
Bonkers knew the signs well. Soon he would be dressed in riduculous costumes. After that…well, it was best that he leave the house before then.
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Go, bonkerz, go!
Kwik, befoar teh drunkin hyoomins fynds u!
Hmm, mebbe ai juss pushez dis bottlol ober ontu teh fluur…
Letz crak a bottlol !! Congaz awn yaw nawt-sekkund, AP !!
Fankeez!
Aifink ai wud lyk tu sip awn sum drambooee, or mebbe franjeliko.
(ai has beri kulchurd tayst, ykno, nawt lyke deez hyoominz)
Porez sum drambooee intu sootablol glarssis !! Cheez !!
* Hydez cheep bottlol ob plonk *
*sip-sip* Aaahh, dats deelyteful.
So much betterer den dat plonky stuff teh hyoominz drink.
Franjeliko???
Whut, u nawt lyke hazelnuts? (adn papaz haff italyun)
I nawt lykke hazelnuts…I LOVE them. I can has some franjee in coffee?
*brooz up sum fresh koffee*
*poarz it in tuu kups, addz teh franjelliko*
Heerz tu u! *sip-sip*
Ooo, fanks, AP! *sip-sip* Franjee is very special indeed.
The Nocello wuz the lubbely too (Is walnut…)
Yuud hab tu bi bonkerz tu stai !!
Doze stoopid drunkee hoomins drybs mee bonkurz!
Yeff, ai can unnerstand dat, um, Tipsy…
adn wi nawt ??
such sad kitteh eeyz!
U does not knoz deh trubblez I has seen
wut abowt teh tribbles?
tribblez is a lot of trubblez!
butt (!) dey iz sew kyoot n stuffz!
how U iz DK? Done with skool? or not yet?
ohai! ai’z dowink kwite wellz; adn yoo?
yesh, ai’z gradyoowaytededed frum ohai skool!
sew, dish fawll, ai’z gowink tew collije!
dat ar eggsiting! has U decided on a major?
yesh, ai’z…wellz, currentlee, iz pre-computer science…
good luck wid ebryfing an has a grate summah!
I ar gonna sleep now
fankyoo!
has a gud sleepz!
or teh kibbles?
I read a sci-fi book once and discovered that the tribbles were a copy of a creature called the:
Martian flat-cat!
izzn’t dere a sawng abowt dat??
No body nose…da kibbles I’b nommed.
ooh..fud? waer??
Pleh! Kibbles. Wants da gud stuff.
Plz to not drink and dress ur kitteh.
ai wundurrz wicch wun iz werse…
And plz to retire yer cellphone for da nite.
How do you stick your kitty in the glass anyway?
I think you blend it first.
maybee iffen bonkerz drinked et beefor teh hoomin duz hims culd stawp et beefor et starts.
…oar hims wuldent cayr.
hmmm…aifinksew hyooman mite juss goez adn buyz moar….
Wunderz wot sawt ob coztumes Bonkerz wud bi drest in?
Lyke:
Akrobat
Barksetball playa
Claon
D..
Dukk
Eleflolant
Froggi
G…
Genrull (wib badgez tuu)
Happee Marsk
Indeanna Joenz
J..
Girl rilla
Hors, rocking
Indee in, east oar westren taype, takes u pik
J . . .
yai i got my first fan
“Freeze a jolley gud fello ♫” * awl in fun, ookikies
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* PB wuznut araond urlier fer yor sillibrayshen !! Hoap u had gud dai *
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teh ise iy fink mai hed mite splode!111!!!!!!!!!1!
wow that is the best one i hav seen in years