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Congrats, PB. Tawp uv teh heep!
Thx Anni !! A siks-way brayd oar macrami ?? Ai ferget
!!
Braid iz ‘merican fur plat, so moar dan free iz a macrame. Tho Aifink u can plat wiv ennee nummer!
Otay, ai had red braid az paraide, meenen teh bigga nummer …
A bit of information: Braid and Plait are nearly the same thing, and can be any number of strands. Braids can be flat, round, or square. Plaiting is usually flat. Macramé is the art of decorative knotting. I apologize for not using LOL speak. Proper English is a habit of mine.
Thank God.
Countgratz, PB!
Thx OCM
!!
Iz taht a counter oar a countess at teh doar ??
Oar juss a bench?
Sew, if ai doan go wib teh countess, ai cud be frunting teh bensh ??
Oar unner it. Deep endz if itz Thurst dai oar Fried egg.
Rimyndz mi; Happee Catudai (awlmoased) OCM
!!
* Happee Fried Egg tu Merrika nd Yoorp
*
Mai wekewekewekend be startin in 57 mins!!!
*openz botlol ov wyne adn hanz rownd glarses – dubblol-glayzed ov corse
*
Happee wekeend to awl cheezpeeps
Wiv teh are gone gaz insyde? Ooh, hoaw effishments!
Counting coalas to u, PB, foar leeding the brayd!!
Stikking wif da leming feem frum last fred – here ar sum sordid lemming treets…
ht tp://www.styleathome.com/food-and-entertaining/recipes/recipe-lemon-jelly-roll/a/1979
ht tp://www.styleathome.com/food-and-entertaining/recipes/recipe-lemon-cupcakes-with-lemon-cream-cheese-frosting/a/21330
ht tp://www.styleathome.com/food-and-entertaining/recipes/recipe-coconut-lime-macaroons/a/30911
Deers also lemming tee, lemming punch (watch out for that rite hook… isa killer…), lemmingayd (teeny tiny band aids for lemmings…) and lemming cordiul..
Enjoy!!
oh – an sum jinnantoonix… just becoz is friedegg and fiveoldklokk sumwhere – an becoz I lieks them! wiffa slyce of lemming in – of corse…
* Clinkz glars ob hawt lemming-sip wib Nenne’z gee ‘n’ tea *
Ooo !! teh lemming cuppycaiks luuk nomilishus !!
Skål!!
*yoinks anudder cupcaek*
will have to make anudder batch at this rate!
Lemming treet iz mai fabrits!
*droole*
ai nose… did u see the cuppeecakes???
aim gonna make those… soon – very soon!
Yoo hab egg selled yawselb tudai, Nenne !! Luuk at awl tohse ressipeas !! Teh green kitshen mussed smel lubblee wit awl taht cuuking kumming owt ob teh uvven !!
PB, for sumwun hoo is sik, yu iz pritty kwik!!
Congratz, hav a frote suite to eeze teh payne!
Thx mmm !! *
Ai chude it … *
yur sposed to sukk tehm silleh!!
Kum owt, kum owt, wereva yu ar.
no mattur wat chur wearin’
*gasp*
.
on sekkund tought, mebbe pants a good idear
and
will
not
leave……’till ya answer the dorr
No yoos hidink!
he census you… makes cens, no??
An free for uz!
U haz 2 be awn teh list
If yuu nawt awn teh list, yuu cannut get
!!
inowtOne of Skwirrlgrrls miniuns!!
and dey are purrsistent…
Teh sensus takur jus caim to mah doar yestrdai. I ansured but nex taim I finking abowt eatin his livur w/fava beens and nais ke-anti.
Iz ten yeers. Oo haz tyme tu pikkin owt teh bintege.
Itz pyure krooltea to bi leeving kitteh tu wotsh us insied eetingz awl teh yumme caiks nd sipping yummeh sips adn littlol kitteh haz tu luuk awn !!
* Pullz daon blind ober glarss dore
*
Go in nekst ruum.
BTW, Itz JCH4K’z burfdai awn Sumdai !! * Shhh
*
U herd JCH4K haz lawst Fiona, wun ov her kittehz? Nawt bin hoem fur too dais aifinkso.
O no !! Tahss sad
!! Maibi shi wil tern up !!
Crawsing finnerz an tose an floofy pors….
Mai Timmy nummer 3 lernd haow 2 opin teh dore – nebber manijd 2 cloze it agane tho!
Thass a neet trik !! Tehy awl hab tehir own nyu-antsers, doan tehy !!
Wish ai kud get Moliere tew open teh dore. Hurz goez outta katflappi inna bak dore, tehn sitz adn pudz on hurz hellip hellip faise atta frun dore. Let hurz in — hurz iz outta teh bak dore agin. *Sigh* Anitz wintery heer!
Dat’s cawled “keepin ur hoomin fit”! Teh kitteh finks u nead moar eggsirsize!
Huh !! Taht frum a aminlol taht sleepz 23 owerz a dai !! Sheesh !!
itsa “do as ai say – knot as ai do”-kinda thing… Kittehs are gud at that!!
Liek a manadger at wurk ?? * tihnks ob peeplol hu matsh taht *
Shhh – wii habs sum atmiioffiss… hiss hiss …
Is this an evil bureau-cat?
If so I can has his soul?
*Licks tentacles*
No eating the bureau-cats because they will knock on your door.
But their souls smell so good – so rich and spicy!
I got nothing……..
Musthab bean teh speshlol sorss awn tath larst cheezburger
!!
Wow you are from Australia?
Ohai Torchrain !! Yez, lawtz ob peeplol frum OZ nd ebbrewair ells !!
Yuu hab ICHC profyle, maibee ?? * waivz floofy paw in greetign *
Mee two! Mee two!! Ohai Torchrain.
I know EXACTLY how you feel, Census Kitteh!
/grumbles about the 100,000 Notice of Visits he left all over Maitland Dr.
Whi ar yuu heer?
.. Teh gubbermint send zus !!
eeeep! *runsawaiwifakwikniss*
Tiks boks, “Okyuupant:”
 □  Scairdy Cat
html fail, grrrr !!
Tiks boks, “Okyuupant:”
□ Scairdy Cat
*snerk* Scairdy Cat kitteh noa lyks teh gubbermint!
mebbeh ifn teh census kitteh browt free toona, den moar kittehs wud anser teh door?!
Taht sowns fishy tu mi !! * Shaiks paw at nozey gubbermint *
Slyt lee innersting sensuss storee: We has a census ebbry 10 yeers, in TTI; in teh ’81 census Ai had a Jermun eggs chaynj stoodunt stayin, as part ob skool kwire eggs chaynj, so she went awn taht yeer’s census. Peeps yuse teh census to fynd teihr fambly his tree – is funnee to fink in a hunnert yeers’ tym peeps mai com acrorss awl tehse Jermun stoodents in mai hoem toun an wunder wy….
Speshlee if teh naimz changify sloly tu Schmidt und Müller !!
* wel, tehy cud kom bak nd lib tehre *
I’m kountid inda 1986 OZ-sensus!
8)
U stil heer Nennepus? Bean lissening tu elebenty diffrint vershins ov tihs sawng tonite. Gremlin stardid it awn FB.
Y foar Nennepus? – thees giez ar Norwegian.
I like their vershun!!
The guy inda pic wun the furst Norbeejun idol – and the internashunal final that year! he beet the american gurl hoo ebreewun said was gonna win…
8)
the judgies called him a hobbit with the voice offan anjul!
purrsonallee – I like K.D. Langs version… The furst wun I heard!
*light bic lighter and waves it back an forf*
O mai, so mennee beautiful vershuns uv taht sawng…mai faborite wil alwais bee by Jeff Buckley….haunting
*Sneaks up behind Bureau-cat*
(I’m sure they won’t notice just the one…)
I hope they make a shirt out of this one…
I LOLz at dis 1 b-cawz mi huzbnd werx for de Sensus Byuro heer in Springdale, AR. And weer still waytng 4 Sensus gais to cumm 2 our howse b-cawz we neber got a Sensus form 2 fill owt! *g* (favriting naow)
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”
I’m a Census Enumerator and I wish I looked *that* cute doing the job!
Is this 147 Main Street? I’m here to complete a Census questionnaire, it should only take 10 minutes. Did you or anyone in this household live here on April 1, 2010?
Can’t hide from the cat. BTW, the comments make me laugh as much as the pictures.
TODALLY AWSUM!!!! Needz to be a tee shirt for teh Census wirkerz! Ai would buy one fer sher!
I know! Totally sums up my feelings some days.
@Afternoonhandyman: proper English is *also* a habit of *mine*, as I love it so much I got a degree in it in college. I only use the Lolspeak to humor these people. ;^) After all, it does look cute on some LOLs. As long as they don’t overdo it so much I can’t figure out what they’re saying.
If everyone had mailed in their census(on time), then there would be no census kitteh at the door!
Mamacat: First you have to GET the forms *in the mail* in order to fill them out and mail them! We never got ours, so we couldn’t mail it in.
As a 2010 Census worker, I have to say, thanks for the great laugh!
who knocked something over *crash*