
Must…… Time Travel…… Back to when my food bowl was full
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Must…… Time Travel…… Back to when my food bowl was full
Picture by: Adam Moehn Caption by: bullseye09 via Advanced Lol Builder
oh nose – this happens every day….
conga ratz, anni!
adn conga ratz to Nenne too
aiz soe usd tu typun ‘anni’….ai NEW it wuz ‘nenne’, butt(!) mai fingaz sed uddaweis!
conga speshul edishun ratz, NENNE!!!
ooh – speshul edishun ones!!!
Fankyoo!!
an congrats rite back to ebreewun inda brayd!
*yoinks a moofeen frum da trollee and heards evreewun to the tye boot eek!
Tehy have sum lubbleh noo summer goods – parasolls, sun glasses, sun catchers, wind chimes and littlol flower globes – they are just like snow globes, but teenee litltol flowers float around in them, instead of snow! there sum wif bunnies, sum wif kittehs and sum wif flowering garden!!
ooh…shinee!
Um thx, but Aifink it’s Nenne hoo dezerbs teh congrats!!!!
a congrats to any other naem is still a congrats
Fankies!!
A rose by ani ubber naim iz stil a prikly bush !!
W00t!!! a five way ty!!!! Yay fur Nenne, catena, anni, miniminsmum, & PB!!!!
Dans on down tu deh ty boot eek! Dere b awl sortz uv kitty goodeez!! Kitty clokkz wif deh wigloly taylz, bobblolhedded kitteyz, and deh ever popular Kitteh snowglobez wif deh kitteyz trying tu catch deh snowflakez!!
yay – and GMTABNQA!!!
8)
I gotz deh GMTA but wut am deh BNQA??
Barbekewed Nomz wif Qwestyunablol Additivez?
Borked Nasty Quivering Aspenz?
Butt(!) nawt kwite alike ?? *
*
*trumpets fan fare for PB*
you has a grate mynd too!
allthough the Qweens suggestions are gud too!
* Hee, hee !! Taht wuz riskee / riskay fer mi
*
Tanks mai cween
!! Ooo, a kitty clokk !!
* Setz alaam fer seben meowz *
huh. mai kittee klok alahm iz pawz awn teh fais!
*nodz*
ai haz wun ob doze tew!!
I know, right? And omg.. it hurts me in my soul when it does :’(
Den Ai can eet it awl ober agane
* Haz a mintel pikshure *
Eeeeee-ewwwwwww !!!!
Nawt iffn it is bakk in tiem 2 wen teh bole wuz nyoolee filld!
Taht maik sents !! Maibi tihs tiem isle eet mi veggeez nawt-sekkund
teh nom mashiyn iz borkd!
Nuffin sadder tahn a nemptee nomzboel!
awlwaiz hungree; ai iz it
Ai sekkund taht ;.)
We had notissed, PB!
Ai haz a hungree fur info mayshen
!!
nd a furst faw nollidg
* bringz owt a tr0llee pakt wib infawmatib sinez:
“Bunz”, “Muffinz”, “Caiks”, “Biskitz”/”Cuukeez”, “Poodingz”, ….. *
Heer yu go PB, ai bort yu a bar ov teh swiss chokklit to keep yu going
Thx mmm !!
Halp yawselb tu teh noms trollee !!
Tehre’z prolly moar lablold fudz n drincs awn teh lower trai
Am dere _____ ?
Apricots
Barz uv chokklit
Candeez
D….
Diut koek (kafeen-frei)
Edibulolz awf awl sortz
Fancee feest
G…
Donuts wif jam
Egg sammishes
Fronsh fries neggst tu a burger
G….
Gattoze
Hawt’n'cawld pize
Indean curreez
J..
Jam donuts
Kukkiez
Lemun murang
M…
Mellun gelatoe
Noms – sordid wuns…
Oh my – lukkit dat hyuegs strombree creem cake!!!
P…
Punkin suup
Quints jam/jellee
Razzberri tartz
T..
Garnishmentz
Hamsterz ** Bad cween!!! rodentz am frendz, nawt nomz!! **
Ice kreemz
Jelloz
K……
Kakes off all sorts
Lemming sorbay
Mooffeens wif froots an nuts
N…
Pi napplols
Quinsis
Radishis
Soop – mushruum
T…
Tumato adn motzarela salid
Upsaed down applol kaek
Vealy gud kuppee kaeks
W…..
Waddermelin
Xtreemly nommy icee creem
Yallo bananananaz
Zoo keeni slies!!
Yay, wi hab a feest
!!
?? *
* Hao infawmatib woz taht
Wait Wotsh Us Gide
X..
Wat?
Sawree,
!!
Wait ! Wotsh us (eet) Gide
Nao ai hazza hongree arfta awl taht fud liszt! *goze of tu lukk in teh frij* Oooh! icee creem!
Ai haz LOST fudz, ican has time travels now?
Dharma Initiative fuds?
Grate idea! I comes wit u!
Kitteh needz fud dish dats bigger on teh inside.
A Tardis kitteh nombowl! (biggur awn teh insyde!)
If you put the food in there, a crack will appear and swallow it,
then the food will never have existed.
Whi am ai awlwayz fololowwed bai dat crack???
*leevs this wyde open fur trubble, aifinkso*
Capt’n Kurt impression… yer doin it quite well ack-shoe-ally
Kitteh is lost in dharma initiatve! Perhaps Sawyer will help him? dat wud be gud, cuz then I cud seez sawyer……
Ohai MamaCat! Wat a cyoot abatar kitteh! Iz taht ur oan kitteh?
Yesh, that was Baloo wen he wuz bebbeh. hiz mama got eated by a coyote, so i had to feed himz and his brutter, mowgli. Baloo went out wif his couzin Max to play on deh rood dis spring, bery sad, but Mowgli is still wif me, he is Mai Baby!
{{{{MamaCat}}}} {{{{Baloo}}}} {{{{Mowgli}}}}
Iz luvs the Lost reference. Madez me LOLz
fank u, saw deh bag, nawt second thout in mai hed, lol
Hav tu sai ai maed it fru 6 yeers ov not wotching taht.
I used to love that show, but when they started slippping sideways and upside down and backwards, it got too strange for me, and that is saying something about someone who LOVED Twin Peaks and adores Happy Town, lol. mamaCat, who is sometimes very weird…..
Don’t do it!
If you go back in time, you’ll eat the food that your earlier self has eaten!
You’ll create a Time ParrotDucks and I’ve heard that they are nasty …
…to sai nuffing ov teh ef fekt awn teh wayst lion!
Jeebus, it’s a waist lion! Get in teh cardio workout!
*Faizepaw*
Gud wun, LCB!
Of course, the sneakiest are the underlions.
Jeebus, it’s a underlion! Get in teh carriage return!
Then you get the ones in disguise,
the infamous clothes lions.
Jeebus, it’s a clothes lion! Get in teh wardrobe!
Then there is The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe.
Jeebus, it’s teh Lion, teh Witch and teh Wardrobe! Get in teh card catalog!
Adn teh drivurs uf truks…
Teh Pickup Lions
*gigglol* ai thot yew herd those in bars?
Jeebus, it’s a pickup lion! Get in teh carburetor!
Jeebus, it’s teh other kine of pickup lion! Get in teh karate class!
Cheezes twyse; it’s a pikkup lion; do yu get in herr offen?
Be careful in the carburettor,
You have to look out for the Fuel Lions.
*picks Amber up, takes her to teh NB*
Jeebus, it’s a fuel line! Get in teh Gulf and halp clean up that spill, fer crying out loud!
Mebbe dey kud go bak in tiem & fix dat mess befoar it started?
Prittee Smudjj Kitteh
needz Calbin’z Tyme Masheen 2
trabbillz bakk inz tyme
Prittee Smudjj Kitteh
coodz awllso yooz T3h Dawkturr
and himz Beeg Bloo Bawkz
Prittee Smudjj Kitteh
shoodz fyndz Beeg Handsumm Gye andz
lawdj formull cawmplaynt!
Jack.
Dis kitteh luks … erm … peeved?
Kitty, if you get some herbs you might be able to Thyme travel.
If I think real hard
the fud will appear
and then my tummy will be happy
Hmmm, finks reel hard.
Nope, stil got an unhappee tummeh!
I’m feeling a little hungry myself.
(Wonders if D-R’s soul has a flavour)
Looks like kitty gets OCP brand cat food. Robocop would not approve.
Nooo Kitteh! Wot happuned, happuned.
Is it me, or is this an odd looking kitteh?
*compares*
It’s u. U is odd looking.
*smiles engagingly, holds out hand for a tip*
Hands LCB shiney gum wrappur- heer U go- thnx.
OOH! An SHINEY!!
*yoinks teh shiney gummz rapper *
*runswifakwiknes tu teh koarnur tu foald teh rapper adn startz an gummz rapper chayn*
*dials lcbPhone*
Hello, Irish Halp Desk? O hai, LCB here. Lissen, Italiana just yoinked my gum wra— Whut? I said “yoinked.” Is a perfectly norbal word. Anyhow, Irish Halp Desk, could u call her up and not say anything? That would show her. *nods* *remembers she is on phone* *nods out loud*
Otay, LCB – Ai has an sawree taht Ai yoinkeded yuur gummz rapper. Ai herded Teh Sylentz uv teh Haplz Dessk, adn itz skairded mih strait, Ai pwomess.
*hanndz gummz rapper bakk tu LCB*
*sittz inz teh koarnur foar thyme owt*
Thx!
*Italiana’s phone rings*
Um, u might wanna answer that. It could be relevant to ur interests. *nods*
If the helpdesk was run by Lambs, would it have been “The Silence Of The Lambs?”
Or they could be telephone lions.
Wun ryngee-dyngee … tuu ryngee-dyngeez …
*pikkz upz fone*
Halloo?? Halloo??
*runs in, yoinks gum rappa frum LCB, runsawaiwivakwikniss*
waet…shinee???
*runrunrunsafturrocasmumwiffakwikkness*
*yoinkz gumm rappur*
*runrunrunsawai…sumwaer eles*
*hydes*
*cries*
*emayos LCB a beeg stak uv shiny gum rappurs*
*gets “Stack Overflow” error*
Call the Time Travel Kitteh!!1eleven
“My bowl is empty. It’s not rocket science. Use your Dharma Initiative and fill it up!”
I know why his meal disappeared.
It is Schrödinger’s cat-food…
That Kitteh is one of the Others…
If the cat gets hungry enough. It will go find some mice to eat.
Yes!! Someone else who gets it! FTW!!!
and den, i will kill whoever emptied it! wait……. that waz me……
extreme Cat Food WIN
O_o
that cat looks JUST like my cat (like almost a twin), but fatter.
Dat is Dharma Initiative Kitteh Noms! >.<
omg where do i get dharma stuff lmao
Hello!