Rare specimens of the Lolcatus botanicus
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Ooh! ware du Ai get seeds fur dem?
Congratz on the 4-way tie, you guise! Is lunchtime here so I’m hungry and makes we wish for a sillybration wiv
brick-oven baked pizza (wiv toppings of your choice)
a big green salad
wine
Thx, Q. Dat sowndz gud 2 me – Mai dinnur is 90 minnits awai an Ai haz a big hongree awlreddee!
ooh! mebbeh ai cans trai owt mai eyedeeya ob teh baycon cheezburgeer pizza!
*nomz*
mmmm….baycon cheezburger peetsa *drools jus a lil*
mmmm *droolz alotz*
*klimbz upp awn a nearbai ledje*
Waturr iz nawt awlwaez gud fur meh…afturr awl, ai has tew hab a /reelee/ hawt fyer inn ordurr tew bakify pizza….
*grabs shamwow an wipes chinny chin chin* O yesh, wii wuddnt want soggy peetsa!
Ai dunno, butt (!!) ai wud lyke tu groe doze tu!! Conga cats anni!!
Thx ‘Niser!
Comgrabyurelayshuns awn yur nawt-sekkund, anni!
Galumpheng goaphurz due teihr faymowss Goaphur Gavotte inz yur onner -
*hop’n'twerl … swuup’n'glyde … spinn’n'jummpz … ‘n stawmp-stawmp-stawmp*
Ta-DAAAA!
Thx Italiana!
Cheshuur Catt nurserree
dey nawt culd bii dat….yoo cans stillz sii dem!!
aifinkso tehy has tu groe intu teh dishapeerengness a billy teez. Tehy izz styll inz teh nursiree – givz tehm thyme.
hmmz…mebbeh dey needz moar lite? *moobz teh nursiree intew a bay (leef) windowz*
wut abowt dey’re smylol?
I gibs dem parslee, sayge, rosemaree AND thyme. Mebbe den dey disappearing.
“And there’s rosemary for remembrance…”
aifinksew dat wuz frum Hamlet (mai kwoet, dat iz), spokken bai…
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carp..ai furgotted hoo sed dat…
mebbeh yoo haz tew taek dem tew teh Fayre?
‘twuz Ofeelyah.
o yesh…dat’z hoo it wuz…
btw, ai sawededed a moobee vershun ob hamlett inn mai AP Liturachore klass….wuz…nawt wutt ai eggspektedd…
Wuzzit purr happz teh wun wif Mel Gibson? Taht bershun wuznawt mai fayvrit – teh wun wif Kenneth Branagh wuz meowtch bedderer, aifinkso.
ai lieked teh wun wiv Richard Chamber Lane, butt! dat wuz long, LOOOnG tyme agow! Wuz awn teebee, an gottid mii lubbing teh Shakes Speerz!
Ai nebber knowded taht Dokter Kildare didded ennee Shaik Speerz! Tehre ai goez agen, showeng mai aijj …
Eye seez Richurd Chaimber Lain in Richurd teh Sekkund @ tteh Kennuday Centre in 1975. Heez a gud Shakes Speariun actur. Brot meez to teers in not sekkund plus 2 act. Beautimouse.
Him deffinittlee izz an egg saladent akktur – ai lurvded Shogun – and eeben an sillolee moosikal bershin uv teh Sindurelly storee kawlded Teh Slyppur adn teh Roaz.
Kittehs awlwaes smylol – itz lettz yu knoe tehy’r upz tu sumfink … and tehy’r AWLWAES upz tu sumfink.
*plott … plannz … plott … plannz … POWNSE!*
*iz pownsed awn*
oof….
*tikklol … tikklol … BOOP*
Aliss cud see teh Chesheer kitteh – den it slolee disapeerd.
Juss hangin wiff mai peeps.
wheeze jus here inda cheep seetz.
Oar in teh Cat(bird) Seet?
wii be gonna fli soon.
Dey nests in teh yard?
Sew /dis/ iz wut growz frum doze dandylyon kittehz…
Policeman to wall: Are these your cats sir?
Wall: No, they were planted on me…
Din’t liek dem nawt sekund, but dey aer growin awn me!
*grone* *snert* *grone*
how tehy get up tere? I wunder iffen it is hiydrawliks.
And here I was thinking cats didn’t grow on trees……
dey doant. dey groh on fencis.
Dis mus bee teh nesting staige
Izz tihs whut tehy kawl teh catbird seet??
*pawndurz*
oar baskit kaes…
oar an pawtuvpurri
Iz LCB fencing dese kittehs?
Not as far as u knoes.
i thot wuz fundrayzing, to feed teh nekkid an clothe teh hongry?
Oh, rite. That.
I thought jk2 was talking about sword fighting.
Hewminz plantz seedz 4
Pusse~Willo Tree and fyndz
cawmplayssent Kittehz!
Pussee~Willo Tree
bloomz sebburrull tymez a yeer.
Awllwayz in Summurr!!
Bebbeh Kittehz frum
Pussee~Willo Tree habz Grayt
Beeg Kewtness Facturr!!!
Jack.
Ohai Jack! Ai luvs da ohaikus!
*digs smawl hol in da grownd adn drops in a teenee tinee seed dat luks lyke a fud can…replaces da dyrt and waturs it*
*sits adn stairs at da dyrt*
Hmmm…hao lawng yu tink biifor we hazza gusifuds tree growing in da gardinn?
hopefulolee soonz…dis baycon cheezburger pizza iz taekink a lawg thyme tew baekifiy!
Ohai DK!! *sniffs* Da peetza smells wunnermus…gibbin mii da hongrees!
Ai culd add sum Mirrorikal Groe tu da gushifud tree seed, but aifinkso dis bii an oar gannic garden adn ai duzznt want to cheet!
ai agreez…
Ooops….nawt “gusifuds”…gushifuds!!
Iz gonna bii wun ob DOZE dais! *sigh*
iz okaiz….wii awl haz doze daiz…
Ai din’t eben notiss til u currektid!
Ohai annipuss!! *extends floofy paw of frenship* Itz beriniez tumetechu! Ai’z can eibber tipe wifaquikkness oar core rectully, butt(!) nawt bof at da sayme tyme!!
Plzd 2 meat u! Ai had teh saem trublol till Ai fyndid dis plaes!
Ai luvs it heer fur manee reezins, wun ob dem bee ing dat core rectly tiping iz nawt nessa sarie!
Ai’z just cant halp it doe…ai haz tu correctify mii miss taykes!
*Drills hole with tentacle, then places piece of pig in it, fills hole with dirt, puts slime on it, then casts Elder God growth spell using wavy tentacles*
Plant starts growing immediately.
“Hopefully soon, we can have a nice bacon tree.”
erm…teh bacon wont bee evil, will it?
Ohai BF! Ai wuz wunndering if da bacon tree fuds wood mayke us glowifying in da dark!
taht mite kom in handee sumtymes
Ooo! Sew dats hao yu du it! *Hazza impressed adn a skaird at da sayme tyme*
Just don’t approach the plant till it’s finished growing…
*gibs plant a wyde berff*
EEP! apparentlee mai kwestioning uv teh bakon’s motivashuns iz bringin wrath frum abuv (er pawsiblee beneff) in teh form uv litnin an tunder!! Gotta shut daown, haz a great dai ebreewun!
Mucsh moar pawsiblee frum Be Low!!
*Checks on the plant. First hams appear, with writhing trendrils. Next the Tendrils stiffen into branches and hams turn into bacon.*
The bacon tree is now ready to be eaten. Don’t worry, it is quite safe now.
The reason I had to warn you is that before it is a bacon tree, it starts out as a HAM-BUSH!
Wil dis b LuvCrafty brand bakums?
If you check, the brand name is H.P.Lolcraft.
Most peeps tryin to groe kitteh-trees probly use too musch watur. Obviusly kitteh-trees do not want. (Kind of maeks rest of kitteh-tree look dedified, dusnit?)
*puts down spritzer bottlol*
I’m glad u warnified me.
* nachur sho annownser voyse*
Yes, the Lolcatus botanicus are in full bloom, aren’t they beautiful! Let’s see if the flowers are ready for pruning…AAAAHHHHHHHH! GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFFFFFFF!!!
Those are nest cats. They’re incubating eggs. I saw those on Animal Planet.
This photo illustrates one of the things I love most about cats: they have tons of dignity but absolutely no sense of irony.
Here we have the lovely Flooficus Caticus in bloom. Notice its dense smell of catnip, and its tendency to admit a loud ‘meow.’ It may also curl up and purr when scritchied. The plant does extremely well when stretched out on a windowsill.
be shur to feed frequently.
Plant in full sun!
heer are teh seeds:
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/01/funny-pictures-lolcat-seeds/
sorry, shuld put a level-elebenty splort alert wif taht.
Is troo! Bunch of kewties!
Tu handzfuel uv iddibiddi splortalishusnessz, adn a hyooj doas uv awwwwwwwwwww!
Ah de kittehs dere bicus de flowrs ar ded, or ah de flowrs ded bicus ov de kittehs?
wun ob teh most clebber capshuns ive ebber seen. Lolcattus britannicus dat is.
OOPS!! that should read Lolcatus botanicus
does anyone know where or what town this pic was taken? It reminds me so much of my grandparents backyard!
This picture is awesome! I haven’t seen one like this ever. I have been on icanhascheezburger for 4 years and this is the coolest one yet!
i can has vegiburger?