
TOM-TOM CAT You’ll never get there, because he doesn’t give a crap.
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TOM-TOM CAT You’ll never get there, because he doesn’t give a crap.
Picture by: Frank Caption by: redpoppy71 via Poster Builder
this much bettar dan teh hula grll.
Congrats, SP!
thx! somehow i finkso i didn’t get teh ref in da pic but *shrug* the kitthe looks like a cute dashboard decormation.
tom tom is a brand of GPS (or kitteh posishuning system in this cayse)
adn waaaaaay better dan floofy dice . Best deormation for dash bored.
heheheh 8) i can has goggie as hood ornament? heh
heheheh den ai tells u tu aym atta tree.
*ebil gigglol*
whut abowt teh plastik Jeebus? tahts pritty…um…stylish!
ai don kayr effen it raynz oar frezsus
lawngz ai has mai plastuk cheesuz
ridun awn teh dashbored awf mai kar!
ai ken drife eh hunret miylz en our
lawngz ai has teh ceiling cat powah
riyt dere undaneat teh fuzzee deiz!
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applesauce, applesauce!
I ar luffin dat song!
Oar de garter. Oar de floofy dyce.
♪ I can c para dice by da dash bored lite.
♪ Dey payvd para dyse adn put up a parkin lawt.
Oar teh Mardy Graww beedz.
Oar teh handi cuffs.
es mush bettur tu luks at, butt butt aifinks ai’d fynd et tu distracktifying tu dribe wiffa kitteh on teh dash.
*pets pets snorglol*
whu’s teh prettee kitteh?
aaaaaaah! treeeee!
*krash*
Apparintly kittehz naym is Jorj.
pssst, AP, ai leftid ay messaj fur yur papa on hims profyl.
*runs tu luuk*
Grayt! See u den… we mayks a reseebin lyne neer teh egzit aftur teh sho, so be shoor tu say ohai. Duz u wants tu stawp bai erly foar a dinnur-type get-tugebber (adn bakkstayj toor, iffn u lykes)?
dat sownds leik ufn! ai is finkin uv taykin teh BART…gonna goh chekk 511.org fur skedyool.
Kurtin is at 8:30, adn haus opins foar tikkits 8:00. We hastu set up teh stayj befoar den, so ai needs tu be deyr 7:30 adn can gibs u toor den. Deyrz italyun adn thai and obber restrants neerby iffn u wants dinner befoar dat, oar pikinikkin inna park.
“watch out for dat treee!” =)
Him ownlee noes teh wai 2 teh cheezburger shop!
we don’t need no stinkin GPS.
Aifink u has it… Grayt Powurs ob Smellifikayshun.
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LOL.
adn teh gushifud stoar.
“recatculatun”
“tuu moar meowls tu ur destinayshun”
“take the next legal availololable u turn”
stoopy human miss’d exit for chzbrgr.
Turn leff. No, ur obber leff.
2 wrongs don’t maka rite, butt 3 lefts do!
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Taek de nexx leff, rite?
rite! noe, lefft! aieeeeee!
won tu won tu
wii nawt awnlee fowt butt(!) wii won tu!
lef riyt lef riyt
derez nun awf teh NME lef riyt?
Left, rite, left, rite!
Yoo hadda gud hoam,
But yoo left, rite??
will leed you strate to gushi-fud faktree
Oar teh wayrhaus distributer.
Oar eeben de bote docs ware dey be unloadin de gushy fudz dat wer mayde in Chinaz
Ai iz indiffrent tew ur lostiness!
Otay, nao ai needs teh liddur-bawx.
Mayk teh haus appeer aftur teh negst curv, adn lemme in.
Oh, reeleee? *Slams on brakes*
He be a dashbored drybber!
Such a handsum tuxee kitteh! Much moar stylish den doze silly computery fings.
In yor TTI (or sumwher elz that teh steerin wheel is on teh rite), showin’ yoo teh way . . . and sittin’ on yor dash wher I kin appropriately be adorified!
Mai kittehs nebber luk so relaksed in de car.
I drove with mah kittehz dis weekendz pooh Injeh gotz sick in deh car.
Her was meowing pitifully pooh fing
ohai two_k!
how u is??
I iz gud! How U iz?
I has had a reel life bizzy for a long time…. now, I duzn’t no too many peeps on here, ifinkso….
U still doin teh skool thing? Gettin ur phd, rite?
Yesh, I iz, Iz hard, I not likes economics, I iz from a hard science background econ feels like gobbledygook to me. I has a confused on whether I wants to continue on dis path.
that sounds ruff two_k… I dunno that I cud do econ either.
as much maths as I did for biolology, econ sounds liek teh pleh!
I no has problem wif maffs I wuz physicks major, is deh lack of experimental rigor that bothers me. Pretty theories without experimental justification.
{{two_kittehs}} tuk micro & macro econ in collidge. boyfrend described macro as a big equashun. everee week a new term was added. I had more probs wif econ than wif engineering maffs.
Ai iz reeding The Black Swan buk, tawks a bit confuzully abawt eek oNOM eeks, an pre deek shuns.
Manz reel nayme iz “Taleh.”
I also been berry busee, I not knoz many of the gnu peeplolz
Is good seez U tho
{{{{{LeezaB}}}}}
Ai meremberz u! Gud tu seez boff ob u agen!
{{{2K & Leeza}}}
fanks AP!
*wispers*
I see tehre is a sweetpea up upthred but is this teh sweetpea we knows in a noo quilt, or a clone of sum sort??
Itz gud oal mary-o. She hadda fawling owt wiff WP adn hadda start yoozin a noo emayo cuz she cuddnt poast nuffin foar a week 8O. Hazznt gotten teh owld abbatart awn dis noo akkownt yet.
her haz borked abatar……….. an ai is waitin fur mai olde wun to return…… pant pant pant…. runnin round getting reddi for nawt first annual mariners cheezmeet…. plz to beem fur ems to win!!! schmoooo
Ohai, Jamamamamamamamama!
Ai thotted uv u teh uvver day, watchin ur guyz playin mah guyz.
ai izza nu peeplol!
*eggstendz floofy paw ob fwendchipz*
neictumeetchu!!
Ohai, TJsmommy! Nyce to meetcha *aggcepts that floofy paw with happehniss*
Nyce to see awl of yoo. I hassint bin here so mush laytlee either. I prezume teh gnu peeplols is gud peeps, lyke us old peeplols.
{{{{{hugs to awl teh cheezies, old and gnu}}}}}
*jumps into teh hug*
*realizes too late she shudda put down teh candy applol*
*joynes groop hug (wif candee applol)*
Eww! Somfings stuck in my hair!
*jumpifyez intu teh groop hugginessz*
*syngz* …
“Stuckded aw yuu
I’z gatted tihs feelloling daoun deap inz mai sowel taht Ai jsut kanawt loooze
Gess Ai’m awn mai weigh.
Needifded an Cheezefrend
Adn teh wai Ai feal naow Ai gess Ai’lz bih wif yuu
‘tylz teh enndz.
Gess Ai’m awn mai wei.
Myteigh gladdhappee yuu staided.”
Waet..groop snorglol?
*jumpz inn*
*likk-likk*
*Boop*
hay! watch it teher bud!
*luks sadly at cat hares on teh applol*
*hands skwirrlgrrl a fresh candee applol*
ware didja git teh applols?
*hassa hoapful*
*hands keshet an otter cheezpeeps candee applols* enjoi!
*hands keshet -one- of the candee applols*
sweet! nao ai gots 2!
*nomnomnomnomnom*
mmmffffmmfankyoo!
*nomnomnomnom*
mmmm candeee applolz, fankies bery mucsh!!
ooh…ai can has wun plzplzplz??
*hands D-K a candee applol*
huurai!!
*nomnomnomnomnomnomnom*
…
uh ohz…aifinksew is stukk tew mai teefs…
*Hands out sham wows and big bukket of water…*
*hoepz nun ob mai teepz gett remoobed alawng wiff teh applol*
Ai iz a gnu peep tu. Floofy paws awl awroun!!
*extends floofy paw leff, den rite, den across, den behine hurz bak, den bak hurz behine*
Howdy ebbrywun!!
ohai, ‘Niser!
Poor Injeh! Poor kitteh!
{{Injeh & 2_k}} Shadow-girl just huddles in her carrier. Cannoli mews until teh car starts (maybe he likes the enjin noise?)
Yogi was a good kitteh, himz slept peacefully in himz carrier.
just liek a bobblol headed saint!
Lukks liek a TTI lisens hawldur.
the kitteh?
Kitteh dont need no stinken lisens!
Nawt teh kitteh! Teh blakk fing awn teh sied uv teh winskreen – dat hawldz teh sirklol uv paypur 2 sho u haz payd teh rode taks
Can a gurl kitteh be a Tom-tom cat? Or does it has to be a Tom-cat?
is shi ay tomgurl kitteh?
U not takin me to vet. U takin me to Cheezburger Land. They got a speshul on frensh fryes today.
With onion rings too!
Frensh fryes? *swoons at teh thot*
donut furrgett teh baycon!!
Chonklit cubberded baycom!
oooh…ai has nawt thotsew ob datt…butt (!) itt iz sowndink moar adn moar liek a gud eyedeeya!!
…ai’z hongree nao…
It’z teh bom uv teh noms! Chonklit adn baycom … sweetz adn chonklittee adn sawltee adn baycommee … nomnomnomnomnomnom!!
yoo furgotted teh cheez, tho…
awltho, ai’z nawt sew shur dat itt wudd goe sew wellz wiff teh chokklitz…
*yoinkz sum*
*nomnomnomnomnom*
bayr left. rite frog.
Wayr wulf?
Deyr wulf. Deyr kassul.
yung fronkensteen FTW!
Wut knockers!!
Frau Blucher !!!! Wheeeeeehhhhehehhhhheeeeeee
wer are yew going? ai was gonna make eggspresso!
Nise Gruping !! No, no bad kitteh, donut uze Inspektor’s wuuden arm as a skratchy post!
ROFL!!!!
Muppet Moovee ref, ftw!
*cheerz fur keshet, albeit belaytedlee*
*noht tu salf…rent muppit moovee fur AP*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Mikki2 an Twig_boy an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif dark choklit icing, iskreem, sparkly party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif slinkees taht go down AN up, kaliedoskopes to luking at teh cool dezines, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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happytails birfdai to Mikki2 an Twig_boy an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!
*noms a slice of fudjy burfday caek*
Ohai, Burfdae faeire, adn happeetayle burfdae tu awl teh Burfdae Peepses!
*yoinks an pees uv lemming caek and an slynkeh, adn runswifakwiknes tu teh stayrez*
nomslinknomslinknomslink
aaaaaahahahahahaha dis wun is sooooo funneeeee
Haoebburr, himz willz gibz yoo teh kwikkestt wai tew teh neerestestest cheezburger playse…
Really! is that Mara either way? LOL left? Is that from seat or stage? Lost in your +)@%*#)+%*_A%&*A_B%*_(%+)A%($_)A%+)_B>)(%+)$()Q*$%(__%(&@_($%&@$_&*_%(*&)*A>)%*# Translation. Angry kitty ready to bite leg.
Ai haz visied sum uv teh otter Cheez Netwwork cites, an Dis wun is teh mos politest and kindest, no Nsulting, few T R O L L S.
Butt (@!@ !!) Ai lykes it bestest wenn teh capshun haz teh cleen 4-lettur wurds.
I would have thought that a Tom-Tom cat would be good with drums…
mebbeh dat iz wut dis kitteh iz gud wiff…adn sileee hyooman bot teh rong wun?
Tom Tom will follow teh crow
straight to teh ice creams!
Den tey all danse a ho ho!
Tawm Tawm Tukkz Kitteh
wunndurrz wye fyndeengz Fantsee
Feestz Playss amz so hawrd?
Fantsee Feestz Playss amz saym
playss wayrz sillee Beeg Gye getz
himz Likkwid CatzNip!!
Tawm Tawm Tukkz Kitteh
knoez a shoartz cut, but lawstedz
Beeg Gye woan’tz taykz it!!!
Jack.
Teh nyse mann hazz jsut arribded tu kleanify teh karrputt inz mai off iss, soe ai yam (whut ai yam) goeng tu has tu kloase, adn ai wyll sea yu lurvlolee cheezepeepses awn tumoro!
*hedbonks, purrs, adn SHMOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Tom Tom cat is nawt too be trusted if yer destinashun is teh vet…
Kermit: “Bear left!”
Fozzy: “Right, Frog!”
O, ai has m-bare-as. Ai no see same lol abuv.
Butt(!) Tom tom cat wants owt… no, in… no, owt… no, in… dat lane.
cat nav?
That is a Hyundai Tucson!
Lolcat purrfur CATillacs.
Correct, car is Hyundai Tucson.
Iz my pikture, kittehs name is Meg.
Iz Meg gud navicator?
No Cat-astrophies yet!
Yes, car is Hyundai Tucson
best one i’ve seen in a long while!
won’t bring you anywhere except the nom store.