Teh modeling agency turnd me down! Sed dey alreddy had too many blue-eyed blondes.
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butt (!) ai wanna bee teh neggst soopermodlol!
Congrats, agane jk2k!
fankees!
Nah the cat is just addicted to spice.
Dune reference FTW!!
Ai wud happilee taek pikshurs uv u, kitteh!
metoo!!
mefree!!
i MADEZ an ajunsee. u+several of happycats best offspring are my furst models.
U taek teh pikshurs, Ai bee happytayl tu just taek teh kitteh aifinkso.
furgit teh pixors! ai wanna snorglol dat prettee kitteh!
Kitteh cud moddel for a Cat-a-log
Nobuddy shuld turn u daon prittee kitteh!!!
Entur Merikas neggst tawp modlol!!! U winz paws down aifinkso.
Nebber mynd, kitteh – wiv ur lukks u wull fynd werk!
Dat’s otay kitteh u are teh catz pajamaz ! teh beez nees, teh hawt tamawly……etc.
Hur haz a worried. Pore bebbe, hur iz juss de kyootee patootiest ebber, aifinkso! Hoomin kneadz tu kleen owt doze beautimous bloo eis, doh.
Wut kynna kitteh iz hurz, duz ennywun noes? Ai wud lubs tu adoptify wun ob doze.
Mebbe Ragdoll?
Awl Ai noe iz dat her iz a byootimuss kitteh!
Snowshoe?
SKWEE!!!!
**holds awn to CHRG foar deer lyf**
This is unusual, my elrditch sensors are detecting a large amount of weird and possibly dangerous radiation eminating from this cute creature.
I wonder what effect this will have.
Well, yur hed mite asplode — iz cauld teh “splort.”
Thanks for the information. I think I’m safe (skull thickness, son of elder god etc.) but it might be interesting to study the phenomena.
Knowing that cuteness can cause spontaneous cranial explosions could prove to be very useful.
{{{{{{{cathulhu}}}}} yu spekez a stranj langwij.:lol:
yeh ai wuz liek, whut yu sain? yu spekez frenshie aifinkso
bee cayrfull! teh cyoot can bee verry danjurmus.
Blawnd, Bloo Ieed Kitteh
habz a sadz dat can beez fikkst
wiff lawtza Snoargillz!
Blawnd, Boo Ieed Kitteh
needz sum tyme aloan awn hurz
Sunnee Windo Sill!!
Blawnd, Bloo Ieed Kitteh
will feelz bettah wunss hurz fyndz
Shynee Deevyssez!!!
Jack.
Lyk windoe shaed pullz?
Ohai, catena!
Blawnd, Bloo Ieed Kitteh
coodz beez in Gretta Garbo
Mood. Wawntz prybassee!
Blawnd, Blooe Ieed Kitteh
coodz awllso flirtz with Handsum
Tawm awn Windo Sill!!!
Blawnd, Blooe Ieed Kitteh
wawntz sum attenshunn. Habz weerd
way ubz getteengz it!!
Shynee Deevyssez
amz besstest way 2 cheerz up
Blawnd, Bloo Ieed Kitteh!!!
Jack.
OMCC iz dat nawt teh kyoo……
*SPLORT*
*Flies in on giant dragon wings*
Why, this is fascinating! The cute kitten has caused this poor creature to suffer a brian explosion.
Brain not *brian*. Sorry
Yeh, Brian iz mai nabur. doan maik him splode rite heer.
Ayjinsee iz owt ub luk fur trun dwon dis bebbeh.
Wutt!! A misspelling on ICHC!!
O teh hyooj manatee!! (Sumwun had to sai it!
)
cors nawt. {{{{{{[kafleen}}}}}}}} yu hoam frum cheezmeet? yay!
ohai grmawgs! Is we still comin to visit and investimugate teh beads?
Now let’s see what I can do for you.
Send tentacles to deftly retrieve TJsmommy’s brain matter from all over the area.
Setting slime to antiseptic and regenerative mode.
Cleans and restores TJsmommy’s brain cells
places brain cells in right location in head.
Retrieves skull fragments with tentacles.
Places fragments in correct places, then sets slime to glue fragments in place.
Wraps TJsmommy in a nice warm Shoggoth and casts spell to minimize cuteness effect until he recovers.
Gives drink of hot chocolate and a chocolate anteater.
There I hope you feel better now. Here read the H.P. Lovecraft collection to take the mind off cuteness foor a while.
Fank gawd cathulhu!!! U sabed de dai foar TJsmommy. Ai nut yet skillified in de CCC (doan akshully eeben noes wut dat meanz) sos ai iz glad U steppd up tu de plait in yoar oan slimey wai!!
Oh, niser, yu iz nu ish. CCC iz cuteness crash cart, ekwipt wif ebreefing wun nedes tu halp da biktim ub splortines.
wow, cathulhu! for a haff slimy eldritch horror from beyond etc etc yoo duz a good sport reskyoo!
Ohai cathulhu! Most ecksellent resque.
Ai offurs yoo mai slinkee blak paw ob frendshipness.
Accepts paw of friendship with own ginormous paw.
*nodz**
mii tew, ai wuz finking hao kool it wuz dat u sabed me consi…cawns.. sinse u iz nawt a kitteh!! fanku sew musch ai feelz teh honoreded.
*eggztendz littlol grey paw ob fwenchip tu awl enbolbed inna mai reskue**
Actually, I’m half cat from my mother’s side.
*whispers*an haf wut els frum yoar fahthur’s side??
*Whispers* My father is Great Cthulhu, so I am half slimy eldritch horror from beyond space and time.
Have you ever tried to groom yourself while constantly dripping slime. It’s not easy…
Ohz, ai seez. *wunners wut an slimy eldritch horror mite bee*
U haz sum….er…..inneresting genetical fings goin awn der. *wunners hao slimy eldritch horror from beyond space and time gotz tu noes an earfbownd kitteh an fawlz in lubs wif herz.*
Kawmplikayted ar teh wayz uv lurve, aifinkso.
Ohai, ‘Niser and cathulhu!
Ekksellent resskew
4 Creechurr frumz t3h straynjj myndz
ubz Aytch Pee Luvvcraft!
Aytch Pee Luvvcraft wuz
t3h Grayt Grandz Fathurr ubz wutz
cawlldz ‘Syenss Fikkshunn’!!
Duz nawtz beez afraydz
ubz slyme andz fawlleengz skaylz, Datz
pawrt ub Cathulhu!!!
Cathulhu amz frum
annudder dimmenshun wayrz
ebbeefengz amz weerdz!
Jack.
*clappity-clappity* ai nawt askeered NEmor. aifinkso Cathulhu iz am sweetee pii!
whoa! *hazza impressed*
problolly at ay hevun hel mixure. ai suspeckt larj kwantitees uv alkeehawl wuz envolvid…
ai lubz ur abatar!
dat is one interesting combination, I must say…
iffen HP Lovecraft duzzent stawp teh splorts den aifinks nuffin will!
well dun cathulhu!
Fyndz ‘Braynee~AKK~Vakk
andz cleenz up awll the mess. Poarz
Braynz wayz dayz beelawng!
Budder~Fly Band Aydz
maykz ebbeefeengz awlllll prittee
4 CHRG
Pulls CHRG
daown tyte. U wawntz Bunjee Coardz
oarz sturdee Dukkt Tayp?
Raps Bunjee Coardz and
Dukkt Tayp up tyte. Habz Iee Bryte
oarz Red Zeengurr Tee!
Awllso habs Froazin
Millkee Wayz andz ‘Roll~O’z and
Hurshee Awllmund Barz!!
Raps Flooffee Blankitt
wiff Lolruses and Bukkittz
‘rowndz TJmommy!!
Cawllz 4 a Dust~Awff.
Den cawllz Dawkturr TyneeCat
4 CatScan andz Medz!!!
Jack.
fankies bof sew musch, dat kitteh iz dangermus aifinkso
*snugls unner floofee blankitt an nomz on all teh wunnermus choklit*
cheezfwendz iz teh bestest furr teh reskuez speshally wif an ohaiku!!
nice wurk, jakk! teh flutterby bandayds an lolrus blankie are a very nice touch
Ohai, cathulhu. Ai am a proud membur ov da alumbni assn ob Miskatonic…Ai offur mai harrie strai-goggeh paw ob friendship…
I has green eyes. Why?
Oh, Kitteh, yoo daon wuntta moddling kareer!
Teh ayjunsee woan let teh cheezburgars neer.
Tehy’ll sai yoo cant has dezzerts no moar
And shun yoo if yur ovar syze fore.
Yull be stufft inna karrier an taken to shootz,
yur kareer will b ovar if yoo looz yur kyutes.
We doan wunt teh bonee, maciated stile,
We wunts teh floofee cuvver-mai-lap fur a whyle.
Cheezpeeps wunt snorgles an hed-bonx an purrz,
teh onlee grooming is tung run froo furrs.
So doan wurry, blawnd Kitteh wif iees skyest bloo,
teh ayjencee’s missin owt bai nawt cawlin yoo!
*clappity clappity happitayl danse*
Dat wuz mos byootimus (adn mos troo) poe etikals!!
Awwww.. I feel sad now fer da beybey kittehn ..
Who wanzta help me schmoo teh kitteh to makes her feel bedderz?
ooo ooo! pik mee! pik mee!
Otais, keshet! Who elze?
oh….*hug hug*
dont worry…i’ll alweis b ur fan though u cant b a model…
Ai do lubs meh tihs kitteh…. yup, her’s dorlolable!
dont wurry, kitteh. ur teh only one whoo isnt made of plastic.
thats a painting
aww…
that sucks, happend 2 me too…
you ar steel cute tho
^^
What cat species is this? Does anyone know? I have to get one. It’s just too beautiful.