
Dumb dog. I always hide in the same place and he never finds me
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Dumb dog. I always hide in the same place and he never finds me
Picture by: CoffmanA Caption by: dunno source
Stelth kitteh
conga stell thee ratz, TTC!
Congrats, TTC!
Fankies tu awl foar a 5 way tye ! Aifinkso we can haz sumz tea adn cukkies, or go to teh tye bootek. Ai cud uze sume kitteh flip-flops.
I think dehy b habbing kitty umber ellaz, and kitty galoshez, and kitty rainkotez and kitty rayn hoodz. I b hoping fur rayn! Don’t think wii’ll get enny, but I b hoping fur it!!!!
We aer habbin sum rite noaw! We need it ‘cos dis yeer haz been dryer dan yooshuel so far.
Ai wish we hadz kewler weffer! It be elebenty onethoughsand adn 90 here eberry day for a week, adn no sine ob stawping!
**nodz**
mii tew TTC. it’s sew bery, bery hawt heer awlsew. butt(!) ai is goen tu california furrsdai fur six dais anna teh ohai dere amz 75!! ai haz a eggsited.
Deepenz wair yu goze. heer iz ownlee 71 rite naow nd wil be coolish fur abowt 3 daiz , den hawter agen. Beech iz coolur, uzully.
Yeff – u musta bee goan tu teh norfern Kalifornyia. We iz in teh hawtest suffern Kalifornyia. **phew** power bill, let me show you.
wii amz goen tu san fransico anna monterey. ai’m inna texis ai noez whut u meen bout teh power billz.
Yu can haz sum ob our xtra rainz ifn yu wantz…we got lots adn lots moar dan we shuld havz fur nao! Fresh frum dis moarnin. Wich wai ai shuld poynte da bukkits?
Tu da eest, plz! I b in Okeehoma in deh hawt, hawt, hawt!!!
*warms hands on cweenmj** Just like a fire on a cold winter day*.
*lodze manee manee bukkits full ob rayne onto da Really Big Rayne-Bukkit Launchifyer adn aims it teward Okeehoma*
SPROING!! Dere goze da rain! Howz dat?
Musta got kawt on a mowntin top!! didn’t make it here.
Ai jus haits wehn dat happenz!
*wanderz awf muttering unner bweff abawt stoopy masheens adn goez tu mayke ajussmints tu da Launchifyer*
Conga rats tu TTC!!!
Stelth kitteh duz nawt hab tu bee berry stelthee wif dis goggie. Himz luks boared cuz him iz nawt challengd bai himz sillee hawse mayte. Needz anubber kitteh tu pway hyda an seekz wif.
An ai dun seez noe kitteh toyz oar eeben a scritchin poast neerbye. Des poar wittlol gye gotz nuffing tu ennertane himselfz wif butt (!!) de stoopy goggie!!
Aifink a kitteh can hab a lawt uv fun teezin a goggie!
Oh yesh, anni, iz troo! An dis wittlol gye iz in de rite posishun tew powncify awn de puppee!!
Fankies Niser ! Awl ai seez is a skwished kitteh bed in teh korner. Goggie problolly duzn’t see kitteh ober dere eever.
How do you find a stealth kitty?
You do a Catscan…
*snerk*
GMTA!!
*snerk*
hiiz nawt berree gud at dis.
Nebber lukks up heer!
must haz a crick in himz neck.
Nobuddee luuks up.
Ai wishez dey wud lokk him up.
Luuk up, luuk up !!
Hay, upz hear dum goggie, iz mee!
Him juss keeps sniffin teh grownd, nebber luukin up.
Luuks awn teh graond coz himz a land rover !!
Sum puppehs jest nebber luk up. Unless dere’s noms!!
reminderz mii uv wun day I knoo deh boss wud b luking fur mii wif a project I didn’t want tu du. I hid in mai office by closing mai door!! :snerk: took him 2 owerz t finding mii!!!
Dat boss nut berry brite! Yu prolly cud hab hid in de plane site, juss lyke de kitteh in de pikshoor.
Him wuz prolly sleapen in himz offiss
!!
Him wuz nawt deh britest bulb in deh box.
Heart uv gold, but braynez uv led.
LOL! gud descripshun!
plz tu borrow dat phrase mai cween? dat iz jest tew phunnee aifinkso!! awlsew ai’m goen tu close mai off iss door tomorrow anna see whut hapenz. datz jest awsum, ai neber shut mai door sew am finkin it mite werk fur mii tew!!
U kin uzing it, but u haz tu make sure u putz deh ©®™ mj at deh end uv it!
It b an awsum trik!! I had a teeny tiny office so I almost awlwayz had deh door open if I wuz in. Just don’t do it tuu offin oar ebbreewun will no u b hiding!
lol, fankiez mai cween! ai will bee shure tu not furrgitting teh copeerite aifinkso.
Dog thinking: SQUIRREL!!
Up! refurrens. wel dun.
Ai lubs de kitteh’s “yu gotta bii kiddin me” luk!
Mee tu!! Lyke, chek it owt, dood, dis iz wut ai putz up wif ebbery dai!!
Ohai MKM, mai noobie buddee!!!
Ohai Niser noobie buddee! Happitayl tu see yu!! Hao ar ya?!
Gud!! Wee has a nyce dai heer (sunnee an 75) sos ai bee spendifying lotz ob thyme in mai gar dens. Sew nawt in cheezland mush todai. Too morrow wee iz sposed tu get rayne, sew ai’ll prolly bee hear awl dai!!!!
Gud eye dee ah! Dis iz a moast wunnermus playce tu hang owt onna rainee dai! Ai unnerstand dey gots lots ob hot chokklits adn flurrfy blankits heer!
Ai hazznt bin dewin tu much in our gardin yet cuz itza big mucky mess frum awl da rain.
Ai wuz tawld dat teh bess wai uf hydin ennifin iz 2 put it abuv ei lebel.
Taht maiks senss !! Ai offen wundad wi ai nebber luuked up hi bifoar !!
Apparentlee, burdz arre nawt teh onlee wunz hoo nebburr luukk upp foar teh kittehz…
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!!
Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz.
Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer. Mai bloo name b a link tu deh Cryer, oar u kin going tu Cheeztowncryer.com.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh linkz on deh top uv deh paig u will find wun laybulled ‘Helperz adn majik trikz.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Acronymz paig b a halpful lizt.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
* PB wandaz raond, topping up drinks nd
!!
halping himzelf tu snaksmaikin smorl tork *Cheeze
Ohai PB! *extends floofy paw ob frenship* Fanks fur da refill adn itz beri niez tumetechu!
Ohai MKM !! * shaiks floofy paw wib hiz oan blak floofy paw *
!!
Iz lait brekfuss tiem fer mi nd ime nawt yoozally heer nao !! Nyse tu mete yoo
Oh mai! Yu mus bii far far awai frum mii awn da earf! Itz onlee gettin close tu dinner tyme heer. Eidder wai, itz tyme fur noms!!
Chow !!
*clinks nom bowls wif PB* Chow fur nao!
*lukz at mt glass.*
Maor chokklit martoonee, plz, PB!!
* Bows lo nd martshes awf tu teh bar !! Returnz wiv frish choklit martooneez (wair iz taht gurl) awn a trai *
!!
Heer, yor Jamesty
*Whispers to PB* Da rubber chikken hed glub is nawt for snaks. I’m juss sayin…you may need it later.
OOooo !! Yoo’s a cheaky PJ !! * maiks mintal noet foar pai bak
*
*chekkin CHRG fur da nibblee hoals…luks at PB*
Grrrr !!!
* Hee, hee *
Ai reallee don mynd ifn yu wuz nommin mai CHRG! Ai just don want it tu whistlol wehn da wynd hits it…dat culd be embare ising!
*sipsipsip…happitayldansdansdans*
Fank yu beri muchly, mai cween! *takes a CHRG(wdoi) adn putz awn hed* Ai wuzznt feelin sayfe tu luk at da littlol kyootie kittehs, but dis will halp!
*offerz floofy paw uv frendship*
Nice tu meeting u MayneKoonMaizey!!
I haz seeinged u arownd but haz nawt had a chantz tu git tu noez u! It am good tu meeting noo peepz!!
*shaykeez da cweenz floofy paw of frenship adn kurtseez*
Itz wunnerful tu ofisholee mete yu, yur madjistee!
Ai’z habbin an awsum tyme meeting da Cheezpeeps!
ohai MKM **eggztenz littlol grey paw ob fwendchip**
ai donut finkz wii haz meeted afore offishually. ai haz seen u heer lotz laitly. ai iz fairlylol noo awlsew
**wispurz** ai fink ai haz addikshun
Ohai TJsmommy! *shakes littlol grey paw gentelee wiff big bunnee-sized whyte paw* Itz beri niez tu metechu ofisholee!
*wisspurz back* Aifinkso ai haz wun tu!! Adn aifinkso izza mos wunnermus type ob addikshun tu hab…chattin wiff da Cheezfrens!
Ob corss !!! A settee nd a setter !!
* wel, it cud bi …. *
Oooh, pritee Egyptian Mau kitteh!
Nawt smrt Dawggeh feenkz
Strypee Kitteh habz Cloakeengz
Deevyss. Himz am RAWNG!
Strypee Kitteh knoez
awll the gud hydeengz playssez
andz nawtz tellz Dawggeh!!
Strypee Kitteh coodz
hyde way upz hye, butz hurz habz
Jynoarmuss Layzee!!!
Jack.
dogs CAN look up!
I hadz a gurll frend taht had a goggie name of MO and a kitteh name of Figaro. Figaro wud lay on teh arm of a floofychair and whak MO when he wawked by, an MO wud jump an growl an luk arownd every time. He nevvur figred owt taht Figaro was just on teh armchair. An Figaro and mah fren wud laff an laff at por MO. (He wuz a spitz-beegul cross an teh silliest lukin goggeh you ever saw, liek a footstool wif a curly spitz tail an a beegle hed.)
that is because Big Al said dogs can’t look up