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Dat’s dere trikk…
…Kittehz doan’t flie!
Izza shopped foto, aifinkso!!
They could have used a catapult…
Oar a treb mew shay. 8)
oh no oh no oh no… :rolls:
ai dont undastandz.. *luks aweigh*
whadiz treb mew shay?
*Whispers* Trebuchet. medieval weapon.
*wispurrs* googlol dis… trebuchet
Y tehy gnot hiliting teh goggie playin “go fetch?” (*scritchz hed* … 1700 pounz 2 b mobin a 20 poun punkin??)
Oar a tramp o lionz . bownsee bownsee.
Maybe someone put them on a cheque and it bounced…
@@@@@
Ware yu bye a multiplol kitteh catapolt, du yu spose?? Nawt dat ai wud ebber considerify yousing wun!!
Thx fur teh congrats!
Ai aer nawt 2 happi ‘bowt dis pikchoor tho. Aifink Ai aer in daynjer uv bein a caer u-noe-wat.
Whut duz u meen? *seez mask at anniz feets, tryz it awn*
Nawt tu be frowin ur kitteh intu teh ayr! Is skary! Is danjeruss!
Oh teh horror, teh krewelty, hao can u bayr it u nasty cheezpeeps!
*frows awf mask* Akk-koff-ptooey. Yah, ai seez whut u meens.
*piks up massk, trys it awn*
Dew nawt bee frowing kittehs up inna ayr!! Iz nawt gud foar kittehs! Dey mite git hurted!
*rips massk awf, frows awai*
*pikz up mask and puttifyingz it on*
Nawt tu standing under deh kittehz dat haz ben thrown intu deh airz!!!! Kittehz awlwayz landing pointy endz nawt-sekkond!!!
* takez mask off*
Hmmph! dat werk like I thot it wud.
NAWT werk!! Nawt werk!!!
How did deh “nawt” ess cape frum dat sentins???
*runawai … runawai* (snerk)
fetch-ay la
vasshhkitteh!Purr son ally…aifinkso iffn u lukk at teh sub liem fases ov teh littkes, u hav tu beleev dis iz FS, cos tehy shorlee wood be skreemink if tehy had bin frowen.
Nawt sew gud tho cos peeps hoo nawt finking berry much mite tri tu copee.
Yew throw up kittehs,
purrhaps makes kittehs throw up sumfing else.
Jes sayin.
‘littkes’?? kittehs, ai meen kittehs. Mai lysdeksia, let meh sho u it.
@@@@@!! lysdeksia!!
Conga kung fu kitteh, anni!!!
conga rats 2 yoo, anni! well dun!
HYJAAAH!
Ohai tu u tu!! *wavez floofy paw to deh eeeeeeeeeest*
O hai! I is teh flying overhead! Prolly over teh Montana or Souf Dakota.
*tries to open window to wave at cheezpeeps*
Luk!!!
up in deh sky!!!
itza burd!!!
Itza plane!!!
Itz a lolcatburglar!!!!
Duk adn Cubber!!!
Oh noes, LCB, dunot openz de window awn te plain. Dat iz unles yu nebber sawz doze littlol yello masks dropz owt ob de ceeling, an yu reely wan tu see dat. Overwize, keepz de windoes clozed, K?
Couldn’t I open it jus a littlol? I’d like to throw out the loud drunk mans a few rows back who keeps hitting on teh lady flite inattendant. I promise I’lll close it as soon as he’s gone, ‘k?
Mebbe teh flite attendent wil quikly openz de reer exit doar an frow himz owt. I wud leebs de windoe alone, butt (!!) dat”s juss mee.
Mebbee u kud trikz him…. asking him tu halping u joyn deh mile ohai club adn den loking him in deh tiny stinkee clozit.
Is teh vry tempting, but I don’t think I is that good of a actress. He’s icky.
In mai egg speery entz, deh icky wunz nawt care i u b a gud aktress.
But… but… I always seduce mans by preforming a scene from teh Shakespeare, the Ibsen or teh Dr. Soos.
*ponderz wut kind uv manz u sea duce wif Dr. Soos seenz.*
Ai hazza eyedia…u cood arsk teh icky manz iffn he wood liek tu joyn u owtsied foar sum fun.
Shood emfisize heer dat LCB duz NAWT go owtsied, onlee teh icky manz.
Datt wudd bii…./inturrestingz/…..
yah…inturestingz..
Now DAT izza ideer. Leeb itz tu deh cween tu comz up wif de ansir!!!
Haop yur armz duznt getz tu tired. {{{{{LCB}}}}}ooooooh, YAWN! aifinkso ai cawta napatak frum bawx ub ebil. maibe ai cumz bak laitur..
:::::Waivz at LCB:::::: Weel miss yoo in Warshing tons stayt… Sew glad yoo gotta bizzit!! Fankee agin fur teh Auntee RLS pinny!!
Schmoooooozzz!! =) <3
*waves bak*
It was teh nice to meet u, 2!
Ok guise. Teh catpain has turned on teh NO LOLSPEAK sine, so I is gonna go watch a movies now.
*rings for some popcorms*
*takez ringz, handz LCB a boxa poppycormz*
Nice trade, fankeez!!
:::::::::::::SNERK:::::::::::::::She nebber missuz a beet!
*takez beet*
I lub mii sum root veggablolz!!
Ai noe hao to maek a REELEE gud beet salad. Want sum??
Ai noe hao to maek a REELEE gud beet salad. Want sum??
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Free kung fu kittehs!~
Kinda luuks lyke teh saym kitteh…
Jumpifyz free tymez reel fastly?
Or mebbe triplits?
AAAAAACCCCKKKKK!! Eerwurm alert, level elebenty!!!!!1!!
(I iz kinda imyune, sintz I alreddy haz it awn EyeToonz.)
Ninja kittehs… Away!
I think they’re using Katrate…
Kat Kwon Doh
They’re luck could run out though.
They could run into:-
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtledoves!
catoeira?
Batman ref FTW!
(“In order for you to make a move, I have to make a move first….and I WON’T!”)
It looks as if someone threw them up in the air just to get a photo. That’s cruel.
No, no no. Ai dunt fink yu habs aneefing tu worrie aboutz. Luks tu mee lyke sumwun tuk pikshoors ob dere kitteh leapin up aftur a shinee kitteh toy, den shopped owt de backgrounz and playsed free ob dem awn wun bakgrownd, Berry eazy tu du. Pleeze tu not worrie, Red Robin. (Yuuummmmm!!)
I agree!!
I feel so good, I can fly!
butt.. what go up mus comez down. sew run fer ur life….
I is teh flying! This airplanes has teh wi AND teh fi!
I wud b more impressed if it had deh wi adn deh ngz! 8)
I can fly (with dragon wings), but I try to avoid it nowadays.
Wings… tentaklols… slyme… adn purring? *brayn short-sirkits*
*Wraps AngelPlume in a nice warm Shoggoth and gives her a nice chocolate drink and a chocolate anteater.*
Just relax for a while. I seem to have this effect on a lot of people.
ay shoggoth?? ai wuldnt fynd dat verry soothyng. :/
It’s trained to sing lullabies.
Tekeli -li !!
butt butt awl doze eyebawls kreep mee owt.
deth frum abuv!
kitteh wuz wachin tu mush pocky clips nao.
I hope this isn’t a picture of people throwing kittens in the air. I don’t think I like this photo.
My wife told me about a cat she once had that did catch birds out of the air. It would climb a tree next to the house, get on the roof, and just wait. eventually a bird would fly close enough, and you would hear the cat run across the roof.
If the bird was by a window, you got to see the show.
Iz not ninja kittehs, iz teh Angelz ov Ceiling Cat!
I know how these kittens can fly.
They’re Tomcats…
*hed desk*
**faysce-paw**
sheesh
I don’t think dropping cats from heights just to get a picture is something you do if you REALLY care about them. Enough said.
Back at the old house, my furfriend Lightning was always getting buzzed by bluejays. One of them eventually came in too close, and was promptly rendered an ex-bluejay.
ai had ay kitteh whu freekwentlee yoozed dat methud fur cachin teh burdies.
Oyesh, wun ov owr long-ago outdoor kittehs did taht trikk–runawai from teh divebombin birdy, tehn all-at-once kitteh did teh backflippish thing wehre he jumpt over his own left shoulder, adn snaggd teh bird owta teh air… Elegant in a grisly way. Current kittehs bofe live indoors nao, just talk to teh birdyz throo teh windo… chitterchitter here birdybirdybirdy…
Friskie wuld “sleep” on teh lawn an wayt fur teh dyve bomburs tu git tu cloas den snag dem wiffa pah.
Ooooh, doze ebil bluejays. Dey (yoozed tew) tormint mai kittehs awl teh tiem. Am ai bad dat cheered wen teh backflop move wurked? AWESUM!
*dat ai
yesh dat mayks yoo ay bad purrson.
:snerk:
Strangely I would have enjoyed this more if it were a Monty Python joke.
THIS IS DISGUSTING!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ICHC WOULD ACCEPT OR PUBLISH A PICTURE WHERE CATS ARE CLEARLY BEING THROWN IN THE AIR. THIS IS INHUMANE AND GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING, I BELIEVE, ICHC STANDS FOR. THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT A PET OR A WILD ANIMAL FOR THAT MATTER. EVERYONE WHO FAVORITES THIS OUGHT TO BE VERY ASHAMED FOR PRAISING SUCH A PHOTO. I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN THE POWERS THAT BE AT ICHC…CAN THE REST OF YOU NOT SEE HOW TRULY HORRIBLE THIS IS? WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR PRECIOUS PET? I,FOR ONE, WOULD NOT!!!
Chill, dewd. ICanHazCheezburger netwerk feechures peeple gettin hert ebery day. ICHC stahnds fur humr, wether of teh slapstick vuriety r otterwize.
2nd, dis foto looks liek a stawp moshun photo of the kittehs awesome refleckses upon finding him falling wrawng-side-up, but wit teh stages of autorotation photomanipulated to look liek squawdron of fighterz. No kitteh is teh hert.
3rd, UR USIN ALL CAPS. A CAPS HEADER WOULD B SUFFISHENT TO GET OUR ATTENTION, BUTT TIS IDS REDICULESS.
First cupcake…I love humor but defenseless pets getting or “appearing to get” hurt is not funny to an animal lover.
Second,Yes you’re right it does look like a stop motion photo…it also looks like defenseless cats being thrown in the air. As I have said before…that gives idiots stupid ideas. I’ve seen the horrible results of those ideas on the news.
Third, yes…right again.I did not need to use all caps but I have seen too many uploaded photos where pets are or appear to be mistreated in this way. That makes me” ALL CAPS ANGRY!” Too bad it doesn’t make us all angry.
Yeah, but… but… aw, screw it, you’re right. But did you seriously have to call me cupcake?
Awe Eric…you are a Darlin’! As for “cupcake”…I LOVE cupcakes! 8) You must be a true animal lover and THAT makes me very happy! Also, you made me laugh! Have a GREAT day!!!
Dun get ur panties all in a bunch. Diz pixtr iz an complation o’ an serie o’ pixtrs token vrom a kitteh turnin’ ‘self whil’ fallin’ to fall on feet. Prbly diz kitte’ wasn’ hurt or anytin’
Thanks for your concern about my panties. I would watch for bunching if I actually wore any.
I notice you said “Prbly diz kitte’ wasn’ hurt or anytin’” “Prbly” is not acceptable to me when talking about defenseless people and pets. Even giving the illusion that this is acceptable, is totally unacceptable. It gives idiots some very stupid ideas… case in point would be the photo’s uploaded to ICHC where cats are in the air looking very distressed. I don’t want to see it anymore.
Calm down before you have an aneurysm, and get your eyes checked; I think you need computer glasses. If you look closely, the cats were obviously photoshopped against a sky backdrop. With the feather tool utilized around their fur to make them fit in a bit better.
Not to mention the cats clearly would be in distress if they were actually thrown in the air. The one in the middle who’s face can be seen, is clearly, not.
Thanks for the info sweetiepie…I know nothing about photoshop. So ofcourse neither do scores of others who might think of duplicating as a real life photo op,as we have seen too many times on this site. People who genuinely love animals will not find this acceptable in any form.
Hehe. Kittehs now feature flying powars!
♫ Did yew eber sii an kitteh fly ?
Whale, ai scene uh horsy fly.
Ai scene uh dragon fly.
Ai eben scene uh howse fly.
Ai scene awl dat too.
Ai scene uh peenut stand,
adn herd uh rubber band.
Ai scene uh needlol dat winked itz eye.
Butt(!) ai been, dun, scene bowt eberyfing
wen ai sii uh (3) kitteh(s) fly. ♫
I Believe I Can Fly
Anyone else reminded of that scene in “Milo and Otis” where they chuck Milo off the cliff?
UP。+ °♪
Up in the air,
In mai beautiful balloon!
This picture appears to be time lapse photography of the exploration of the “righting reflex” that cats possess. While I have not found the original source of the picture, it looks very much like the one posted here (add your own http//www:
physlink.com/education/askexperts/ae411.cfm
I am not one to jump to conclusions and I do accept that there are stupid people in the world who do cruel and idiotic things to animals. I also believe that those stupid people will do these things whether or not they have seen a picture on some website.
….oooo lukee! caek!
Hmmmm; tihs foto remindez me ov wun ov teh auld favoritz ‘Hover Cat’;
taht pik wuz shooted, Ai beleev, unner a glass cawfee tabul; teh fotographer kaptured teh kitteh shot, probly lieying awn teh floar;
Ai fink tihs shot wuz dun teh saime waiy; (mai own 2 centz, foar wut iyts wurth…….!)
Anyone who thinks this is funny has a sick sense of humor. Cats like their feet on the ground.
*SWAT!*
Giv it a rest, alreddy. Cats ar gud at gettin deyr feets awn teh grownd.
*surves AP sum caek*
Ai kno
but it wuz gettin awn mai nerbs, ykno?
*nom-nom-nom* Ai be kwyet nao.
ai kno. iz ok.
There would appear to be two points of view here, One…that this is acceptable AND funny and two…that this is unacceptable and definitely NOT funny. If you are a genuine animal lover…which side would you choose to be on?
After much consideration I have come to the conclusion that we are all entitled to our opinion…but IN THE REAL WORLD can we atleast agree that it is NOT acceptable to throw pets in the air OR demonstrate the illusion that pets are being thrown in the air? If we cannot agree on that…please tell me what you DO find precious in life and tell me if it is acceptable to you that I throw that in the air, or by photo op encourage idiots to throw same in the air. Your child, perhaps, or maybe your Grandchild? If you think this is getting on your nerves, imagine being one of the thousands of pets per year that is tortured and maimed or killed by insensitive idiots. The news is rife with it and it makes me SICK! I hope you care enough to come on board.
/lolspeek awff/
Who says that these cats were thrown, per se? Maybe it was the camara angle when they jumped or something.
Or, for all I know, this might actually have been photoshopped.
Deyr is no garuntee dat lyfe is sayfe, oar fayr.
Deyr has bin tymez wen ai has bisited frens, adn playd wiff deyr kids.
Ai has pikkd dem up, frown dem inna ayr, adn ketchifyed dem.
Ai did nawt ask fur purmisshunz.
Ai tuuk a chanss dat ai myte has hurted deyr kid.
But dat is par ob hoo ai is.
Teh kid surbybed. Ai wuz nawt reprimanded.
In fakt, teh kid had fun. Datz wye ai frowd hims inna furst playse.
Idyits will be idyits.
U canna sayb teh whirld frum dem bai yellin at cheezpeeps.
Cheezpeeps ar empathetik animlol-lubbin peeps.
U canna fynd a moar lubbing groop. Anywayrs. Duz u get dat?
But yeff, we egzist in teh REEL WHIRLD wiff u adn ebrywun else.
We gets dat. We unnerstand. Duz u? Aifink nawt.
We ar teh wunz hoo commint heer.
Owr votez ar insignifikint in teh whirld ob onlyne voturz.
We duz nawt controal whut gets put awn teh frunt payj.
Duz u unnerstand dat?
DEN SHUTS UP!
O muffin! You throw peoples children in the air? I can’t reason with you…you need help understanding that this is not okay.Clearly I cannot help you see this so I am done. I hope you don’t have pets or children or access to others pets and children.If you do I hope it is somehow stopped and NOW! This kind of callous attitude is most definitely NOT seen in genuine animal or human lovers.I guess you’re just here for the kicks, at anyone’s expense.Enjoy!
U hoaps ai doan has pets? Ai poastifyz as mai cat! Get reel.
Apparently u cant be reezund wiff eever.
Dats whut mayks u a TROLL. Ai shudnt eben be tawkin tu u.
Ai hoaps u ar bein truthful bai sayin u is dun. Plz tu going away.
Oh come on, what Dad hasn’t thrown their kids in the air? I don’t think that’s what was done in this case though – it would take a lot more coordination and work to get 3 cats thrown up and take a picture at just the right time than it would be to just have them jumping at a feather toy. Think about it. Then have a nice, cool drink and relax. ; )
(To be honest, my first thought was of the glass table, too – can’t be sure, but that’s really really the easiest way to get a pic like this.)
Oh oh oh OH! Whudda FEELIN! TOY-YODA!
(anyone remember the old Toyota ad campaign where everyone would jump into the in the air at the end? LOL!)
While I agree that it looks as though this is a photoshopped photo and that the kitten doesn’t look alarned, I also have to come down on the side that says it’s a Bad Idea to put this on a humor board.
Stupid People do try to replicate photos and do things that they think will turn out ok that don’t. Also kids who just aren’t old enough to understand photoshopping or to realize that this could cause kitties to get hurt check out I Can Haz Cheezburger. Kids can do stupid things out of not understanding the consequences. This is planting bad ideas that someone could foolishly try to replicate.
Its a glass table people!!
someone got under it and took a pic NO HARM DONE!! STUPID PEOPLE!!
Maybe this pic was taken from under a glass table however the Cats are clearly in awkward positions above it…NOT on it. When I first commented on this it was to say that noone should even make it “appear” as though Cats should be thrown in the air. I’m not saying it was done…it may well have been photoshopped.Do you realize how many non-animal lovers are going to want to reconstruct this photo op?As an animal lover would you want to take the ,even remote, chance that someone may throw their pet in the air? As for children…I saw a Grandpa throw his 18 month old Grandson up in the air…and bang his little head on the ceiling.Some things,no matter how vehemently you defend them, are not acceptable. If you think they are then you are a child or pet “owner”…not a child or pet lover.
Yew shuld shaddup dey iz NINJA KITTEHZ! And whi are Iz nawt logged inz whenz Iz komnentz? Anz Iz phails atz lolspeak!