AH! AI looseded a fynger! halpz!

*haets censorship*

Ai iz wun uv doze ‘Merikans dat finks ur country iz doin it rite & owrs iz doin it rong. Aifink sum uv teh nastee politishunz heer (teh wuns dat getz awl fluffee abowt how we iz gonna turn into teh USSR on owr current prezzidentz watch ) wud rillee ravver haz awl teh poor pplz shut up & die so dey duzzint hasta pay fur dem ennymoar. Dey seemz to haz teh mindset dat if ur nawt bornd agin fundamentalist Chrischun dat u deserbs wutebber bad fings happen to u. It mayks meh bery bery BERY angree… an gibs meh a grayt beeg sad sumtiemz.

Uv coarse, deez saem pplz dat want teh guvermint outta ebreefing (except, uv coarse, fur tellin ppl who dey shud be allowed to luv/marry/raize famblees wif) an who duzzint want enny uv dere munniez going to halp teh icky dirty stinky poor pplz iz teh nawt-sekkund wunz to wine an moan if teh guvermint duzzint halp dem wif deyr prawblums wiffamayjurkwikness.

See, Nennepus — ur nawt teh onlee wun dat can haz a politiclol rant!

OMG — using teh US Prezzident’s last name iz teh moderayted fing!!!!
WTF?

Testing: USSR

Ai rited a lawng commint dat iz nao in moderayshun — but ai jus re-reeded it & ai haz no idea why.

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*bloze noze lowdlee into hankee adn grabz anuvver hunneh suite to sukk*

*scampas downfred to get sum ov nenne’s bikkies*

sry I'z layt

Ifn I wusn’t so sensitib to cowld an dark winturs (mah berry high unproductivity an sorta depressed mood in winter tis yeer, let me show u it… *sigh*), I wud b emigrating to ur home country emm…immad…rite nao. {{{Nennepus}}} Don’t let naym cawling bother u. I LUB ur countree. Wus ownly there wunc. Was enuff foar a lifethyme of lub, Ifinkso!

I kin share teh shed wiff krelm an hims kitteh?

* Tahtz no gud !! Hoaps yuu feline betta suun {{MMM}} *

BOOOOOOP!!!
*skampers off to find some more lemming shortbreds – an oreos and rich tee bikkies… and OZ’s gift to mankind… TIM TAMS!!!!*

Ai haz teh coffs, adn teh soar frote adn teh runnee noaz adn teh hedake adn iz awl yu fawlt

“I’m sure no one will boop you little kitty.”

* runzawaywifakwikness *

Too little time and the surface is just damp, too long and the soaked piece falls off. But when you get it just right…

* Himz awlwaiz tinks itz goanna bi treets *