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Ai cud inbyte awl my frenz ober wiff dat much fuds!
But, um, put teh goggie owt bakk, k? Fankeez.
Congrats, AP!
Fankeez, anni! We has a tye *dans-dans*
Adn we eech gawt a payr ob kommints tu tye wiff owrseffs!
Congarats, AP, foar leeding deh waiz!!! Ai iz bringin partee subz een ahnoor ob dis LOL. Yesh, dats rite, a 10-foot partee sub dat iz so bigz, wee has tu hab a hole bunchies ob peeps to halp carrie it in. Hey peeps, gibs mee a han, pweese an fankees!
I bringin notchos!
if tehy iz naot yo’s how ya gonna bring dem? dat wood be steelinK
Yoo rite. I bringin mai-tais insted.
Wana putz sum da maitaiz in maiwadurmelun? refreching, yis!
O mai, wayr tu start, wayr tu start?
Deyrz so menny meets adn cheezes awn dat sammich…
Adn teh nachoz luuks gud tu! Well, wyol ai is desyding…
*brings in a drink bar wiff beer adn lemmingayd adn obber stuffs*
Ai awlwayz misses teh nawt sekund praty. –comez layte wif toona adn anchoavy orr durrves adn big (big) bottuls uv tasty wite wyne (ai likes teh wynes tooo much)
ai leiks teh wyne tu! fankies fur bryngin sum!
*sipsipsipsip*
*lapsez intu a fud-adn-wyne koma*
‘coz Ai doan’t fink Ai cud eet awl dat….
…nawt awl a twuns, enniwai!
An u can hab teh bunneh fuds!
Dem R deh seeriyuss noms!
Tu kyoor teh moast seeriyuss hongreh!
it luuks sew gooooood! *drools a lil*
*Taykes napkinz an wypes drool frum BF473′s chin*
Der nao, dun luk at deh sammich noe morz.
sammich needz more CHEEZ!
Ohhh, yu R rite, Daisy de CC, awl dat terkey an onlee wun lonlee, lonlee swice ob swiss wif manee holz……wut a shayme. Hey, comez tu de partee up abuv. Ai brings a beeg sub wif plenny ob cheez!
Oh, ware R mai mannerz…..ai donut beweeve wee has met.
*Extends floofy paw ob frenship tu Daisy deh Curly Cat*
Hao yu bee?
Nice to meet yoo! ::shakes paw::
an du dey mayk cheezburgurs tu??
It wud tayk awl foar pawz tu handlol wun ob doaz!
ACK!!! Iz fals adbertizing!!!
Oh, dey yoozin wun ob dem fansee zoomy-lenz kamras. Ai gets it.
So it luuks kynda sorta lyke dis, oanly smawler.
Dats nawt neerly as eksyting.
Iz kynna lyke wen yu see wut luks tu bee deh bestest cheezburger awn de planit awn de TV commericalality, an den yu goes tu deh joynt an orderz it, an it awl frown tugebber lyke dey frew it atz de wahl befoar dey gabe itz tu yu. Falss abbertizing! Nawt tru!! Dey iz lyin!!!!
*secyoority kums an dragz ‘Niser awf tu de squadie car.
*waybz* Has fun in teh sawftly-paddid ruum!
duz yoo finks dey wil lett Niser bee 2minions naybur?
Well, derz no pikklols on dat sammich, so dey shud be okayz.
*Grabs security by tentacles and frees niser*
Now you either apologise to this kitty, or I enjoy some soul-food. Now which is it?
Oh, fankees cathulhu!!
*Brushes hurseff owf an pretens lyke nofing happend*
Loss mai hed foar juss a minit.
Shall I let them go then?
The thing is their souls smell so good, so rich and spicy.
*taykz a step bakk*
*den a fyoo moar*
Ai gues yu bedder, dey letz mee go awn mai wayz affer yu skayred…..er….tawked dem intu it.
*Lets go of security.*
*fetchez ‘Niserz hedd frum ober inna korner*
*re-attachez it wiff dukky-tayp*
*akts nachurel*
Oh, fankees AP. Ai wunnered ware dat hadz gawtten tu.
Dat kitteh kan handull it….kitteh’s eyez are NEBBUR beegur tahn her belleh!
Naw. Itz waaay smallr. Itz just dey want u to see waht it lookies liek in clos-up. dere is no cheezburger dat big eva inventd yet. -.-
whut?? noh cheezburgur dat beeg??
*hassa dissapoyntid*
Haow abwot da kined ai se awn teebee. furgetz naim ub man goze awl obur tu fined da biggest fingz nd etez,etez,etez,etez. sumtiiemz finixhez nd getz naim up awn wal oar getz t shrit wut sez he eted da hole fing.
Itz reelee disgusting.
Huzbum wachez dat nd den wantz. no no no no . he cant habit.
aifinks yoo is tawlkin abowt Man vs. Food.
Yis! datz da wun. haow can ennywun ete alw dat nd ownlee be meedyum fat? Ai wud wai 500 pwnz. nawt has tu wok, just lai down nd rolerolerole.
Dey b this size in mah dreems. And in teh hevuns.
Bof ob wich pwaces hab noe caloreez, sew yu cud eatz deh hole fing an nawt gane anee wate!!!
*Grabs Cheeseburg*
Watch this!
*Moves cheeseburger through four-dimesnional Tesseract space. Until it is a big as a car.*
I hope thats big enough.
*hands cathulhu a sardeen*
*luuks hoapful*
*Moves sardine through tesseract space until it is ten foot long.*
That big enough?
*has an impressd* Nao datz a fishee! *nom-nom!*
teh biggest burger is 3 feet an itz a HAMburger..
not a cheezburger
dis cheezburger iz only liek 6 inchez
Dood. Itz a turkeh sammich.
Ai thort dere wuz sumfin rong wiv teh bun!
I saw a man eating fish once.
Then I saw him eating chips…
Bye for now, must get seven eons of rest in.
sweet dreems!
itz no turkeh sammich!
itz a cheezburger..
half turkeh on 1 side
half cheez on deh oder
but hoomins think dat cheezburgers usually hav incorect bred on it
What’s that a commercial for?! Wahtever it is, I gotta get me one!