
PROCRASTINATION Teh only thing mai hoomin wuz smart enuff to lern from me.
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PROCRASTINATION Teh only thing mai hoomin wuz smart enuff to lern from me.
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meh, i will comment later.
Congratz, GHM and AP! A two-way tie. I”m just surprised you took the trouble to commink!
Fankees Q – eye fynally got arown tuit!
Ooh, doze rownd wunz ar hard tu fynd.
Awl mai tuitz ar ob-lawwnng.
…. and ur piyz r skware?
Yup.
Teh ownly fing rownd ar teh kukkeez.
um..ai ar rownd tu…proplolly beecuz uf teh kookees.
Awww. yu hab tu go nd sai kukkeez. Du want. naow.
*tayks sum hawt toalhaus kuukeez owtta teh obin*
*spreds dem owt awn teh kooling rakk*
Cayrful, doan burn ur finnerz. Gibbem a minnit tu kool.
Is that long enough? How bowt now?
*Pours fresh coffee*
*Sets out pitchers of iced tea and cowld milk*
*tryz wun* Mmmm, datz purrfikt.
*tayks anubber, wiff a beeg glass ob kowld milks*
Fankeez, Q. Yeff, it wuz a hyooj effurt *sigh*
Yu seems an eggspert on dis. I’z will lurn procrastinayshun from yu. Later.
Itz cawntayjus.
Ai iz gud at dat.
ai bin meenin tu git arownd tu lernin dis.
But ai needs a nap nawt-sekkund…
*kurlz up*
ZZZZZzzzz….
Heer ye! Heer ye! This be the Nouns Mint ob the Furred Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet – a purrrr four mint in *cownts on fingahs; wun….too…add in daytoburf…carri the wun…..eye Bfor E…..errrrr* menne parts!
Prelude:
Setting; a bar in or neer to JK2Kittehs’ hoe tell – arownd Richmond/Twickenham
Tym: Evening
Dayt: Wensdy 30nd ob Joon.
Act Wun:
Setting: Hyde Park; meet at Hyde Park Corner (wehr the nutters stand awn bokses an showt stuff – joyn in, if yu wont!): Form cawfee tym (11am) til bedtym. Bring a piknik – big hats opshunal (sou’wester an snappy raynhuds myt be mor apro…aporp…papri…beddere!)
Dayt:Fursdai 1th Joolye
Intermission:
Mini-meet fur choklit martoonies, (tho Ai carn’t promiss tehy’ll be surfed bai YNGs) in Swindon, teh follollowing weekweeeekweeeeek.
Act Too:
Setting: Missus Miggins Pye shawp, or odder plaise taht has cayk and frills awn the taybul, arownd the Edgware Road ayreah!
Tym: Teetym (ennetym arfter abowt 4 ob the pee em)
Dayt: Err, between Joolye 26nd and Joolye 29st.
Finarley:
Setting: Sumwehre in The Cotswolds, mebbe the pritty villij wehr they fillummed Hairy Porter an Cranchesterford that Ai canute put heer cos the moddy raytors fink it has a rood werd in it; lyk a mayl hen wot is hassing a lie-doun!, or Cirencester or anodder purty plaice, neerbye
Tym: Hmm, lunchtym or mebbe teetym, or mebbe bofe!
Dayt: Caturdai, 31nd Joolye
We tryd to fynd a wun-syz-fits-awl dayt, to soot awl the peeps wot is travlin a lawng way to TTI – an fownd that wun syz donut rilly fit ennewun! So we has gorn fur a raynj ob tyms an dayts, tho mostlee arown Lunnon. Ebrywun is welcom to joyn in, butt(!) nowun is oh blyjed to attend awl parts – Ai canute eben garantee that Ai will be at orl parts, tho Ai wud lub to bee!
CweenMJ has postifyd awn teh Cryer
GP will/has putted it awn the buk ob fayses
Plees post awn the Cryer, an the Cryer oenlee, if yu is abul to com. Nawt if yu carnt com. Nawt if yu fink sumwun els is commin. Juss wen YU is commin!
Peeps hoo kno they is commin; plees repost tihs as an wen – Ai’s nawt arown much, at the momunt so it’s ober to yu to put the werd owt
Reed an coppee kwik: Tihs post gets nommed!
I hopez awl deh peepz hoo gitz tu attend haz a wunnermus tiyme!!! I haz a liddlol jellus
and a HYUUG HAAPYTAYL fur u!!
Nawt Bovvered, teh offishul prokrastinayshun appreeshiashun society foar kittehs will be opening foar in-role-mints. Maybe negst yeer.
Saonds nyce….butt(!) Ai’ll fink abaot taht tewmorrow……
*batz ailashez coily*
Onli ef eferybodi haz taht kitteh. Tehn eferybodi wohnt be soh stressed ought.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to MommaCat an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif dark choklit glaze, iskreem, frooty party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, liddle brayn-teezer puzzles to take teh peeses apart an put tehm back togevver, kandee, an fuzzy naptime blankies!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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wil maek rly clebbr commentz bowt dis lol maybee layter, whin finks ob sum.
Haz a glad dough taht teh Burfday Ferry leftid teh dock awn tyme. Taeking teh Elebenty Joon burfdey wisshes 2 mah fren woo libs in Guernsii wiv all teh botes an the cows!
seams teh burfday fairy is abowt teh onlee wun rownd heer whu duzzent procrastynate.
Ai haz nawt yet begun to procratynate.
Propisheeayt?
Propeegate?
Prognostikayt?
I new u wer gonna say dat.
That’s purrcrastinate.
They only thing you can do with procrastination is put it off.
Owtsydez ub Nomz, dayrz
nuffeengz immpoartunt datz canz
nawtz beez dun layturrz!
Raynee wethurr maykz
4 a Purrrr~fekkt layzee day
2 curlz up andz Napz!!
Summtymez, hawt wethurr
keepz wun Insyde wiffz lubblee
ayr cawndishunneengz!!!
Jack.
Nomming adn sleeping
Vytul lyfe aktibiteez
Ebry kitteh knoz
dinna ferget batting toyses unner teh fridge!
Is necessary to maintain byooty and good luks
Dey iz purrrcrastinaytin abowt puttin up teh 3pm lol, aifinkso!
dats wut ai wuz goina sey!
ben sed sumfin urlier awn FB bowt WP hazzin an broun owt….mehbe hee wuzzint kiddin
AI’ll catch that mouze layterz…mebbe.
Aww, dis iz mi neff-you. Mi SIL tooked teh pic and ai uploaded teh it a couplol yeers ago. Wut a sir prize! Thx cinna-crumbs fer teh grate capshun!
FanksYOO, Cattails, fur teh grate pitchur! (Sorry I’z poastin dis so layt.)
Is this a new internet language that I havent caught wind of yet?
It is called Lolspeak. There is a link to it close to the top of the page (Learn lolspeack etc).
Don’t worry, it is purely optional, so you don’t have to use it..
You don’t have to talk in LOL speak to make friends here.
Just don’t be hatin those who enjoy it.
And not to be hatin, but I confess I totally scroll past the first 20 or so comments that deal with “congrats on being “nawt furst” and imaginary eating. Sorry…
Aye lyeks croprastinatin’…. taystys lyek feesh.
HOLY CRAP, he’s CUUUUTE!
AGREED! He is totally cute. Cattails neffu, I think-so.
When I go to sleep at night, my cat curls up between my right ear and right shoulder. I get kitteh purrs in my ear to send me to dream-land.
(plus ai getz kitteh-butt inna da ear)
Is bestest way to sleep! I has Victor Tabbycat on mai legs an Nina Torbie youslly wanders round atween me an Hubby. 4 AM is Victor’s unnercover tummyrub taim and 5 AM is taim fur Nina to get skritches, dey finkso.
CAT PILLOW!
That’s a hunky hoomin right there!
That guy looks a lot like my husband! o_O And I could totally see him sleeping with our new kittens that way ^_^
:’-(
That guy looks like my brother, and that cat looks like his cat “Skittles” that recently died.
:’-(