
U mite wanna refink ur gaem of “tease teh sharp-ended quadriped.”
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U mite wanna refink ur gaem of “tease teh sharp-ended quadriped.”
Picture by: Marius Kroon Caption by: Fleurs-Du-Mal via Advanced Lol Builder
Cmawn, juss wun likk!
…oar fybe
Congratz, AP! *Puts out icecream buffet* Endless icecream nite, plz to halp your shelfs!
Fankeez, pjp!
Lessee, chokklit, adn mint chip, adn spoomoanee, adn… wippy creem!
wif chonklit sawse on topp!
*comes running in at teh annowncmunt ub an icecream buffet*
wuld yoo leik yurs inna wafflol kone?
Iz there chonklit wif teh wafflol kone???
“iz there chonklit wif teh wafflol kone”?? datsa sillee kwestshun! uv corse der’s chonklit!
OOOH, dere’s an Wafful Cone icecream! It has choccy cubburred wafflolcone bits in it! 2minions botted it furr me!
It wuz teh Nom!
OOO AngelPlume gottid deh solo tawp spawt!!
*bangz on rat howse*
Git on owt heer, ratz!!! it b conga time!!
*ratz stragglol owt wearing deh tropiclol owtfitz in berry brite kullerz*
Ok, straten dat line!! Sidney, put ur hat on!! Ethel, go bak and change, dis am nawt deh pengwin dans!!!
Everee buddy reddy?? And a-wun, adn a-five!
Konga, konga, kon–GA!!!
Konga, konga, kon–GA!!!
Konga, konga, kon–GA!!!
*joyns teh konga lyne* Konga, konga, kon-GA!
*Lines up between Sidney and Ethel* *Jump jump jump*
*sumwaht layte*
OWIE!! Ai think maybee ai terned mai anklol.
*Lines up between pj perryy an AngelPlume*
Konga, konga, kon–GA!!!
Konga, konga, kon–GA!!!
Konga, konga, kon–GA!!!
*summuns YNG tu halps Janet*
*hops into the conga line, ice cream in hand*
PARTEEE TAIM!! TEH DAWN KEY IZ HEER!!
Ummmm. . .
an teh YNG . . .
*closes eyes*
I fink I saw kafleen peek!
Wutt!
Mmm…Iceeenoms!
Kayrful nawt tu gets ur tung stukkifyed!
Danger!! Brayne freeze!
aysskreem insidint in 3…2…
Lap insident in 5… 4…
Taim fur wyping up teh blud . . .
I wunse shayred my isee kreem wif Josie.
Hur lubbed it an wentid liklikliklikliklik.
Suddenlee, hur stawped likkin an gottid teh FUNNYIST luuk awn hur fayse.
Hur haddid a KITTEH BRAYNE FREEZ!
hahahah, dat wuz funnee rhsb!
Wel ai waz gonna say lol, wivva smiley, butt(!) it gawt moderaytid. A smiley????!! Com awn WP!
WP is bein a poophead tonight. It completely booted me off and I had to log back in. Dat NEBBUR hardly happens
Bwahahahaha! My goggie had wun wunce, ai yam shur, but ai neber saw uh kitteh hab uh branial blizzard. Dat wuld bii phunny!!!
Mew…Mew…Merp?
Ai had a kitteh wuns wiv potater stukk in ruuf ov himz mowf. Funneee. Had himz por rite in mowf, tryin tu skraip it owt.
Josie wantid a byte of eberyfing I wuz eetin.
I gibbed hur peenut budder wunse, an dat wuz funny to watching!
Ai can has cawnfesshun?
Hoap it duzzin get mii kicked owta cheezland.
Scotch taip awn kitteh piddehs iz teh PHUNNY!!!
I umm knew someone who made wax-paper boots for kitteh to ware in da snow. HILLARIOUSH!
*giggle*
I wuld lub tew meet dis persun.
Cleerly dey awr uh ♫GEENYUS!!!♫
IThis person has also been known to be very versitail in da artz of static elektricitees.Ooooh! Uh MacGyver vexor! Downside up carpet runners awr gudd foar teaching kitteh dat pointy ends hurt. Iz alsew gud foar early summer popcat shows.
OK, befoar teh trolls ape-ear, ai prawmiss, dats az bad az it gets. Ai aksidentally discubbered it playing uh prank awn uh hyoomin.
*Evil laff* Aksidental kitteh pranks! Maybe dats wat happend on da previous lol
[plans tew aksidentaly spray PAM]
[awn wooden staircase landing]
Ai always wanted tew see if
(bladder full awn teh way owt
tew teh frunt yard inna hurry)
goggies can fly.
ai yooz teh peenut buddur tu gib mai goggies medisin.
ai hasta bee cayrful wen ai eets teh icy creem cuz ai gits teh hedayks reel eezee. ai alsew gits icy creem bak ayks.
Icy creem bak ayks?!?
Eeting, yor doin’ it rong aifinkso.
Dis ain’t South Park.
lessee….icy creem gohs en teh mouf an slydes doun tu teh tummee…prettee shur ai is du yin et rite. XP
Ai getz the cowld-stuff bakayks, tew! Speshully wen drinkifying the frosty-icy smoovies.
ai finallee meetid sumwun els whu gits dem! peeplol awlways finks itz teh weerd dat ai gits dem. ai hasta bee cayrfull wif teh shayks an smoothees. dey is teh wurst!
Ohai keshet. Ai gnu wut yew meant (ai fink). Ai neber had dem, but ai can well imajin dat teh bwane nerve aches mite tabil down teh spine adn cawz bakkyaches. Wen ai had my bladder De Gaulle owt, my showlder hurt awl teh tiem. Doktor sed it wuz coz it wuz connekted tew nerves near my diaphragm.
Ai wuz jes playin wif teh pawsibilities ob proximity and uh reference tew uh SP episode ware peeps engaged in reverse feeding habits. Ai nawt maik lite ob yor owie. {{{{keshet}}}}
is ok nc! ai wuzzent upsettid. ai had furgettid abowt dat epeesode.
ai dunno iffen et has tu du wif teh nurves oar iffen is cuz teh tummee ful uv coled is sittin rite neggst tu teh spyne. awl ai nohs is dat ai leiks teh icy creem!
Maybi izza spasm in teh esoffagoose. Runs close to spyne adn some folks getta cramp innit wif swallowin cold stuffs. Can hurt in front lyka heart-payne; maybi in bakk alsotu?
mii eever **goez anna getz iceecreems anna twryes tu gib tu TJ**
dat kitteh luuks a littlol leik mai TJ aifinkso.
Why doan yew go taunt dat tortoise racing leporid ober there instead?
Yew gno, teeze teh hare?
**fais-paw**
tew funnee, ewe awlwais maik mii laff
Awww shucks [digs toe in teh durt]
Ai jes liek to foke pun.
My neighbors cat did exactly that to me except the little bastard lunged and knocked it on my lap
Kitteh bi cross ide think
[refinks game selekshun]
Wii culd play:
Annoy teh angry anteater
Badger teh bad tempered badger
Confuse teh cantankerous camel
Displease teh dumb doggie
E…
Enrayj teh enormus elefunt
Flip awf teh fansee flamingo
Gawk at teh ginormus gurilla
H…
Infyooriayt teh insayshibul insekts
Jab at teh jokkying jiraff
Krakk joaks at teh krankee krokkodyle
L…
Harrang teh hot-tempurd hippoez
whew! Adn tu gets us bakk awn trakk…
Laff at teh limping llamma
Mokk teh manik munkee
Nip at teh nastee ninkumpoop
O…
Laff at teh lyon (den git en teh kar wiffa kwickniss)
Mosh wif teh madd munkee
Nom teh un nommablol foh
O…
Obnoxshusify an ostruch
Pester a pengwin
Quiz a qwarelous qwalla
R…
Ogle teh Octopusssses
Pownce awn teh Pewter
Qwiklee . . .quietlee . . . qweep up to teh qween (ai traid!
R. . .
Rasslol a roostur
Snap a skallup
Tikklol a tygur
U….
Rope the raging Rhea
Saddle the shy Shetland
Taunt the tired Tiger (adn runwifaquikness!!
U…
Unhinge teh ungulate
Vex the vixen
Xacerbate teh annoyance of the X-ray fish
Yoke a yak
Zither a zebra
To the point.
Pic lol, comments awful ХD Albanian English is creepy.
Testy – nuffin tew sii here. Moob alawng
arrrggghh! mai stoopy goggie sabotajed tudays cheezmeet. juss beefour ai wuz gonna bee leevin, shee snortid ay foxytayl. *sigh*
shee’s at teh eemurjencee vet rite nao. gonna cost mee $350.
itz ay gud fing ai leiks hur.
Sry, keshet, I hope shee b ok.
Silleh goggie!
wee wil tri teh cheezmeet agin onna teh 19fh an Ginny wil bee toled “noh stawpin tu smellify teh foxytayls!”
teh beeg wurry is dat shee is 16 yeers oweld wiffa bad livur, butt butt shee shuld bee teh ok. dey wil cawl mee wen shee is reddy tu bee pikt up.
Ginny’s hoam. shee snortid nawt wun, butt butt 2 foxytayls. der wuz ay cupplol der wif der bocksur whu had alsew snortid wun. vet sayd shee’s fownd 5 beefour!
{{{{{keshet & Ginny}}}}}
Ai bin known tew chase uh few fawksez tayles myself.
Srysly, ohaiskool GF hadda Samoyed, adn cozza their thick fur, teh nasty liddlol buggers wuld burrow intew their flesh adn cawz gaping holes. Doez iz nasty liddlol diaspores.
mai advise tu yoo: dunnawt snort dem!
Ginny had wun dat burrohed intu hur bellee ay few yeers agoh. dey is nastee buggurs!
oh no, hope teh pore silly goggie will be okay. an taht her haz lerned not to do taht!
now if i culd get my kitteh to stopp running nose-furst into cactuses…
teh fings dat aminlols gits intu (an kidlets tu fur dat mattur)! maybee wee neads tu envent ay noz gard fur kittehs an goggies.
Ai yam in! [hands keshet adn LM sum munies]
If it keeps teh snot prints frum awl free awf teh windowz tew.
Aifinks is tyme to refunks tah gayme of
how musch ice cream from crow!
How musch danse a ho ho!
Cat thinks, all I have to do is extend my claws..
Dats cats answer tew eberyfing. Didn’t yew read my cawnfesshun abowt scotch taip? Kitteh nawt bii in uh gudd humor affur dat.
Ai sawz a tip sumwerz abawt uzing 2 sidud taip awn a glub tu remub loos haireez frum yur kitteh. Ai wunderz if de persun hu rote dat had a kitteh!
“Quadruped.” Sheesh.