FELINE PHILOSOPHY #8 Some days you get the Tail. Other days, the Tail gets YOU.
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Naawt tudai!
Congrats, OCM!
Thx Annipuss! Ai thot tihs waz nebber gonna get heer!
Teh kitteh running teh Lol generator must’ve been chasing him’s tail!
Tudai ai win!!
Adn OCM Hedz Up teh macrami
!!
Does that make her the knottiest?
Or, the Top Knot?
LOL
Itz knotting ai kno ennifin abowt, taht’s teh hitch !!
Getz u thaid up in knawts.
OMCC!!! EIGHT peeps in teh mack ram ey!!!
Hope the tie bootique is well-stocked … lemme see: bobble-headed kittehs, rubber kittehs to bend into awl shapes imaginablol, soccer balls wif paw prints, floofy blankits wif paw prints, wind chimes …
And oh! Sum German Black Forest Gateau for noms? And cawfee? Tea? *wheels in cayk trolley*
Ohai an Thx, Nennepus! Caek! Yum yum.
*heds off tu lukk foar rubba bendee kittehs* (liek the wun in teh LOL!!)
ok, here, has some o dish to clear teh palate, so then you can has more caek noms!
*passes over juicy salad with sweetpea tendrils , nasturtium toppinks, and a shprinkling o rose petalz*
Tasteee, adn pritty too
Nies! Thx, Sweetpea!
Ai jus bin lukking at Ladykitteh’s kitteh, Cosmo, bein cyoot! Verry splortablol.
*contimplayts insurting heer* (with worningz!!)
ai cooked????
mustaf been a sleep…
Fankies Upfi for teh cake and coffee!
Sawree Upfi! Sawree Nennepus!
*slinks awf intu cawner an hyds*
Upfi woant mynd !!
* Fliks littlol bitz ob blak four wrist caik at OCM *
Owt yu kom !!
*ticklols OCM wiffa featherduster*
silly u – no kneed to hide!!
*gibs OCM a glass of shampers*
Skål!
*creepz owt shylee* Okay. Fanks. Sumtiems mai fingas go fasta tahn mai brayn.
*sip sip* *gulp gulp*
LOL! Don’t get ur panties in a knot, OCM! Is nawt wurth it .. and tehy don’t unbendify laik dis very flexiblol kitteh, either.
Sum moar cayk? *offers heaped plate*
Hmmm, yu be alwaiz kookin fur us, so nao yu eben do it wen yu ar sleaping
Gud fur sabing tiem aifinkso!
hee hee – that’s a gud but slightlee danjermouse idea!!
Ohh, fangyu! Blakk Fawrist Gateau adn tee – perfekt awn tihs dreeree moarneng! Adn an benndee kitteh!
*happee dansdansdanses arownd adn rownd*
*fawlz obur*
Yum! Fankies, Upfi.
ize goen tu get yuuu !!
Eeeep! *runz awai*
Whuz a chikkin ??
Wel ai cood sai U R, butt(!) ai woant…
If yu won’t, ai will
Sumwun haz tu! Ohai MMM!
Hai OM, how’z yu dese daiz?
Moslee ok. Had sum big fings tu deel wiv. Bin reelee tyrd seew ai had sum tiem awf. Goin bakk tu werk tumarrow.
Luuk hoos tawkin….
juss saying!
* Hed butts MMM *
Uppside dawn yer ternin me….
Yuur gibbon lurv inn stink tivvlollee
Arowdn adn rowdn yuur ternen mih
Ai sae tu thih rihspeckfullolee
(… adn maykin mih soe dizzlollee!)
*tumblol … tumblol … fawls obur*
*halps Italiana up adn dusts her off*
Heer, sit in tihs chayre a wile til teh dizzilolness passes.
ofangyu! Ai merembur wenn ai wuzza liddlol gurrl, spineng rownd adn rownd awn teh grasz, adn fawling obur frum teh dizzeenesz … adn gigglolling, gigglolling, gigglolling!
A tale of two kitties…
U got ur ten drills bakk!
*preens*
…twas teh best of times, twas teh werst of times.
YESH!!! and a visiblol!!!! I think it was some sort of miriclol by teh Nightwatchman. When he welcololmed teh d’Beaker Lab Lab into teh Meadow across teh Rainbow bridge, it reappeared. You know, Prof. d’Beaker had teh similolar prob a whilst back, somehow WP had made him into Spam. Ifinkso that’s what happene’d to moi.
*dansdansdans*
Ai’m pink, dere4 Ai’m spam!
well, I made you a lafflafflaffing smiloly, but WP eated it.
*wrings tendrils, wondering if I’m disappearink again, a la cheshire cat*
….:lol:
Werf waytin 4!
Yuu rang, Sweetist Pea???
(Ai am a Cheshire Kat; nawt shure bowt the “a la” tho;
mebbe sumfin liek “pie a la Mode”? Ai lurves me sum guud pie!!!)
)
Gud tu si yor abatar agen, sweetpea !! Hoap yor DIDs n bloo wer tuu !
werwerkheheheh, i unnerstood.
but (!) that makes me think. where wer teh tendrils and comets? In limbo? hmmmm:
Annoying goggies in alternate, paralellolol universe?
Being invasive at farmville?
Cooking up mischief in nennenepus’s apartment whilst she zzzzzz’d
D…
Doh! forgot to turn off italics…
E…
Entering teh haus nd kumming up teh starez
Folloen’ strainjerz
Ganging up awn gawkers
H..
Hunting Hamsters
Intimidating Impalas
Juggling Jaguars
k…
Kapturing KankaRooz
Lazing in Limbo
Making Majik
N….
Noasing arownd inz noozpaypurrs
Owtsied inz teh gardun
Peeingz inna flannik
Qwiklollee hyding unner the beddiebai
R …
Rounding up teh usual suss pecs
Stirring up awld man trubblol
Tiptoeing fru teh toolips
U…
Undnden Umberellols
Vishushlolly voting
Wishin in wells
X…
X-rae gogglols, wareing tehm – ai kan sea yuu!!
Yowloling awn teh tawp uv teh fenns
Zippin’ rownd adn rownd inz cirklolz.
Ta-DAAAA!
deh nite wtchman gabing u ur tendrilz bak? o.0 I gonna haf tu hab a talk wif dat boi!!
Nightwatchman welcololmed teh d’Beaker Lab Lab into teh Meadow across teh Rainbow bridge? Iz Fleep ok??
Deh message from Phillipe am heer
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Deh nitewatchman am heer
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O, fanQ mai cween! Ai nawt butt (!) nao relizes dat teh d’beaker lab’s lab wuz an furry hart goggie. Ai has a sad for fleep adn fambly adn ebry buddy else
butt…..butt….
ai has an tanglolled!
Ai wud’n noe – doan’t hab a tayle!
Yu can’t
win em awl!
Tihs tayle iz maed fower torkin …
Kittee haz a tayl hangin ober himz hed !!
.. Du tail us moor, plzthx !!
Deetaylez, deetaylez!
Tortee haz scene tihs awl bifoar, aifinkso !!
Speeking o tayls an torteez, heer is a littlol bideo ov Ladykitteh’s kitteh, Cosmo:
WARNING: SPLORT ALERT ELEBENTY!!
This vid makes me happeh!!
*hopskipshopsskips to teh busstop to go home…*
Bai Nenne
!!
Cyoot !!
She is indede a splortashus kitteh
*yoinks tortie adn snorgles her*
squee!
Ohai Catena! Issen she teh cyootie!!? Noe wunner Ladykitteh lubbs her sew much!
Skwee!!!! *titanz CHRG!*
aw dat made my day!
Why do you always follow me about????
Metikulus kitteh be showin attenshun to de-tayl.
Donut bi de-tayl’ing mi, plzthx !! Ai wont tu keap mi tayl
!!
Den yu kan going to teh re-tayle stoar!!
nd si teh tailor !!
well, if taht syoots yu!
Ai arkst fer a sooot wit twu taylez !! * no, nawt a cat-ob-nien … *
Teh debbil izz inz teh de-taylz.
In Soviet Russia… Tail gets yooh!
x elebenty! Wee hasn’t had one of doze in a looooooooong whiles.
It taykz a wyle 4
Kittehz beez akwaynteddz wiff
dayr lawngz lawstedz taylz!
Sum taylz amz Bawtill
Brush. Uddurrz can beez skinnee.
Dis wun amz jusst ryte!!
Kittehz meetz dary taylz
wenz berreh yung. Moast stillz nawtz
knoez haow itz gawtz dayr!!
Dayr taylz am Kitteh’z
ekksklammayshun poynt andz helpz
ekkspress Kitteh’z mood!!!
Jack.
Must be one of the new Australian cats…
tri seeun tinks frum mai poynt awf vue…
Must be feline topsy turvy…
guess whut?
kitteh butt!!
Himz gon a ober ..
Butt Yes, Butt No…
yu noe….ai jus notused teh udda kitteh! tu busee luken at teh littul upsyeddown kyootee!
Uzzer kitteh am sayin: “konk it off, Pikklolz, ur making an a$$ uv ursef!”
konkNokk.Sheesh!!! Just washed mai finnerz and kan’t dew a fing wif em!!
Ai kwite liekt konk akshurlee!
@@@@
mai stretches r diffrnt than urs!!!
ennewon elz has dis krazee wurdpress tink:
goe to front (mayn) LOLcat icanhascheez paj. teh Blu Blankut kitteh iz awn tawp (efun afta refrshun). ken awnlee get heer bai goun into Blu Blankut adn klikun tu nex LOLz!
Ohai catena! Yesh ai seed dat to! Wurdpriss kneeds ironin? O.o git teh YNGs
dey tu fast wurk! iz fiksd nauw!
akktink liek a pointurr (goggeh): yoo mite bii dowink itt rong….
in soviet russia, TAIL gets YOU!