
Wat girl? I iz all alown in here, promis.
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Wat girl? I iz all alown in here, promis.
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ai noes nuffink!
Congrats, jk2k!
conga (hiddun) ratz, jk2k! yu led teh parayd!
We has a fybe-way makramay! *dans-dans*
fankess anni an catena! les awl goe tew teh tybootik, aifink dere iz noo beech ummbrehlluhs in stok!
oooh!
Hush Gladys!
Adn kwikk! Tukk in ur tayl!
I has not seen no one
dubblol negatib… sly, kitteh!
yu wuznt sposd tu bii hoym untyll latah!
U a cheetin tom, u is!
U dog ! uh, U goggie!!!
We wuz doing Algebra HW
iz dat wut u kawl it naowadais?
nah we callz dat calculus, but one needs to gnoz algebra before one can does calculus
Datz mai story, adn ai is stikkin tu it.
Are you sure it’s not multiplication…
…oar byologee?
Chemistry – we has it.
She dussn’t kount! Dat’s nawt a guurl! Dat’s mai sister. Get yer hoomin mind owt uf teh gutter!
veis iz neis, butt(!) insehst iz behst!
O noes. Luke and Leia kittehs!
why goez akkrozz teh yard win u cin goez akkrozz teh hall!!
*hedz tu nb*
Snerk.
Dat’s no ladycat, dat’s mai wife!
Payz no attenshun tu dat kitteh behine de curten!!
kitteh is teh wizzard uv odd?
Yesh, an bringz mee de rattly mousy toy ob de wicked kitteh ob de basemint!!
wif fevvers plz
An shinee fingys. Oooh, shinee!! Ai lykes de shinee fings.
Iz nawt the kitteh behine teh kurtin, iz teh ghostee!!!
TrollingTomCat’s pyooter dating finawlly pays awf, adn u wawlk in!! Hao inawpertune.
TTC, I cud yoose ur serbises.
Kud yoo halp me owt, plz?
Awl Tomcats are “singlol” !!!
Itz tuff owt dere Red. Ai belawng tu sevural serbises; e.hairmony.com, CatsSeekingCats.com, adn my faborite, plentyoffishintehsea.com. Jest rumember dis: teh picthur is probabloly berry, berry awld.
ooohh TTC ai haz herd badbadbad fings bout plentyoffishintehsea.com, bees bery, bery karefull.
I iz teh luckee, cuz I can haz aksess to importint informayshuns.
Two werds – “Bakgrown Czech”!
**nodz in agweemintz**
Oh yesh, I kno awl abowt dat stuff.
I finkso iz tiem foar me to gibs up an aksept my destinee of bein teh Crazee Kitteh Woman.
Iz bedder dan juss teh Crazee Woman. Kittehs maykz ebberfing bedderer.
eggsept when they is fiting wid each otherz
Iz urs gettin alawng now, 2-k?
For the most part, but they has occasional flare-ups I drove with them this Monday back home and Injeh had a rough ride in the car and was very hissy after that. Some peace and quiet seems to be returning today.
When her is upset her hisses and growls at Yogi, things are better but they is still not friends like they were before.
Wut startid awl teh fitin?
I iz luckee. Dini an Sarah gets along well. Dey iz troo sisturs, cuz wun minnit dey awl luvee an teh nexst minnit dere is hissin an stuff.
Kitteh rasslin iz teh fun to watch, tho.
Redirected aggression, Yogi attacked Injeh when him wuz upset by an outside kitteh, who showed up outside fronsch windoz, it was scary, it seemed like he was going to kill her, I tried to intervene and was bitten. I hadz to keep dem apart fur seberal weeks.
Wow, yoo poor mamma.
{{{2_k, Injeh an Yogi}}}
fanks! it wuz quite the ordeal
dats ware ai am, ai haz fownd dat ai purrfurrz teh kompannee ob mai kittehs ober hoomins mosted ob teh tymes NEwai speshally nao dat ai’m ummm… ober fortee!
I’m ovur dat numbur too.
Mebbe wii shud start Crazee Kitteh Womin Klub?
Ai iz in.
ai am sew in!!
Ai wuz “awn mai own” foar abowt 12 years tween huzzbins, adn ai dumped a few gud prawspeks cawsed dey didnot lyke my kittehs! Ai lyked my kittehs beddur! Red – always trust a man who likes cats -
Oh yesh!
Liking kittehz iz a MUST! I lerned dat lessin wif my nawt-sekkund marridj, aka Teh Dizastur!
dat wud bee maj..mag.. beeg deel braker aifinso. must LOVE kittehs. dat’s jest mai fots NEwai.
Poor kitteh gets it frum boff sydes…
“U is yoozin owr pyootur tu fynding a dayte??!!”
“U sed in ur profyl dat u wuz singlol!!”
kitteh haz intocksakating iies aifinkso!!
Oar intocksakaytid?
*snikr*
dat myte beez it az wel. lol dat wuz funnee!!
sly kitteh sneekin teh gurls en wen teh hoomin is nawt hoam.
He nawt wants to kiss da bride?
Girls are have kooties.
*Chases torchrain up da curtains* *tichlols feet* Kooties! I’ll give you kooties!
Ai sed, “Yuu wont tu slepe ober ??” adn shi sed, “Isle slepe ober tehre !!”
Remynz me of a seen frum “Big”.
“I get to be awn tawp!”
**luuks closur**
DINI! Iz dat yoo hidin behynd teh kurtin?
I thotso I toldid yoo to stay hoam an luuk aftur ur sistur.
her is up to no good
Now I kno wut hur duz wen I go to werk.
Dini to red:
But mawmy I lubs himz
him so hansome
**looks awai dreamily**
I kno, bebbeh.
Him iz hansum, butt I thotso wii alreddy haddid dis diskushun. Yoo gots a yungur sistur an yoo has to be a gud examplol foar hur.
Ninja skillz.
Nawt so grate, ackshully.
Did yoo NAWT see teh catnip maus hangin awn teh door-nob?
Iz dat milkahawlik Linzey behin teh kurtin?
Shouldn’t it be milka-lol-ik?
*urp* milk-a-whut?!
Is this classed as a Feliney, or just a mousedemeanour…
I iz taking deh fith
Izza Mickey mousedemeanour, aifinkso!!
Clebburr Kittehz nawtz
so clebburr. Bustiddz bye t3h
Liddill Prittee Wun!
Flooffee Tukkz Kittehz
maykz lubblee cuppill. Dayz willz
allwayz fyndz a wayz!!
Flooffee Gurl Kitteh
nawtz so gud atz hydeengz. Hurz
myte needz moar prakktiss!!!
Jack.
Gud pome, Jack!
Dat floofy gurl kitteh luuks ALOT lyk my Dini.
I finkso I need to has a tawlk wif hur.
Dat beeg floofy tayol stikin owt de bak ob de kurtin gibbs it awayz ebbery thyme. Nawt tu menshun de glowing eis. O, an de trans parent kurtin. Udder dan dat, hurz did pritty gud.
**clappity-clappity**
wunnermus az allwaiz Jack.
my parents hab a kitteh door in their howse, an wun time they came home from a vacayshun to find their kitteh Douglas (r.i.p.) hanging owt on their bed wif an unknown an very pritty little kitteh! Douglas wuz sneeking gurlfrends in teh howse wile tehy wuz gone! fortunatly (or mebbee not for him) him wuz tootored.
dat iz a funneh story!
Hystericalmous!!! Gigalow kitteh inbites de witlol gurls up tu himz rume. Wen de hoomins awai, de kittehs wil playz!
ROFL!!!!
dats jest tu funnee, fankies furr sharifying dat storee.
An hee parentlee lerned teh lessons verrree well!!
Alrite, lets hassa show of hanz….
Who heer haz gottid “bustid” befoar, eithur by sneekin sumwun in, oar bein teh wun sneeked in?
**timidlee rayzes paw**
*raises paw*
*Digs bak in distent memoree bankz*
*raises nostawljic paw. twice. free thymes*
naughty kitteh!
Hay, yoo nawt Miss Innosint urself.
My boifrenz dad prolly bustid uz, but him nawt sed ennyfing.
Lawng storee short, I hadda run kwietlee an wifakwikness to teh car an HIDE INNA FLOR-BORED until boifrend droav teh car owtta site!
Mah parents camez back earlier den demz said dey wud, bf and I purtended we wuz doing hw!
Which we wuz, until we got distracted… so the books wuz already in front of us..
Gud sayv!!
At leest u nawt gettid cawt in teh simiterri bai teh stayt polees manz.
No, butt wii did gettid “spotlited” wen wii wuz sumware, doin sumfin, in teh car.
ai wuz at a laik an teh polease pulloled mii asyde anna asked mii iffn ai reely wanted tu bees dere!! ai wuz sew imbarassed.
**raises paw, digs toesies in deh durt**
2-K! Nawt yoo!
**clutchiz pearlz**
*gigglol*
*fans red*
**rayzes paw rememmering lawng tyme ago**
*wanderz in…luks at awl da floofy pawsers in da ayre…reeds qwueztiyun…grinnzz at memories frum lawng eggo*
*raises paw*
Uhhhh once. lawng tyme ago. Stony Ages….didn’t haz howses, had rock ruums, still got teh cawt tho.
Ohai MayneKoonMaizey *extends floofy scraggly paw ob frenship* u smell luvely mai deer…………
Ohai TrollingTomCat *shakes paw and smiles* Itz beriniez tumetechu! Ai’z nawt werrin da parfooms tho. Ai’z bin halping da kitteh from a cupple of LOLs back clean da dishes!
ohai, ttc, yoo iz heer, too? yur pyooter iz better than mine!
snerk, izza reel reezon ai woant let docs cut tr0llbrayne, ai needs him fur tew be installink gnu hard-dribe, furst!
(ai ran away frum teh tearoom, but appreshimicated yur ansser!)
*** Raises awl paws anna tayle. Fawlz awn fayse **
Lends WRr a paw, how U iz?
noap. nevur gottid bustid.
Mebbe DIS tyme, stoopy WP won’t eet mai commint…
*doin bestest Napolean Dynamite impurrsinayshun*
Lucky!
Wii iz proovin ai poynt. Dere’s bin complaynts. Ifn yew kin see hur yew shuld wear clothes moar offen in teh howse…
who callded cheeeeters?
ohai, pj!
izzabout to leeb, habbin teh back pleh, but! wanted to be sayink, ohai!
It’s Polonius!