
CATEAU DOMESTICO Vintage 2009
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CATEAU DOMESTICO Vintage 2009
Picture by: Rachel Ratliff Caption by: mcmagiccracker via Advanced Lol Builder
Catbernay
Purrlow
slightly fuzzy with a hint of blueberry eyes, a smudgy grey nose and a whiskery finish, perfect for those hot summer days.
*Gives 5 *’s and da bloo ribbon*
***** !
mercy buckets!
At leest @@@@@ frum me, too!
Az yet uh yung whine, but prommissing 2 b fool-boddeed awn matoority.
iz a purrfekt 100 poynts (not poynty endz) on teh felinophile’s skorecard
conga ratz, two_kittehs!
hauw abawt eh neis wyen?
Congratz, two_kittehs and Catena for th3 tye.
*Getz owt sordid cheeze platter wiff specialtee crackers*
*Startz opening wine bottlols for th3 big tasting sillehbrationz*
that sound lubly!
Get fresh froots to enjoi wid cheez and wines
dere is fresh strawberries, applols and pineapplols
*faispaw*
lukz lyk eh 2010 tu mii!
I finkso too. Dis kitteh too yung to be bornded in 2009.
ICHC shall post no winecat before its time.
Rume temp btr tahn chilld
GUd fing hims nawt whineing!
is et ay bad sine dat ai recognize sum uv doze bottlols?
Onlee if U furgitted hoo U shaered dem wif
is gud den.
ai tryd tu poast ay linkee tu teh wyne syte, butt wp nommed et.
*sigh*
grrr! wp es beeyin phicklol!
teh wyne es Incognito frum Michael David Vineyards en Lodi, CA.
Nawt enny moar! Naow wii cogz itz neat-o.
ai is willyn tu shayr.
Triple squeeeeee! Wine anna wine anna kitty. Must tighten CHRG and put paw ober glarse. Fancy stem on ob course, ai gatsta dribe!
You can has NA wine! Or some sparklee water wiff lemmings!
Plz to nawt drinkin teh kitteh.
No, kittehs ar nawt to be drunk, only givn teh sof cronshes.
or
No, kittehs ar nawt to be drunk, sobr at all taims.
Naow dat yu menshunz it, kitteh duz luk a widdle skeered him’z gunna git drunked. ;-P
Wutz a kittehz faborite wyen?
Ai wunt sum noms!
Butt(!) it wuz teh goggie, honust
Cmere adn let mii show u wut Ai fink ov taht nu gushifud u bot
D…..
doan blame me was teh Goggie
Eberyfing was teh Goggies fawlt
Fur instants te goggie borked teh vase
G…
Goggie STILL did it!
Hoomin must gib me noms NAO!
I’m WAYTIN fur mai NOMS!!!
J….
Jus get mii teh noms!
Kepe dem kumen!
Let mii has dem!
M…
Jus lukin!
Kudna ben meh
Late wif mai noms an ai’l pee in yur shu
M…
Mah mousie am lost unner teh fridj!
Nip iz old. Ai needz noo!
Ovver kittehs b lukkin in mah windo at meh!
P . . .
Plz to come snugglol on da balconee!
Quit watchin da Stanley Cup Finals and throw da ball!
Reelee, I wantz to chase it now!
S…
Sammuns in mai dish NAOW
Tunas in mai dish Neggst
U reellee fink dis gui iz rite?
V…
Verri steenkie litturbocks..wy iz it durtee
Why aer yu nawt pettin mii
Xtra nips!! Ai wantsumnao!!
Y…
y yes, I’ll hab anudder.
Zzzzzzzzinfendale.
Goggie borked teh vase beclawz da goggie wuz playin’ bawl inna howse, rite, wike Pee-tah wuz onna Brady Bunch? ;-P
Dis vintij tickles me noze!! *tee hee!*
*tiklol tiklol*
Bettur let this wun breeve a bit befoar serving
Speshullee impurrtent fur teh Grey Whines.
Vintage Splort
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
O noes! o noes! D-R splorted an am laying awn teh whine seller flor a long long tymes! Wottodo, wottodoo . . . !
*Kummings bery kwik wiv teh CCC*
*Scoopeefiez awl D-Rz braynes offa da kool stone flor*
*Warshez demz wiv spakololy shampers [wuz handee-- POP!]*
*Karfully paks dem in rite plaices in craynium, soe lef brane-rite brayn nawt to being konfuzloled*
*Raps awl tigh tigh tight wiv teh dukkee taype, wiv purply foyle anna twisty whyre jus in kase*
*Pulz awn CHRG (wdo)– berry festif an pritty*
*Leedz D-R to Splort Recubbery Rume, sitz u doan awn kumfy cwoch wive Cheezlan blankee rouwn yer showderz*
Dere! And herez u sum chonklits anna nyce mimosa. An sum buks abbout vyne deeceezes to keepking teh mynd off teh kyoot.
(Iz mah 1st resQ. Didz ai leeb annyfing owt?)
Thank u! U dids awesumly.
Wus a sparkli res Q. Gud job!
Spar Klee? Iz dere romantiks Wampyres roun herez too?
Romantic Vampires suck…
*rembers manners*
Whi fanku!
Dat’s a bintige 2010, aifinkso. Too liddle to be moar den six monfs ole.
haz not aged much at all.
ohai cookbooksRUS, i dont finkso i haz meeted yoo before. *extends frendly paw ob floofship*
ohai! Ai haz posted afoar, but nawt reesentlee. Luk at teh kittehs mos evree dai, tho.
Light and bubbly with a lovely finish
Soft yet effervescent with a hint of oak
A smooth accompaniment to any meal
Velvety clean to sip and stroke
She steals away your breath in glee
Your mood drifts mellow, then swings high
The light of candles makes her glow
She’ll leave you drunk with cute and make you sigh
A fine selection from the rack
She’ll age divinely, and not bite back
WOW! ***** !!!
Wut PJ sed!!!1! Clappity clappity!!
clappity clappity clappity
Foof!
Tizza verry gud yeer
wen Kitteh babes appeer!
*Applolsause applolsauce* Teh Jenns r bery gud wif teh pohitree 2nait!
iz so troo!
Tanks much, kind Cheezpeeps! Gots to go to a poetree reeding tonite n stand at a mic n reed a loud ma (not-kitteh-type) pomes. Nervus. Wish ah cud tak kittehs along for currage!
Liddill Strypdz Kitteh
habz wunnderfull Napz Playss wayrz
Hewminz raryrlee luukz!
Strypdz Kitteh’z Beeg Gye
keepz himz Likkwidd CatzNip inz
coazee surrowndeengz!!
Liddill Strypdz Kitteh
wunndurzz wye Likkwidd CatzNip
cawstz so mutch Munneez?
Jack.
likwid catznip, lol!
wunse agin, brilliant ohaiku, jack!
Littlol kitteh’z fownd plonked amungst teh plonk
!!
*wikipeedeeas plonk*
* PB plonks himselb daon awn teh cowtch nd porez a glars ob plonk *
!! * Boaf commun termz in OZ *
Yez, yu lurnify sumfin ebree dai
Poor kitty is going to end up like a glass of water,
He’s going to get drunk…
purrot gris
*tiny wine rack kitten peek!*
aww. snuggles.
I can has cheezburger wif my whine?
[When boy whines, Dad says, Want some cheese to go with that w(h)ine?]