
..and after cruely torturing the poor creature, Micky strung up the remains of his victim as a warning for all to see.
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..and after cruely torturing the poor creature, Micky strung up the remains of his victim as a warning for all to see.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Chris10a via Advanced Lol Builder
u donut mess wif mikky….
whoze mikki an what’ve u dun wiff him.
lets say I’ve taken him out…
Tu a messtraunt? How nice ob yu!
nah – to get noo shoos….
Ooh! Gnu shooz! Ai can goe, pweese??!!
uhm – sure – if you’re in the market for concrete shoos…
8)
Onoes! Ai hazz noe deezyre tu goe swymmen wif teh fisheez inz sum kawnkreet shooz!! … Ai wuzz finken moar uv an nyse payr uv wejj sandlols. Bloo, aifinkso!
ai fink nennepus haz a offer u kanot refuze.
donut get whacked.
Owelz – inz taht kais, “Leave the guns. Take the cannolis.”
Corm creek shoos? Wudn’t teh rodints nom dem?
Kin we gets ice cweem on da way? PWEESE!?!?!?!?!?
Ooh! Yupz! Icey cweem! Banilly wif frosch stromberreeses adn blooberreeses! … adn rumm rayzin! … adn rokky rhoad! … adn peepermynt!!
Oh hai, jd! yer prezzie is going out in teh mail today!
Fank yew! Yaaay! It woz grate meeting yu at teh zheezmeet btw!
Congrats, Nenne! We haz a brayde!
Fankyooo! we sure has!
*drags in the shampers and cheeze puffs from the last lol*
Theres plenty for all – and nice and coald too!
cheeeeeze pooofz. goody, goody….
*lukz at fingurz* *hmmmmmmm* y dey orange an krusti? tastez gud tho.
Dat’ll lern him!
da tabelz wil turn.
off wiff der headz.
Hee wuz gonna put teh hed onna pyke…butt it wuz tew smal
Mayhap a toofpikk wud werk?
No stuffed aminols will bii messing wif Mickey N-E-tiem soon.
Erm…fer sumfin taht haz bean ‘krewelly torchured’ mowsie luuks in pritty guud kondishun!
butt u kanot see da odder end. eewwwwwwwwh.
it’s of the Hyacinth famblee… keeping up appearances…
Himz msut-a kikked teh Bucket. … erm … Boo-KAY!
berri funi show. dem british folkz gotz a gud centz ob da absurd..
Hyasinf quakks mih upz – shih izz soe pree … prih … shih izz sutch an foanee snawb! And hurr hattz – ai LURV hurr Cween Mum hattz!
*nodz* ai lubz dat sho.
*puttz awn an Cween Mum hatt adn pransis arownd teh off iss* … “Ritch-hurrd!! RITCH-hurrd!”
Hubby and I quote “Minding the ___” when the passenger points out an obstacle to the driver.
Aifink teh riters mizzed a gud oppertoonitee fur laffs by not ackshully making an eppysoad of “One of my candle light suppers”.
“deff, takksis, adn wun uv hurr kandlol-lyte suppurrs”
sumtimes ai reely wanted richard to run awai wif teh naybor laydee!
mii tew gammacat. poor richard, ai fink ai wud slapify hurr iffn ai wuz himz.
Ai yoozed tew fink dat Onslow mite try tew awn Richard’s behaff, but den again, aifink Emmet wuz moar likely tew snap and go into uh blind rage aftur wun ob her ambushes.
Puur Emmet – himz myte goe rownd teh bennd adn pelt Hyasinf wif daffydillz.
Micky was tough stuff
and Micky was fast
He was king of the household
But that mouse was his last
He’d had all he could take
He’d been beaten and worn
The mouse was the victor
The mouse gave him scorn
But one night while purrowling
The halls of his house
He saw in the corner
That unawares mouse
Seizing his chance for
Revenge now at last
Mick extended his claws
He pounced and alas!
What you see in dis photo
Is all that remains
Dat mouse is in heaven
Hearing angelic strains
*clappittee clappittee clappittee clappittee *
yay foar jbs!
AWSUM jenny!!
wow wow
u iz quik wif da poetry. iz u a poet in RL?
Yup. Little bit published, plus children’s buk series trying to get pub’d starring fostered cats in a used bookshop. Give readings, etc. But I mostly am loving trying to rite Cheezepomes!
ai cheked ur website.
da elephants poem iz sew poignent an sew tru.
ai hopez u find a publischer.
ur poemz r marvelus.
fankz 4 chering dem.
u r full ub awesome.
YAY! Clappity-clappity! Wunnerfuel poe tree!
LOL
L O L
roe-dints nawt fud!
o wayt, diz nawt reel roedint.
iz ohkae, nebburmynd. nuffing tew see heer.
berri funi show. dem british folkz gotz a gud centz ob da absurd..
nestin fail… stupy wp. shud b at 9:09 italiana.
That poor mouse has had the stuffing knocked out of it…
You has de-tails?
(Victor eats all the tails off his toy mousies)
the Dreamcatcher worked then!
At the very least, this is a mousedemeanor…
*heddessk*
*groan*
excillint!
ai tipz mi hat 2 cathulu.
*fayse-paw*
*gigglolz*
YAY!!! Gud wun, cathulhu!!! Yoo mayd me LOL!!!
*remembers manners, sez shyly*
I giv yoo awl mah burgers! @@@@@
Mowsie wuzznt shure taht bungee jumpin awnto teh kittehs hed wuz such a guud ideea..but hiz frends had dubble dawg dared himz
AAARRRGHHH!!! hav meetink wif boss’s boss in 7 minutes!!!
)
AAACCKKK!!!!
*tears around room like overexcited shadow-cat* (see my profile for pictures of mai silleh girl
*joins gammacat in tearing around room* A meetink! EEEK!!!
*runs runs runs fawls eggsawstd inna heep*
Iz guud meeting er bahd meeting (crossis feengers fer guud meeting). Wii had bahd meeting at wurks las nite
Oh noes! Whut happind?
wel…sum cheezfrendz mite bemembur mai insessint whyning las fawl wen fings wuz bery slo…wii taking menne weeks awf as ‘furlows’ den dey tell uz wii laid awf…den ‘o u laid awf nex munff’…den “o u nawt laid awf til Disemburr’….den ‘o, affer teh hollydaze u gonna bee laid awf’…wuz bery stressful teh wai dey hannled it but forchoonitlee fings pikked up an teh layoff wuz finalee kanclled.
Wel, fings bee slo agin cause hour major kustomer havin sum kwalitee issuez, nawt wif hour produkt but wiff dere own prosess so nawt want much uv hour produkt rite naow
2 weeks ago dey tellz us wii haz tew taik 1 week awf. Ok. Las week dey tells us naow wii haz tew taik 2 weeks awf. Ok. Las nite dey tells uz wii taking 1 munff awf. Kan kollekt unemploymints but it wurriez meh tew uze up a lot uv mai unemploymints an den dey lai meh awf aneewai.
Tew maik matterz eben wurse dey standing dere lying rite tew hour faises ‘o, wii nawt konsidering any wurk forse reduckshun rite naow, onlee teh furlow’ an den laiter in teh shif wii finds owt 6 peeps bein let goe!!!
Ai sorree fer teh rantings, ai shud haz poastd dis in teh tee ruum, nawt heer ai gess…naow bak tew ur regular skejuled lol
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U kin postify wherever u wants. Moar pplz heer to giv u hugs & purrs & hedbonks, purrrhaps?
dem dirti ratz (weight ai likez rodentz),
dem dirti goggies (no knot dem eiffer, ai lubz da goggies)
dem dirti bumz (no, datz knot faire evver- enyone kan b down onder luck)
sew wii b leftz wiff – dem dirti hoomanz (knot awl butz sum)
weigh 2 stressfilled a situachion. ai sendz beemz ob strength to u (bluesfan473)
uh, ai ment 2 gib a hug..
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fankees fer teh supportz! inna kind uv bizarrlee funnee momint….ahm knowd fer bein teh owtspokin wun at meetins, aks kwesshuns maibee dey doan wana anser….teh plant managur bee tawkin an sayin ‘ai kno dis bahd noos, bery frustraytin, blah blah blah’ an den hii sez ‘ahm prolly teh mos upset wun in dis ruum’
Ai akshulee had tew howld my own hand ober mai own mouff tew keep frum sayin ‘o reely punkin? ai doan see u loosin ur big sallery er standin in teh umemploymints lyne!’
Ai noed u thotted it, tho!
Wut nerv!!!
O, hunny – sorry to hear you’re being put through the wringer again … I thought all this was in the past. Yep, I, too,wish management could be/would be more creative, and entertain various ideas of how to meet the problem … we had layoffs last summer and the big boss got tears in her eyes all the time, talking about how hard this was for her, but SHE was still employed, collecting big salary … crocodile tears, I hates dem!
iz krazee, ai haz wurkt in manoofakshuring lawnger den ai kair tew think abowt…ai kno upz an downz bee par fer teh kourse…butt ai haz neber seen a kompanee handle fings de wai dis wun duz!
Ai dew kinda wish ai hadda bideo uv teh meetin, ai reely did haz mai hand ober mai mouff tew keep it shutz!
Howz abowt….dem dirti Symon Legreeze! (no toreous bad boss)
{{{{bluesfan473}}}} x elebentee
since I canna check teh tee-rum at werk (stoopy bloked site list) this is better.
beems for a happee outcome and hoofins to stoopee managers!
Vennting izz gud! Vennt awl yu wantztu!
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Wun ov teh fingz ai lyke abowt runneng mai oan bizniz – nunnbuddee kan lae mih awf – eggsept mih! (awl thow, sumthymez ai has kormsiddurded duueng jsut taht verree thyngg!)
{{{{{BF}}}}}
You can rant here all u want – we donut mind at awl!!
*hedbats cumpnee executibs at boaf cumpnees…*
{{{bluesfan473}}}}
dat’s sew skeeree. ai sendz u beams tew.
fankees {{{{{cheezfrendz}}}}}
iz guud – mite be in line for promoshun. but scaree! big changes coming to department.
sumtimes I’m like mai Cannoli-cat when change cums – veree needee and lotsa yodeling and shedding!
ooo! gud luck {{{gammacat}}}! yesh, chainges kan bee skayree, ai lyke tew goe along onna nyce even keel
I is nommin mousies in mah happy dreems
zzzzzz *chaise chaise* zzzzzzzz *bat bat*
zzzzzzzzzz *nom nom* zzzzzzzzzzzz
*yawns, streches, O taht wuz teh bes dreem eber!*
O hai from LCB, tessm, teasel, jamamakitty and GCHLoki. We are commenting from INSIDE ICHC headquarters! OMG!
OMCC!!! taht is soooo kool!!!! hugs to awl!!!
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is it a land of flowing cheezburgers?
No burgers yet but there is lots of coffee and cupcakes.
*brushes crumbs from mouth.*
oooh – bring sum cupcakes back for us!!!
ooooo! taht sownds lyke funz!! *hazza lil enveeus* bring us anee leffober bobble hed happee kats u fynd layin arownd tew pleez!
So yu kin vizzit ICHC???!!?? Gonna be in SeeAtul in teh fallfallfall……..
Duzit luuk lyke insyde Willee Wonka’z kandee fakkterree, butt(!!) wiff kittehs??
wuddent dat be awesum?
*swoonz from jealousy *
May ai tuch u? Enny uv u? Dat iz so full uv awsum & win!!!!
Plz ask dem to sho u how to vaporize trolls!!!!
/lolspeek awf/
I’ve just seen an article about this…if anyone has gotten any of those Shrek collectable glasses at Mcdonalds…STOP USING THEM! They are being pulled/recalled because of cadmium in the paint.
I don’t have any myself but have seen them on the commercials and was thinking of picking up the one with Puss on it.
Knowing how we kittehs love our burgers and fries I thought I would pass this on, just in case.
Here is a link to the article I saw, mind the space…
h ttp://www.myabc50.com/news/local/story/Toxins-Prompt-McDonalds-to-Recall-Shrek-Glasses/yAkyNlcbcEq8w6Bz9Xq7Fg.cspx?rss=136
iz bery hard tew type reglar affer sew mush lolspeek, aifinkso!
*nodz*
ai noez whut u meen. ai findify maiselb typing emayos inna lolspeek heer at werk (pleh). wun ob dese dais ai’m gonna furget toetally an sendz it dat wai!!
sew aiz knot da onli 1.
ai gotz 2 dubbelcheck ebberifing nao b4 ai hitz send.
me free – and still sum wuns get froo the krakks..