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Dere cawld roger!
Oar rodderikk!
Conga Cane Todez tu yuu, OCM
!!
Thx, PB! Ai nawt liek cane todez much. Wood preefurr a froggee plzthx.
*sends in troupe of Dancing Kermits*
They do their best to celebrate for Ozcatmum but…well…
*whispers*: they’re a little awkward, because, well…you know…a little… green.
* PB bringz in a hyuuge numba ob choklit frawgz
*
ht tp://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/423858710_f0fbb25097.jpg
Halp yorselbz * bifor ai eet tehm awl
*
Yum! Thx PB!
(alreddi sed tihs twies. Stoopy WP!!)
Ooh! Fangyu! Awlmoats laik teh Majiklol Jumpifyeng Frawgs uv Hairy Poddur! Gawts tu eet tehm bihfoar tehy hopz awae!
*hawps afftur eggskaypeng chonklit frawg*
*boing … boing … boing*
Um… Wat? Congrats OCM…Aifink!
Montee Pithen ref?
Ai dunno – mai huzbing wudn’t let me watsh MP, soe Ai ownlee noe odd bits dat hab been showed az clips.
Ai dunno wye – Aifink him thort it wuz rood!
Wel it prolly waz!
Nobunny stopt meh tho. Mai bois lubb MP an wotcht sins dey wer 8-10. Funnee an clebber, speshlee teh moobees.
Lief ov Brine? Relees roger?
O nebber mynd.
It goze awn tu sai rwelees wodewikk, wodnee, etc, etc, awl tu mayk fun ov teh emprerz speetch impi..emped..rong fings.
dis hoel moobie is jes marbellus… but dis prollims wif hims speech bees one of da bestist fings inna moobie. da seene were him is tawkin 2 brian is jes hill-ari-us…
Welees wojer
Wodger Tatt !!
Comgrabyurelayshunz, OCM! Yu iz leedin teh brayd!
Itz awlreddee tuu hawt heer inz teh VHF (Verree Hawt Flolrida) tu getz teh goaphurz tu dansdansdans (tehy kneadz an gud hoofin’, aifinkso … teh layzee roadintz!) … butt(!!) ai has brot sum yummee almond raysin bredd frosch frum teh Chyneez grosurry stoar, alawng wif wippee buddur adn plumm jamm, adn teh tee trallee haz teh tee adn kawfee, adn awl sordid joosis.
Othx, Italiana! *Sleks pienapplol joos an wun pees ov raysin bred*
tudae, wen ai lef fur wurk trip (eerlee), ai has 36 degrees (EFF, not SEA)
las weke end, wii had hawt hawt hawt adn huemud.
ouch… that is cold… butt – it’s been snowing up inda fra north here… They say it’s gonna be a cold summer cos of the norf atlantic ossilashun and the start of la nina…
Snoweng! Haow ai wischify itz wud snaow heer (fatt chanse uv taht, afinkso!)! Tudae itz spozed to reech a mizzerablol 92F, wiff hoomidditee tu matsch. Fank CC ai izz inz teh ayr kundisheneng awl dae.
Let dem go free!
Dems nawt teh polliwogs ur lukkin for.
fulll speed ahead!!
well will nevah , nevah surrendah!
nawt nevah ??
nevah, evah give up.
Eggsept smoakin!
yup!
That makes me ponder (!)
…what other bad habitz should kittehs give up? hmmm
Accosting teh stoopy goggie
Barfing in shoes
Catching mice and bringing them INSIDE argh
D…
Dansdansdansin on teh bed at free am
Envytin frenz in (at free am)
Frytnin tehre hoomanz bai jumpin on teh bed (at free am)
G….
Gallupin up an doun teh starez
Hawkin up
Inturfeerin wiv nittin
J…
Jumpen awp awn hyoomunz wif pointee endz eggstendud
Kleverlee hidun shineez weer dey kent bii found
Leavun hairbalz awn teh dinun rume charez tu bii diskuvahad at necks dinnah pahtee
M….
Goen nutzoid adn runnen aroun lyk eh cat outaa teh baisment
Hassen tu manee noms tu fast adn puekun dem awp
Ies skatun ecros teh washd flore
J…
Jugglink of teh fireplaice orniments
Katching teh canaries
Licking mai brakefast
Munching mai noms
N…
Nudging hoomins at free am
Ovurweight, nomming to bekome
Pointing pointee ends at hoomin
Quizzically lukking at nekkid hoomin
R…
runrunrunning up and down the hall – at free AM
scratchifying the furniture
taking shiny things that don’t belong to kitteh
U…
Upchukken weer hyoomunz ar abawt tu stepp
Viggarushlee skwirmun wen itz tyem fur meds oar klaw klippun
Wining awl ours awf teh niyt
X…
X-sitedly bownsin on hyoomanz at free am
Yowlin fur gushifuds at free am
Zzzzzzzing on hyooman wen iz tiem to get up!
adn zzzzing awn hyoomunz wile carrion eggses wait.
lyk mai 14-pound Lincoln kitteh.
hu lyks tu slepe awn mai tummee.
Ai can’t gib up smoakin – Ai stopt obernite 20 yeerz ago!
snerk. but good fur you!
Ai stopt obernite 26 yeerz ago!
U and Annipuss be two strong-willed wimmin! Ai is in awe!
Mai sista stawpd afta 40 yerez! Finalee!!!
U a strawng-willed wimmin tu?
Ai nawt kan giv up chonklit az eezy.
Harrumph !! Juss fer taht, OCM ….
* PB paks up elebenty cartonz ob freddo frawgz nd senz tehm tu OCM’z playc !! STN !!
*
Mi tuu, butt (!) ai will neveh gibs up teh chokklit!!!
*Addz a-dress to PB’s mayling list fur teh delibry ov chokklit frawgs*
Pls send bai eggs-press ayr-mayle!
Choklit cud bi teh gud foar yoar cawld, mmm !!
* paks up elebenty moar cartons ob choklit freddoze nd sendz tehm to untied nayshenz hedcworterz markt MMM !! *
*nok nok awn OCM’s dor* *openz dor* O mai!! Elebenty cartins ob chonklit froggees!! Muss be Lolmass!!
Ai can haz a ayr male tu plzthx?
*intasepz delibry van dribing into yunited nashuns, yoinks parsel markt MMM*
Hmmm, tihs muss be foar me, wunder wot it can be!
*nomnomnoms teh frawgs*
o mai, ai’z feelin bedderer awlredee! Fanks PB, yu shur noes hao to mayk a gurl feel gud
yay!
nawt noe wae, nawt noe haow!
Nevah give in, Nevahgive in, Nevah; Nevah; Nevah; Nevah- in nothing, great or small, large or petty – never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. and yr wife.
Cuz teh Kraken izz awlreddee looos!
What Kraken?
*Burp*
DAT Kraken!
*crawls away wif a kwikness*
himz gunna bii reallee Pee Od wen hii kumz bak awp.
let teh inbaishen beginn !!
but but but.. they hasn’t got feets yet!!
“It’s not easy, being green….”
It’s very easy being green.
Especially if you’re huge and have tentacles…
… adn yu eet Krakenz foar brekky fist.
kermee awlsoe sez “tiymz ufn wen yur hassun fliez”
*snerk*
Remember time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
I can round them up.
So that they can be my:
Toadies!
Dat’s toadily horriblol!
Just think, if I need anything, I can just tell them to:
Hop to it!
adn wen dey dont, sae “ai toad yu tu du dat!”
Right now, I could ask their opinions on things, I could hold a:
Tad-Poll!
Taht waz a tad terribLOL.
GMTA!
I’ll have to check if they’ve got an electrical current. They could have a:
Tadpolarity…
noe elektrikul kurrent. dey mus finez dere wae bai teh…
TadPole Star!
At lees wiv noe current nobudee kan be elektrocyoo tad.
But they would have to get above the water. So they need to climb a:
tad-POLE!
den dey bii soe happee, dey du teh…
Tad Pole dans dans dans!
At a young age should they tad-Pole dancing?
Shouldn’t they dance the Mazurka or Chodzony?
oar bellay….afta awl, dey has dere toed shuz!
Butt(!!) ifz tehy tellz awn wun anuzzer, tehy wuud bih taddle tayles!
They could sit on toadstools…
Wellz, att leest dey’re sayfe frum gettink taeken sew datt peepz can has Frog legz at sum res…ris…fud-nomming playse…
dat wuz eh tad bad!
*facepaw. Dis is tu much funneh for meh….off tu werk nao!
Bai! *waivs*
Dey’re orl mai chilrun!
*nods* Froggie went a courtin’ ♪
and gets nommed…
♪♪Hmmm-mmm!♪♪
awn teh teevee en teh aftanune
Heer yee! Heer yee!
It’s here! the cookbook!!
Reed all about it heer:
ht tp://nennepus.wordpress.com/2010/06/09/cookbook-for-the-otters/
Ooo nyce !! Lots ob sordid ressipeez ( nd roste otter iz nawt wun) !!
* Tinks abowt “Potatoe and toona salad” !! Droolz !! *
“It’s a cookbook! A COOKBOOK!!”
Sneekin in teh Damon Knight ref among teh Lovekrafts, eh?
shuld ai ad “soylent green is peeplol!”
Waaaah Ai doan’t hab a paypal akkownt!
dey is teh free sew yoo cans sine up fur wun iffen yoo wunt.
Ai dunno – mai huzbing wudn’t let me watsh MP, soe Ai ownlee noe odd bits dat hab been showed az clips.
Oh noes, de Tadpoles! Mmgrgll grgll grgll!
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!!!
omg I luv tat! The tode iz Generel Wartz!
“ITS A TRAP!”
O noez.
IT DE HYPNOTOADZ.
RUN FUR UR LI-ALL GLOREH TO TEH HYPNOTOAD!