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sahpriez!
Congratz, Catena!
thx! wii has eh ty!
creep creep
Comgrabyurelayshunz, Catena adn OCM! Wyle yu R awf tu teh tye book eek, ai wyll settzup an boofay wif an frosch froot kompoat (wiff wippycreem awn teh syde), sordid froschlolee baykded moofinz wif wippee buddur, indibublol pays treez fylded wif froot oar cheez (oar bofe), adn bawtumlesz karrafs (nawt tu bih cormfuzzlolled wif jiraffs) uv sordid joosis adn tees. Styll tuu hawt foar teh Goaphurs tu dansdansdans (layzee razzafrazzin rodintz!), soe ai has inlystud teh helpz uv teh Carousing Chameleyuns tu dansdansdans foar yu …
*step’n'step’n'twirl teh tayles … hop’n'glyde’n'jmup inna puddlol*
Oooh! Thx Italiana! Nommy boofay!
*nomnomnom, shlurpshlurp*
Yup! Ai shekondz dat! Fanks Italiana, butt pleez nawt to be dansdansdansin in teh poodlols!!!
Ohai, MMM! *BOOP*
Izzit okae ifz ai dansdansdans WIF teh poodlolz INZ teh puddlolz?
Onomnomnomnomnom
Hee! Ai dinin eben cee kitteh in box at furst! Sneeky kitteh!
Litteh jumpz ohai in 3….2….1!!!
K!!
Ahhh! Wheres u comes from???
Hee hee!
~SPLORT~
Oh nose! Hold on, hcr
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights FlAsHiNg
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in minerell worter
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv kyute drawringz
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads hcr to the splort recovery lounge
*Here’s a lovely hawt choklit tu sip. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K?
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts honeycakerabbit in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Fankuberrymuch, poussinboi an Ozcatmum foar te dubblol resq! Splort resq, teh ozzie way, u is doin it rite!
*sipsipsips teh chocklit*
Kitteh suspekz nuffin
Aifink yu iz rite in dis cayse, MM. Butt (!!) sumtymes dey preetenz lyke dey suspekz nuffin, wen in akshu…..aktual…….dey reely noez ‘zactly wut iz happeningz, an den dey lookz awl suprized wen dey getz pownsed awn, lyke “hay, ware didz YU comz frum?”
C’mowt, c’mowt, wearebber yu izz!
*pounce* Hao u bee tudai, Italiana?
Ohai, OCM! *BOOP*
Ai bee mellllllltiiiing! – S’pozed to hitz 95F heer tudae- nawt an fitt dae owt foar wummin noar kitteh – witch izz wye ai’m teh happee taht ai werkwerkwerk insyde. Ai wented owtsyde an liddlol wylez agone tu waddur teh flowurz owtsied teh off iss fruntdoar, adn ai wuz meltud intu an puddlol bye teh thyme a kaym bakk insyed. Stoopypleh hawt wevver!!
were in florida are you? ai used to live near Tampa, and ai remember melting during noon-time tennis lessons one summer!
SKWEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*splort*
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Ambercat in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Eldritch devices detecting dangerous and unusual radiation.
Oh Me! I can’t believe it! This is:
MI-CUTEWAVE Radiation!
Grone…
I’z gets u dis time!!
Yu canawt exkape!
Ohai booboo blue, iz yu noo?
*eggstenz floofeh paw of frendness*
Oi! When cuteness lebels eggseed elebenty, box-ing iz nawt purrmitted.
I’d pay for video of the ensuing attack!
Sanctum of Souls meow! =^.^=
U ebbur haz teh feelin dat u wuz beeyin wachd?
Liddill Kitteh Sneek
Attakk amz a wurkz ubz Artz
wen dunz correkktlee
Liddill Kitteh shoodz
knoez dayrz surrowndeengz. Playeengz
lyke dis helpz demz lurn
Sneek Attakkz canz cumz
frum enneewayrz. Beeg Bruddurr
Kitteh playz allawng
Jack.
o noe, nawt-sekkund fing inna moarnin!
SPLORT.
*Flies in on giant dragon wings*
Now let’s see what I can do for you.
Send tentacles to deftly retrieve jk2kitteh’s brain matter from all over the area.
Setting slime to antiseptic and regenerative mode.
Cleans and restores jk2kitteh’s brain cells
places brain cells in right location in head.
Retrieves skull fragments with tentacles.
Places fragments in correct places, then sets slime to glue fragments in place.
Wraps jk2kitteh in a nice warm Shoggoth and casts spell to minimize cuteness effect until jk2kitteh recovers.
Gives jk2kitteh a drink of hot chocolate and a chocolate anteater.
“There, I hope you feel better now. Here, read the H.P. Lovecraft collection to take your mind off cuteness for a
while.”
*liffs hed awf shoggoth – wayt, wut?
*
Fankees CH! ai feelz a byt beddur….
wut’s ur fabbrite colour outta spayce?
I don’t think that you could see it. We call it umplium, which I think on your scale counts as X-ray.
Tew kewt kittehs in box attack?
Okay, CHRGwdoi time.
*cues Jaws music for the sneaky kitteh*
yikez….kyoot.kyoot…kyoot lukz jus like mi bonnie kitteh (rip)
titenz chargr, coverz ais… donut luk.
two late
splort!
Oh noe! Someone call the CCC!
*Flies in on giant dragon wings*
Now let’s see what I can do for you.
Send tentacles to deftly retrieve Noodle’s brain matter from all over the area.
Setting slime to antiseptic and regenerative mode.
Cleans and restores Noodle’s brain cells
places brain cells in right location in head.
Retrieves skull fragments with tentacles.
Places fragments in correct places, then sets slime to glue fragments in place.
Wraps Noodle in a nice warm Shoggoth and casts spell to minimize cuteness effect until Noodle recovers.
Gives Noodle a drink of hot chocolate and a chocolate anteater.
“There, I hope you feel better now. Here, read the H.P. Lovecraft collection to take your mind off cuteness for a while.”
fankz cathulu
da slime werkz fine fur mine scull.
ah.. whatza shoggoth?
restz an nap tyme…..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
sorree to derail teh LOL. if you are neer SF or oakland, and are looking for a kitteh or goggie, there is a big adoption shelter adopshun drive this weekend. check out http://www.maddiesadoptathon.org (please to cut and paste)
sorree for teh duplicat entree. ICHC is getting sneekee. I tried to put a link taht would get by moderashuh, and they detectified it anyways!
sorree to derail teh LOL. if you are neer SF or oakland, and are looking for a kitteh or goggie, there is a big adoption shelter adopshun drive this weekend. check out maddiesadoptathon.org (please to cut and paste)
Squeeeeee!!!!!!!
*splort*
Um… ai kinnawt tayk dis much kyoot befoar mah coffee, aifinkso.
ai know how you feel nightshayde
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leed nightshayde to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kitteh until yew feel better
oh, and heer is some cawfee and yer choise of sordid toppings (like wippee kreem or chocolate syrup)
well, that’ll wake him up…
I’s gunna get u!
heheheh >:3 i, ze ninga kitteh, shaow have WEVENGE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! manz i gotz caowt
+10d6 cute damage!
on teh box iss says “orange WAKE UP CALL” hehehe
Looks more like TABBY Wake-up Call to me… lol
kitties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh happy day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!