I should prolly tell de nice fireman I already rescued myself.
mebbe hez da wun whos needs help
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But him iz sew nies!
An ai lubb tu sea him clime sew hi!!
An ai hav him awl tu maisalf!!
Gud plan, OCM!
Ohai agen! Ai thot ai waz going tu be awl aloan fer a wiel dere!
Ohai! Ai haz tu go naow!
Mai boi wantz tu goe onna FB! Bai fer naow!
Bai! *waivs*
whitch? .. . . . .. ..ai no U . . . . ………. maib.. . . .
Someone call a firecat.
Anna teaser?? ♫Ai’m bein followd bai a moooon shaddow,
mooooon shaddow moonshaddow…♫
I think I love you. <3
Awgee, fanks! Even if he took teh Cat owt of his name, we can still lyke teh Cat Stevens musics, yesh?
Othawies, ai cud juss sit heer an gawp liek evvriwun elz.
Ohai Anemoneone! Hao u bee?
Fien thankee OCM, juss hangin arouwn unnder de tree heer, waytin fur de iiscreem van tu cum round. Ai thnik aill hab a 99 cone. Wot yoo want?
Um…a banilly wiv choclit awn top plzthx!
Chonklit sprinklols or a chonklit flaek, liek in may 99 cone wif de wippee iiescreem? Doo yoo hav 99 cones in Oz?
Ah – yesh. Ai nyoo that waz fermiliar! Teh flayk is teh nommy!!
Fankees foar meriynding meh!
Ai buyz yoo wun wen yoo cums tu TTI.
ifn yu buiys ocm wun, den ai can buys yu one, AO!
Ohai DrGizmo!! Nies tu sea u!!
Oailubsit!!!! DRGIZMO!! hao kuul is dat!!!!!
heehee, fankees shatzeesmom!
nyc tu sea yu tu, ocm
hokey dokey.
*cownts hao menny dais awn fingas an tose* *runz owt ov dijitz*
Hazza eggsited!!
*taeks sox off an holeds out hans and feetz tu ocm fur cowntin on*
Thx AO! Taht shud bee enuff nao!
Mai littlolist kitteh iz nawt hoem yet. Teh bofe yung wunz had vaxinashuns tudai an him waz BERRY skerd. Him waz kwaking an hid unner a shelf wen we got hoem. Nao him nawt coming in fer himz dinna an itz almost 11 pee em.
Ginja boi iz wurreed tu – kepes patting mai nee.
Kitteh is maekin yoo suffer fur dat vaxinashun visit.
Aifinkso! Him waz a trapt kitteh an hayts having teh dore shut behynd him, sew offen iz hard tu get him in fore the nite, butt(!) wen him iz in him iz teh snugglolee wun.
Monty duzzen noe wat tu du wiv himsalf. Kepes lukking owt teh dore.
*nods* ai has a shur he will bee hoam as sune as his bellee starts tu rumblol! *crosses paws teh kitteh dusnt mayk hims mummeh wurree fur much longur*
Him iz nawt a verry fud drivin kitteh. Butt(!) ai am shor he wil com in suun enuff….wenebber dat iz!
In teh meentiem, Brideshead R is awn teh teebee. Ai nawt ebber scene it befaw. Can u bleev taht??
Sew ai am wotshing it wiel ai wayt.
An gess hoo juss wolsd up tu teh dore an sed “Meow, wearz mai dinna?” Few. Releef.
yu noes, ai has nebber scene dat befur eevur! ai has hurd its bery gud, tho – ai hopeso yu injoys it! wud yu lyks sum poppycorms tu accompanee it? *passis teh bowl tu ocm wif reelee, reelle lowng arms…
*
woooooohooooo! gud kitteh fur finalloly koming hoam!
Poppycorms! Yum! *Reeches acraws wadder wiv go-go-gadjet armz* Thx DrGizmo!
poppycormz?? waer??
*nomnomnom*
ohai everyone … i have been busy busy busy recently, so haven’t come by to say hi. and now i have to bring sad news — we had to let the d’Beaker labs Lab cross the bridge. he was just too old, starting to hurt, no fun in his eyes any more … so we got to sit with him for a while at this end of the bridge, then say goodbye and let him go.
and … umm … er … the kittehs in the meadow may have a more exciting time than usual the next few days. just sayin.
O {{{{{phillipe an lab Lab}}}}} so sorree fer ur loss…is teh hardest fing to dew eben wen u kno in ur hart uv harts taht it is teh most loving fing…
Oh so sad. Sawree tu heer tihs nyoos.
{{{{Phillipe & famlee}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{P’dB}}}}}}}}}} Ai has los frens obber teh bridge recently tu. I am Sorry for your loss.
Sawree tu heer ov yor loss tu, Shadow83.
{{{{Shadow83}}}}
Ai m sorri for de empty space in yor home. Ai doant noe yoo but dis is hard for enni wun who luvvs de aminonl dey livs wiv.
{{{d’Beaker famblee/werkas}}}
Oh noes {{{{Phillipe }}}} ai has such a sad fur yu, Phillipe. ai’m sew sorry fur yur loss.
My thoughts go out to your family and to the lab Lab, Fleep. It is so very hard to lose a dear one – my older sister and her husband had to do the same with their older collie. So much arthritis in her hips that she couldn’t walk, could barely even stand up.
I saw a post on FB a couple days ago, as well – my younger sister’s pet rabbit crossed the bridge while she was at work. Had had him for nearly five years.
The d’Beaker Lab will have a bunneh to chase (but not catch) up there….
I’m so sorry for you and your family. I know there’s a hole in your life right now.
{{{Phillipe adn lab Lab}}} Hugs and shmoos tu yu adn yur famblee. Ai’m shur heez habbin a grate tyme in teh meadow.
{{{Phillipe d’Beaker}}}
I can imagine how sad you must be feeling.
{{{{{Fleep}}}}}
I so sorry tu heering dis. I noez deh Lab haz ben a big part uv ur life and u will missing him like crazy. Iz gud tu sitting wif deh critterz az dehy leeving and gibbing dem lub tu carry dem owt. I noez hii wuz comforted bai ur prezentz.
{{{{{Fleep}}}}}
{{Pd’B}}
mai deepest sympafees tu yoo.
Dear Perfesser D’B: wurds jest kan nawt xpress haow teh sadniss Ai feal foar yuu; Ai had to halp 2 labbie-bois oaver teh bridj; teh last wun iys gettyng kynda auld naow, tuu; Pleez tuu axcept mai syncearist kundohlincis tuu yuu adn yuur famblee:
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥{{{{{{{{{{ Phillippe & Famblee }}}}}}}}♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
{{{{Phillipe & Lab’s lab}}}}
{{{{{phillipe an lab lab & fambly}}}}}
i am sorry yor good frend had to go to teh bridj. eben if iz teh best fing, i know yoo will missing him.
thank you everybody, for the hugs and sympathies and kind thoughts
{{{{{{{{everyone}}}}}}}}}
So sorry to hear of your loss. I’m sure he will have lots of fun drooling on all the kittehs.
This will probably be invisiblol, but {{{{{{{{{{Phillippe}}}}}}}}}
wow. I think it must be a gift from d’Beaker’s Lab…I”M VISIBLE *and* with my avatar!!!!!!!!!!1
sorry, i be quiet now. kthxnowyouseewhyyoushouldn’tinvitemetoafuneral.
YAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
*Stiflols inappropriate laffter*
Sry… 
Ai wud be onnurd tu has u at mai fyooneral, mary-o.
Plz tu nawt chanj hoo u is. U is lubbd… awl ob u, as u ar.
ai agreezz wiffyoo!
awwwwwwwwwww you guys………
{{sweetpea}}
diss izz a diffurunt sittyooayshun…
Ohai mary0/sweetpea! Iffin ai wuz tew haz a fyooneril, ai wood be teh onnerd tew haz yu beeing dare {{{{{mary0/sweetpea}}}}}
{{{{{{{Fleep}}}}}}} ai yam sew sorry fur yor hurted hart
*sends beemz ob peesful, warm adn happytail membereez*
Oh dat clebber kehtti!
he makes hoomans luk liek dum!
9-1-1?
not be needin dat mefinks
kehtti is bein vewy triksy…
-QM
Ohai, Quoteman!!! Gud tu see ur poem!! I am so glad u invented dis style, it fitz deh kittyz perfectly!!
ohai, mai cween!!
*bowz, offurz chokklits*
adn hao izz yur majestee tudai?
Hawt!!! hawt-hawt-hawt!!!!
*nomz chokklit kwik b4 it meltz*
Fankz!
yur welcom, yur majestee!!
gess wutt? ai gradyoowaytedd yesturdai!! No moar ohai skool fur meh!
Ohai, ainawtfinkso dat we haz met before.
*extenz flooffy paw*
Ai wud juss liek to say “Congratchewlaysuns”.
aifinksew, tew!
*shaekz floofeh paw wiff mai skaelee wun*
fankyoo! iz grate tew bii owt!
(btw-mynd iffn ai addz yoo az a frend? ai wudd, butt (!) afturr reedink yurr profyle, ai deesyded tew nawt awtomaticlolee send a rekwest…)
Ob corse, ai juss sended yoo a frendrekwest.
Ai putted dat on mai profiel becos ai wos gettin frendrekwests frum peepl dat ai diddnawt noe an nebber met on ICHC. Ai nebber wonted to be pikki but ai juss coodnt keep up wif wot wos happnin wif de peeps dat ai did noe. Duz dat maek sents?
yesh…ai cans unndurstaynd datt…
*sniffz* ai nawt smellz annefink….butt ai unndurrstayndz wut yur sayink…
P.S. ai eggsepted yur rekwest.
Ai noes, ai juss lukked.
okaiz…jusst thot ai’d tellz yoo..
Congraduationlations to teh DK! Woot! (Would we lyke to bii yung again? Maybe! To be in ohai skool again? Nawt so much!!)
Yesh, ai shud tel himz…butt (!) awn teh uvver paw…jus luuk at haow mush fun hez havin clymin taht tree. Ai doan wanna spoyl taht fer himz!
An how clevva to clime de tree wif no pointey enz to holed on wif.
Teh fyremens adn teh linemen has the speshul attachublol poyntee ends. Dats prettee clebber, too!
I tinks Kitty should rescue fiyerman…
Ah finks hims momma is cawled nine-lebbenty. Kitteh wuzzn nebber inna tree, but hims momma jus wannid tu lukks at da fyremens.
@@@@@
hush yoo! yu’re gibben awai teh seekret!
I iz shokked.
shokked and appalled.
how kin u finkz ennywun wud wanting tu luking at deh fyremenz?
I can’t imagining such a fing!!!
*coff coff*
*coff coff*
one of the kittehs i lived with did this
he got on to the kitchen roof (a single storey extension on my house), and did the ‘meow meow halp meow’ thing.
i opened the (upstairs) bedroom window, to try and get him to jump in through that, and got more ‘meow meow halp meow’
so i got the ladder out, and climbed up to the kitchen roof. no cat.
looked down and got the ‘o hai, what is you doing up there?’ look.
hmph.
Sumhao tehy noe!
Handsumm Fyremenz nawtz
cawmplayn when Strypee Kitteh
pullz dis clebburr trikk!
Strypee Kitteh coodz
habz staydz in Tree, but feengz luukz
bettah frum t3h grownd!!
Ifz Clebburr Kitteh
staydz in Tree hurz coodz beez t3h
Damsill inz Distress!!
Handsumm Fyreman wood
carree Kitteh awn himz brawd
shoaldurr awn wayz doawn!!!
Jack.
Clappity, Jack! Kitteh iz clebber indede!
Hmmmmm.
Skyoos mii foar teh fyoo minnits – suddinlee ai hassing dis beri strawng erj tu clyming a tree …..
*clamburclamburclambur [skyoos mii, burdees] climbclimb [owta da wae dere, skwirrl] skoochskooch owt onna bransch*
ahem coffcoff O halp! Halp! Skyoos mii, Mistur Hansim Fyermens – obur heer! Ai hassa dis stress an ai niiding yu tu reskyooing mii!!
*wunders ifn seh shud has clymed moar haier in teh tree tu getting teh lawngur carreeing daown*
*arribez att tree*
duz yoo bii needink anne halpz??
Wel ….. dat awl dipenns. Duz yu beeing a Hansim Fyermens?
nawt necissarilee a fyermanz….
Um ….. wel ….. ai shud prollee wate heer foar teh purrfeshnuls tu arraibing. Mebbee yu cud cawling Nien-Elebentee foar mii? An den maek shur dey cums heer tu dis tree?? An ai’ll jus clyme uppabit ohaiur, sew dat it bees wurf
maidere wyols wen day gets heer.*clymes ohaiur inna tree*
Butt (!) ai haz gud klawz fur klyming wiff…
Ai unnerstans dat, an fankees beri mush foar teh offur (an beri happee gradyayshuns, bai teh wae!!) butt (*!*) ai reelee du fink ai shud wayting foar teh Hansim Fyermens – yu noes hao dey haets it wen wel-meening armaturs duing der jawb foar dem. If yu wuddint mynd setting jus a smawl, beri contayndid fyre, dough – jus a beri littol wun – dat miet gets dem heer fastur. Has yu cawlinged dem liek ai askt??
fyne….
*littlol sighz*
*breefz /smawll/ fyer awai frum treez (afturr awl, yoo wuddnawt watn yur tree tew burnn daown befoar teh fyermanz com!)*
*maekz teh askked foar cawl*
Ohai dayr, nicewitch!
Handsumm Fyrezmenz showz
upz wiff Grayt Beeg Shynee Trukk
2 reskewz Kitten!
Grayt Beeg Lawwwwwwwwng Laddurr
shootz up slowwwwwwlee wiff Fyrezman
hanggengz awn tyte!
Fyrezman amz Berreh
Handsumm az himz reetchez owtz
andz lifftz up Kitteh!!
Fyrezman hoaldz Kitteh
awn himz shoaldurr az himz clymez
daown the Lawwwwwwwwwwg Laddurr!!
Nysswitch Kitteh habz
Grayt Beeg Jynoarmuss Happee!
Lubz Handsumm Fyrezman!!!
Jack.
ai has a littlol jellyous aifinkso. wai tu go nicewitch well plaied!
*gigglols* Fankees!
Ooooooooooooooooooo.
*syes happlee*
Fankees seeeeeeew mush, Hansim Fyermans!
(an fankees foar teh grate pome, Jack!)
(an fankees DK, foar cawling dem, an foar teh littol fyre, tu – beri thotty ob yu tu nawt burning daown teh tree ai needid tu beeing reskyood frum.)
*Scuttles quietly behind kitty*
(I wonder how high the kitty will jump into the tree if I go BOO!)
Well the kitty, will learn not to tease firemen, and the fireman will find the kitty and rescue him. Win-win.
Mebbeh. Ai nawt fink kittehs lern much frum wat we tri tu teech dem. Tehy alreddi noe wat dey wont tu noe.
adn wen kitteh comez bakk, dere willz bii a littlol isshoo wiff kitteh’s poyntee endz….
teh poyntee endz are wellz….poyntee!
Waet…dere arre fyermanz heer? oh deer…nao ai knoez wutt awl teh konbursayshunz arre gowink tew bii abowt…
*hydes*
Apropos of nuffink: I wuns had a St. Bernard goggeh who climbed trees. The first time, I called the fire department and essplayned about a 125 pound dog 10 feet up inna tree. They laffed and laffed, and I insisted it was *nawt* a joke. So they came to see if it wuz true. And then they laffed and laffed some more!!!
O.o
Hao manee thymez didd teh goggeh fawl owt obb teh treez?? ai’z shur datt sum obb teh branchez wurr thinnnurr den goggeh antis…antic…den gotteh eggspegted!
Sum peepl wil du ennyfing foar a fyrmens bizit.
izz weerd, amirite?
Unyooshual. Nawt weerd.
fyne…unyooshulol….
Butt(!) we am alwais perlite in Cheezland, rite?
shur…duzzzn’t meen datt weerd izz nawt perlite, per se…izz jusst…weerd (iffn itt halpz, ai meenz itt inn teh moast perlitezt wai pawsiblol…)
K
awltho…yur probablee rite….
fyne…unyooshulol….
MAybe it thought the tree was another dog because of the bark…
mebbeh wuzz a dogwood tree??
The thing about trees is that they’re bark is worse than they’re bite…
hmmm….ai wudd hayte furr a tree tew byte meh….
*heddesk*
datt wudd lukk weerd…hao duzza dessk gett a hed??
Maybe the desk needed to be first, so it had to get a head…
ai thotsew datt wuz wutt teh hatt haddeded tew du, tho…
meenz she smashed her face intu da desk *facepalm*
*glarez att*
ai knoez dat!!!
sheesh…dunt unnerstaynd a joek?
fur datt matturr, jusst hao didd yur palm groe a faes??
It takes alot of genetic engineering and surgery…
uv corse yoo culd awlways du et leik dis:
ay fayce palm issa verry speshul tree.
ohz!! ai sawededed a pikktchoor ob datt awn…aifinksew itt wuz awn teh “so much pun” site…..
Stans at the frunt ov teh lion….
I knew of a Frenchman who stood at the front of a lion.
Do to an unfortunate incident, he changed his name to:-
Claude Bottom.
Ai gess him cood nebber sai “ai LMAO” tehn…
An awn taht noet, ai wil sai gudnite gennelmins!
Seeya!
ai finks ai knowed him wunce
didd teh lyon eet Stan?
Noe….him gawt in teh car.
hao wuzz a carr dere iffn himz wuzz inn frunt obb a lyon?
Raydee wuz a sirkus lyun
Raydee had a haydee traynur
Wun dai she mayd raydee kross
Soe raydee ayt hur.
wut duzz a raydeeator habb tew du wiff teh lyon?
aithotsew datt a raydeeaytor wuzz yoozed tew heet waturr.
Nuffin atawl – iz juss a sillee rime Ai fownd in a dustee kornur uv wat passis fur mai brane.
ohz…datt remyndz meh ob a rhymmme datt ai ramemburz…
lemme sii…
Timmeh wuzz a chemizzt’z kidd.
Butt (!) Timmeh izz no moar-
Wutt Timmeh thot wuz H20,
Wuz H2SO4!
(read: himz thot himz wuzz drinking waturz, butt (!) innsted, himz drankz sulfurikk asid!!)
Carnt be two dustee, Anni. Ai noe dat rime two. Frum scool daze.
Nao ai iz reele gowing tu bed.
Nite.
yeh well once you look back again…
“hey Fluffy.. canz u help da fireman get out of de tree?”
Dat mite bii teh reeson datt teh kitteh gotz himselfz owt obb teh tree tew beginn wiff!
yeh..
we lolcats r to smart 4 teh fireman..
we jus climb down on de laddar
This is THE BEST lol I have EVER seen
testing. this bean a nexperiment.
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee can you see me???
Yeff, adn u has ur abatart bakk! Yay!!
yesh ai cans!!
*bakkz awai frum teh klingee vinez*
Feer is contayjus.
Approach wiff lubs adn u will has lubbs.
Reetreet wiff feer adn u will be rewarded wiff whut u feers.
Is a paradox, yeff, yet is teh road tu wizdums. Adn strenff.
pleh! mai cawmint wentededed awff teh edje obb teh cawmint bawkz…
hmmm….butt (!) stillz, ai’z a littlol feered obb teh ten-drillz…
Has u herd hao goggiez can smell feer?
Itz a yoonibersul truuf.
Befoar langwidj, deyr wuz still communikayshun.
Speek wiff ur hoal beying, adn u will be unnerstuud.
But bewayr doze hoo ar beyond unnerstanding,
oar hoo will tayk adbantaj ob whut adn hoo u is.
Wen tuu hoo ar nollijablol in teh wurkings ob teh yoonibers
Meet in teh kontext ob lub adn myootyual trust
Only gud can result frum deyr innerakshuns.
Ai trusts mary-o tu kno whut is reel adn tru
Adn deyrby feel konfident in entrusting maiseff tu hur tendrilz.
Wen u has acheevd dis confidens, u will feel no feer.
Has fayth, grasshoppur.
……
sinse wen didd yoo turn inntew a fillosofurr??
Ur wun hoo kwoted frum mai buuk, Teh Filosofikul Rytings ob a Kaliko Kitteh, in wun ob ur ranDum momints.
Has u furgottin alreddy?
Lemme jog ur memry… Kittehs ar peepls tuu…
Reelee??
fooee…ai nawt knoed datt…
oar iffn ai didd, ai toatlolee furgottedededed itt….wao….
Tuuk a wyol tu fynd it wiff googlol, but heerz mai orijinul.
Yoo kwoted it laytur in wun ob ur randum momints…
icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/07/funny-pictures-not-want-wut-u-got/comment-page-1/#comment-588194
Deyrz anubber kwote heer, but ai doan fink u yoozd it…
icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/02/funny-pictures-lunch-laydee-kitteh/comment-page-1/#comment-665355
wellz…sew ai musst hab….ai toatlolee furgottededed abowt dat…
Be kayrful, DK. Ur tuu yung tu be hazzing memry prollems.
wellz, siiyink az ai wuzz a seenyur inn ohai skool, ai can sai datt ai haddeded a ‘senyurr mowmint’…
Wellz, ai nawt canz dribe, adn nawt ebben haz teh lernurz purrmitt furr itt annewaez, sew, aifinksew ai’z okai…
Well den, deyrz wun fing ai wud ask u tu tayk wiff u wen u is lernin. It oanly tayks a sekkund.
Juss wun… split… sekkund. Den boom.
Stay attentib. Stay awayrz. Stay alybe.
yesh…ai agreez wiff dat wun….
bwahahahahaa 8)
*klymz up intu teh vyne*
*noms a peepod oar tuu* ooo dey ar so sweet!
*fynds a kumfy littlol tanglol*
*kurls up tu sleeps* purrrrrrr
*luukkzz upp att teh vienz*
If ai retreets in feer, u wud cawl me a hippokrit.
If ai embraysez mai filosofy, u cawls me a braggart.
Ai is whut ai is, adn ai duz whut ai duz.
Whut duz u chooz tu du?
Ai awayts wiff innerested antisipayshun.
This definitely makes perfect sense to me!!