I goes to grocery store wif you. Makes sur you get right noms.
wut? suttle hints no werk wif you
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: maryt53 via Advanced Lol Builder
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous I should prolly | Are they this big Next »
I goes to grocery store
» 85 comments
Leave a Reply
Popular Videos
-
Who be Talkin'
cavebear on Cyoot Kittehs of teh Day: Happ… lost scot on Happy Birthday, Maru! Calikitty on Cat Owners’ Minds vs. Do… drivernjax on Animal Videos: Maru Celebrates… cavebear on Animal Videos: Goofy Leop… Lemon Curry? on Animal Capshunz: A Wild F… cathi on Animal Videos: Maru Celebrates… Joel on The Story Of The Lolrus Ted Moffatt on Animal Videos: Maru Celebrates… stuff on Animal Capshunz: A Wild F… Ted Moffatt on Animal Memes: MOAR Evil C… talavania on Animal Videos: Maru Celebrates… pcm on Animal Videos: Maru Celebrates… Srsly? on Animal Memes: MOAR Evil C… julzrael on Animal Videos: Maru Celebrates… 
Cheezburger Company Blog
More I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
Lolcats - Lolcats n' Funny Cat Pictures
Daddy, Daddy get me out of here!
I Has A Hotdog - Loldogs n Cute Puppies
Goggie Video: So excited!!!
Animal Capshunz - All of the Internet's Animals. Captioned
Hurry, This One Won't Last Long
Animal Videos - Cute and Hilarious Animal Videos
Dachshund Vs. Penguin
Animal Gifs - Cute and Hilarious Animal Gifs
Do A Barrel Roll!
Daily Squee - So cute your brain might explode.
Reader Squee: This Hat is Itchy!
Historic LOLs - Captioned Portraits of Yore
That Parrot is Hammered
My Food Looks Funny - Funny Food Photos
Never Chew Again!
So Much Pun - Visual Puns and Jokes
The Difference Between Manslaughter And...
ROFLrazzi - Lol Celebs and All That's Fab Funny in Showbiz
Kuzco Finds His Inner Tyra Banks
Totally Looks Like - Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff
James Harden Totally Looks Like Mr T
Must Have Cute - See. Want. Must Have!
Panda Bling
If Style Could Kill - OMG Style!
Best Coast Nails
Pundit Kitchen - Lol News and Lol Politics Fun
Out Like a Trout
Lovely Listing - Strange Findings in Real Estate Listings
Winchester Mystery House
![\"Quantcast\"/](\"http://pixel.quantserve.com/pixel/p-94wNw88f65Rhk.gif?labels=MTVN%20Digital%20Tribes\")
Nawt teh bargin stufs.
Congrats, 2minions – lukks liek u haz a solow!
Goes wif teh “solow” prieces ov teh bargin fuds! Ohai, anni! Iz yur kittehs pikki eeturs?
Ai hazn’t got ennee kittehz naow – Mai huzbing wuzn’t a kitteh purrsun an naow Ai lib alown, Ai doan’t fink Ai cud manij wiv a kitteh.
B4 Ai wuz marrijd, dere wuz ownlee wun kitteh fud u cud bye, soe it wuz taek it oar goe wivowt!
*sorry – speekin ov libbin alone, ai hadded to put in teh laundree*
Iz sorry yu cant has kitteh nao, butt (!) ai rememememeberer yu sayin yur nees iz pleh sumtiems. An ebbreyfing teh kitteh needs maeks teh hoomin bended teh nees…somfing to du wif worship, or mebbe just reachin teh flore.
Ai aer a bit unsteddee an teh lubbin wai kittehs wind rownd ur legs wud be danjeruss fer an awld wummun liek me!
Congratchewlayshuns 2minions, solo tawp spot.
Ai will fire up de bar-b-q fur de elebenty cheezburgas from de grocery stoar. Wot els shall ai add tu de list?
Avocados
Bacon
Cheez (ov cors)
Donuts
Eggzez
Fansee feest
G…
Gwaccamoaly
Hummuuss
Isecreem, bannilly and chonklit
J…
Gulden’s musterd
Horsradish
PICKLES!!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF PICKLES!!!! MORE PICKLES!!!!…
Scuse me. Tihs is Edgar, the Bigger Minion. We has to taek awai teh keebord frum 2minions nao. Yu nawt wants to knoe wut seh’s liek wen seh gets teh craving fur pickles. Plees cormtinue wif teh
Icy creems
J…
jelloz
Ketchup
L…..
Lost of Souls! Sorry hungry.
Lettuce.
Mangoes
Nextarines
Oranges
PICKLES!
*struggle struggle struggle can’t get the stoopy keebord bak*
Sounds like you’re in a bit of a pickle…
Qumkwatz (sp? LOL)
Rollz, cinnanomnomnom
Sammun, lotz uv
Toona toona adn moar toona
Uthur soartz uv fish
V…..
Um… iz 2minions in er…an innerestin condishun?
Tihs iz Bella, teh Smaller Minion. No, hers nawt. Ai sits awn her tummy ebery nite, an teh’res nuffin tehre butt dinner, teh crosswerd puzlol seh’s tryin to do, an me in between.
Ai has wun ob dem grayt big jarz ob dill pikklols u gets at teh wayrhaus stoor (samz klub). Teh big pikklols dat u can slyse wun way foar teh littlol rownd slysez oar long wayz foar teh pikklol speers, oar juss krunch dem up ryte frum teh jar. Itz ryte heer inna fridj, keepin nyse adn koald… lemme opin it up foar u.
Luuk, deyrz enuff foar ebbrywun!
NAWT HELPIN….
Ohai, AP
Yoo is makin mai mowf water wif yore torque ob dillol picklols, ai lubs doze.
Papa no can has bredd, kuz heez lerjik tu weet, so sumtymz wen he gets a hongree at nyte heel heet up a hawtdog oar tuu adn has dem wiff rysekaykz as teh starch, adn a pikklol oar tuu kownts as teh bejitumublol. Den he can sez he had a ballinsd meel.
Ai thort a balinst meel wuz a choklitt bar in eech hand!
Didja noe dat yoo can put a sweetpatata intu de mikrowaev [if yew runs a nife round it longwaes] an nuke it fur 4 minnits, den yoo can split it an put yore sossig innit.
Dat’s a lubbly hawtdawg [berry hawt iff yoos nawt careflol].
Mmm… sweetpatata wiff meltifyd buddur…
Ai canort stops larfin at ur commenz
conga rats onna solow!
Nawt teh trash u got lass tiem
Ai meen, hoo reely eets bejitumublols, ennywayz?
Dey maeks gud salsa tu go wif burgas.
Ai knowz, da cheep stuf iz gross
put elbenty cheezburgas on de list
u neber lissins tu mii
oh, sweetie, yu kan go! Bring yer list!
Goody – TJsmommy startid teh list upfred.
Oops…ai meens anemoneone!
mmmmm…… i b thinking wii needz tu gitting
Albacore Tooona burgerz
Beefy burgerz
Cheez burgerz
D….
Dubblol burgerz
Evurryfing onna dem burgurs
Fronch fries
G…
Gyant delux burgerz
Hawt joosy burgerz
Irrezistiblol baykun burgerz
J…
Jalepayno burgerz
Ketchup-n-umyun burgerz
Lip-smakkin-gud burgerz
M…
Myty Fine burgerz
Nomalishus burgerz
ooooo….. am u gonna finish dat burger?
p…..
Picklols on burgurs (sawry 2m)
Qualitee burgurs
Ranch burgurs
Sammin burgurs
T…
Terry-yaki burgurs
Ukelele moosik wil wii eet our burgurs
Venisun burgurs
Wasabi burgurs
Xtreemlee large burgurs
Yuck! Noe unyuns awn mai burgur!
Zabaglione affer teh burgurs!
w00t!!! wii finished deh burger list!!!
Harumph!!! Ai dint see ene burthday caek!!
Oh!!
BURger liszt. Nawt BURfday caek. . . . nebber mind.
Ai heer dey has sammins awn sayl. Adn shwimps!
Buy some flatfish so that I can have your sole…
U tayks adbantij ob ebry oppur toona tee.
It’s his sole aym in lief….
Akshully, the thot of going shopping wif a cat in a bag is teh horrifyin.
But that would mean letting the cat out of the bag…
SShhhh!!! Say nuffin.
Wotta fayse! Jus looka dat fayse!
List of noms to get:
Fancee Feest
Donutz
Cheezburgers
Soda
Cantaloupe
Cheezburgers
and did i menshun Fansee Feest?
an cheezburgers.
duz tehy make cheezburger-flavr Fansee Feest?
Wyte Glubbdz Seel Kitteh
wantz t3h Gud Nomz wut cumz in
Sparrklee Cutzd Glass Boal!
Powch Typedz Gooshee Food
willz duz in a pintch. Kitteh
wawntz oanlee t3h best!!
Prittee Wun shoodz knoez
dat Cheezburgr Masheen habz
Grayt Beeg Hungee 2!!!
Jack.
kitteh will help prittee wun feed teh cheezburger masheen!
u bis cheezburgz fur me?
how abowt dis?
http://www.cheeseburgerinacan.com/
we can stokk up!
(phooey, my comment showed a linkie on now it’s being moderatifyed.) *tries agin, leeving off teh w w w part*
How abowt dis?
cheeseburgerinacan.com/
we can stokk up!
an heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Lolbunnehz, Tjsmommy, an JanetCanHas4Kittehs an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif dark choklit glaze, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif frizbeez taht make raynbows wen tehy fly, all kinds ob fansee fings for playing dress-up including tiaras, sekrit agent sunglasses, fevver boas, rokkstar wigs, an lots ob fun fings – just look in teh magiklol goodie bags an see wut’s ther!, kandee, an soft fuzzy kitteh stikkers taht look like JCH4K’s kittehs!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
ICHC historee note: i, teh burfday fairy, wuz finked ob two yeers ago on JCH4K’s burfday becawz i (or my sekrit idenity) thot, wuldnt it be a graet tribyoot to janet an her graet spirit ob kindness if everyone, frum teh famussest cheezfrend to teh shyest lurker, culd hab a greeting on their burfday! an so i, teh burfday fairy, came into being.
an teh rest iz historee.
u am mai hero, Birfday Fairy!! u makez ebbreewun speshul!!
Happy Burfday Janet!!!
*sniff* Nao ai haz teh leekee aiez.
Thanks yoo Burfday Fairy. Yoo ar indeed mai heroine, too!
{{{{{{{{Burfday Fairy}}}}}}
An thank yoo cweenmj. Wun ov mai bestest frenz!
It neerlee borked mai hart tath ai cudn’t bee heer today.
But it wuz teh awnlee day we cud hav a burfday partee fur mai 95 yeer old Ant Daisy. Twas sposed to be in April, but she fell an cudn’t come!!
It wuz a verree nice partee – at hur churh hall. Ober 70 peepls came – an we had ton ov flours an bloons an a BIG chonklik cake wif ai skreem. An an lots ov otter munchies an punch an cawfee.
An ov corse there were lotz ov visiting relatives, too. An ai wuz in charj ov the hole thing. Ai dint hav eben a minnit free.
But mai Ant had a wunderful taim. She hadn’t seen hur frenz an relatives fur ober a yeer!!!! It wuz kinda sad to see tehm leev, menee wif hankeez an teerz, because they will moast laiklee nebber see hur again.
sew dat meens is alsew teh burfday fairy’s burfday tu! happee burfday tu yoo an lolbunnehz, tjsmommy and janetcanhas4kittehs!
Well den, happy birfingday tu yoo, burfday fairy!
ooh, i not finked ob it taht way. IZ my burfday too!
fank yooz, evreewun! 
can grand ululations on terning 2! ai hoaps is nawt gonna bee teh terriblol 2s.
so, just wayt till next yeer!
Happee Burfday, deer Burfday Fairy!!
.
♥
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER LolBz, JCH4K, TJ’sMum ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♥
oooo! nyslee dun pb!
* shairz sum burfdai caik wit bf *
*
* digz hoal in durt ..
Oooo, fuuud
!! * Thx Burfdai Fairy; yuu teh best 
*
LOL!!! This reelee IZ prettee!
An the sawng – so stranjlee famileear!
Cept fur teh wink!! Nawt shur ai ebber did THAT!! Prollee shud hav!
fangQ sew bery musch burfday fairy!! ai has a happee nao!!
**puts onna fansee party hat wif pompoms and noms on fudjy caik**
i haz a happee taht yoo haz a happee!
Oh oh oh!! Happytail birfdai TJsmommy, Janet an Lolbunnehz!!! Rooty toot toot!!! Wooty woot woot!!!
{{{{TJsmommy}}}}
happity-hippity-hoppity burfday, TJsmommy!!!
Happee Burfday, TJsmmmy!!!
Ai’m so sorree ai cudn’t bee heer to celbrayte wif yoo an ebreewun.
Den I noms dem
All I want to say is “Beautiful Kitten with gorgeous eyes!”
Marshmallow fluff? No, I has nawt seen it.
Noe moar tinz frum teh bargin bin. Taht las wun wuz maid uv fish lipz an um…bottom partz. Pleh! Pleh, ai sai!!
mi kitteh looooooves playin in those bagz 2!