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kitteh iz obberlee imbaerrizzd.
yah. Der is lawt mor fings kud be embarrased about. Congrats on yer tawp spawt! Nothing embarrassing abowt that!
fankees! luuks liek dere aer sum uv us shud goew awf tew teh tybootik, an see wut’s noo in stok!
*hans owt drinkees an noms awl aroun*
Fankeez!
*takez jk2k bai deh paw and skippingz off tu see wutz noo.*
And haz mewzik on deh 8-trak!
un ate trak? o teh hyuge manatee!
It stil wurkz. nawt gud enuf fur yu? ok ai baiz a bloo toof.k?
ai still haz an 8-trak wif lotsa tapes. Adn dey all werk. Ai haz a VCS rekorder/player too wif lotsa tapes. But no haz da da gnu stuffs. Guess ai’z a dinosaur?
ai fink I see sum lazer discs!
ai ddi! ai ddi sii sum lazah diskz!
Ai bet itz blinkin’ 12:00, too.
dont they awl?
Wutz a taip rekordur?
Wayrz teh DVDz?
adn deyz nebba hurd awf aitchdee
*Gets up to change da channel*
*Adjusts rabbit eerz for less fuzzy picture*
uhoh, ai iz bean modurraytid, aifinkso. pleh.
I think teh moderators needs to practice some, u knoes, moderations. *nods*
*nods*
If u figgerz owt wut it wuz dat gotted u in moderation, letting mii noez and I will addifying it tu deh list on deh Cryer. Fankeez!!
I meaned to axe for teh official list when we visited teh orifices but I got distractified by a giand squidz.
yu went tu teh big cheez haus?
*has eh jellus*
O, my word, yes! They showed us around, gived us some swags, then they taked us to teh basement and tortured us wif cuppycaeks and coffees. Was teh horriblol!
(Pics are on my FB page)
Oh, and they lined us up against a wall and shot us!
wel datz Okae den!
Yeah! It was totally– wait, whut?
jus lukd at teh pikshurz! wunnamous!
ai soe wisch ai kudawf goyn dis yeer!
stoopee wurk meetun en See Cattul iz et teh END awf teh month!
Sai, catena, iffn yoo lukkz att teh “Who be talkin’ ” fink, innsted ob yur abbatar, itt showz a bloo kwilt…ai wunndurz wutt WP iz tryink tew du dere…
ai no haz aksess to FB so ai misses da pixors.
*haz a sad*
Not to has a worry. I’ll postify them on my lolcatburglar dot com site in a day or two. I also has a video or two to share. *nods*
Moderation? Hah! We don’t need no stinkin’ Moderation!
Ohai, Maus!
*pounce*
Mah pounce must hav mist. *sigh*
*starts chasin hur tayl*
*gets bored, curls up, goez to sleep*
*silently prepares a pan of warm watters*
Sry NS. Ben playin downthred fer a bit…
*BOOP!*
Maus?!?!?
*boop*!!!!
C’est Moi!
*BOOP!*
Ca va, ma cherie?
*continues swoon so far unnoticed by the madding crowd*
*throws swooning cowch unner sweetpea in teh moovee sslllooooowwwwwmmmoooooosssshhhhuuunnnnnn*
* haz a hoepfull dat ai cawt herz*
Aifinkso teh apeerantz uf Teh Maus haz E layted adn bee wildered teh Cheezpeeps…Sorree.
zzzzzzzzzzz
seemz liek dey wurnt duing dere jawb urliur. ai hab tu cum putz mai liddul grene fut daon wen sumwun wuz skaiting awn fin ise.
heer pj, u drawppd dese tin foyl bawlls awf teh enz.
Oh, I think I nose why you got modernated…
*Puts foyl fingees back on teh enz*
*whisslols at ceelink*
…of Star Trek.
*BOOP!*
Hoo wuz dat masked booper? 8)
*Leaves a silver bullet… um… BOOP*
*runz tu chek deh price uv silver*
*spotz LCB downthred*
*tukz bullit in pokkit*
*lukz inner scent*
Go to CashFerCrud.com…
We has literally hunderedsov dem taeps. Mrs. Maus is still tryin to figger owt how to xfer dems to DVD er whutever. Essuming dey dont braek er sumpfin…
Whut nice tapes u has. It would be a pitty if they got *crashsmashmangle* borked.
Um… hmmm… yeah…
*Gets out The Zippo*
*Flick*
Oohhh! Purty!
Hmph. I has a Zippo app on my lcbPhone. Makes teh flicky noise and everything. STN
But tehres nuthin qwite liek teh reel thing, eh, LCB? Oh… BTW… HOWDY! And… *BOOP!*
O hai! While ur here, u should take teh DWDC for a spin. Some of teh n00bs has been talking about using it.
Hmmm. I can’t play very often LCB, as you know. Is there a worthy newcomer (or old timer, for that matter) to whom you can “pass the mantle”? Or at least the keys and the octopus?
NOOOOOOOOOO! I would rather see it driven over a cliff or gnawed to bits by a giant Rottweiler puppy than under anyone else’s command.
*cries*
Well… OK. But please feel free to take it out for a spin (nod, nod, wink, wink) whenever you wish…
*hands LCB a shamwow and joynes in wales*
butt!!! we miss yew Maus!
And I miss all of you also!
BTW… Baby Maus graduated from university a couple of weeks ago…
*Brag Mode On*
Bachelor of Science in Mathematics
Minor in Music Vocal Performance
Magna Cum Laude
Phi Kappa Phi
Omicron Delta Kappa
Highest Honors in Mathematics
Winner of the Charlotte Quarles Outstanding Music Minor Award
Westover Honors Fellow and recipient of the 2009-2010 Director’s Award for Excellence for her thesis: “The Four-Color Theorem and Chromatic Numbers of Graphs”.
… slacker … *LOL*
o mai! taht iz wun smart Baby Maus!! (no surprize, tho
)
many conga rats to her!
Concatshoelaces on raising such a smrt dottir, Maus! Sownds liek she iz teh awesum & full uv WIN!
*has a big impressed* wowzers!
wow…yu iz riytfullee braggun!
conga ratz tu minimaus!
iz berree kewl app. ai hazzit tew.
*porez liter fluid on deh lcbPhone*
FLICK!
FOOOOOMP!!!
I has teh fiermans app, STN
Um… MJ? Wuz LCB holdin teh phone? Duz we needs to call teh fyremens?
Sum is older den my Baby Maus… who just granulated college a coupla weeks ago….
Conga ratulashuns on teh granulation uv yur Baby Maus!! Dat is FTW!!!!!
Yesh. Look abuv fer more info.
**runs up to Maus**
SCHMOO!!!
**runz away wifakwikness**
*Grabs Red*
*TANGO DIP!*
*BOOP!*
Well… Howdy!
Oh, my!
I’ve nawt bin greetifyed lyk dat in ADJIS!
**SWOON**
Good! No air kisses or other folderol for our favorite centerfold!
Centerfold??!?!?
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.
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Oh my, did doaz pikshurs get leeked?
b00p!
scampers off to catalog elebenty hunnert tapes.
Psst…Shatzeesmom! Can ya halp mii awt wiff sumtin? Wot meens “FTW”? Ai nawt finded it in mai noobie dikshun hairy anee wehres! Fankees and ohai, hao ar ya?
It’s an accolade meaning “For The Win!”.
Oh fankyoo beri muchly, Maus! Iz gotten mowst ob da Cheez ‘cronyms figgured awt, butt(!) nawt dat wun!
Pleezed tu metechu, bii da wai! *extends big floofy bunnee paw of frenship*
You also! I’m an Old Timer who can’t visit much these days…
Well tehn, Ai’z esspeciallee happitayl dat ai gawt tu mete yu todai!
Gotta scoot…iz nom tyme!!
*sprinklols “Happee Dai” dust awn awl da Cheezpeeps*
Ta ta fur nao!
Hasta go myself, Bye all! TTFN!
When yu haz de tyme, yu shud chech owt teh Cheezcryer fore Maus Ex Kaypades. Grate storeez!
And why is that, u axe? Welll, lessee…
Arrested for overzealous Zippotage
Bodice ripping license misplaced
Cant’ rember soooper-secret password
DID clinic using him as a poster-rodint
E…
Eetin udder peeps noms
Furgot to pluggify teh pooter
Gallumphin Gofurs akxidentallee gallumphed awn himz toez
H…
Hangnail difficulties
Ice creem headache
Just couldn’t resist hittin’ teh snooz button elebenty times
K…
Kidnapped bai kanga Roos
Likz..cowntin tu teh centre uf teh tootsie pop taeks tyme
Moderashun….saiz it awl
Nebber did wynd teh klok
O…
Ought to have shoulda knowed moar betterer
Pining for Mrs. Fields
Questioned authoritai
R…
Ran wif Skizzerz
Setting fingz on Fyrez!!
Taking Umbrage
U….
Ohai and welkum, MKM!
ai bii sendun yu mai floofee paw…eet bii frum ‘azevedan’ (lawng storee)
i has a headache.
mayb I ran around da howse 4 to long -.-
I haz no shame. $1.50 at the thrift shop for a VHS movie I will only watch twice vs. $20. for a movie I can resell on Amazon for $0.01
Hoo gibz awai dere gud stuffz leik dat? we kepez ebreefing fur ebburz. Cloze mite cum bak in stile tu. shur wil be ames fur kiddoz tu clene up wen we goze tu brij.
nd naow , frenz aim being nagd fur da din. ebree dai awl da saim fede me fede me fedeme. Se yu awl tumoro
mabye the owner was waiting till the VHS was worth a lot, lol
**hoaps kitteh nawt fyndz teh vinlol rekkerds an teh aight-trakks**
sum moovees ar nawt avaylolbull on teh dvd oar bloo ray.
Orly? Name 26!
I’ll start:
A Affair to Forget
Batman Begs
Charlie and teh Carob Factory
Diamonds Are Forev– *yoink*
E…
E.T. Lubz Alf
Forevah Puice
Grapez awf Eh Slite Ennoyunse
H…
Henry uv Arabia
It Almost Happened wun Day
Jungle Pamflet
K….
Easy Recliner
Frum Heer to a Long Tiem Awae
Goen in 60 nanoseconds (LCB waz heer, yes?)
Hai Midmorning
I….
I and teh King
Julie and Julia and Ted and Lettuce
Kevin V by Bob Shakespeare
L….
Lawrenz awf Hoeboekun
Mistah Robinson
Noe Tyem fur BC Minyons
O…
Lost in translay… transly… changink langwiches
Moderately peeved Max
Norf bai Norfwest… no, a litlol moar easty, no, a litlol moar souf kind of
Orlrighty Corral, Popgun battlol at
P….
Phantom uv deh Karee Oakee
Quiglee OwtBack
Raiderz uv deh Misplaised Boat
S…
Long Dai’s Jurnee intu Sumplayce Dark
Mishun Slytlee Challinjing
Nevur Bin Smooched
O…
On a Clear Day U Can See Whut U Did Last Summer
Pirates of teh Carpool
Q for Quesadilla
Ron with teh Wind
S…
Sumfing Abowt Marty
Tu Killify ay Burd Whu Teesis
Undur roos
Vallee uv teh Manekins
W…
Where Chickadees Dare
X-Mints
Young Frank-n-Furter
ZZZZZzzzzzing in Seattlol
Wii tied fur last!! Am dat a furst?
I’ll has to ponder on that for a middlol.
West Side Fable
X-Folder
Yoo’ve Got Spam
Zorba deh Geek
Lepperd Prince
Midnite Cowgurl
Norf bai Sowfeest
O….
Wellz, ai seez a Star Wars moobie…teh kitteh’z hyooman nawt cannz bii tew badd…
finawi! somwone noticed! he have all i tink…….iz big fan of Star Wars.
Frenz, I did sumfin berry danjeris tonite.
I wentid to PetSmart.
Didja pick up a kitteh?
No, cuz my branes wuz splortid eberyware.
Ifn I had teh munines an teh spayse, I wudda tuuk EBERYWUN hoam!
wellz, neggst thyme yoo goez dere, maek shur tew stawkk upp aawn CHRG’z beefoarhadn!!
I nawt finkso enny wun wudda surbibed dat playse wifowt splortin.
Dere wuz kittehs eberyware! Dere wuz bebbeh kittins, growed up kittehs, an awl in between. Eberywun wuz so purty an kyoot!
….
teh mentlol immaje izz awlmoast enuff tew maek meh splort…..
*howldz awntew CHRG titelee*
Yah, yoo wudda been a gonur foar shur.
Hmm…*puttz awn anuthur CHRG, jusst tew bii saef*
okai. .. iz no~ts fo mi .. ..tha nexzt. .. . . . . . .♪
ohai carotte! i like yor dots
low res kitteh is low
Ah knoez haow U feelz,
Kitteh. Wentz from Baytuh 2
VHS, mehselff!
Gray Cow Kitteh fawtz
hurz Beeg Gye wuz kewl. Mebbee
itz himz stash ubz Pr()n?
Atz leest hurz Beeg Gye
habz Likkwid CatzNip cawwldz ‘Beer’.
Nawtz stuffz cawwldz “Zeema’!!!
Jack.
umm, does anyone else see that they are all copies of star wars???
OK. I can’t be the only one who noticed the tape of “Emma” on the shelf next to “Misery”. The amazing things you notice when you spend 20 years in a video store. :/
http://cheezburger.com/View/3610270720
Well.. the Human owns the Star Wars Tape Versions of the old, classic trilogy… and this movie Versions are not avaible on DVD.
It is more a shame on George Lucas that he denie us the true versions (and the 1997 SE’s) in true HD, how they were when they were good!
Yes, but the real shame is that the owner has two copies of the old movie version (in what looks like the the original 1970′s release and the 1980′s release) then a box set of the Special Edition trilogy, in both VHS and DVD, and Episodes I & II plus the “Making of Star Wars” video….
Actually, it’s the 1997 re-releases, the 1997 SE, and a 1986 ROTJ, a 1990 ROTJ, a 1980 ESB and ANH, a 1992 ESB; plus E1 in widescreen and full screen and E2 on VHS; and two “making-of” VHS tapes, plus the original trilogy in the 2004 DVD release and the prequel trilogy in DVDs (E1 and E3 widescreen, E2 full screen).
I admit the collection isn’t complete but it is in progress. What I will never forgive George Lucas for is declining to release E3 on VHS so there will always be a gap . . . .
kitteh has same coon tail as my kitteh
mine is okay with our VHS tapes, though.
shod not say owner shod say hooman!!!
who owns who????
kitteh’s owner haz lotz of star wars! no shames in that!