do ai dizn’t git tu kumz here oftenz. RL iz pritee buzy.
**Akcepts floofy paw wib mausee paw**
Ai dint yewsd tu git tu kumz heer offen eeber, butt (!!) den ai gotz unwill lingley re-tiredz frum mai jobb ob *mumbley mumbel* yeers, sew nao ai haz thyme tu bee wif de cheezpeeps. Mush bedderer playce dan core pore ate offis ai hab foundz!!
Ai iz sorree
Haz happund tu so manee good cheezpeeps. Ai iz lukee tu habz a gud job fur nao, but ub kors nuffin iz stabul in dis werld aneemor. A nise ladee in mai offis who haz bin dere for 30 yeerz is bein layd off. Ai hopz u finz somefing soons…
{{Niser}}
Iz otay!!! Lyfe ushewally taykes yu ware yu R spozed tu goe, aifinkso!! Ai hazza sad at nawt sekkund, butt nao ai iz awn a noo paff. Iz awl gudd!!
Ai iz gladz. Haz bin dere maiself win eberyfing semdz tu go wrongz. But wuz jus a paff tu somethingz bettur. hopz all goze well nowz for u!
NOMS
LUBS
YUMYUMYUMYUMYUM
EER SKRITCHENZ
BELLEH-RUBZ
Dey maeks lolspeek magnetty fings? WANT!!
yase! ai has dem! aifinkso yu can gets dem at teh lolmart tab updere^
*re-arraynjez teh magnitty fings awn teh fridj*
i-can-taek-lolrus-cheezburger-adn-has-ur-fud-?-kthxbai
LMTO, AngelPlume!!! Furry gud!!!
Does U like mah pawdicure?
Beri nyse… ai seez u keeps dem gud adn sharp.
Bzzzzz. Ai iz da spelling be. bzzzz, ai bringz sum hunny fur nomz.
Den ai taikz a nap.
*Covers ladymonde in floofee bee-keeperz outfit*
*Patrols wiff green shoe*
Oh, fankz, {{{{{{pj,}}}}}} ai iz bak naow. Ai strat tu rede buk”The Tale of Applebeck orchard” It haz menny liddul aminul frenz ina sroty.
Glad you hadda nice rest, {{{{Gramawgs}}}}; I make shure no b’s gotchu!
Conga rat’s shoeslaces Cattails on yet anudder Front Page capshun!!
yesh!! w00t w00t for cattails!!
(hoo also duz such a awsum job ob helping owt KCT wif her sir jurys an stuff!)
Yay, Cattails! Congarats on anudder front page!
Skweeee!!! Aw fanks, frends! I does teh happitail dans, dans dans! Wut a wondermous surprise to come hoam to!
rpoflsdlfffldf–
Oh wait, that doesn’t spell anything–
How ’bout just ‘luv.’
{{D-R}}
Wurkz for mi! An mai kittez tu! (Wun ub hum is parkd nekst tu me rite naw)
Why doz teh ctz neva get teh burgerz!?
Um, cuz teh hoomin iz stoopid? Mah ctz wood get chzbrgers. If I had anee…