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Ai no lyke teh kullurfull meelz.
lettuce see wot da kitteh would rlyrlyrly like and den serve it for celebrations?
Albacore toonas
Burger, cheese
Cheese burger
D…
Deelyteful deli meets
Ebry kynd ob fishee
Fansee feesting gushifuds
G…
Gobs ob sushi
Hevvy amownts ob toona, halybutt, adn samon
I kan eet lawts, sew hurry!
J………..
Joocie cheezburgers
Kukkies (ai mayde yu wun, butt (!!) ai eated it.)
Lotsa moar cheezburgers
Meetz, ai eats dem!
Ooops!
N….
Nommablol meetz
Omnomnomablol meetz
Peetsa … wif meetz
Qwyte an lawtsa toona
R …
Roasted chikkin
Sammin (duzzint hasta be cookified)
Toona (nawt shur it haz bin menshunned enuf)
U…
Uncookified chikkin libberz
Veel
Wytefisch
Xtra toona
Yellowfin toona
Zoo kee knee? Pleh! Nawt fur kitteh!
Mmm… dats kwyte a list ob gud stuffs! Fankeez!
maded mii giggle awt lawd. Ai kno tis dere iz lawtz uv meets awn teh menu. Jus sayin.
Deli meets
Elebenty moar cheezeburgers
Finnly slyced sammons
G…
Gushifuds garnishd wiff anchoveez
Hallibut hevvy wiff buddur
Inkredibly taystee isee-creems
J…
Congabeggies, AP!!! Heer comz de kullurfull dansin begtabulls juss foar yu!
*Leadz toe mato, zoo kini, Qcumber, snappees, an red bel pepperz ontu deh staige*
Dans, beggies, dans foar AngelPlume!!
Froot ob teh luum !
Dems nawt neerly as pownse-tempting as teh conga rats.
*relaxifyz adn watchiz teh sho*
Wud u lyke a mint julip whyle u watch? Oh, adn congaratulashuns foar teh tawp spawt!
Ooh, ai hazznt had a mintee joolip in a whyols. Shoor!
*sip-sip* mmm, datz nommy!
Congaratshumayshuns, AP on da nawt-sekkundest ob da nawt-sekkundz!! *dansdansdans*
Fankeez, mkm… we has a foar-way makramay!
*tayks mkm adn niser bai teh paw, adn mary-o bai teh tendrilz*
Lets awl dans-dans-dans tu teh tye booteek tu see whut dey has!
Ooookaaaiii…mebbe DIS tyme stoopie WP nawt eeted mai commint!
Congaratshumayshuns, AP awn yur nawt-sekkundest ob da nawt sekkunds!! *dansdansdans*
*luks up at da dubblol commints*
Hao did ai jus knowz dat wuz gonna happen!
*hedbats teh ebil WP* Tayk dat!
Heeeyyy!! Hoo putted leyema beens in mai bowl…..pleh!!
i am not a begetarium
i yam a naquarium, put fish in mah belleh.
*snert*
Ai wants cheezburger!!
But kitteh, it iz krunchee an full uv vitimins an nootrishun an guud fer u an..an…o neber mynd, heer, haz sum toona
is it out of a can or is it sooshi grade?
mmmmm… magooroo sasheemee! Ai wud eet dat, yeff.
**drools** mmmm, maguro!
I ar a carnivore
where is mah raw beef?
GMTA tk !
Kitteh iz a meeteeter !! Nawt a greenury eeter ! No shrubs, bushes, or weedz pleeze.
I iz not a cow, I eats cheezburgers
Ai lykes mai greenury wunss remoobd.
Feed it tu teh kow, den feed teh kow tu meh. As cheeburger.
Aifinkso dat be suppersuplied ekoNOMics. :LOL:
Only greenz I likes is catnip and your ornamental indoor plantz
I loves the way you squeals when I jumps on demz or chewz on dem
so funneh!
Butt (@!@) teh kittehz eetz teh flawrs an awl hause plants. ?? myne eben tries teh fayke wuns.
ai no liek dis fud – see meh face – pointy enz cummin’ soon.
when is U gonna learn, stoopy pink monkee
Ai gibs yu deh lukk ob ebil froo mai eibrouz!!
Ai wants reel meets, nawt sum funkeh munkeh fud.
U eets it. Ai dayrs u.
I no wants to become a chunky monkey like you, eating also those carbs, I is on a Catkins diet doncha know
That luks lyke wun tuff-talkin tabbee! *feels a liddlol skeered; forks over sum baykun*
how is Uz and how iz Dexter kitteh?
Ohai, 2K! I yam gud! Dexter is grayt. He is a beeg boi nao, a liddlol moar than 2 yeerz old. I luv heem sumthing awful.
Hao ar yoo and yor kittehs?
I is good, and kittehz is gud 2, less fiting and only occasional hissing.
Dexter has become quite a handsome boy!
Thank you for saying so! *preens a bit, lyke a prowd mama* I took some pics of him on vaycayshun about a munth ago. Look on mah profile for teh last few pics I took – teh wun of heem standing looking in teh mirror I wuz pritteh pleezed with.
ooooh! ai like teh pikshur of dexter & teh mirror! he is a verree handsum boi!
mirror mirror on the wall
who is the cutest kitteh
of demz all?
Datz a bery niec pikshur, gremlin! Dexter iz a hansum boikat.
He luuks liek himz got bery lawwwng leggz — he are tall. 
Fankees! That is a pixor begging to be LOL’ed! Plz to do so if you think of a gud capshun!
He is kwite long of body and leg. And those white mitties on the front and the long white sockies on the back sumhao mayk his legs luk even longer, lol!
ROFL!!! Canolli gets this luk when I give him fishee gushi food. he onlee likes the meet-type gushi fud!
did you say Cannoli? I has a hungree
I leaves the gun and takes the cannoli
Nuffin but vejjeez. Kitteh DUZ NAWT WANT.
kitteh shud has had V8?
gakk-pleh!
I not a fan either, but is good wid some woostershire sauce in mah bloodeh mary
Papa finks itz pleh tuu, but hims drinks it.
Sumfin bowt maykin hims tummeh smyol.
“Teh tung sez pleh but teh tummeh goez yay!”
Apparintly der ar tymez wen teh yay trumps teh pleh.
But oanly iffn ur a funkeh munkey. Ai nawt gonna tuch it.
Ai will drink ur shayr, AP. Ai lubs teh stuff — wiffa littlol bit uv lemmin joose innit.
Mah Skimble lurves Bloody Mary Mix (brand naem Mr & Mrs T). He are a silleh boikat.
mmm, dats a gud brand of bloodee mary mix! skimble has gud taste!
sorree to derail teh LOL. if you are neer SF or oakland, and are looking for a kitteh or goggie, there is a big adoption shelter adopshun drive this weekend. check out maddiesadoptathon.org (please to cut and paste)
an now bak tew yer usual hilarity.
gamma – no need to pologize for trying to place a notice that will halp a kitteh or goggie fynd a gud forever home! {{{gamma}}} {{{{kittehs and goggies at this event: may they find lots of gud homes}}}}
NAWT WANTZ!
*strolls in – still carrying the bebbeh otter*
Ohai!
I can has an udder update on teh Cookbook for the otters-fund raiser!!
You can now order a printed version of the book!!
Read more about it on ht tp://nennepus.wordpress.com/
Totall KRAP iff u askee me!
Ai yam goeng tu givz yu teh benny fitt uv teh dowt tihs wun thyme, adn assyoom taht yu miksifyded my bowlol upz wif teh bunneh’z bowlol. Naow goe strayten itz owt bihfoar ai changify mai mynd.
*wunders wat teh bunneh finks of teh toona*
Bunneh finks teh toona izz teh stynkehpoopleh!
yeah, wuts wif teh green fings? toona iz not green.
Neeb is cheezburgers. At leest iffn u goez tu teh king.
Hoald teh pikklols hoald teh lettiss speshul ordurz doan upset us…
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Martoonie, Breezyb**ch, an WetKittehMouse an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, choowy spicy carrit caeks wif creemcheez frosting (has to hab owr veggies!
), iskreem, sparkly party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif Li’l Farmer window box gardens wif seed for tomaters an peppers and catnip, glo-in-teh-dark frizbees, kandee, an colur-it-yorself alien stikkers wif boxes of elebenty-eight alien-colur crayns wif bilded-in sharperner! 
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Ooo! *yoinks big pees ov carrit caek*
I cud lern to liek tihs beggies!
Happitayl burfdai, Martoonie, Breezyb**ch (nawt knoe wy the **, teh beach iz alwais breezy), an WetKittehMouse!
Martoonie, wuzn’t it aobut tihs tiem lasyear yu didded teh Big Walkies in TTI?
Teh Rayse fur Lyf? Yup; it’s taht tym ob yeer agin – Ai’ll be synin up fur mai low-cal wun shortly. Ai’m finkin ob doin 10km tihs yeer..an Ai’ll be shor to post dee tayuls ob awl an ennee TTI laydees hoo is joynin in!
Egg-salad! I lurved teh eesy plej sites taht didded awl teh hard werk (liek translatin USD to EUR). Corse, yu guyz didded teh REEL hard werk.
Iz teh Angsty Wun tryin agin tihs yeer, or duz seh wants to keep her legses in wun peece?
um, *ahem* teh ** letters wuznt “ea,” IT wuz sumfing else.
*not wanted to get teh burfday party losted in moderificayshun land*
Gud fur U! U alweights haz teh nyce partys an gifties. Fankies.
Habbee Furbdai Martoonie
!! Wooo Hoooo !!11!!
Oooo Goodie Bagz
!! * Thx Burfday Fairy !! *
* goze owt tu plant catnip; staze tu wotsh it gro
*
Fangs guys for teh burfday wishes! Ai had a nice day (well, ai had to go to werk, but apart from dat). Ai’m nawt doin teh race fur life dis yeer – ai is mostlee nawt heer and ai cud nawt fit it in (liek ai cud nawt fit in teh TTI cheezmeet – eben tho Ambercat arranged elebenty diffrent dates, ai cud nawt do ENNY of dem
– mai pleh RLS let me show u it). But ai will pay Ambercat munnies to do mai racing for me!!
ifn u maks me bejitaryan by dai,
u runs risk ov me bcumin hoomanitaryan by nite.
Taht is way too apt an skerry!
Snicker!
Iz heltheez, citizhun. Nashun needz helthy kittehz.
I haz sum ting tu show yu awl, butt u mus, i repeeeeet MUST tighten caps and keep tax furms handi, jus in case. Presenting, MamaCats kittens, 2010!
ht tp://www.flickr.com/photos/11958694@N06/
oh my!
no amount of warning is enuff for this!!
*titens purrtektib gear and dives into bed*
They is the kyootest!!
but – you shud post it on the noo lol!! is allready a splortfest – sum moar kyoot cant do any more harm!!
tank u nenne, i haz did dat, i did warnz u!
ooooh, him wooks madz….
In all seriousness, cats are carnivores and cannot be sustained on a vegetarian diet like a dog can. As a Eukanuba ad I once saw said, “Meow1″ might be shorthand for “Meat now!”
Mai goggies dint reelee lyke it wenn Ai wuz vegematerian. Ai wud get teh littlerlol goggie bags at lunsh ons an bring hoam teh Left Overs! Mitee hunter!!!
Nao dey still haz tu weight fur mai left uvers.
hungry kitteh not amused