
CHEAP DISHWASHER Works great until the Health Department finds out
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CHEAP DISHWASHER Works great until the Health Department finds out
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Effektib tho!
effeckitteh iz korect.
Congarats anni! Wat a luvlee brayde wii haz!
*links arms wif ebreewun an skips awf tew teh ty booteek*
Thx BF! Ai nead a kitteh suncatsher! We haz sunnyshyne 2dai affer a cawld, dark an wet dai yestidai.
mai tree weer awl een teh sun tuggedah dis mornen!
*has eh wunda*
Oooh, I’ll trade you some cold air for the superhot air we have here!
Thx, but Ai can’t taek berry hawt – 2dai iz juss rite fur me 22C (72F)
Must be in Texas,too!
Spit an polish!
berri gud. kno uze brillo pad hairballz pleeze.
werkz ebberi tyme
Naow wif bilt in scrubby tung!
An floofy duster taolz tu kleen yoar coun tertopps!!
I was sitting neer a momma kitteh wun thyme when she woz washing her kittehs. Affer she finished dem, she pikked mai hand up adn started washing dat az well. She woz a littul ditzy at thymes.
BCat haz a nue job – wurkin hard at it.
♪she works hard for the nommies!
reduce, reuse, recyclol fuds
…and use a enviroNomentally gud dishwasher.
ohai s/p…… i’m akshully testing to see if my old abatar cums back an here you are!! (speaking of old abatars…wairs yer tendrill?)
izza vedyvedyvedy sad tail. WP won’t lemme post with myold emayo and that’s where my avatar , mybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyutiful avatar , is. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. at least i’m visiblol now. I was invisiblol for about a weekweekweek. Seben daze without Ichc makes one ….*weak*.
oh dats bad!! (bad pun) no wunder you wuz lokked out!! LOL
Kud u mebbe skip WP & go through gravatar? It duzzint keep u logged in automatiklee (i.e. dere iz still bawkses fur naem & emayo & webbysite), but u kud haz ur abatar.
Aifink moast uv teh FailPeeps duzzint haz WP accounts — dey jus yoozes gravatar.
tahts what eye do since werk blocks weird pretzel. izza payne to type in website, but otterwise not tew bad.
Oh mai!!! Yoo too luk SO stranj wiffaut yur avatars!!
Teh whirred iz chaynjing so fast ai think ai cannot keep up!
Good thing it wasn’t fourteen days, you would be two week…
ooooo! *uzez slitely tenuis link tew slip in sum blues/soul frum teh lait grait Clarence Carter…Too Weak To Fight*
um…oops…triez agin…
I can has soul?
Yum, yum…
az well az dispozink of tasti garbages..
Kittehs R deh grate envi….enmental…..dey lubs deh planitt.
Yeppers! Unner neeth awl dat blak floofyness iza gween kitteh!
Ooooh, gween…..mai fabborite culler! Yay foar de gween kittehs!!
Gween kittehs montra goez lyke dis:
Reduce…the numba of goggies livvin in mai houz
Reuse…all bags, bocksez, q-tips, and twistee tyes beecom mai faborite toyz
Recycle…all da noms from yer playte into mai bowl….NOW!
Speshully de cheezburger….handz dem obber!!
No lektricity reqwirered!
wurks wif tablescrap-enerjee
An it goze intoo sooper speedee moed iff it fynds leffovver toona inda disshez!
We haz wun uv doze — but itz wite, nawt blak.
Did yu hafta pai xtras fer da CC moddel radder dan da BC moddel?
Nope! Itz jus wun uv mennee opshuns, aifinkso.
*hazza kurryous*
Ai wunner waht a midnite bloo wun wuld look lyke…dat wuld go beri niezly in mai kitchun.
If itz nawt an opshun up frunt, u mite be ablol to get a wite wun & dye it midnite bloo.
But dunnit maek the dishez ebil?
dishez r alreddy ebil…dey wispur tew meh ebree tyme ai haz tew warsh dem…..
whut do they wisper?
bahd bahd fings…..
bf473! ai seed teh messij yu leeved mii, butt it won’t let mii leeve wun for yu!! bbakayshun iz teh nawt sekund week of July, wii be finkin of going to MA on July 4 an stay for maybe 3 or 4 days
taht bee bery strainge! maibee u cud emayo meh (pleez tew put ur skreen naim in teh subjekt baux sew ai kno itz nawt spam spam spam spam). wispurrs….
Ai haz sum haow lostd sum uv mai kontakts dere sew ai dunnawt seem tew haz ur emayo aneemoar
“Cats that do dishes, will just scratch all your face…”
“Wiv wyld, green (or blak/whyt/tortie/oranje) hairy-lip kit!”
buttlur kitteh cleens up aftur yoo.
Ohai dayr, keshet!
Midnyte ‘Jeevz’ Kitteh
cleenz up 4 ‘Woosturr’ Hewminz.
Awllmoast full~tyme jawb!
Midnyte ‘Jeevz’ Kitteh
planz 2 ekksploarz Prittee Wun’z
Clawzzitt layt 2nytez!!
Midnyte ‘Jeevz’ Kitteh
awllso habz clebburr planz dat
needz helpz frum Minnyunz!
Minnyunz libz awn t3h
Liddill Prittee Wun’z Bed so
dayz natz trabbillz fawr!!
Minnyunz mayz beez jusst
Stufft Aminullz, but Midnyte
‘Jeevz’ Kitteh lykes dem!!!
Jack.
Also, is anyone worried about the pipes furring up…
Midnyte Kitteh habz
Bawtill Brush Tayl 4 cleeneengz
tawll, narro glassez
Midnyte Kitteh amz
berreh cawsshuss in t3h Seenk.
Duz nawt wawntz a Baff!
Midnyte Kitteh can
habz lawtza Phunn maykeengz an
eeben beegurr mess!!
Shynee Kitchunn Seenk
amz ekksellent playss 2 wawtch
t3h Noyzee Dawggeh!!!
Jack.
*clappity clappity* dems egg sell ent poetikals, Jack!
Clappity clappity foar Jack’s eggstra lawng ohaiku!!! Lubs doze bawtill brushy tayols!
*sprinkles Happee Dai dust ober awl da Cheezfrens*
Tata Fer Nao ebberybody!
Y thank u!
Oh No! I think I’m going to sneeze…
cathulhu’z leerjik tu happee!
cathulhu’z leerjik tu happee!
*spritzez essens uv joi an frohs chearful funfetti*
(Scuttles over to Sahara Desert).
AH-AH-AH-TCHOOO!!
(Sahara now covered in slime one inch thick.)
(SCuttles back.)
*hands cathulhu ay tishyoo…finks bettur uv et an gibs cathulhu ay shamwow*
Thanks.
(Wipes face and tentacles)
Hopefully, they will blame the camels…
dey du spit.
Mmmmm kraft dinner…
my hooman no understand why we likes drinks out of vase when he put water down in a boiwl for us twice a day…..
ps hopes you leaves sum comments on my b l o g iffen you wants stop by
xxx
forbidden water taystes better
mai sillee kitteh duz dis alzo, fresh wadder/cleen bowl twict a dai an shee wil tri tew drink teh wadder in teh dishes soakin in teh sink, teh wadder lef in teh bottom uv teh shower, teh wadder in teh vaise….krazee kitteh! If shee duzznt drink it shee wil plai wif it, dabble hurr paw innit, splash splash splash!
OMG! I didnt get it at first but now i do. Thats HILARIOUS!