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Billy pokin’ me! Mama ain’t we supposed to be in car seats? Come hang upside down on the branch with me… just for one night. Nothing can happen if we’re upside down, he says. I not pokin I lookin fo toy I dwopped! I have to go pee pee, oops alwady did! I wanna window seat!
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dont mayk mii kum bak dere!
aiz gunna turn ehroun riyt nauw!
U is wiffin reech, but nawt wiffin aym!
I will STOP this me and turn this ME right around if u kids don’t kwittit!
*has a impressed*
well, are we?
*poke*
*yoinks fingah*
hey! watsch weer yur pokun!
yu abul tu hede tu koolah klimes sune?
lol! cute!
LOL!
Its lolpossumz!!! Dey iz so kyoot in a weerd way…
Poor poor mama lolpossum.
Men are all the same, no matter what species.
*snerk*
Fank CC ai had wun an onlee wun bebbeh. Birthin’ a litter — DO NOT WANT.
U talkin’ bout ur bebbeh otter, Roscoe?
Heez gettin so big.
ooooo……. wp b bak! I wunderz whair it wented….. adn wut it did whyle it wuz goned.
yea, WP out fur qit a lung tym. Kinaskawy.Aiz waz getn skawrd, awmosh paynikkeded, but wen fur noms. Towt bout awl de cheez peeps ebery whur dat cud nawt get wif eech oder. Cud hab ben catastwaffink caous n caturwallin in da stweets
teh weerdpress monster iz indeed strange an unpredictablol. iz a skary feeling.
agweed!
Kidz
yep kids,
kant lib wiff em, but kan live wiffout em.
but iffin u iz talkin bout kittehz, ai donut ebber wanto lib wiffout dem.
dinna make me turn around and hed home!
dinna kno u werrrrr frum scotlanz. du u hab a burrrrr on ur tung?
ai kno u r buttz what am ai?
Mom! noodle sayz i ma buttz!
U kno u arnt, deer. Butt-hedd, mebbe, but nawt a buttz.
MOM!!!
AP say i arnt deer.
iz okai liddel pj, himz buttz iz prbli bigger dan urz.
an angleplume’z buttz iz da biggest ob awl!!
*moonz noodlol adn pjp*
grrr… noodle UR butt is da biggest ob awl.
runaweigh ebberi1.
da sun iz bein eclipded bi a humungus moon.
snerk
Itz nawt beeg — itz jus bery floofee, aifinkso.
an, an, an
ai fink itz gonna splitz in2 2 piecez. itz gotz a crack rite down da middel.
an, an, an,
is all it’s crackt up to b.
And tew fink taht just yesterdaidaidai I wuz slinkin’ awf tew teh NB on a count uv fyremen’s bawls…..@@
Wut, tehy has so menny yu has to count tehm ?
I wud pay munneez tu see dat.
I nawt fink iz legal to pay munneez to see dat. Betterer asking a robik instructor.
sew is ok iffen shee nawt payz fur et?
mawm!!! he’s tuchin me!
Mawm!!! Gamma gimme cooties!
Deez guiz annoyin, eenehbuddee wanna mayk a stuw?
Ai’m nawt tuching yu!
I nawt tuching u, neezer!!!
*makez funny fais*
I fought Possummz was Chokolate
Only deh gud wunz!
heerz anudder qwestin 4 da cween.
?
whad iz da signifigince ob
ai stil haz meny qwestinz sew ai submittz dem 1 atta tyme.
Awl i noez iz dat it b a green smilee fais. I just throw him in ebbery now an den fur fun.
So you don’t eat the non-chocolate ones then…
Don’t make me have to pull this car over.
….
….
….
Oh dear God, why did I just have a flashback to my childhood? Y’know, bein’ the oldest of a trifecta of terror ain’t no picnic, friends and neighbors.
So DID your parents ever pull the car over? My dad did…once. I have never heard a louder quiet in my life. It lasted for several eternities…and then he started the car up again and pulled back onto the road.
My mahm sed my gramma did wunse, wen hur yungur bruvvers wuz fitin in teh bak seet.
Teh funny fing iz dat a man stopped an axked hur ifn hur needid halp. Gramma sed, “Nope. I kin handlol dis awl by myself!”
She dint gib awai enny ub teh kidz? mist hur chans!
tahts wun ob thoze things wen yoo are a kid yoo vow yoo will NEVER EVAR!!!!!1!! say wen yoo hab kids. tehn yoo hab kids an guess wut – yoo starts saying all thoze fings yoo swore yoo wuld nevar say.
my purrsunal favrit iz “becawz i sed so.”
I was the oldest of a trifecta and was rewarded with a trifecta of terror of my own. But I managed to bluff ‘em till at least puberty! I have an abnormally high hearing range (Think dogs, dolphins and bats. Grew up wondering why the silent dog whistle didn’t work right because I could hear the darn thing.) Had my kids believing that I could see through walls, because I could hear whenever they would turn on the tv, even if they kept the sound off. It was handy! Now I’m convincing the grandkids that Grandma knows EVERYTHING that they are doing, even three rooms and two floor away…makes for very peaceful visits…..
Looking at this makes my skin crawl! EEwie!
Ohai, folks!
My dad haddid his surjuree 2day. It wentid grate!
Him iz stayin ovurnite an will prolly go hoam 2morro. I has prawmised him a Fathurs Day dinnur dat’s fulla awsum an win, butt it will moar den likelee has to wate a week oar two aftur Fathurs Day, dependin awn how kwiklee him iz heelin.
Fanks foar awl teh purrayurs an beems!
Taht’s teh wunnerful nooz!!!!! Heer’s hopin hez bak on hims feet an playin wif teh sharp fings agin reel soon!
Teh funnyest fing iz dat him iz sew sillee ennyway dat wii cud nawt tell ifn him wuz still “loopy” aftur teh surjeree!
AI’m glad to hear it, rhsb!!! Ai sends Get-back-awn-ur-feet-wif-a-kwikness BEAMS to dadcat!
NOT SECOND! Not first, but NOT second! WOO!
… Sorry, always wanted to say that.
That was me in the daycare last week.LOL
Wich wun? Teh bebbehs oar teh mama?
Momma Pawssumm habz
lawtza Bebbehz cawnspyreengz
2 maykz Momma nutz!
Nyne Bebbeh Pawssummz
duz lawtza tawlkeengz. 2 mutch
4 Momma 2 heerz!!
Nyne Bebbeh Pawssummz
wantz ebbeefeengz purr~fekkt. Dat’z
nawtz gawnna happenz!!!
Jack.
Ads das iz Y dis liddle possum-mum stopped wif bebbeh numbah Wun. Habbin come frum ah fambly ob 8 kidlets, Aye gnu beddar…
Tink youd bedder do a recount I seez elebbin babies, if you count all de partial bits and peezez.
My faborite possum is George Jones. Wurl’s only singin’ possum!
This is in the cat section???
She should make the play possum…
the=them
Precisely, just think of the possumbilities..
Ai didn no dat teh possums were so lyke teh kittehs: boi kitteh sez we tu will bee jus reslin, but a monf oar so layter….
Mebbee teh mawm shud ahng upside dawn and wigglologlol a bunch, shake awf sum comp lainers.
what is the mom talking about
The night she conceived i reckon.