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oar attepmt tu brush himz awf
oar let him put a foark in elelecrtical owtlitt
oar sit awn a nelektriclol chayr !! * Yu kno, teh wunz taht go up’n'daon*
oar show him a nekkid hooman… at least not me….
Ohai Nennepus an Mugglemary!
Ai am having Thai fuds foar mai dinna. Ai hav enuff tu shair.
Deres red chikkin curree, spicee beef salid, ries an chili fish caeks.
Plus ai am having a berrry cawld drink cos teh chili is hawt!
Halp ursalf…if ur gaem!
ooh red curree – mah fabrite!
*takes a bite – goes looking for the fire eggstinkt wisher!!!*
* Rushiz in wib teh emurgency yogert *
Quick, call Lassi…
Mango???
YUM!!
Ohai ozcatmum, ai’z habbin a hungry so ai wud lubs sum curree adn beef salid and chil fishee caeks, tehy sownd delishus!
Ohai MMM! Plenee foar u tu!
Yum! I luvs teh thai food.
*Looks around to make sure there’s emergent-c yogurrts on hand before taking first bite*
nom!
mmmm, ai lubs tye fuds!
speshullee curree!
nomnomnomnomnom
hothothothothot
* runz in wit moor yogert *
Wait wun minnet !! Ar yuu werkin oar awn lolidaze, MM
??
*
* Ink wiring mynds wud liek tu kno, plzthx
*Whistles rather softly so a not to flatten surrounding area*
Come on Lassi, someone else needs your help…
Ohai an cobgratz, PB!
Sawree ai awz layt…mai puter keebord batree dissyded tu go flat – rite at 6 pee em!! Ai waz typing awai, tehn lukkt up an sor….nuffing!
cobgratz? wat iz taht? congratz….
Cobgratz it iz, OCM !! * Ai liek teh sownd ob itt
*
Macarena monkies and Gavotting go real ahs to you!!
*drags in a booffay tablol filled wif noms an sips..*
Theres moofeens and cakes:
ht tp://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/bananamuffins_71268
ht tp://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/appleandtoffeemuffin_86119
ht tp://www.bbc.co.uk/food/lemon_cake
an salty noms:
ht tp://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/eggsbenedict_74872
ht tp://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/chickenpie_80250
and of corse the usual tee, cawfees, joosis an smoofies!
Enjoy!
Ooo, thx Nennepus
!! Wil yuu luuk at awl taht fud !~!~!!
* PB taiks a fanana buffin nd nomz awai at itt
*
Wel, taht wuz teh gud !! Nao, wot ??
Lemming Caik
!!
Nomnomnomnomalishus deezerts, juss rite after teh hawt curree upfred.
Fanks Nennepus
*tries to reply – but finding it hard wif mouf full of yoggert and a fire eggstink wisher*
No prollemz, Nenne !! MMM wuz onli trien tu curry favor !!
*
* Oar wuz taht mi,
Salty for me, plzthx
Ohai Q!! Hao u bee?
wun ob teh bluu rinss set ??
Sheel go ape
!!
an start monkeen round…
*steels PBs cap*
hah – itl be the last capuseen!!
* PB runs, runs, runs, strate up teh wawlpaipa nd duzz a flip bakwoods, twistign az himz kumz fli-ing bak ober Nenne’z hed nd steelz himz cap bak !! *
STN !!
* Goze tu sit daon wib a dizzy *
* Hab yuu ebber scene a lemur reksuu
??
The evolution of a rock star in progress!
Jussed nit pikkin, reeli !!
Wen yu finished pikkin tehm ar yu gonn mayk sum jam?
*Tihnks fer wun mycrsekkin* Nyet !
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
yoo shudd nebber blow-dry annebuddee
liberace-monkey iz shockd ob wut yoo did
Hee, hee !! Ai nebber tried to blo-dri enni wun, LF
!!
Puff, puff, puff, pufff, puffff, puff
ai apreeshiate dat, PB! *gigglol*
Hee, hee !!
!!
* hans LF sum fud taht OCM nd Nenne hab brort upfred *
Hungree ?? Eet awl yuu liek
fankees!
uhmm… applemuffeenz! yummee! *nomnomnom*
ai want 2 lib in a muffin-castlol. or a cake-castlol. adn ebbry dai i invitiz awl yoo cheezpepz adn we hab da tee partey togevver. dat wud be greeeat!
Um, is a gorilla?
sphunnee, taht. Tahts hao ai lukk inna moernin AFORE ai blowdry …
LOL
NO! that’s why you should ALWAYS blowdry a monkey!
That must have been a hair-raising experience…
hr hr hr hr…
mai hares luk kinda lyk dis tuday; hada bad nite! Noe sleeps, manny tunder starms heer, keept me awake…. naow dis am wut mai hares luk lyk, onlee Ai am blawnd, nawt broonett…
An u a turtlol, nawt a munkee.
Big hare…ai haz it!1!
Maybe that’s a rabbit on his head, but from a distance it looks like hare…
All dis silliness is gettin hairy!
OHAI!!!! Ai nawt seed u fer elebenty wiels! {{{{Africat}}}}
Ohai OCM! I is awn vacashun in Souf Afreeca an jus gotted awn lyne yesturday. {{{{OCM}}}} an awl teh Cheezfrends!
Ohai Africat! Iz a stranj! Ai wus arskin four yew furver daon, anupp u popp! (Iz sceery …) Aim happytale yew r gud!
U bee serowndid bai sokker fanz?? Nies tu be hoem foar a wiel.
Ohai AC
!! Yuu ternin intu popcat
??
Wozza popcat? Wud ai lyke wun? AC Iz u hoem four teh futtibawl?
Itz wot tehy du wen tehy supriezd !! Sea tihs egg samplol:
ht tp://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/30/imnisibil-steamrollr/
*pownce*
*schmoooos AC*
Alloh strayjur!! we’ve missed u!!! have u been hiding in SA and just got out in tiem to eggskayp frum the whirrled cup??
Ohai tu Nennepus an mollypuss! Plz sea abov furr detales. Its guud tu bee bak in Cheezland!
*lolspeak off* OCM – you play in Cheezland quite regularly: would you know what’s happened to Africat? Haven’t seen his name for awhile and, well, being a fellow African, was wondering? *lolspeak on* Aifinkso taht ape b waring a wigg, adn wehn wiggs owner finez owt, hurz wil goe apeshot.
Haha! Hao did u du taht?? Africat appeerz juss wen u arsk!
Spookee!
Ai skeers mii tu soemtiems .. pikkupp teh tellinfoen adn sain peepz naemz afore tehy speek. Mai mumcat yooster sai ai borned wif a cawl. Ai yooster fink hurz sed ‘borned wif a cawld’ and phelt sori four littlol mii asa bebeh, coffink adn sneesen …
He slips on a banana peel or very appealing.
Haloooo! Iz noe banana – hiz appeel is…..frootless.
Once, it was against the law to remove the skin from an apple,
but it seems now that the law has been repealed…
That’s not a monkey
It’s an ape. DURF DE HURF!!! Yay for internet accuracy!!!
Yesh. No is monkey. Is ape.
I iz ayp nawt monkee!
OMG bad hair day…. ^-^;
Not a monkey! Not even a little!
Actually the first thought I had was “Phil Specter as a young child.”
taik awt wun werd frum lol, maik eben funnehur lol!
Easy way to know a monkey from a great ape: if it lacks a tail, it’s an ape.
All apes don’t have tails, not just great apes. Small bodied/lesser apes (gibbons and siamangs) also don’t have tails.
(Technically one species of monkey, the Barbary macaque, also don’t have tails =P)
Would like to add: is not monkey, is gorilla (so, great ape).
This is so funny!!
looks like Samuel L Jackson xD