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Congrats, Ambercat!
Wowz, u leeds an ayt-way makramay!
Perfikt foar a skwayr dans *dans-dans-swingurpartnur-dans-dans*
Congrats Ambercat! U leed teh tawp of a 7 way brayd. Woot ! Woot ! danse danse danse, step adn slyde, kickfallkick, jigglol tu teh left, jigglol tu teh rite, jump adn splitz ! OW!
yay foar ambercat!
*bwings owt trai uv sordid noms an fried egg lie-bay-shuns*
Ai is juss hassing a lidl nyt cap; chin chin!
chinchin tew u!
*clinkees*
Did you say “noms ‘n’ sips”?
*Yoinks a dry but dirty gin martini, straight up wiv olives, and a handful of spicy deep-fried chickpeas and wanders off to talk wiv teh peepz*
Oooh, a nyne-way brayde!! Wut a pritty site foar a Friedeggs aptternoon. Congarats tu Ambercat foar beatin owt awl de uvvers hu wer vyin foar de topp spawt!!
F5 is mai frend!
orinj an orinj… RUN!
Dat wunz defnitly poyzin. *nods*
Itz fien — just donut furget to feed meh.
it IZ nashunul donut dai, aftur awl…
It comes Round every year…
Itz a hoal lotta funs!
Awl teh Kanadiyuns ar jellyus.
Adn awl teh bear clause are vishush.
Try dunkin dem.
an ai duzzent eet tomaturs.
Whi wud you say dat!
Itz a prise tumater!
a sir prize tomaturr!!
Hey, datz myne! *Pryz it frum hur hands*
ooh – look toona!!
*yoinks the sir prize tomaturr and makes a run for it*
is myne!!! all myne!!!
Ai knoo bejitumublols wuz ebil!
Dat’s wun Deblol uv a termater!
Ai doan eben wanna see teh kyookumburz.
You iz wun weak hoomin.
Littlol wite noez striep!!! Must giv kitteh a shmoo on himz littlol wite noez striep!!!!
*holds onto CHRG bery tytelee*
Try dat wiff meh adn yood get a fays-full ob poyntee ends.
Fink bowt dat, adn mebbe ur brayns will stay intakt.
Raps NS wif eggstra ducky tayp: rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,………….lozes end ob taype….rap, rap, rap, rap. Dere ! Kin yu breeve?
Mah Skimble lets me shmoo himz littlol wite noez striep. He onlee pullz away aftur ai haz dun it moar den free tiemz in a row — but he duzzint yooz poyntee endz on himz Mama on purrpuss.
Littlol wite noez strieps iz mayde fur shmoos, aifinkso!
She luks at mii az if tu sai:
Mai kitteh Keaton finks ovverwize!
“Ai noe yur gonna stop dis annoyink kissee stuffs ebenshully, sew jus git it ober wit!”
aifinks shee iz hohpin yoo wil owt groh et.
Aww, doan be sads. Ai nawt reely yooz teh poyntee-ends, much. Moastleh iffn u tryz tu gib meh teh belleh-rubs, adn den oanly play-lyke. Ai juss shrinks awayz iffn u tryz tu gets tuu cloase tu mai fayse, so Papa hazznt reely tryd teh noaz-fing yet. Ai doan fink ai wud akshully swat hims, but ai myte fink abowt it.
Hee hee.
Skimble isn’t all that keen on having his belly rubbed, but he’s getting MUCH better about it. I think he’s learning from the other cats in the house who LOVE their belly-rubs. He sees that they get attention & he’s started flopping over for us just like the others do.
He used to start the bunneh-kik uv doom whenever someone reached for his belly. Now he looks confused for about 10 seconds before very slowly starting to grab & kick. If you distract him by petting his head with one hand while you pet the belly with the other, you can get away with a nice little belly-rub (and it’s such a gorgeous belly!).
Papa sneeks in sum belleh-rums wen ai duz teh stretch-n-roal dans owtsyde. Hims goez tu sit awn teh bench owt awn teh sun-dekk, adn ai cums ober and starts roallin in teh durt lyke ai lubs tu du, adn wen ai stretchez way owt hims sneeks in teh belleh-rubs. Tayks meh a fyoo sekkunds tu reelyze whutz goin awn, adn by den ai is finkin maybe dis aynt so bad affur awl.
But u kinnawt let him noe u iz finkin dat, rite?
Canolli enjois teh belleh rubs now. Shadow pushes mai hands awai wif her feet (gentlee). Howeber, she lets teh hubbeh rub her belleh!
Iz just rental agrrement. And it wus yers.
Iz a good lookin butt (giglol) hornee tomator ( heads off to NB)
Ai sai “Tom ate toe” an yu sai “Tom R toe”
Yu sai “Pot ate toe” an Ai sai “Pot R toe”
Tom ate toe, Tom R toe
Pot ate toe, Pot R toe
Let’s cawl teh hole fing Noms!
Ai doan’t caer haow u sai it – feed me naow!
“Tom ate toe”. Tom is horrible!
*Spits out finger food*
*eyes Toe-foo warily*
yur toh foo is mytee!
Do you know what would go well with that? Deviled eggs…
Mmmm, adn debils-fud kayk foar dezerts. Chokklit!
an devil’s fuds caek!
Da debbil’s in de detayles!
*chaisez tayle tu maek shur ders noe debbil in it*
I thought only Manx cats had details…
Nso tehrebai hangs a tayl…or rarver it dunt!
*snerk*
Hey, mai *snerk* wuz s’posed tu goe rite unner cathulu’s commint…stoopy WP!
*sigh*
It did. Ambercat gawt deyr nawt-sekkund, so urs gawt pushd daon.
A tayle ob two kittehs?
*imajins tu kittehs conjoyndefyed at da tayle*
Oooh, dat cant bii gud!
Speshully if dey tryz tu chayse eech obber!
Yoo kin see in Kitteh’s aize
Him noes it can’t b trustid much
So he’ll careflee reech owta paw
an givvit a littl nudgy-tutch.
Heez shur it’s nawt a givver
ov milks or cheezburgar noms,
praps izza noo tipe of lobsber claw,
nao taht wud be teh bomms!
Him taps it wiffa gentle paw,
it rollz – hey – itza TOY!!
Tehn Mawm pops in teh kichin
an sez “No, no, Kitteh Boy.”
She drawps sum crunchies in hims dish,
She noes he’ll furgit teh mater!
And she stil can has her vegible
Foar her sallid later.
an Kitteh
oops, deleet “an Kitteh!”
silleh me..
*clappity clappity* wundermaus pome Jennifffuurr
Ai like teh lolfant pome on yer website tew.
Hey! How do you get a Tomato to look like that?!
That tomato luks liek a sol frum Sol Nommer…
ZOMG!!!1!
Dat’s mai kitteh! Ai tuken dis pitcher lass yeer – an poasted itz wif a capshun – an it wuz onna frunt payge!!!1!
An naow sumbuddiez elses haz mayd a funneh capshun on it, an gotz onna frunt payge!!!1!
YAY!!!1!
O, an herz iz a gurl kitteh – an herz duz NAWT liek noze shmoos, butt herz juss lurvs tummeh rubz. Herz naem iz Baby (she spellz it funneh).
So ai gotz tu see mai bebeh onna intertubez twiced!!
is noh wundur! shee’s ay purtee kitteh!
Shee finksso tu!
Shii is uh 25%er den coz teh majority (75%) ob OBNPs is male.
Wut uh cayootie patootie!!!
Herz iz berry spoyled – ai doan’ noes haow dat happenz, ai nebber spoylz teh kittehs.
Well, mebbeh a lil’ bit.
Herz haz tu spoyled sisterz, tu, wun long-hayr tore toys shelleh, wun lil’ blak-n-wyte liek a caow, herz iz onalee 6 munsts oled.
Ai lurvs dem awl so muchly! Dey maykes mee smyel an laff eben awn bad daiz.
Is that fake? O_o
If not, i’d like to know how to make that..
Teh termayter juss groed liek dat. Dere wuz sum ovvers wif hornz an wif juss wun horn (dems are eks-rayted!) Dey groez dat wai b cuzz uv ai doan’ noes wy.
(Dis wuz mai pitcher.)
Luks lyke de werk uv da tomaytoe hornwerm.
Kitteh can has Unicron tomato!