
What? I’m chilli
mebbe u cud turn up da heat a little?
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What? I’m chilli
mebbe u cud turn up da heat a little?
Picture by: shestartsfires Caption by: Snickerz_1337
A red hawt chilli!
…noooes, i finkso she is wearink… Hot Pink.
congratchillationz!
teh conga rats r awl in lyne tew dansdansdans foar ur tawp spawt!
Thx fur teh congrats – sowwee it tukk soe lawng 2 anser. Ai aer tryin 2 do free fings a twuns gettin reddee fur mai mini hololiday leebin 2morro fur fibe daiz.
Juss poppin in tu sai Havahappeelolidai Annipuss!

Nao ai go tu bed!
Free fings a twuns??? U bee multie tawentedz!Habs a grate holliday anni!!!
Ai seed a Tshert teh uvver dai – it sed “I am multitasking – snarling up several things at once” Dat’s me!
Thx fur awl teh gud wishis! Puddy_tat wull be dere 2 fur sum uv teh tiem.
Has an wunnerfuel thyme!
have a great time, Anni.
hav a gud hollerday, anni. ai wuz in Lincoln wunce y-e-a-r-s ago – but i ‘member it as a lubberly town.
Iz still lubblee an teh peepl dere aer soe frenlee – lief moobs a bit slowur dere dan in Lundun!
u has ufn, anni!
Yesh, wut dey sed! Hav a wunnerful hollydai anni!
O, dahling! Yu lukks teh fabyoolus!
Sumtymz fur juss iznt enuff.
O, ja dahling! Heer… lemme sproosing yu up!
* rummage rummage *
Ah! Ja! A fedder boa! Yu liek?
Fronk! I needs to see u about a emergency hair situation. When can u fit me in to fit me for some emergency hair?
O, ellshebee! Dere yu is, dahling!!!
Nao, lemme habbing a lukk heer… O deer… hu yu has had cutting yur hares? O deer… dis cawls fur drasteek akshun!!!
Kwik! Summedy fetch mai hedge trimmurs!
O thank CC for u, Fronk. I needed a trim last week and my phlonquais was all “I can do it, LCB!”
“I’ve watched Fronk do it dozens of times” he sed
“I have a brand-new Swish Army Knief wif a Flobee attachment” he sed
“What could go rong?” he sed
* slow, sad hedshake *
tut tut tut… ai lieks yur leetle rat, yu nose? but a styleest, hii is nawt! Oar a singeest… O, deer… deed yu heer heem seengeeng yesserdai? Ai had tu lokk heem in teh basemint awl dai!
Yu nose whut? Wii shud had a talint show won dai… O, ja! Eet wud bii teh fabyoolus!
Oh yesh- we haz mucho talent heer- didja heer LCBs song for GPs birfday? Wuz teh awesum!!
O, ja ai deed! Eet wus fabyoolus!!!
We hads talint auditions a year or so ago. Was teh kinda scary, but yeah, there am some talints out there fer shure.
I has a meeting in a few minnits, but mabye we could discuss this while u is doing my pedicure later?
O, ja dahling! Mai belt sandur is bakk frum teh shawp.
That sounds… invigorating.
*airsmoos* Ciao, bello!
* airsmoos * Chao dahling!
Awl ai gotz izza chane sawr.
WARNINK! MAYJUR splort alurt!!!
*YOINKS teh bebeh-midnite-kitteh*
Dere, I purrtected u.
Ai gess eben a bebeh BC hazza cowldness wehn he’z nawt in teh basement!
(Ads lawts of kyoot, tew!)
aww so cute <3
Yesh…adn kyoot!
*SPLORT!!*
Oh noes, nawt agin DK!! Otay, ai gess ai habs tu gibs dis a twy.
*Sweepz up deh braynez, sweep, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinses dems inna sparklolin lemmings waders
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour de braynes bak inna hed
*Tuk, tuk, tuk dem awl bak in deh hed.
*Snuggly snap on deh noo CHRG (wif doi)
*Rap, rap, rap wif duckee tayp wif otter pikshoors.
Hear – yu bedder hab sum ob dis brandee.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, DK. Now I just leedz yu tu de splort recubbery lounj an rap u up in deh floofee cheezpeep map blankee. Heer be sum hawt choklit an a choklit cukkie. Nao, dun luk at de kyoot wifowt yoar protectib goggelz noe morz.
Ai forgotz de furst step!
*hazza disapointed wif hurseff*
Wee–oh–wee–oh–makes wai foar de CCC!!!!!
*clappity clappity happitayl dansdans* Dat wuz an awwsum nawt-sekkund reskue, ‘Niser!
Fankees, MKM!! Ai wuz a wittlol bit flusterd dough….hadz tew ad de nawt sekkund step atz de end!
Daz otay….yu sayveded da bestest fur lastest! *tee hee*
dat wuz a gud reskue Niser!!
bebee kitteh nawt sew shur uv awl dis… peenk.
Oar hao hurz hoomin putted hurz in der. Wif de zipperz awl de wai upz tu hurz noez!
Pore liddlol kitteh!
ohai, ‘Niser!
Ohai DK!!! Didz yu see dat ai reskewed yu up abuv???? Mai furst reskew!!! Wuz de berry eggsiting!!!
nyclee dun ‘Niser!
Yesh, well dun. We can has cayk to silly brayt ur nawtsekkund resQ! It’s in teh breakruum… *sigh*
*rolls in tray wiff Sacher cayk an freshlee mayd Espresso*
Njoy!
Oh, yummies, cayk!!! Fankees HCR!! An ai lubs espresso tu!!!
*nomsipnomsipnomsip*
*hazza contentid*
hoorai, caek!
*nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom!!*
Fankees, BF473!! Reskews R de funz!!!
Yay! Cake in teh brakeroom!
An nao we haz a sekkund reezin to haz caek in teh brakeroom.
Ai haddint seed a old-fashunned caer-troll inna wile. Wuz kinda niec, akshullee.
Ifn that brings cayk, is kinda good, isunt it?
And jest fink of awl teh sayins we wudn’t has wiffowt teh caretrolls! Cheezland wud b sumwhat poorer. Oh teh porosity!
yooo can has a poynt dere!
*nomz awn caek*
dis looks lyke me in winter!
Why do you people insist on tormenting your animals with these ridiculous dress-up for YOUR amusement? They do NOT enjoy this. You should not have animals.
donut feed da trolls!!!
there is cake up thred!
mmmm….caek….
Adn ai jsut wented bai teh Chyneez groshury stoar – soe tehre R Chyneez almond kookkees adn sez-a-mih kandeez azwelz.
*settz owt kookkees adn kandees awn redd playtz, wif goald lynin napkins (servy-yets foar those inz TTI)*
*nomz awn kookeez adn kandeez*
mmm…fankyoo!
mmmmm….donutz!
*nom….nom…..nom*
Kenny Kitty.
South Park, woot!!
U b**turds!
Hay! U trine tew steel mai luuk dere Chilli??!
Jus a tip, caips bee bedder dan parkaz fer us kittehs!
No capes!
Isn’t that my decision? *totally forgets what happened to Thunderhead, Stratogale and Dynaguy*
And Dollar Bill.
*ponders*
If u hanged ur cape up on a wire hanger, would u incur teh wraths of both Edna Mode and Joan Crawford?
Eeeeep!
Dat sownds bery skerree!!!
*hieds unner teh bed*
erm…izz dere roomz stillz unner dat bedd? aifinksew ai hazza skaerd nao..
*whizzpers*
Edna iz da awwsumest!
Cud be ur sidekik, BF!
Do Nawt Want! I has fur already!
chilli-con-kyuteness
Hazzin nuffin to do wif teh lol at
handpaw, ai jus figgered owt dat usin teh current U.S. Prezzident’s last nayme in a poast puts teh poast into moderayshun.Rillee?!! RILLEE???!!!!1!!!
Could this be setting a president…
test Obama
dang…yur riyt! ai wunda effen deyz chekun fur pahliticul trollz?
Dey iz prawbablee yoosta pplz poastin nastee horrible stuff abowt him — but ai lurves him!!!
purrsunlolee, ai nawt liekz him sew mucch, butt ittz nawt liek dere’z annefink ai culd du abowt itt, annewaez…
ssssqqqquuuueeeeeeee!!!!!!
SPLORT!!!
*thud, but wifahappee*
*Flies in on giant dragon wings*
Now let’s see what I can do for you.
Send tentacles to deftly retrieve NAME’s brain matter from all over the area.
Setting slime to antiseptic and regenerative mode.
Cleans and restores NAME’s brain cells
places brain cells in right location in head.
Retrieves skull fragments with tentacles.
Places fragments in correct places, then sets slime to glue fragments in place.
Wraps NAME in a nice warm Shoggoth and casts spell to minimize cuteness effect until he recovers.
Gives drink of hot chocolate and a chocolate anteater.
There I hope you feel better now. Here read the H.P. Lovecraft collection to take the mind off cuteness for a while.
Oh FangQ cathulhu!!! *sips hot chocolate and settles down to reed*
Hay!! doze biiz /mai/ wings!!! wut arre yoo duwink wiff dem?
btw, shuddn’t yoo hab remmooobed teh ‘NAME’ partz adn aktchulolee insurrted teh naem ob teh wun yur res-qink?
*wispurrs to DK*
ohz…
ai diddnawt sii datt urliurr…
I was born with them, and the tentacles etc.
Redo of rescue a little down the page…
wuz a wunnerful reskew!
ohz….
den wut /did/ happened tew mai wingz, ai wundurr…
Um … iz dere a reezin dat u kint eech haz ur own wingz?
Moar den wun uv us haz floofee pawz — moar den wun kin haz teh wingz!
An Taya teh majik kitteh haz floofy paws AN wingz! Tho shee duzznt kom tew plai wif us bery offen anymoar
troo…
ai wundurr waer hurz haz bin laytlee…
Could this be setting a president…
Sorry, see above nightshayde comment.
Heh — I wondered if that had been misplaced.
Awl bundlolleded upz foar hurz bizzit tu teh Sowf Poal tu sea teh pengwins, aifinkso!
Sorry, redo
*Flies in on giant dragon wings*
Now let’s see what I can do for you.
Send tentacles to deftly retrieve Gammacat’s brain matter from all over the area.
Setting slime to antiseptic and regenerative mode.
Cleans and restores Gammacat’s brain cells
places brain cells in right location in head.
Retrieves skull fragments with tentacles.
Places fragments in correct places, then sets slime to glue fragments in place.
Wraps Gammacat in a nice warm Shoggoth and casts spell to minimize cuteness effect until he recovers.
Gives drink of hot chocolate and a chocolate anteater.
There I hope you feel better now. Here read the H.P. Lovecraft collection to take the mind off cuteness for a while.
bery nyce tho slitlee skwelchee reskew cathulhu!
berre impressiff reskue!
Yesh, yesh – peenk is definitely yor cullur! *nods*
Whut neggst? Peenk . . . toenayl polish? Or beddur yet, matching peenk mittins, for awl four pawz!!
And a hawt peenk tayl warmer to go with them!
Sartorial purrfekshun!
testing testing nuttin tu see heres
Otay! Blue agin!
Testing ober, ebberywun gitted gold stars!
yay, goldeded starz!!
oOOOooooo….shineee……
Mt. Mckinley!
42!!!
mt. mckinnley!!?
awl uv teh abuv????
Yes! Ebbry ansir rite! Moar gold stars fir ebbrywun!
yay!
OOooOOooooOOOOoooo….shinee…….adn moar shinee…..
oooo, pritty!
*sticks gold star on forhed, goez kross eyed trine tew look at it*
sum basement kittehs need jakkits cuz iz cowd in deh basement
*nods* An ebreewun knowz, hot peenk iz teh ebilist kolor pawsible!
I think the coat is so hooj just to catch all the splorts