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can’t have myne, tho!
I’ve taken a bedder luk at dat fase. Kitteh, you can has ANYFING yu want!
conga rats, carosue!
lukz lyk yu has sum wiyt wonz dere, kitteh!
boi, dat iz won kyott kitteh!
*tituns CHRG*
lookit teh pinkee nose! an teh littlol white strype on his littol fayce!
argh! mai CHRG kent kuntayn eet!!! teh kyoot iz tu musch….dat swete littul fais….Obc…
SPLORT
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leed catena to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kitteh until yew feel better
uhuhuhuh….wut happund?
teh kyoot was too much!
*hands catena a box of campaign flyers*
well, datz eh kold slap en teh fais!
*kumzbaktulyfwifakwiknuss*
Taht mus b teh fastust reskew awn rekord….wifin teh saem minnit as teh splort. Gud job, Gammacat!
haff uv dem, kitteh.
*splort*
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leed nightshayde to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kitteh until yew feel better
Onoes NS iz don!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wae furr teh CCC!!!
*sweepz up teh shaydee branes an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun wif sliyt hint awf lehmin*
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
pakk kpakk pakk …. aof….gettz een dere!
*fassens wiff dekratib dukkee taep…blak lyk niyt *
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)* SNAP!
*Leeds NS to teh splort recubbery lownj and wraps inna floofy dahk blankie an gibs sum hawt choklit an a dahk choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikshur wiffawt ur weldun gogglez!
Oooh. Dubblol reskyew — ai haz it!
*feelz teh lurve*
Fankies, Cheezfrendz!
*snugglols into sawftee blankee*
*sipsipsips hawt (but nawt too hawt) chokklit*
*nibblols dark chokklit possum*
*purrrrrrs*
5 right and 11benty lefts.
tis teh eater of socks!
Oh, dear! This is unexplorted.
De splort recobery lowng is very crowded!
*delivers more chocolat possums and a box of tax forms*
od dese? Dese is nawyt yurs, butt (*) u can has dem. Dey has plenty uv kitten-spit on dem. Sii hoaw kleen mai fais is?
Hmm…is yer nose dansing? I fink I sees a liddlol boogie.
Deres no cheezburgers in here! Yew LIED to me.. fer whys? ; _ ;
OMCC!! Dat kitteh haz jus waaaay tu much kyoot fur wun littlol boddee!
*titens CHRG(wdoi) adn den reelizez its gawt tinee holez init frum wehn PB wuz nommin on it da udder dai*
SPLORT!
annudda won down!
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wae furr teh CCC!!!
*sweepz up maynez branez an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun wif sliyt hint awf lehmin*
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
pakk pakk pakk
*fassens wiff dekratib dukkee taep *
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leeds MKM to teh splort recubbery lownj and wraps inna floofy flowaree blankie an gibs sum hawt choklit an a choklit rakoon*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikshur wiffawt ur purrtektib gogglez!
*snugglols doan intu da floofy flowaree blankee to sipsipsip da hawt choklit adn nomnomnom on da rakoon*
Oh fankee beri muchly fur dat wunnermus reksque catena!
Aifinkso ai jus taek a littlol na…..zzzzzzzz!
Dis bebbeh needz a warnin awn it aifinkso. Too much kyoot!
Squeee!
SPLORT!
annudda won down!!!!
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wae furr teh CCC!!!
*sweepz up teh mystery branez an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun wif sliyt hint awf lehmin*
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
pakk pakk pakk
*fassens wiff dekratib dukkee taep *
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leeds KT to teh splort recubbery lownj and wraps inna floofy flowaree blankie an gibs sum hawt choklit an a choklit rakoon*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikshur wiffawt ur purrtektib gogglez
Oh noes, wii gotz anovver wun daon! Set up teh Splort Treeahj. Weeoooo weeooo, CCC skreeches arownd cornur
*Jumps owt adn sweeps up braynez, sweepy sweepy sweepy*
*Rinses braynes wif sparkloling razzberrie waturs*
*Paks braynes bak in braynium cabity, paky paky paky*
*Fits hedbones bak in playse, fitty fitty fitty*
*Pullz CHRG w/DOI awntu hed*
*Raps wif zebra stripey duky taep, rap rap rap*
*Tuks wyte tigrrr blankee arown Kemystery Tchr*
Oooo, blankee maches teh duky taep!
*Leeds KT tu Splort Recubbery Lownge*
*Heer, u sit daon adn noms awn hawt choklit adn wyte choklit possum*
*Lookit at tehse planning purrmits till u feel beddur*
Ohai fibe, Catena…dubblol reskew!!
Fanks fir teh dubblol reskew, Catena n Catsablanca! Dubblol iz twist az gud!
*Snugglols intu blankee*
*Noms choklit*
Mmmm
Open the pawd door HAL
2001 A Spayse Odyssee ref, FTW! Ai wuz werking awn a cawmint tu, butt(!) urs iz purrfekt!
fanks Cats but sorry I can’t do that
Daysee, Daysee…giff mii dose sockses du!
*Snerk*
*Dubblol snerk*
Ah sed bawkxers!
Bawkzerz oar breefs?
(inqwyring mynds wants to noe. Oar mebbeh just teh snoopy wunz.)
I see uz iz waring 2 lidl whit sockseses kitteh! Luks lik de onez I lost!
Notz possibly ur sockses! Mine r2 smallz 4 hoomin! See? *wiggle wiggle*
*tightening CHRG* wiggly toeses!
Ai bet teh wiggly toeses haz pinkee pinkee toe padz!
*titens CHRG*
OMCC, u has gawt tu sii tehse Suncoast Animal League pikshurs adn reed teh capshuns!! Iz sooooo funnee!!!! Mynd teh gap!
ht tp://www.facebook.com/notes/suncoast-animal-league/rocky-xiv-rocky-versus-the-retention-pond-kittens/396413979540 Adn rememory, June iz Adopt A Shelter Cat Month!
Ha!! Link to Suncoast Animal League Iz very funneh!
tnx!
juss teh left wuns, kitteh.
awe hek! whu neads sox aniways?
*tris teh gnufangloled fashun uv sandlols wifowt sox*
LOL
Sox teh kat libs up tu hims naim
!!
Cairful kitteh !! Wi donut wont yuu tu taik a tumblol
!!
Thairz no skwirlolz in heer !! Wot yu mene, “Yool doo?”
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
amz soopurb Sawkssez Fyndurr
4 hurz Handsumm Gye!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
mayz fyndz 2 mennee andz keepz
wunz hurz reelee lykez!!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
habz wun payr ubz Sawkssez datz
amz hurz Sleepeengz Bag!!!
Jack.
Ohai Jack adn PB! In teh comic strip Mutts, Mooch teh kitteh has himz faborite pinkee sok, adn wehn himz plaes wif it adn hugs it, himz singz “littlol pink sock, littlol pink sok.”
Hoo rimembars Larf Inn wit Goldy Haurn ?? “Sok it tu mi, sok it tu mi !!”
*raysis hand*
o.O. No luk fynding Goldy nd teh Judi Carne wun wuz tuuuuu lawng !!
Tehn yuu prolly member tihs guy :
Did y noe taht Judy Carne wuz marreed tu Burt Reynolds??? Hiz nawt-sekond wyfe!
Mii, mii, mii, ai do (rimenbars, taht iz).
Donut rimembar wear ai put mai glarses tho!
awwwww! too TOO kyoot! lookee teh big eyez an teh pinkee noze an teh itty bitty wite wiskurrs! an teh wite pawses! an–
*seez dat dere is no seetz left in teh recuvveri room*
*grabz neerest bag an hidez head wifakwikness*
*whew* dat wuz klose…
yesh, the whiskerz…….oh, my…
Floofy sock makes excellent CHRGwdoi in a pinch
(hugs kitteh)
Ohai! Hao iz eberybuddy in cheezelan…EEEK! Dat fais! Dose eyez! Da stripez!
**Splort**
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype (qwak)*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype (hawnk!)*
*leed jeanniemouse to recubery lownge*
Now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
Snuggle unner this blankee and read tax forms ’til the splortiness passes….
Oh, Noes! Jeeneemowss amz daown!!!
Fyndz ‘Braynee~Ak~Vakk’
andz cleenz up awwwll t3h mess. Den
rinssez Gray Matturr
andz putz bakk wayr itz
beelawngz. Buddirr~Fly Band~Aydz
maykz itz awll Prittee!
Pullz CHRG
daown tyte. U wawntz Bunjee Coardz
oarz sturdee Dukkt Taypp?
Rapz Bunjee Coardz snuggz
andz den addz lawtza Dukkt Tayp
2 maykz it bettah!!
Habz Red Zeengurr oarz
Iee Bryte Tee. Awllso habz lawtz
Froazinn Millkee ~Wayz
Andz Ieess Bawkz ‘Roll~O’z
andz M&Mz. rappz Flooffee
Blankitt wiff Dukkeez
‘rowndz Jeeneemowss 2
keeepz hurz wawrm wyle cawlleengz
Dawkturr TyneeCat!!
Jack.
A widdle wate but ThankQ boff for de dubble resku! (And de pome too, Jack!)
fun aside for this. voice of experience here. your laundry machines are the most dangerous machines in your house for cats. you never forget it.
I always check before turning it on, even if I’ve been standing there. I’m so sorry for your loss.