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Itz myne, awl myne!
… adn ai will duz wiff it whut ai pleezez.
Congrats, AP U leed teh macrame!
Ai has a hope full dat dis wil meen whirlled dominashun foar de kittehs!!
Congarats AP!! Yu leadz de brayd!
Fanks, u tuu… we has a fybe-way!
*dans-dans-dansinrowndtehwhirld-dans-dans*
izz yoo immitytink datt Daffyy Dukk?? itt shur sowndz liek himz…
Ai immitaytz no wun. Ai is teh grayt Freddeh! Bowz tu meh!
yesh…yur wissh iz mai kommaynd.
*bowz*
*staez boweded obbar*
Nao aryze adn bring lubs adn snorglols tu awl kitteh-kynd.
*stadnz bakk upp, salootz, adn goez awff tew du teh biddingz*
Adn cheezburgers adn gushifuds!
Ur offuring pleezez meh. Go forff adn spredd teh yummehness.
iz yurz, butt(!) nawt awl!
Maed it spinn!
Mayd it fly!
Freddy rocks!
as teh whirld roalz!
Wheeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Lebitatin kitteh iz lebitatin!!
Mad ninjzh skillz….ai has dem!
Gafer ur minyons kitteh !
But only a B- in bouncy ball…
But Freddy doesn’t care about bouncy ball…
Mbwahahahahaha….
i ,fur one, welololcome our kitteh overlord.
ai, fur wun, wud liek too snorgul ower kitteh oberlords floofy belli….
*titans CHRG, setts goggles tu hie lebel kewtniss*
*waites fro GP tu show upp*
*nods* it is only due to my b0rg implants that i am ablol to withstand the cu…
*BLARGH*
ded from the cute.
*klonk*
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Oh deer, Ai aer owt uv praktiss, Less see…
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up SP’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
ooo almooost revive’d…
Ohnoes!!! sweetpea haz wiltud!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez n tindrills, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh noo CHRG (wif pics uv SuzyQ onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis Guinness beer.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
Heerz a paw inn yur eye an a purr inn yur eer! *Klink*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, Sweetpea. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt choklit.
oahi, sweetpea!
Oahu, DK!
*snerk*
Kawaii!
maybe Freddie gonna play the charlie chaplin roles & remake “the grate dictator” with the globe seen.
Splort alurt elebentee!! Ai repeetz, splort alurt elebentee!!!!!!!
dat kitteh cud bee danjermus aifinkso
**titenz chrg w/doi, yousez duckeee taypez tu maik mor seakure**
ai’z wanna snorgl Freddy
Heer bee deh snorgle snorkle iffz yu wantz tu taykes deh chans……all reddy tu peeps down frum de kyoot.
*syngz* …
“Himz flize fru teh ayr wif teh graytist uv eeeees,
Lolkitteh wif strypees, hoo haz noe trapeeees.
Himz majiklol trikz wyll astownd yu adn meez,
Taht strypee-bakk kitteh wiffowt an trapeeeeees”
*sings alawng*
**clappity-clappity**
dat wuz wunnermus Italiana!
Ofangyu!
*passis teh hatt foar kibblolz*
Vurry nize, Italiana! Hao yu be?
Ai bih eggsallent, eben tho it’z verree hawt heer (ai stae indoarz, uvkoars). Haow yu izz?
Teh Fores–him hazzitt!!
adn teh kyootnesseseses…
*SPLORT!*
Oh noes, DK iz downz!!!!
*Rings pawz*Wun Ringy Dingy, Tew Ringy Dingy’s
*Runz in circlols wunnering wut tew du*
Ware be de CCC???? Halp!!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up DK’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
He gots de whole world in His claws,
He gots de whole world in His claws,…
Anom!
Oh deer….Pinky an Teh Brane are gonna be sore abowt dis wun…..
Bee afrayd! Bee berry afrayd!
My hooman is using teh computah for writing stoopy screenplay (which is NOT abowt kitteh) and so Smudge cannot be writing her blog.
Wat to do? i is trying sit on keyboard when he writing but this no work wit him. he sez “why you no write when I is owt all day at the place call werk whichen i be hating wit a pashun?”
I sez – bekos tis be smudgie sleep time, lieing on shed roof in sunshine time and general relaxicating after hard mornings work talking to skwirrel and nomming breakfast.
I is to be wryting when day be cooler. Buy me a laptop, hooman wit teh nice half eeten apple on it. But he no budge.
I likes my hooman but Smudgie tinking of trading him in for ipad.
Any takers?
xxx
Sowwy smudjee, ai nawt has ipad.
Adn papa doan lemme yooz pyooter unstooperbyzed, anywayz.
*hedbats papa*
Hay, doan ryte dat!
Ai lets him duz teh typin kuz hims fingurz ar kwikker den mai pawz.
Em….kitteh-liek typink detekkted??
i can azk da fairee godmovver (i hsz speshull kunnekshuns
)
mebbe she purr furrms sum majeek adn yoo git da awplee fing!
kyoot kittin awlreddy comkwered mah world!
Oh mai! Kyoot fluffee tummee iz awflea hard to ignore!
*titens rustee charge*
ai hasta run to a pleh meetink! if teh birfdai bois stop by, give them a schmoo and a Boop! for me
And he skored ORF TEH CHARTS in Belleh Fuzz Kyootifikayshun!
An beri Ohai! markz inn tweet featsntoez an seriusly kewt egspreshins two!
Sriusly kyoot eggspreshuns, adn teh cyootest of teh booties, adn teh lawbster bib, oh no, *runswifakwikness tu $1.00 store foar egstra duckytaype*
Jebi mynd skillz….AI has dem!
Hey, I enrolled in that class too!
Haz ennywun elze besydes me been lusing dere bloo tuday?
*runz upfred tu chek*
nopez ai haznawt butt(!) ai seez u iz awff anna on agin.
Kwestyun remayns: if Freddy taking World Dominayshun Class, why iz teachur ob class not ruling world?
Jus’ askun.
Just World Domination?
Not Interplanetary, Intersteller, Local Open Cluster, Galactic?
Duz u has a galaxy bawl? Ai wud be happeh tu dominayts it.
Oh, adn owr lokul opin klustur dispersd eonz ago. Bin sleeping lawng?
You mean it’s gone?
I loved that cluster…
By the way, remember that once you dominate the galaxy, you actually have to run it. Now that you’re in charge, they leave the decision making up to you. Can you imagine personally running 66,243.5 star systems! I set up dem ocratic systems and quit!
*rytes up a galaktik kommyoonikay*
Attenshun awl sibilyzd wurlds, adn sordid starsisumz.
Plz tu be welkumming ur noo kitteh roolur.
Awl kitteh-lyke beyings ar tu be treetid wiff utmoast respekt.
Probyde dem wiff delishus adn nootrishus noms on demand.
Engayj dem wiff lubbing pets adn snorglols wen dezyred.
Wen dey ignoarifyz u, leeb dems aloan.
*sends edikt ober inturstellur channuls*
*retreets tu teh galaktik koar, tu soaking up teh starshynz*
Don’t go there!
There’s a supermassive black hole!
Doan wurry, ai iz orbitin dat a fyoo lyte-yeerz owt.
Adn nawt inna playn ob teh jets.
Whut u fink ai is, stoopy?
diz iss jusst teh nawt-secund stepp, aifinksew!
neggst iz teh osolurr systumm (incloodink Plootow!), den ebbureefink eles!
Doan furgets Cerez… itz a dwarf plannit nao tuu!
Personally, I always felt the redesignation of Pluto was a Mickey Mouse operation…
Wud u ravver has elebenty plannits?
Dey has fownd sum owt deyr biggur den Pluto, ykno.
Adn deyz nawt naymd aftur Donuld Dukk, eever.
It was the way it happened. 400 out of the 9,000 people made the decision, essentially orchestrating a coup.
Im sorry, but in my mind, these aren’t respectable scientists but underhanded politicians.
People’s reactions to the the change are probably more due to the way this decision was made than to the actual decision.
*Rant off*
Freddee habz awll t3h
maykeeengz ubz Eebil Jeenyuss!
Himz am handsumm Tawm
wiff immpekkibbill
taystz in Tukkseedoz!! Tufftee
wyte glubbdz pawz andz plumpz
Snoargill Belleh dat
drybz Prittee Wunz insayn wen
habz Smoargill Snoarkill!!!
Freddee amz awllso
no slowtch wen itz cumz 2 ‘Haow
playz wiff Grabbittee?’!
Freddee reejekktz T3h
Theeoree Ubz Grabbittee.
Substitootz himz oawn!!
Freddee still lykez 2
clymz upz Preittee Wun’z Jeenz wen
‘Nom Nom Tyme’ cumz ‘rowndz!!!
Jack.
Wun must be well-dressd
Wen konfrunting wunz minyuns.
Kommands moar respekt.
“Pritty wuns go crazeee fur a sharp-dressed Tom”
The last time I dressed sharply, I lost a tentacle…
…mite wannttew maek shur datt derre iz nuffink sharrp enuff tew akktchulolee cutt annefink neggst tyme, aifinksew!
OW – du dey growz bakc?
Yes, but it doesn’t stop it from hurting.
I mean surely it would hurt if you lost a tentacle…
Kannot dress sharply. Keep taring clothses.
Basement cat wood B prowd!
did any1 elfe notise hes was flotin
More like an “A+” .
Dat had tuh be A hard picshur uh taek!