Box of ebil iz napping. Pls to come bak laters for pain an suffering.
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Ai is nawt ebil!
Plz tu cum bakk foar snorglols adn purring!
Congrats, AP!
Fankeez, anni… luuks lyke itz juss u adn meh, adn we has a tye!
*dans-dans-dansintutehbooteek-dans-dans*
Iz danjeruss 2 sai we aer alown – dat yooshullee maeks elebnty hunnerd peeplz appeer frum noware!
Ai hoaps so! (a krowd ob cheezpeeps canna be bad)
[runz in adn *boop*s AP²]
Hoo aer u cawlin skwaer?
Habn’t yew herd? Iz hip tew bii skware. Jes ask Huey Lewis.
*danses tew teh saksofone harmonies*
*fynds a hydee-playse behynd teh doorjam*
*pownsez as he cums fruu*
*BOOP!*
*EEP* Ahaha! Yew cawt mii wen ai wuzzin lukkin.
[duz crab walk tew intimidate AP]
[fawls awf tippytoes, flops awn floor]
Ai…ai…ai ment tew dew dat.
*pownsez awn nc66z belleh*
*rasslol-rasslol-rawwr!*
wut?? hao duzz a door has jam??? adn wut flavur wudd datt bii??
*has a kyorriuss nao*
Teh wun ai is luukin at nao iz pinkish, so must be strumberreh.
ah…datt mite bii teh cayse…
*sneekee eyez*
*BOOP!*
*runrunrunsawaiwiffakwikkness*
*run-chayse-skrabblol-run-run-pownse!*
*BOOP!*
Beleeb me iz mor beddur nor trafik oar toze kined. just ad sugur nd stur til itz dun.
lolz! i’s ust to havz a kitty nicknamed ‘Boop’; just ferz dat reezon!
*BOOP!* gotcha! *runs*
AngelPlume! Congratus on ur nawt secund!!
*donkey duz a littlol jig*
Congarats, AP!! An ai agreez, himz iz nawt ebil. Butt (!!) sum peeps kud has a skayrd frum doze goldie ET eis, aifinkso!!!
*plais Teh Irish Washerwoman onna conserteena fer kafleen tew jig tew*
Ohai Kafleen! Adn fankeez!
*dans-dans-dansinajigwifftehdonkeh-dans-dans*
Ai need mai sleep!
Cant u see itz daytyme?
*hassa impayshunt*
is yoo dun nappin nao?
Naow?
Izzit gettin dark yet? Ai lykes tu prowl arown inna nyte.
Dis be mai daytyme sleepy-playse.
how bowt naow?
Noez?
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hao abowt nao?
AAAKKK!!!
*runs unner teh kowch tu fynd a kwietur daytyme sleepy-playse*
ohai, AP!
*poekz hed unnur kowch*
wut abowt nao?
*swats dkz noaz* Leeb meh aloans!
arre yoo shur?
*kwietlee*
Otay, fyne. Ai is awayk nao.
*struts owt frum unner teh kowch*
So, wayrz mai gushifuds?
Ar dey reddy yet?
Hm? Hao abowt nao?
Ha! Ai knoo dat wud wurk.
*goez bakk unner teh kowch* zzzzzzzzzzzz…
*creeps up and leaves hot chocolate drink and chocolate anteater*
*sniff-sniff*
*nom-nom-sip-sip* Ahhhh…. zzzzz.
*iyez opin a littlol… sumfin gud neerby…*
sry haddededed tew leeb furr a partee att dat mowmint…
whut abowt nao?
Otay, nao.
*klymes awntu keshetz lap*
Ai will be happy tu be reseebin pets lubs adn snorglols nao.
wil der bee payn an suffurin involvd?
Oanly iffn u stawps skritchin mai eerz.
ummm…wp didunt let mee poastify teh skritchis.
tryd tu poastify dem agin, butt butt wp stoled yur skritchis agin!
Ai considerz maiseff tu be skrichd, adn is purrin!
purrhaps wp wuz feline neeglect.
It could have been cat-atonic…
cathulhu, den ai hoaps dat teh stohlin skritchis wayks wp ups an putz et en a bettur muud.
AP, ai replyd tu yur reply.
Oh, boi! A box ub ebil! Juss wutt I allus wunted!
Otay, u gits teh box ub ebil den, an ai gits teh fitty pownd box uv hunnerd doller billz. Deal!
Otay – [starts filling bawks wif bills]
Fone
Cayblol
Lektricity
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juss /hao/ didd yoo git yur texxt sew tinee??
<pre>Like dis…</pre>
wellz, yesh…..butt (!) awn mai otthur ‘pyootur, teh tinee texxt iz a bitt larjer, adn awn dis wunai’z currentlee awn, teh tinee texxt izz liek, tinee^2!
It wuzzin mii. *innocent lukk*
Culd bii lottsa fings.
Diffrunt browser, screen resolution, default fonts…
browsurr: saem
Screen resolooshun: mite bii, butt (!) ebbereefink eles siimz unnchaynjed
Deefawlt fawntz: datt culd bii teh caes, altho ai’z nawt shur-awl the resst obb teh ritink luukz teh saem tew meh…
stoopy teknawlugee!
Awww! Whoosa sleepie basemint kitteh? Whoosa sleepie cootsie-pootsie boxie-woxie widdle crankee basemint kitteh? U r! Yesh, u r!
*tikkle tikkle*
OW!!! *wimper*
*snurt*
*snort*
Poyntee endz statuz: *Deployed*
Himz iz napping wif hiz eis openz????
Juss in caes sumfin innerestin happinz!
teh bedder tew see wen ur soul iz ungardid
Wun ob mai gurls naps standin upp frum thyme tu thyme…..izza berry reedikyuluss lookinz!
uv corse! as teh failpeeps says “sayftee thurd!”
Dey’z teh layzorz, ob cowrse…dey haz tew bii openz!
aifinks teh payn an suffurin wuld happin evun iffen ai duzzent wayt…
dere am awlwayz a plentitude uv deh paynz and sufferingz availablol!!!
aktchulolee, aifinksew datt teh payne adn sufferinikz wudd bii /werse/ iffn sumwun didd nawt wayt…
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Oh! Ohai, mai cween!!
*bowz, offurz chokklits*
Hao izz teh majestee dowink tudai?
diz gonna reekwier moar dan a snorklol… sumwun han mii teh snorglol diev hellmit!
*Hans de snorglol diev hellmit tu J2K*
Bee carefulls! Hard tu tel wut kynd ob moodz dis gui iz in. Snorgle wif caushun!!
*putts awn meedeevul aurmur*
ai iz redee naow!
Doze fings kom in packidjez!?!
EEP! DANGER!
[wrapwrapwrapwrapwrapwrapwrapwrapwrapwrapwrap wif ducky taip]
[retires perilous parcel]
dis pixor is gibben mee flashbakks uv teh creepy shoh muvee.
*shivur*
I came across it in the dumpster
Brought it home but kept it closed
I knew I had a Box of Evil
Knew it right down to my toes
I could hear the evil calling
Crying out its evil woes
I resisted, fought to stay pure
Fought with all my might I know
But then I had to leave the thing
To grocery shop for my dear spouse
The Box of Evil slumbered, so
I thought it safe to leave the house
Three hours passed and home I came
But to such dread unholy mess!
The Box of Evil had awoken —
What was unleashed I couldn’t guess!
What horrors may befall the world?
I must take blame, I must, I know
But, when out to shop I found, to help
A Box of Kindness to cure this woe
oooh, very nice! *clappityclappity*
Pandora’s vesslol wuz corygated?
dat kitteh iz awbviusslee nawt teh hoep lefft inn hurr bawkz…
Has u tryed skritchin behynd teh eerz? Kitteh has a hoepful foar dat.
dat izz troo, butt (!) itt wuzz dat teh hoep wuz teh onlee fing inn teh bawkz; iff teh kitteh iz dere…
dat kitteh nawt luukz liek himz iz teh hoep wii’z lukkink foar…
Fings ar nawt alwayz hao dey seems at nawt-sekkund glanss.
Iffn u judj tu haystilly, u may miss whut u is seeking.
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yoo can has a beree gud poynt.
butt (!) stillz, BC heer nawt lukk liek hoep…
She luuks a lawt lyke my BC Isis (see mai pics/lols) hoo wuz a beri sweet-tempurd kitteh. She had bin a ferul kitteh growin up, adn wuz taykin in layte in lyfe tu a haushoald wiff fybe obber kittehs adn a goggie. Teh obber kittehs wer meen tu hur, adn didnt let hur eet in peese or nuffin. So papa tuuk hur in, sinse he oanly had goggeez den, adn sloaly she realyzed dat heer wuz a playse ob lub adn trust dat she cud relazify in. She wuz teh moast faythful adn trusting kitteh, ryte up tu teh day she krossd teh bridj (frum a canserus toomer in hur belleh).
Whut duz u bayse ur negatib judjement awn? Egsperiense?
aifinks itz teh wai dis BC’s eer is bak an teh eggspreshun uv teh iis…
Awww, aifink is juss teh bawx skwishin teh eer.
Adn teh iyez cud juss be a littlol sleepeh.
Ai doan fink she luuks meen oar nuffin, but mebbe ai is byasd.
culd bee teh bocks skwishin teh eer, butt butt kitteh styll nawt lukin tu happee. is awlways diffeecult tu reelly nohs frum juss teh pixor. kitteh culd bee ay beeg sweet snorglolly pi whu is juss havin ay crankee.
ai awlways finked dat seamd rong. iffen awl teh bad fingies en teh wurld wuz whut eggscapypt frum teh bocks den whi wuz et ay gud fing dat hoap wuz styll stukk en der? wuldent dat meen der wuz noh hoap en teh wurld? shuldnt teh hoap has bin setted free tu cownturact teh pleh fings?
*sigh*
sumtyme ai finks tu mush.
gud thot…
altho, aifinksew datt teh hoep inn teh bawkz wudd bii enuff tew cownturr-akkt teh pleh fingz datt wurr reeleesed–adn hoo sez datt teh hoep diddnawt git owt ob teh bawkz laytor?
Ai doan fink dat it wuz a gud fing dat hoap wuz left inna bawx.
Ravver, wuz gud dat eben aftur lettin owt teh bad fings dat wuz klammerin tu gets owt adn bring deyr sufferin tu teh wurld, she had fayth dat deyr myte be sum salbayshun frum teh fing dat wuz moar payshint adn kynd, adn opind it agen tu let owt teh hoap.
*ow Ow OW!*
BWANECRAMP!!!
Nao ai iz gunna pawnder dat awl day.
[wanders awf muttering tew self]
stoopy moderayshun
*ow Ow OW!*
BWANECRAMP!!!
Nao ai iz gunna pawnder dat awl day.
[wanders awf muttering tew self]
*ow*
a noo hoep? yoo meen liek Starr warz??
Really? REALLY?!?
Yew can’t say teh U.S. prez’s name?
teh fings dat git moduraytid sumtymes mayks noh cents tu mee.
I see Lament Configuration Boxes now come in cardboard, with added Basement Cat…
dem dat a cuti paw-em
Remindz one of old P.G.Wodehouse lyric…
“Pakk awl yur trubblz inna grate big bawks,
Az big az anee bawks kan biii…
Pakk awl yur trubblz inna grate big bawks,
Adn lock it wiffa grate big kee…
Kryin never did get annibodi anniwherez,
So just stikk owt yur chin,
Adn,
Pakk awl yur trubblz inna grate big bawks,
Adn sit on teh lid
Adn Grin!!!”
yay pg wodehouse!
Ohai lunarmommy!
(I just checked and found I had the words a little garbled; should be “worries” rather than “troubles”…but the rest is more or less right. Comes from the musical “Sitting Pretty.” Title is “Worries.”)
How are things in Arid Zona?? Do you has warm todae? Here in NM we can has almost 104 F (40 C) this weekend aifinkso. Or so they warn us in teh newspaperz. *Fans self, puff puff whew*
if i don’t gets my byootie sleep, tehn yool REELY see sumfing ebil!
yoo hassa evul bootee??
An evil bootee? Dis sownds berry problematic….
*Raises eyebrows*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Kapri, minerva9, monkeyman, HalloweenDog an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, choowy spicy carrit caeks wif fluffy creemcheez frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif troll dolls (teh gud kind, wif brite-colured hair an goofy smiles), kitteh paynt-by-number blakk velvit posters wif glo-in-teh-dark paynts, kandee, an paddleball games!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Thnx, burfday fairy! *Munches some fudjy caek adn iskreem, munch nosh gobble glup, adn sips teh frooty party punch wif ekstra ice kyoobs innit; adn fans self wif paddleball paddle*
Happy burfdays to all teh appropriate Cheezpeeps!
*nibbles on some carrit caek and iskreem, sips frooty party punch*
*tries to play with paddleball game*
“This thing is warped! Why do I always get a warped one?” – Gov. William J. LePetomaine
htt p://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-cje17OGnQ
Fank u, dear fairy! Pweeze come back tomorrow for JanetCanHas4Kittehs, it’s hur burfday! And hur lost kiteth Fiona is BACK!!!! Wooooot!!!!!
Nao where do ai start … iskreem? carrit cake? fudgee burday cayk?
Ah, heck NOM NOM NOM NOM …….
Fiona is Back!!!!! Dansdansdans twurltwurl happehtayl!!!!!!!!
Nip fur evvybodee!!!!!
Ohai, {{[[upfi}}}}}}} ai fown wun yur reltibz chooing mai brocklee. STAWMP! went da liddul grene shu. sry if it wuz sumwun yu lubbed. Wil be wating fur yu at brij.
It wuz mai mawm’z birfdai. por owld fing went tu brij nd dint haz ennywun furry wating fur hur, just owld grampa, nawt furry at awl.
O hai, guise! I is teh riting to u from a airplanes! That’s rite, u heard. The lolpilot assured me that we would be teh flying low so I don’t has to has a scared. He also says that it is teh low-fog that I see out teh window, not clouds.
So, anyways, who wants some peanuts?
Ooh, cud ai has sum kalooa inna teeny-tynee bottlol?
*rings for flite inattendant*
A Bunway Bunneh?
Not hardly. *He* wouldn’t look quite right in that uniforms.
A Chippin-Hayr?
Ok, here’s ur kalooa. My computifying machine no has a cupholder so I’ll pore it on teh keyboa–ZAP%@&((
–NO CARRIER
Tem katz r thar hide en em boxlorzlomgwtfroflcboptorsbbq!
Teh bawx muste beh ebil!! Iz herd snorzing an teh growlzing from it! Oh noes!! Teh bawx be comin for meh!
Mee hiding
better come and find mee!
dat is mai kitteh before i haz account. his name is kevin.