
Basement Cat’s Minion traded his soul to become a chick magnet. This is not what he had in mind.
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Basement Cat’s Minion traded his soul to become a chick magnet. This is not what he had in mind.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Frogbutt54 via Advanced Lol Builder
bii kaerfall wut yu wisch fur!
*Closes eyes* *Crosses fingo-paws* I wish for BBQ sauce!
Gud idea pj!!
*Closes fingo-pawz* *Crossez aiz*
I wish fur a millyun buckz!
* Poof, wun millyn boi deers runs in frunt uf teh Cweenmj’s motorhoem *
*suddenly finds self in middlol uv cariboo hurd*
Uh-oh!!
wut I due rong?
U diddint use ur majiklol wand!
hmm – or mebbeh that’s just wut the cween did??
8)
* goes to git sum waddurs frum teh tap at PJ’s haws. *
Hay wai Ur waddur luuk liek carolina stylol BBQ saws?
BBQ on tap? I LIKE it!
Eben when U taeking teh Baff?
no, yew use teh milk tap for the bath!
mlik et duz ay bodee gud!
we can use beer adn may on As for shampoo…
ai dunnoez abowt dat….ai knoez datt itt taystez gud…butt (!) ann entyer baff obbitt??
Milk baff is gud for skin. Beer adn mayo is cood hare conditioning.
thees are not the chiks ai was luking for!
ai tink himz luken fur annee chix
reminz mii awf eh joek….
“axed fur eh twelf insch….”
nestun fayl! stoopee wurdpress!
STOOPEE wurdpres!!! teh “pianoe playah” (jus lyk dat) iz missun!!!
*Pats catena gently on da hed* Calm down. Use your indoor voice and start all over.
wuz sposd tu bii:
remynz mii awf teh aold joek…”hu axed fur eh twelf insch {pianoe playah}” <—–(teh udda wurd fur eet)
Wuudnut yuuz it az a rule !!
OH! It took me a long time to get that! *snerk* No pun intended.
Hao du yuu get PB tu larf awn Mundane ??
.. Tel himz a joek awn Friedegg
!!
“These are not the droids you are looking for…”
Shood have had a loyer reed da contract!
Sum sai BC iz a lolyer ….
Ai is laffing tu hard tu fink ov ennefing tu sae!
ai totealley agwee wif Catsablanca!! dat wuz tew funnee! Congaratz on doze whu leedz teh wai
Iz just lyke in dat moovee Phenomennomennomen…
“It’z awl in da detayles, BC!”
Waet…nom? waer???
*lukkz fur nomz*
.. itz nekst tu tohse men
waet…wut??
sry..mai brayne nawt funktshunink tew wellz tudai…
awltho mebbeh sum obbit iz dat iz passt midnite heer…
Phenomennomennomen…
rede it a:
Phenomennomennomen…
oar rede it az:
Phenomennomennomen…
oh…rite…
*has thot, butt (!!) deesydez nawt tew sai itt*
Replys:
“Boop-boop-a-boop-boop”
Yup…evvyboddee tu teh NB.
Yew haz tew bee berri spesifik wen yew maykes deels wif Basemunt Cat. Darn BC iz ai sneeky wun…
Butt(!) wayt! Animlol chiks iz chikinburger nawt dun yet. Mebbe awl iz nawt lawst! *finks of chikin ressipes* Yesh, dis culd wurk…
*Chops onyuns and celree*
*Adds water and carrots*
*Browns pie crust*
Sum magnetz attrakt..
.. nd sum rip ‘ell …
Wot? Sum magnetz go down mountins whyle attachified tu wropes?
*insert cornfuzed luk heer*
Corn liker iz bettr than cormfusd lukheer
an just az cormfuzin
Wi liek corn ‘ear
!!
wee cans ad et tu teh pott wif teh karrots, sellury, an umyuns.
Poar midnyte kitteh luuks hen-pekt
!!
@@@@@
Himz gibbing us a fowl luuk !!
kitteh gots ay rah deel.
Wun seemz tu liek him; ai doan kno bowt teh roost ob tehm
!!
bee cayrfull whut yoo wishis fur! yoo juss mite git et!
Hen: Hao drunk wuz ai ?? Ai doan kno !!
!!
Tihs iz teh ugliesd chikin ai ebber hatsht
kitteh say: dis is not teh crow; whare is teh ice cream?
When can I danse a ho ho?
Whare is teh crow?
Now I must go!
it remynds meh of a comic tat ai saw once.
http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20020412
Dats whut happenz wen yu maeks deels wif de debil. He nevar duz wut yu think he iz spozd to…
Always read the fine print, minions….
Dat sneekie Basement Cat – he iz ebil dat wai.
Yes, this was a fowl trick…
It could have been worse, he could have wished to be a babe-magnet.
Then he would have been surrounded by piglets…
Ah…But noaw u haz free fud!
Nevah trus a jeeny.
“So, Basement Cat. You wish to have all the chicks in the world? Your wish is granted!”
“I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!”
How can he be upset? Everybody loves chocobos!
nobodee shuld truss basment cat, not evn won of his own minions!
bestest pic eva