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Gimme gimme naow!
conga ratz, anni – top o’ deh heep, agin. Flyin’ fingees!!
Thx dharma99 Ai wunderd iffn Ai’d get in at awl – Mai PC iz habbin wun uv doez daiz!
Heers a pizza teh akshun
!!
Congratz Anni awn leeding teh macrami !!
Thx PB! Aer u ober ur cawld yet?
Yez, thx Anni !! Tuuk a hole weke
!! * tahts wot tehy sai .. *
!!
Hoaps yu haz a gud loliday in linken
Thx fur teh gud wishis! I’ll be around for a while in the morning – don’t have to leave here till after 11.00. I won’t hab innerchoobs dere tho.
and dere’s anchooviees!!
one word……………ewwww
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sry, bad flash-back to delivering for Pizza Hut
Ewwww
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sry. bad flash-back tu eeting frum Pizza Hut.
ohai, mai cween!!
*bowz, offurrz chokklitz adn pizzza (butt (!) wiffowt teh anchoveeez)*
adn hao iz yur cweenleenesseseses tudai?
Mmmmmmm. (kan knot hep et, ai iz hongree an wood eet dat Pizza Hut shtuff). Hello, mai cween! House ur mageestee dis eberning?
I haddid teh cheezy bred-stikks frum dere teh uthur day.
Dey wuz teh yum.
ai’z awlwaez wundurred wut doze taysted liek…
The decapodians ate them all!
Mmmm… anchooviees. *drool*
ai agree!
*drool*
Kwik, ai need munies!
* Hans Cattails a hunnerd dollar bill !! *
!!
Taht shud bi enuff
oooh, fankies!
*pays 4 pizza ‘n buys a round uf drinks fur all teh cheezpeeps*
U fink 4 pizzas be enuff? Cattails has a ponder as she heads hoam frum werk. Bettr order sum moar, aifinkso.
* PB goze to bank manadger nd moor gidjez hows faw 99 munneze *
Iz Otay !! Ai can bai anubber forr pezas
!!
* Saiv teh boksis plzthx; aisle bi slepen under tehm tunite
*
pizzzzazas?
*om nomnomnomnomNOMNOMNOMNOMnomnom!*
teh flat nomz boks iz heer
!!
bring som monnies
.
or you take’im high………and ahl take’im low.
Invisiblol stepstool — kitteh haz it.
izzit redee? izzit? izzit? ai can has?
hover cat at hoem
*skampers in, yelling froo a loud speeker…*
8)
Heer yee! Heer yee!
It’s here! the cookbook!!
Reed all about it heer:
ht tp://nennepus.wordpress.com/2010/06/09/cookbook-for-the-otters/
this is the opportoonatea offa lifetime!! wanna know Annipuss’ sekrit cake ressipea? its in dear… Miniminmum fabrite chikkin recipea? yup – is dear two!!!
Lubsoringewuns perogies!! all in dear!!
Jamakittys menny saucis! oh yesh, yesh, yesh!! Even teh guiniss piggehs recipea for pork shops!!
So go get it!! all (well – except for the 69 cents of each purchase that paypal grabs…
) the munnies goes to the otters in the sanctuary in Devon!!
Wut are u waiting for!!
8)
GP deed an resipee fro pork shops????
dats jist rong…….but prolly beri nommy….ai lubs pork shops…
*drool*
*goes tu luk et kuke buke*
*wispurrs*
Itz ok, willy boy. GP iz a ginnee-piggeh — nawt an actual piggeh.
Nao, if him wuz to purrvide a cuy recipe, ai wud be highly disturbed.
ironic – isn’t it!
8)
and it is a gud wun too – it has been tested here in the test kitchin inda almost – but not kwite – far north!
ooh! ai’z gowink tew bii nommink dat IRL inn a feyoo minnitz!
OOOoooooooo……..
**grabz nowns mint and runz off tu deh Cryerz press room*
*fixifyz majik linkee*
Annipuss has a sekrit cake ressipea?
a ressipea for sekrit caek?
i don’t think i’ve ever had sekrit caek…
i guess if it’s a sekrit, i woodn’t have seen it…
Awl mumz hied tehir caiks frum smawl boyz ..
unfoarchunatleee…
awltho, mai (adawpted) mum iz nawt gud att baykink…sew mebbeh wuz a gud fink datt dey wuz hidden…
maybee teh seekrit is dat et has fings hiddun insyd?
Mommeh I wants at least 2 slices
Wooo! Leeping Kat-garroo!
Ohai awl.
*flops daon at da edge ub da groop*
Hao is yew awl todai? I be hoaping dat yawl be hasing a bettur dai dan me! I borked da tyres on mai car
ooh – dat hurtz – all 4??
Oh pore Mitts hoep u can get dem filst fur nawt 2 mennee munneez.
Ai borked 2 ub dem….wif one pot hoal
teh hoal be hyding unner a pudl an BAM 2 flat tyres. Iz nao had 6 gnu tires in under 2 yeers! I jes be fankful dat
1 – nobuddy was hurtified (no udder cars involved er anyfing)
2 – de weels nawt be damijed
3 – lots of hoomans caim by askeeng if I needed halp. It wuz raining an it wuz bery nyse ub awl da peeps to be stopping to check awn me in da rayn! Iz finking uf baking some noms for da peeps hoo asked if I needed halps – two uf da guys could pass for firemenz
Oooh – ai did dat to wun tyre menny yeerz ago. Wuz a grayte beeg pothole hidden by teh puddlol uv raynwaddurz. Mah car wuz nawt teh onlee viktim.
Meetin kyoot menz & baykin fur dem sownds liek a purrtee happitayl ending!
Yez, NS maibe ai suld fin a pot hoalz an meets sum kyoot menz…..gud ideology. Menows ai neadz da dwivin mishine kawled da kar. No nead dwibe lisencsey kas dis bee un a spishulness mishun wifaqwiknessaigo.
Ai iz gwad ewe waz knot hurted! Dem demonic wholez inna roadz in treakerous!
{{{{{Mitts}}}}}
Ai iz teh sry to heer ur hazzin a bad day. Remember tho — itz better to bork teh tyres on ur car den it wud be to bork ur own parts. Yesh, it mite be costly to fixify — but wen itz fixed it shud be fixed.
*hoaps dat halped*
Hehehe – Iz ackshully going to see dr. tinycat tumarrow! Nuffing conserning tho…just a roo-teen check up! Dr. Tinycat beddur nawt find anyfing borked awn me!!! Two borked tyres is enuf! (maybie I shood have used mai own spare tyre to fix wun of mai borked tyres
)
Ai haz wun u cud hab 2! Ai’b bean tryin 2 looz it fur yeerz!
ai unfoarchunatelee, haz (moastlee) wun datt ai culd doanayte…
I still haz sum eggstra fluff BUTT (!!!) nawt neerly as much as I had at da start ub dis yeer! I haz losted just ober 30 pownds so far!!!
Awl da runrunrunning haz halped a bunch!
How goes teh run-run-running?
it be going priddy well aifink. I did a “short” run dis past weekweekweekend uf abowts 8 mylols or so. Finking of doing mebbe 11-12 mylols dis weekweekweekweekend if da wether be nyse
8 mylols = shortt?
O_O’
Hehehe – I onlee sez it be short becuz it nawt be as lawng as mai lawngest run (10 mylols). I doez sevril rilly short runs dureeng da weekweekweek (3-5 mylols each run). Still finking ‘bowt doing a half-marython dis Novemburrrrr. I haz nevur dun a offishul rayse lawnger dan a 5K (just ober 3 mylols)!
amayzink jumpz: ai has dem!
awlsew: pizzza izz amayzink! *nomnomnomnomnomNOMNOMNOMnomnomnomnom* *crunchez awn crustz* mmmmmm….yummeh…
wut flavur iz teh pizzza? izzit baycon cheezburger-flavured pizzza???
Peetsay haz awn it.
Anchovees
Baykuns
Cheez
D…
iz Du Joor
Ebbureefink (eggseppt veggemablolz…)
Fissheez?
Gusheefuds!!
H…
Dill pickles
Eggs sunny side up
Froots
Gorgonzola
H…
Ham
Itsy-bitsy peeces uv basil
Jalapeños (teh pikkloled, nawt-as-spicee wunz)
K…
Hawt sawsige
Ice cweem (tu countre de sawsage)
Juicee matos
Katnip, de gud kynds
L….
Leekz
Mani manni magic mushroonz
nice red radishez
…….
Oliffes – blak wuns
Proshooto cheez
Qwite alot moar cheez
R…
Proshooto hams nawt cheez!
iz okai….hamz adn cheez arre awl kwiet gud!
Rownd peeproniz
Sawsij frum Italia
Tuna’z (it iz teh kitteh’z peetsay aftur awl )
U…
Unuzushully larj amowntz ob cheez
Veri thinnlee slyced sammon
Whyte shroomz
X…
Xtra mater soss for to sopping up teh xtra cheez
Yummy bits uv baykun
Zabaglione, uv corse!
Ta-daa!!!
*BELCH*
‘Scuse, plz!
The catnip was stronger than kitty thought…
mebbeh kitteh gotttededed nipped bai sumpfink awn hims tayull, maekink hims jummpp upp dat ohai…
ai fink dat ar bengal kitteh…dey lubs jumpin!
williboi kin jumps neerly seben feat strate upp an smashe da pore burdies intu da cide ob burdfeedur….
nao ai needs an laddur to refil feedur…..
peetsa kitteh haz longcatz shadoe
a friend hadz a Bengal kitteh himz climbed high up a pine tree and den could not come down, pooh fing wuz stuck dere fur dayz
LOL!!!
wellz, jusst az lawng (ha…unintenshunul pun!) az himz has Longcat shadoe, rathurr den tacgnoL wun!!!!
it was the best, Midge’s homegrown
Ooh, dat remynz me..
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I has teh FRESH ‘nip, fanks to a frend of mien.
We can has a nu nip plant but we nedez tu figgur owt sum wai tu purtek it so it can groze b4it getz lubbed tu def. Sum kined ub caje it can groze up and fru but nawt getz kild awl da waiz dwon. Sumbuddy noze abwot dis?
Chikkin wyre?
booby traps? moshun activated sprinklolers?
sorry, but everee time I try to keep mai kittehs awai from something, they run circlols around me!
Inviziblol Step-Laddur!
to heaven?
Nope, jest to teh peep-hoal.
Yogi kitteh is a jumper, himz likes to jump from the mantle to deh top
of da book case, himz sits dere, surveying himz kingdom, licking himz pawz
Bofe of my girleez iz teh gud jumpurs.
Wen Sarah playz wif hur fingee-awn-a-stik, hur gets sum SEE-REE-YUSS ayre!
Dini iz gud jumpur, too. Hur mayks it luuk gud wif berry liddlol effurt.
Tu fynd Kenny?
Who is Kenny?
ai’z bin wundrink….
hoo iz himz, adn wai duz dey watnz tew fynd himz?
Dey wanted to fynd himz beecuz himz hadda tikkit dat wuld winz lawts adn lawts of candee-noms fur da boiz.
Kenny iz wun ob da boiz on South Park. Kenny used tu get killdified in ebbery eppysode (in sum weird adn funnee wayz). One tyme da udder free boiz tryed tu build a ladder to hebben to get Kenny. Nao ya noez!
fanks MCM, ICHC is berry educashunal
Allmos az gud as PeeBeeEss..adn waaay funnee-ier tu!
Ai can haz beems sended tu Wiskonsin foar mai sistur? Hur hadded teh surjeree foar teh Kansur last nite.
I mayk a deel wif yoo, WRr.
I send beems to ur sistur ifn yoo send beems to my dad, who has teh surjeree 2morro.
Shayk awn it?
Ai nawt finkso Ur dadcat liek tu be shaeked before teh surjeree. But izza deel. Mai sistur NAWT want tu be tuched atall rite naow.
{{{WRr, sistur an famblee}}}
{{{{rhsb an Dad, nawt tu tite}}}}
{{rhsb and Dad and fambily}}
{{{{{WRr adn fambilee, rhsb adn fambilee}}}}}
ai can has reelee lawng armz, aifinksew!
{{{West River rat adn sister}}}
{{{rhsb adn daddeh}}}
Beams to Ur sis, pawz crossed fur herz recovery!
if you would like to share more we iz here!
Ohh,,,, WRR. Ai em beeming az wee speek. An ai iz onlee in Minnie soda, so de beems dunt hab de far tu goez.
{{{{West Riber Rat an sistur}}}}
{{{{WRr and sister}}}} {{{{redd and her daddeh}}}}
Moar beems awn teh wai…
{{{{Wrr’s sister and Wrr}}}} {{{{redd dadcat and redd and her mahm}}}}
**beem beem beem to WRr’s sister**
**pointee ends to ebil canser**
{{WRr and family}}
Mai dottur just moob tu wiksoncin. she bringz sum cheez tu yur sistur? Dat hlep hur getz beddur sune.
Grabbity-deefie-ing kitteh iz de lebitayting!!!!!
*Hazza impwessed wif de hite himz gotz awn dat leep. 9.5?? 9.7?? Mebbe eeben…….a perfek ten??
hmmm…deependz awn wetthur himz cann stikk teh landink, aifinksew!
Oh yesh, yu R rite, DK. Wif dat mush hite, himz mite looz himz balolance. De landink iz de mose impore tant partz!!
yupp…teh landink izz teh ‘maek oar braek’ poynt–liturulee, aifinksew!
hoepz kitteh nawt braek anne boenz awn teh landink…
Kitteh gets a purrfect 10, himz purty graceful
ai’z nawt shur, tho…mebbeh graesfulol, butt (!) himz nawt ashoored ob himz landink…
Frenz, wanna haz teh inegg-spensib fun wif ur kittehs?
Wun word —> bubblols.
* Putz Mr Bubblol inna hawt tub at teh NB *
U coming?
Hay, if ur dere, den so am I!
ooohz..bublolz?
*luks at shadoe* tis kitteh be inspirited by longcat! o.o
bettur Longcat den tacgnoL!
Strypee Kitteh smellz
Flatz Nom Nom Bawkz lawng b4
hurz Prittee Wun canz!
Strypee Kitteh leepz
upz 2 seez Flatz Nom Nom Bawkz
Deelibburree Gye!!
Strypee Kitteh lubz
Aromafaytrapee dat
Flatz Nom Nom Bawkz habz!!!
Strypee Kitteh sez:
“Mawm! Mawm! Flatz Nom Nom Bawkz amz
heer!”….”Needz Munneez!”
Strypee Kitteh smellz
summfeeng cloass 2 CatzNip. Musst
beez wutz cawlldz ‘Unyunnz’!!
Strypee Kitteh waytz
4 Flatz Nom Nom Bawkz oapenz
andz breevz in deeplee!!
Flatz Nom Nom Bawkz still
habz lawtza wawrm 4 well urrndz
Afturr Nom Nom Napz!!!
Jack.
nawt tew menshun teh gud odurz lefft obbar inn flattt nomnom bawkz!
*klappee klappee wiff skaelee pawz* gud wun!
Long-cat shadow is loong
Duz sumwun wanna borry 2 floofy kittehs foar a cuppla dayz?
Mien iz drivin me crazy rite now.
**pullz owt hares**
{{rhsb}} wat are teh skamps doin?
Yu gon tu fro out da hares buny wif de baf wader kittehs? Ai herd dat saing sommewheres.
gud eyedeer! distraktify dems wif teh bunnehs!
longshadow is looooooooooong
Ai helps u, kitteh
dats ma kitteh!!!
Anyone notice that his/her shadow depicts longcat?
it was the funnyest picter i’ve ever seen.
p.s do you what to be my freind.
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cool pic! lol