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Ai fink nawt, kitteh!
Congrats, Anni-about-to-go-on-hololday. Where you b goin?
Ai aer goin 2 Lincoln (teh ‘rijinul TTI wun!)
U goana see teh Cat Heed Rail an awl teh wunnermus oooooold hawses? O yeff, an teh Catslol? Teh Loosy Twoar am hawntid aifinkso! Nubbuddy tellingd mii datt, ai felted itt 4 maisef!!
*haz uh shibber*
Ai haz bean der sebrul tiems – Puddy_tat yoost 2 lib dere an we got inbolbd wiv teh transport myoozeeum – dere iz a speshul fing at teh myoozeeum an dat iz wye Ai ser goin dis tiem.
ai can haz indoostral arkylologee?
Congrats, anni… u leeds teh fybe-way makramay! *dans-dans*
Thx fur teh congrats!
Faturnities aer nebber wurf it. Cheezburgurnities, on teh obber hand, aer awlway wurf it.
Awl hayle 2 owr haws, Givva Catta Nom! Ony nisheeashums iz plai nyce an nawt yuseing teh F werd!
I has hurd dat. So many uf them is a plas for drinkin. An nawt milk!
Aak! Sumfin brushd mai leg!
Ar der sharks in heer?
Nope. Jest sum Purranyas. No wurries.
Fisheez can purr-at-us? Kuul.
Ai still wants tu gets owt.
Nope. Teh aggilayterz eeted dem awl.
Oh, gud.
Um, deyr nawt still hungreh, is dey?
Ai hoap nawt!
Yep, aifink teh rare purronya awlways haz a hongree.
eeeeep! *scrabblols to get outa water*
fisheis fink dat, tu!
Poar kitteh.
Self inflickeded, i fink so.
Kittehs nebber self-infik..influk…inflipper anyfing. Iffen der’s wattur dere, iz teh watur’s fault, nawt kitteh. Watur shud noe better.
iz berree troo. badd wadddur!
No no no.
*blaemz teh fisheez*
Teh fisheez lured him in, aifinkso.
Greek kitteh?
Ai doan’t finkso….wuzn’t Hector a Trojan?
:::add prophy….porpoi….conned ‘em joke heer:::
eh purrlee uzd won, aifinkso
Yur skaiting awn fin eyss dere. wooden want tu be un prawpur heer, naow wud we?
Well, therez ur prawblem!
(ai iz a Brooin kitteh)
kitteh nawt frum Bawstun!
Or frum UCLA.
datz 1 big katfish.
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Noap – nawt wurf itz, aifinkso!
Aifink teh fishies aer argyooin bowt wich uv dem wull byte teh kitteh!
Otay, itz desyded. U byte teh leg, adn ai goez foar teh tayl.
dang – mom tol meh ai cud swim!!
Hektur prolly wil nawt mined teh goldfische swallerin nietzscheyshin ebent tho.
If oanly he dint hastu ketchem furst.
does GimmeDublolChiesburgur bois noe hao tu haz fun!
*Rushes to join*
jus tryin to wa…clean da posin off!
Off da fishies or da kitteh?
Da kitteh, cus da orange ones r poison!!!!
*grabs kitteh in warm floofee towel and snorgles*
der der, yew can live teh sorority house!
Doez sawgee pinkee pinkee toe padz!!! Eeeeep!!!!!1!!!!one!!!!
*splort*
*dragz in teh CCC.*
oh deer!
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.*
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.*
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,*
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.*
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.*
*leeds nightshayde to recuber lownge*
*snuggs blankee down and hands NS a martoonee and sordid possum*
careful now. ai has sum elecshun campaign flyers if yew feel overcum wif teh kyoot!
*
daintily sipsdownz teh martoonee in wun gulp**nibblols on sordid possum*
*curls up unner teh desk & goez to sleeeep*
ai know how yew feel. primaries are tomorrow in cale-forn-ya, so we are still getting bombarded!
*wispurrs*
Ai iz in Cale-forn-ya, too.
Ai haz soooo had enuf uv teh politiclol stuff … an it will only get worse befoar Novemburrrr.
Novemburr? ai forgot about taht! *sigh* ai wish I cud skip radio commershuls like ai do on TV!
I sugyest mass attayc on poltictions wiv syllee string. Wiv luk, they no get out till October and wee haf just 1 month of stuupid polyticks ads…
Wih has teh saym problolum inz VHF (Veri Hawt Flolrida) – tehre R soe mennee stoopypleh pololitikull kawmershulz taht ai akshuully luk forwerd to teh regyoulur stoopypleh kawmershulz! Adn mai mailolbokks izz ovur … obur … stuffded wif pololitikull mayl. Pleh! Pleh! Pleh!
sumwun showed up at our place yesterdai. lucklee they were looking for the previous tenants!
Deay ar waisting so muxh paipurz awn awl dat stuffz. ai frowz it awai wifowt rede. But iz wurs: da foning cawlz ringringringring awl daiz. Nd doan liekz enny ub dem. Maibe ai stawmp dem wif grene shu?
I wouldn’t even be quite as annoyed if a live person were to call about a candidate/issue. It really irks me, though, when they have the computer doing robo-calls.
Grrrrr.
At leeest u can just hayg up on robocalls wifout stuuupid argymnents. I thot I was smart goying “Decline to State.” Last too elections, no stuupid yunkmail and no fonecalls. Theese ylection both parteees aphter meee!
Stoopy, stoopy robocalls. Dems last moar den 5 minnits, sum ob dem. Ai getz hom to find mai anserbox thingy awl fulls! Stoopy polotishuns.
A wet pussy kitteh is not guud to have!
*coms bak form teh Nawty Barn!*
Oh, gud, it’s safe to com bak
Ohai,{{{{{ lm}}}}} YU wurking fur wp tudai? Ai finkso maibe sumwun shud, wut ai se up fred.
*luks upthred* eek!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Scubafreak an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, red velvit caeks wif fluffy creemcheez frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif brite-colurd fishy-shaped water skwirters, glo-in-teh-dark yoyos, kandee, an sparkly fishy stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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And then kitteh will need a real bath afterwards to get rid of the stinky water.
me no tink it was worth it.
if only we lolcats new how 2 oprat a fishynet..
ai agreezz wiffyoo, kitteh–iz nawt wurff itt!
This looks a bit fishy to me…
Oh my god, someone actually smart enough to not put their goldfish in a bowl!
hope the camera was nearby and your kitty didn’t have to struggle for long….:-(
Who pushed poor kitteh in water for lol?