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An pusshin ur lukk2!
Boop! Boop! Boop!!
boops all ‘roun.. my treet!
Pointy enz in 3…2…1…!
BOOOOP!
*skampers into the kitchin to get lemming shortbredds and a fresh pot of tee*
Wel ai waz gonna sai congratz Anni, butt(!) aifinkso mebbeh aisle runawaikwiklee!!
Ok, ok. Let’s try another appraoch – gently shoving? *snerk*
boop!
Leev noes aloan!
*snikr – nao dat wus an inbitashun if I eber saw wun….*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!
Ohai Nennepus! U inna sterrin muud tudai.
Did sumwun chekk teh cukkbukk foar u?
hee hee
Yepp – ai did – JCH4K an Jamamakitty an LCB did – I’m waiting for the munnies to get in and to heer if they get teh correct downloadlink…
after that – It’s opin fo all!
I’ll make a loud announcemint about on elebenty LOLs and onda cryer and the FB-groop
*heer’z mai Q* *ahem*
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM, HE’Z TACHIN’ MEEEEE!!
boop!
boop!
boop!
boop!
*boops nenne on teh noze*
*runs awai wifakwikniss*
huh?
wut??
hooo???
*wisslols inosintlee*
*narrows eyes*
Why are u whissloling so innocentleh??
Hmmmm?
BOOOOOOP!!!
*skampers off to find some more lemming shortbreds – an oreos and rich tee bikkies… and OZ’s gift to mankind… TIM TAMS!!!!*
i gotz wunna doze!!
Boop!!!! Booooop!!
*runsawaiwiffakwikness*
Nawt meh! Ohai Krelm!
OT: ‘lebenty years ago wen I livded in Perf, there wuz a komik in teh Dye lee Nyoozpyppah taht wuz ’bout a bloo heeler dawg onna sheep stashun… whut wuz itz nayme pleez??? iz maykin me crazee!! tanx
Footrot Flats?
YESH!!! tankyoo, tankyoo, tankyoo, tankyoo! *i google.au ‘d*
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{{{{{{{{{{Ozcatmum}}}}}}}}}}
Itz a Border Collie an iz set in NZ, butt(!) ai nyoo wat u ment.
Glad tu halp.
{{{{{Krelm}}}}}
Waz mai fabrit komic stirp foar a lawng tiem. Waz a moobee mayd abowt it tu. Eggsalad. Hadda gud sawng an awl.
Ai tihnk yoo ar rite, OCM !!
ht tp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Footrot_Flats
Itz a komik frum noo zeeland witsh woz popyular heer n tehre !!
* Teh dog’z naim wuz nebber reveeled, altho he haited it
*
iz ‘lebenteebunchez of webzites for it
O, nd btw Krelm,
Doan fink taht OCM nd Ai didnut notiss yuu pikkin awn owr strydint ozzee aksints !!
“Dye lee Nyoozpyppah ” Huhh !! *
*
Ai n juss heer teh cawna pyppah bois cawlin owt!
“Git tu dize piper”
” ‘ow du yuu duu?”
” Itz a gud die, tu die “
I was in hospital and me cobbers got shook when I told ‘em I was goin home tah dye…
yup, yup ‘gitcher dye lee nyooozpyypah’
i buyed wun eberee dye outsyde one ob teh downtown arcades… *’long wit my rissole*
Heer ya go mite!
If u poot Footrot Flats movie intu youtube u kan sea teh hole moobee in pahts. If u wont tu!
thanks, is the moobie abailable on DVD maybee?
Prolly. Yesh. Wel it waz. A fyoo menny yeers awld nao. Ai haz it…. Mebbeh ai cood
it foar u?
*wistoles inocentlee* we can connek throo book ob fayses yes?
Yesh. Ai wil du teh deed asap an let u noe. Hav a mowntin ov marking tunite sew am gonna hav tu sai bi bi.
at your leisure.
Tehre wuz tihs wunnermuss litteh, himz naem ai fergettid. Himz beet up The Dog alla tiem. We nebber hadz teh komik in Seffrika – got tew noe it wehn ai libbed in Londin …
Korse, ai meenz KITTEH knot litteh
I knew taht… (why yur bloo name go no wear?)
Kitteh iz cawld ‘horse’. Him waz beeg an meen.
Cos Mollypuss has to fix it … Mollypuss, please let ur mouse point to Krelm’s bloo name and luk into teh status bar (gray line at the bottom of the window). There you can see the correct link. For u it shud reed:
h ttp://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-mollypuss
Please enter this in WordPress.com (log in/create account wif teh SAME name u be using here) and enter the link in the URL field. That shud fix ur blooness.
**Sigh** Aim teh rijnal Mollysaurus Rex arown pooters. Furva daon Upfi haz splaned hao tu fikx it. *I can see the status bar and how my name should appear, but now dunno where to login/create account OR where to find teh URL field. I daren’t ask for help ‘cos someone will bust me an take away my Cheeseland * *Sigh*
Ohai Mollypuss, the URL field Upfi means is teh Website field when you make a comment.
If you register in ICHC, you get a profile and can leave a little information for people to know about you. You can also send messages to friends and other things. Look up the top of this page to see what to click to login or register.
When you have a profile, follow Upfi’s instructions to put that line (close up the gap on h ttp) so your blue name points to your profile when we click on it.
There’s lots more information at the Cryer. Click on Cweenmj’s blue name in any comment she makes.
Ok, I had to log out to see it,
you need the Join Now button to the left of the Login button
Dear Mollypuss, NOBUDDY here will take away ur cheezland. Effury purrson is welkum here as long as they play nice and u is bery nice. Is no problem to be nawt so diligent wif pjooters. Just ask, and a cheezfrend will come to ur reskew. No worries, really.
Whispurrs: Ai tihnk MP iz torkin bowt peeplol at hur wurk …
oh nose!
wut??
an unbooped nose?
Boop! boopboopboop! Boop!
!! BOOP !!
* runzawaywifakwikness
*
Mista Grumpee noze wot tu du !!
Ohai PB! Iz mista grumpee nose les runnee tudai??
Ohai OCM !! Yez, ai tihnk aim awn teh mend !! Went owt tudai nd felt bettar, thx
!!
Ohai nd thx fer yaw fotts yeztodai, Krelm
!!
my plezhur, tink nufin ob it
Hmm PB, ai finking yu sended yu cowld ober teh see to fronschland adn to mii pursonalee.
Ai haz teh coffs, adn teh soar frote adn teh runnee noaz adn teh hedake adn iz awl yu fawlt
O NOZE !!
* Tahtz no gud !! Hoaps yuu feline betta suun {{MMM}} *
Fanks poussinboi, ai finkz ai will recubber, butt (!) iz no fun wile it larsts.
*bloze noze lowdlee into hankee adn grabz anuvver hunneh suite to sukk*
*scampas downfred to get sum ov nenne’s bikkies*
Yoo’re pushin teh “wite” button faw a nargument !!
After this, they might need to go to Boopa…
Tukk me a wile 2 get dat – but Ai yoose teh nashnul elf serbiss!
is a private health care provider in TTI…
BUPA iz a private health company – most people use the National Health Service which is free hospital treatment, doctors’ visits – we pay something towards cost of medications (with many exceptions), dental treatment and eye tests and spectacles.
thank you for the info… (don’t say “National Health Service” in ‘merika, peeps go all crazy.. yellin’ and hollerin’)
Yep, I’ve seen it on the news – I don’t understand the reason for the anger about the prospect of allowing people to get treatment where the doctor feels your pulse before your bank balance!
someone made the mistake of calling it ‘socialized medicine’ , socialized = socialism… it’s still HUGE boogey man here!
old Joe McCarthy never completely died
harumph – ai, apparentlee lib inda last socialist contree inda wurld (we’re not – we’re social democrats…) – the richest country in the world, voted best to lib in, one of the most ekwal wuns boaf genderwise an economiklee and politiklee, ai meen dads get 10 weeks mandatory paid paternety leev!! – we has low crime-rate, very low infancy deffs, national healthcare (well – except for dental care – go figure…), 13 years skooling for all, low illiteracy – everthing points towards this being a system that akshulleh wurks – and we get called the most appalling things by politicians in countries like the US – politicians who donut understand that if everyone benefits frum society – everyone will be a benefit TO society…
harumph
*gets of soapbox*
sorree – I nose this isn’t the place for this – but I get so ANNOYED!!
boop…
*BOOP*
Is ok, Nennepus. I fink u is abserlutely right. German media be full of prayse for ur country. Ai don’t understand the ‘mericans, either. *shrug*
fanks Upfi!
in America, if you get something for free it’s just ‘wrong’…

*iz jus me an big ole cat*
if you get something free from the Government, it’s ‘communism’
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. ps: clean out the garden shed, I’m gonna go pack
oki!
you mite wanna stay in the guest room in winter though… gets mighty coald – even with the gud ole gulf streem!!
*goes to cleear the shed for Krelm*
BOOP!
Ifn I wusn’t so sensitib to cowld an dark winturs (mah berry high unproductivity an sorta depressed mood in winter tis yeer, let me show u it… *sigh*), I wud b emigrating to ur home country emm…immad…rite nao. {{{Nennepus}}} Don’t let naym cawling bother u. I LUB ur countree. Wus ownly there wunc. Was enuff foar a lifethyme of lub, Ifinkso!
I kin share teh shed wiff krelm an hims kitteh?
{{{{{Nennepus}}}}}
Ai iz wun uv doze ‘Merikans dat finks ur country iz doin it rite & owrs iz doin it rong. Aifink sum uv teh nastee politishunz heer (teh wuns dat getz awl fluffee abowt how we iz gonna turn into teh USSR on owr current prezzidentz watch
) wud rillee ravver haz awl teh poor pplz shut up & die so dey duzzint hasta pay fur dem ennymoar.
Dey seemz to haz teh mindset dat if ur nawt bornd agin fundamentalist Chrischun dat u deserbs wutebber bad fings happen to u. It mayks meh bery bery BERY angree… an gibs meh a grayt beeg sad sumtiemz.
Uv coarse, deez saem pplz dat want teh guvermint outta ebreefing (except, uv coarse, fur tellin ppl who dey shud be allowed to luv/marry/raize famblees wif) an who duzzint want enny uv dere munniez going to halp teh icky dirty stinky poor pplz iz teh nawt-sekkund wunz to wine an moan if teh guvermint duzzint halp dem wif deyr prawblums wiffamayjurkwikness.
See, Nennepus — ur nawt teh onlee wun dat can haz a politiclol rant!
ANOM nightshayde. Ai agreez wif eberyfing you said. I will add dat sum peeps want da gov’t stay outta der lives until it comes tu da oil spill. Den dey say “fix it” “clean it up” “but I don’t want to pay for it”. Iz a conundrum aifinkso.
ai’m a ‘merikin tu an ai is wif yoo ns.
maybee wee neads tu starts teh cheez partee.
U gotz mai bote!!!
They called it ‘the land of the free’
The truth is, in the fifties, political refugees were fleeing from America to Britain!
but it has wun redeeming kwality….
Oreos!!
*goes to raid the cupboard for Oreos…*
Nenne,
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in yor pix, ‘lundon july 2009′ last two pix ‘at beach…swanage’ is taht anni?
nose – ai hassnt met Anni yet!! Butt (!!) I just might this summer!!
and ambercat and martoonie and Ozcatmom and any otter who shoes up for teh yet undecided cheezmeet the last week of july!
ooh ooh ooh, ai mite be ablol tu mayk dat! nawt shur yet, butt (!) aihopes adn hopes adn hopes!
yay!!
Ambercat purrposed afternoon tee wif all the trimmings sumwhere in central lundun!
hazza major jellus…tayk lotsa pix!
well, i hazta go, R/L reers itz ooogly head.
good morn/day/eve to all.
Bai, Krelm !!
afternoon tee sownds amaaaazing! ifn eny detayls ar desydid on in teh lols, cud yu maybee let me noes in a messij? ai cannut play as much as ai wud lyk at teh momint – stoopy RL *grumblol grumblol*
Will do!
ooh – this’ll be ufn!!!
yay, fankoo! *Gizmo hedds bak tu werk wif a happytayl, finkin of teh cheezmeet*
I prefer rich tea biscuits, especially when you dunk it into a nice cup of tea. The trick is to keep it in for just the right time.
Too little time and the surface is just damp, too long and the soaked piece falls off. But when you get it just right…
some still are… *sigh*
BOOOOOOOP!!!
Boop !!
Be careful! Don’t go near it. It could be a:
Boopy Trap!
Har har LOL! Doan wanna get kort in taht. Fullof sharp fings!
moar of a BOOPy trap. BOOP!
Hee, hee !!
BOOP !!
Kitteh haitz it wen tehy sai, “Shut yor ize, Ive gawt a suprize faw yuu” !!
* Himz awlwaiz tinks itz goanna bi treets *
*Puts cat on ground*
“I’m sure no one will boop you little kitty.”
There is going to be a lot of beebooping tpday.
*sigh*
Ai rited a lawng commint dat iz nao in moderayshun — but ai jus re-reeded it & ai haz no idea why.
Ooops. Aifink ai finded it.
Nope. Dat wuzzint it.
Testing: USSR
Obama
OMG — using teh US Prezzident’s last name iz teh moderayted fing!!!!
NC66 ran akross dat reesintly tuu.
Pissd hims awf tuu.
Teh kommint did sho up ebenshully, mebbe urs will tuu.
Mah testing comment wif just teh name iz now heer. Teh uvver comment(s) wented away fureber.
Heh — just re-postified wiffowt teh prezzidentz naem.
*haets censorship*
boop
Evwy tyme I does tat to mi kitteh he sneezez
I press it..and kat bumped some smoke of ears..wtf..
Beep!
AH! AI looseded a fynger! halpz!
lolz