
Twinkle twinkle little… star howz I wonder… how you taste
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Twinkle twinkle little… star howz I wonder… how you taste
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Mix13579
moo-kitteh will jump over the star!
of cows he will. and teh dish will run way with da spoon.
Congarats gammacat!!
*Finks ob hay diddlol diddlol pome in hurz littlol hed*
Hey didlol didlol, teh kitteh in teh fiddlol – congrats GC! Wot wud u lyke foat sillybrashuns? We culd do a “moon walk” *shufflol, shufflol, shufflol, shufflol, bakcwerds* Ternadnstrutt !
oh fangQ everywun. I came back from a meetink, and there was a new LOL wif no commints!
nice moonwalk TTC!!!!
*brings out carts wif sordid tapas and anti-pasti and awl sortsa drinks (alcoholik and non)
enjoi!
Oooooo!! ai hazzing teh tappas 4 teh nawt sekkond tyme lass Caturday! om nom nom nom! Ony trubbl, wii shudda ordrd moar!
Hey diddlol diddlol
Teh kitteh adn teh fiddlol
Teh moo jumpted ober teh cown
Teh littlol goggie laffed tu see such fun
Adn teh kitteh nommed teh dish adn teh spoon
(Butted akkewsed dem ob running off tu hyde dis crime)
iff teh moo jumpededed, wut happenededed tew teh resst ob teh cow?
*haz cheez, bunz, adn grill standink bai*
Jest nom it kiteh
Aifinkso dat LCB shud dew a “Jest Nom It” foar hurz nxt consert–U noez, lyke Mycal Jack’s Son’s Juss Beetit!
Gud One !
awp ehbuff mai bed soe hai….
lyk eh cheezburger een teh skii
lyke a OOOO! Shynee! inn teh skye
du you taste like Twinkies?
or like Star Froots?
*gigglol*
Likk likk likk
LEEP*
batbatbatbatbat
*stikks teh landing*
*crash!!#$%^* well, *almost*
Twips upp de hoomin hu iz allwais in de wai!!
wasnt tere a landing heer a minute ago!
BF, where did you stik it?
****snerk****…gud wun, gammacat!
Is tehre a nayroplayn awn it? Tehn yu mustav left teh landin lite awn….!
BF: I gibs you a 10!
Dis bee a twickee sitchooayshun!!
I don’t twink so!
oooooooh shiny
Liek Chickeen?
Teh star haz a flavr?
Dat’s wut ai thot. Shud’ve bin “Hao ai wunner hao ai’m gonna getz dis stoopie starr!!”
Star-tling, I’ll bet!
Finds out in 3…2….1
*wonders if that is a TunaKist brand star*
*skampers in, yelling froo a loud speeker…*
8)
Heer yee! Heer yee!
It’s here! the cookbook!!
Reed all about it heer:
ht tp://nennepus.wordpress.com/2010/06/09/cookbook-for-the-otters/
w00t! Fantastic! Good for you, Neen! Looks great!
awsum!
make shur yoo haz cween put it on teh Cheez Town Cryer
Starry, starry toi!
Paynt yur kitteh tabby or tux;
Stayr at stars wif lawngin lux
Ai lubs mai shinee, prittee fings!
Danglin awn strings!
Twistin, ternin, spinnin rownd
Wai up hy or awn teh grown
Awl yur stars blong to me!
Clappity Clappity wif floofy paws !
Yay Ambercat!!! Oncoar, oncoar!!
*Twies tu clappity an lite de lightr at de sayme thyme. Burnz herz littlol fingurs*
Ow!!! *Clappity!!* Ow!! *Clappity!!*
U gawts tu watch ur floof……….
Nauw ai tink ai noe
Wut yu tride tu nom fur mii
Puekd awp awn yur prettee nee
Hauw yu tride tu eggs kape mii
Ai ddi nawt lissun, ai duz nawt noe hauw
Ai stiyl wont lissun nauw.
Butt(!) Ai cud has toel yu, Kitteh,
Teh werld revolves fur wun as byootifull as yu!
*clappity clappity for Ambercat adn catena*
Dat wuz a mos wunnermus doo et!
*snif* Nao ai hazza a littlol melon collie.
I diddin noe dey kame in melon………
Yesh, butt(!) onlee if yu bai dem frum da melon collie speshultee booteek (wich iz nawt neerlee az wunnermus azz our ty booteek…jus sayin!)
Clappity wif Floofy paws staning awn bak legs ovashun fur Ambertcat adn catena! Taht Maclean song iz hy upon teh liszt ob grateness adn yerz aare full ob clebbur.
Moar clappity!
Yay! Ambur did it! maik da rime owt ub da fing dat dint.
Nyce job, peeps! *klappity klappity*
Shal we lissen to Don McLean’s verzhun?
Now ai haz a misty. taht’s sum beeyoutimus adn hebby thots. (wanders off to icanhashotdog lukking for laffs)
ai has red en intrusten artikul dat spekulaytz wuz anudda peep hu kut awf Fangoz eer. Wuz berre intrustun…
h ttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/art-news/5274073/Van-Goghs-ear-was-cut-off-by-friend-Gauguin-with-a-sword.html
mine teh gapp
ai went to teh Vincent Van G. website aftur lukking at teh goggies. Dr. Tinycats tuday are spekulaytin on Vince’s mental/physical health. Also innerestin. Lotz iz sed adn rittin abowt artistick peepuls.
To Amy,
Vincent.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Catz_rule_dogz_drool an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, fluffy anjel fud caeks wif fresh berreez an wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, sekrit notebuks wif sekrit decoder mood ringz, kandee, an glo-in-teh-dark star stikers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Oh fankyoo, burfday fairy!
Happy burfday tu awl da Cheezpeeps wiffa burfday tudai!
*yoinks sum berreez an wippy kreem….nomnomnom*
Ai hazza wippy kreem muss tash nao?
*wipes MCMs fayce*
*liks liks liks paws*
nope, yer cleen
Fank yoo gammacat! Dat wuz beri niez ob yu tu halp!!
ooh…caek?
*nomnomnomnom*
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ohai, MKM!
Ohai, DK! Whazzup tudai?
ai hoepz iz saem azz yesturdai…
*lukkz upp* clowdz, teh skai, spayse, variuss selestiull objekkts…..
aktchulolee, ai gotz a moobie ai’z gowink tew wiff mai noo colleje dormmatez tunite, den, startink urlee tumorrow adn gowink unntillz Caturdai mornink, wen ai comez bakk, iz a oryeentayshun fink fur teh saem colleje….
sownds fun!
hope yoo got gud roommates, my boi’z roommate teh yeer he lived in teh dorm gotted drunk wif himz frends (dis wuz in teh No Drinking Dorm, too) an stoled teh doorknob frum teh dorm room, boi comes bakk to room late at nite an finds empty bottles all over an no doorknob… bad roommates iz teh pleh, but good roommates can make collij espeshuly fun!
aifinksew myne arre gud…
owurr moobie fink mite fawl throo, tho….nobudeez respawnded awn sum fings, sew ai’z nawt shur… :~
oopz… ai messededed dat wun upp, aifinksew….
fankies burfday fairy.
Adn a bery happytayl birfday to CRDD. *adn many more*
Ai’ll hab sum fudjy cake, fankies. Ohhh – bounsy balls all litted up adn glo-in-de-dark star stikers. All dis shiny stuffs . . .
Ahhh…ai jus lubs da dai affer ‘leckshun dai…iz sewwww niez adn kwiet!
Nao moar obnockshush ads tellin uz whii udder kandidit iz baaaaad!
Nao moar annoink robo calls at nom tyme!
Nao moar waystefull papurr ads left awn da doorstep!
Purrrrrfect…..ZZzzzzzzz!
*Calls MKM* Does you want to buy some alluminmum siding to benefite th3 police man’s?
LOL! Well, dat wuzza niez nap whyle it lasteded!
*Calls back* the police man’s fancee dansee?
Hmmm….ai mite payz sum munnies tu see sum ob our pol eeces manz doin da fancee dansee! *snerk*
No fanks….butt(!) if yu selling tikkits tew teh fyreman’z bawls…..
*ooops!*
Did Ai sae TAHT?!?!
*slinks awf to Nawty Barn wifabareassed(!)*
*laffs….clunk!! fallz ober laffing*
*followz DGMD tu da NB*
~snerk! Dat’s wat I was trying nawt to say. *Follows DamianaGMD to NB*
Adn dats eggs actilee wot ai wuz tinkkin wehn ai wuz anserrin yu, butt (!) ai wuz laffin too hard tu tipe it! *gigglol*
GMTA!! Or iz dat D-MTA!
ai orijinlolee thot, ohz, iz jusst a dansdansdans fing…den mai mynd kikked inn, adn den…..
wellz…
*joynz inn crowd gowink tew NB*
*gigglol*
*heds awf to NB*
Dis starr…it has a tayste…ai juss nawt knoez wutt itt iz yett..
Dis kitteh…itt mite has a kyoot….
*titenz CHRG*
lol imagine my surprise seeing this pic… it’s my cat, in my room, always going after the ceiling fan.
Eppik uv awsumness lol. Duz it taste uv shinee or sparklee? I can has sparklee? (:
It does has flavor!
see Mix13579′s other LOL’s their Halairious!
This captcha just reminded me of Dead Space