
NOOOO OO!! Cookie Monster I Are Not a Snicker Doodle
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NOOOO OO!! Cookie Monster I Are Not a Snicker Doodle
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Iez a kitteh!!
An a splortashus wun two!!!
Montruss conga ratz tu yuu, OCM
!!
MontrussMonstruss !!Thx PB! We hazza tie wiv Nennepus – hoo seams tu hav ternd intu a NOTTER!!!
*nodnodnod*
ai has! ai is nao a norf american river otter!
arnt ai the kyootest???
u can see the big pictshoor on the frun payje of the cookbook!
Yesh yesh, you am the kyoot!
Hi Q!!!
since I’m getting the book printed i the US – does that mean I have to send a copy to the library of congress???
Aifinkso. I’ll check into dat. I think you should, anyway!
o.O
I was being silly – but how eggsighting!!
Floofy! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *splort*
Oh noes! Cranky saint is daon!
*collects aaawl teh brayn cells*
*rinses wiff mineral worter*
*arraynjes brayn cells in 3D jigsaw*
*paks them bak in Cranky saint’s hed*
*mayks ‘nudder 3D jigsaw wiff Cranky saint’s hed bones*
*tayps hed bak togevver*
*applies gnu CHRG wiff happyhoppy rabbits awn it*
*leads Cranky saint to splort recubbery room, raps her in floofy blankee wiff bebee seal awn it*
here, has a hawt chocklit and sum chocklit cookies! And sum booooring siuntific papurrs. Gud un-splort medusin!
*blink* *blinkity-blink* Wahoppened? Oooh, cookies!
*gets de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water* oooh – shinee!!!
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – wif shamrocks and rainboes*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Cranky Saint in a floofeh blankitt decomarated with floofeh bunnehs and honneysucklols , in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and
fulltin of Tim Tams an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
ai doan wonni dye
ai jess wanna ride on mai moater-sigh… cul.
Ais sweet on de outside – but feerce on teh insied!!!!
Yoo haz an otter grabatar
!!
oh yesh! I lootra’d dem frum wikimedia
8)
o.O
they are lubbleh and green!!!
ooh – wut sport wud the otters do?!?
Aussir rools footie
Bobsley
Canooing
Dancing
E…
Eggrolling
Futbol
Goggie ball
Hockey
I…
Ice skating
Jiu jitsu
klimbing on rox
L…
I-skating
Jugling
Kuratee
Limboe dansing
M….
Mud-wrestling
Nodding off in class
Oppositional Frisbee
Poker
Q..
Q-Tip jousting
Rowing (wifout a boat akshuylly)
Surfing
Trans-Atlantic shwimming
Underwater ballet
V…
Energetic airo bigs
Footbawl
Gim nasty -cks
Hulla-hooping
I…
*releases a hyooj green blimp into the skies of Cheezland*
*the banner, decorated with bebbeh otters, trailing behind it says:*
Ohai Cheezfrends! You can support the otters in three diffrunt ways!!
Buy the Cookbook for the otters – over 50 wonderful recipes donated by cheezfrends frum round da whirrled!
You donut care about teh helfy stuff? u just want the cakes?? then you can buy the Cakebook for the otters! all unnecessary vegemetablols and toona salads are peeled away – leeving u with the creem of the recipes! The cakes!!
or mebbeh u think books shud be on papurr – an knot onna skreen?? then u can order the printed version!
Reed all about it on ht tp://nennepus.wordpress.com/
*Falls exhaustid inna heep*
*wimpers weeklee…* anywun has a cuppa tee?? an sum chonklits??
* PB weals in teh tee tr0lley nd startz serbign cuppa-tease nd Tim Tams *
* Gibz OCM twu TTz faw hur nawt-sekkund
*
Heer yarr !!
ooh – fankies!
*nibblols onna tim tam – daintly snarfs the rest, leevs half a tim tam for OCM*
ooh – just wut I kneaded!
Y carnt ai sai “t-h-x-PB”?? WP duzzen liek it foar free daiz nao. Fanks!!
thx PB
muss bi yoo
??
Thx PB!
Thx PB!
Thx PB!!!!!!!
STN!
*runz in on wai owt to lonsch – yoinks tee adn TimTam*
bee rite bak, juss off fur a nom!!!
Oh nenne- ai haz been tryin to buy ur book- stoopy werk ‘puter bloks site- will haz to try at home!
Noooooo ooooooooo oooooooooooooo……..
*SPLORT*
*gets de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water* oooh – shinee!!!
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – wif shamrocks and rainboes*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts the littlol catterpiggly in a floofeh blankitt decomarated with floofeh bunnehs and summer flours, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and a basket of chonklit eggs an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Uh … where am I … ah. Chonklit eggs??? *nom nom nom*
And wot be this “Rosinas majikol reubereh eliksir”? I’ve missed a gnu invenshun in cheezland, it seems. Nebbermind. Ai’ll dirnk it. *sip sip sip*
*luks at planning permission applicashun*
*eyelids grow heavy*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Warning! Detecting intense Mi-cutewave radiation emissions!
Please take all appropriate precautions!
You are not a Snicker Doodle!
You are a Ginger Snaps!
@@@@@xelebenty for you!!
A vurry floofy gingur snapps.
I can haz gingersnap plz?
GMTA!
…oar shuld dat bee WMTA…
OHAI widdle oraynj ball-de-fluff. Uhas poyzined meh…*akka-akka…AHKAAAAATHHHHUUUUUUUD
*gets de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water* oooh – shinee!!!
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – wif shamrocks and rainboes*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts the littlol humanslave in a floofeh blankitt decomarated with floofeh bunnehs and summer flours, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and a plate of
ginger snapstim tams an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
*wipes widdle brow…Fanks…I do luv da bunnehs and summer Flawrs…
Swoops in on giant dragon wings.
Now let’s see what I can do for you.
*Send tentacles to deftly retrieve Humanslave’s brain matter from all over the area.*
*Setting slime to antiseptic and regenerative mode.*
*Cleans and restores Humanslave’s brain cells*
*places brain cells in right location in head.*
*Retrieves skull fragments with tentacles.*
*Places fragments in correct places, then sets slime to glue fragments in place.*
*Wraps Humanslave in a nice warm Shoggoth and casts spell to minimize cuteness effect until Humanslave recovers.*
*Gives Humanslave a drink of hot chocolate and a chocolate anteater.*
“There, I hope you feel better now. Here, read the H.P. Lovecraft collection to take the mind off cuteness for a while.”
A dubblol reskue! Yay for nenne and cathulhu!
*giggle…tentakles…Now I has a warm fuzzy feelin…
Gawrsh…I sure misded my chezfriends…so glad to be back…**grupe huug until we all squeezie till da toots come out !!..
*ahem…so anyhoo…i iz eggcited.
Splort Lebel Elebenty!!! Extra CHRGs needed for all! Get ur duckie taype heer!
Ohai luvscatsva, ai can haz elebenty rowls pleez, ai need protekshun from teh splortashusness ov tish teenytinybebbehkitteh!
Flooffee Bloo Mawnsturr
amz ‘Sullee’ frum ‘Mawnsturrz, Eenk’.
Nawtz Cookee Mawnsturr!
Bebbeh Ornjj Kitteh
habz misstayk. Sullee woan’tz eetz
U. Himz maykz U Lol!!
Bebbeh Ornjj Kitteh
habz Jynoarmuss Kewt Fakkturr
Elebbenntee Pluss!!
Sullee’z gawnna needz
ekkstra hewj CHRG
so himz nawtz maykz mess!!!
Jack.
Kyoot kitteh iz tew itteh bitteh fur blankt huggs!
Ornj Kitteh haz teh pinky pinky noze ab blew eyez! ant teh teeny tiny earz >>>> SPLORT!
*gets de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water* oooh – shinee!!!
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – wif shamrocks and rainboes*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts the littlol catslave in a floofeh blankitt decomarated with floofeh bunnehs and summer flours, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and a basket of chonklit eggs an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Swoops in on giant dragon wings.
Now let’s see what I can do for you.
*Send tentacles to deftly retrieve Catslave’s brain matter from all over the area.*
*Setting slime to antiseptic and regenerative mode.*
*Cleans and restores Catslave’s brain cells*
*places brain cells in right location in head.*
*Retrieves skull fragments with tentacles.*
*Places fragments in correct places, then sets slime to glue fragments in place.*
*Wraps Catslave in a nice warm Shoggoth and casts spell to minimize cuteness effect until Catslave recovers.*
*Gives Catslave a drink of hot chocolate and a chocolate anteater.*
“There, I hope you feel better now. Here, read the H.P. Lovecraft collection to take the mind off cuteness for a while.”
hi fibe!
*all tentaclols*
we’re teh dynamic duo tuday!!
of course not! u are a kitten doodle! this means that cookie monster does not nom on u. he just givez u cuddles. is ok.
(also, i give u cuddles too! *tiny adorable kitten squish*)
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
KITTYYYYYYYYYY i wantz cheezzzbugerzzzzz
We have located the smallest partikle of kyoot in the known universe
(Batten down the hatches with HGGs and CHRGwdoi)
Tryed nawt to look but culdn’t halp..it…Now….Ai…..S* P*L*O*R*T!**!!!!
*Flies in on giant dragon wings*
Now let’s see what I can do for you.
*Send tentacles to deftly retrieve Katzi’s brain matter from all over the area.*
*Setting slime to antiseptic and regenerative mode.*
*Cleans and restores Katzi’s brain cells.*
*places brain cells in right location in head.*
*Retrieves skull fragments with tentacles.*
*Places fragments in correct places, then sets slime to glue fragments in place.*
*Wraps Katzi in a nice warm Shoggoth and casts spell to minimize cuteness effect until Katzi recovers.*
*Gives Katzi a drink of hot chocolate and a chocolate anteater.*
“There, I hope you feel better now. Here, read the H.P. Lovecraft collection to take your mind off cuteness for a while.”
awwww! it’s so precious! I want it!
This is quite possibly the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.
How cuteeee
awwwwww
my heart just exploded
wah, what a discusting picture..really..how is a kitten with such a face even alive? that’s where breeders really go to far…and there are really people who think a deformed face is cute?
makes me sick….
megasqueeeeeeeeeeeeeee
boring boring boring and not funny at all xXx oxo
iz a gingersnap! no likee foar cookie munster…..